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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire

Do you send FAF messages?

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By *ayRyuMan
11 weeks ago

Harrogate

Far too respectful for such rudeness

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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Far too respectful for such rudeness "

You need to drop your filters already… and then drop your pants

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

11 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Only to people I already know well enough to be able to get away with it.

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By *oo..Woman
11 weeks ago

Boo's World

Only to one man and he ignores my advances all the time

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By *r John WickMan
11 weeks ago

The Continental

Once……and it worked.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
11 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

All the time. Loads of them.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
11 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I only ever send them to Boo. She loves them

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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Once……and it worked."

This man deserves a knighthood

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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"All the time. Loads of them. "

I’ve been here for 6 weeks and your name has never appeared in my inbox. Not once! Appalling ..

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By *oo..Woman
11 weeks ago

Boo's World


"I only ever send them to Boo. She loves them "
..you'll make me blush

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By *eordieJeansCouple
11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I don’t do well and I’ve never sent one. Maybe they’re the answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

That’s all I ever send. I’m successful.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith


"All the time. Loads of them.

I’ve been here for 6 weeks and your name has never appeared in my inbox. Not once! Appalling .. "

Mine either!

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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"That’s all I ever send. I’m successful. "

But it doesn’t count because you have tits. You could literally put ANYTHING in your message

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By *electableicecreamMan
11 weeks ago

The West

Too effort. I just go with F

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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"I don’t do well and I’ve never sent one. Maybe they’re the answer."

At least you guys have eachother. Think of all the poor singletons on here that wank themselves dry everyday!

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By *ell GwynnWoman
11 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"All the time. Loads of them.

I’ve been here for 6 weeks and your name has never appeared in my inbox. Not once! Appalling .. "

I've not reached "D" in the alphabet yet.

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By *r.SJMan
11 weeks ago

Wellingborough


"Do you send FAF messages? "

I like to look for new users and the moment they join... I'm on it and sending the faf message. I always like to try and be the first, just to increase my success rate.

Or not!

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith


"All the time. Loads of them.

I’ve been here for 6 weeks and your name has never appeared in my inbox. Not once! Appalling ..

I've not reached "D" in the alphabet yet. "

Should I expect mine sometime in 2045 then? :D

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By *eordieJeansCouple
11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I don’t do well and I’ve never sent one. Maybe they’re the answer.

At least you guys have eachother. Think of all the poor singletons on here that wank themselves dry everyday! "

I’m married. They’re probably getting it more than me

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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Do you send FAF messages?

I like to look for new users and the moment they join... I'm on it and sending the faf message. I always like to try and be the first, just to increase my success rate.

Or not!"

Maybe switch it up a little and ask “which hole would you like it in?”

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By *r John WickMan
11 weeks ago

The Continental


"Once……and it worked.

This man deserves a knighthood "

Spare the knighthood.

It was Mrs Wick I sent the message to. She’s always game.

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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire

Guys my plan has worked! My inbox is flooding with FAF messages. They’re all from guys but still..

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By *ell GwynnWoman
11 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"All the time. Loads of them.

I’ve been here for 6 weeks and your name has never appeared in my inbox. Not once! Appalling ..

I've not reached "D" in the alphabet yet.

Should I expect mine sometime in 2045 then? :D"

New people join all the time, Master M. I've been on "A" for 9 years

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith


"All the time. Loads of them.

I’ve been here for 6 weeks and your name has never appeared in my inbox. Not once! Appalling ..

I've not reached "D" in the alphabet yet.

Should I expect mine sometime in 2045 then? :D

New people join all the time, Master M. I've been on "A" for 9 years "

Ha, bet you never saw this lifehack coming!

*changes username to aaaaaaaaaaaa*

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By *rispyDuckMan
11 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I send a short glimpse of the mouth watering menu I will be serving, should they come to my establishment

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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"All the time. Loads of them.

I’ve been here for 6 weeks and your name has never appeared in my inbox. Not once! Appalling ..

I've not reached "D" in the alphabet yet. "

I’ll have to change my username then. For the record my real name begins with an A..

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By *old MemberMan
11 weeks ago

Worcester


"Only to one man and he ignores my advances all the time "

Okay, sorry let me turn the filters off.

All done! Now available to your advances

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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"I send a short glimpse of the mouth watering menu I will be serving, should they come to my establishment "

I’m sold

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
11 weeks ago

Leeds

38 every day, seems to work.

Mrs

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over

Get half a dozen a day. If only I knew what it meant?

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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Get half a dozen a day. If only I knew what it meant? "

It stands for “fancy a flapjack?”

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By *ife NinjaMan
11 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Get back you buggers! I'm fighting them off.

Define doing well?

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
11 weeks ago

Stoke

We never send first messages, we're fab lazy

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over


"Get half a dozen a day. If only I knew what it meant?

It stands for “fancy a flapjack?”"

Sounds good to me. I dod not know they are so popular. Especially as the ones these days seem to get smaller all the time. Still, a nice chancge from a vanilla slice

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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Get back you buggers! I'm fighting them off.

Define doing well? "

Waking up to a blowjob in the morning from someone different every single day

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith


"Get back you buggers! I'm fighting them off.

Define doing well?

Waking up to a blowjob in the morning from someone different every single day "

Aw damn, for me it's always the same person, guess I'm failing at this.

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By *ife NinjaMan
11 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Get back you buggers! I'm fighting them off.

Define doing well?

Waking up to a blowjob in the morning from someone different every single day "

That's Fab platinum.....as rare as rocking horse shit

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By *8on33Man
11 weeks ago

winfrith

nope treat a woman with respect you will then get your just reward

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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Get back you buggers! I'm fighting them off.

Define doing well?

Waking up to a blowjob in the morning from someone different every single day

Aw damn, for me it's always the same person, guess I'm failing at this."

I’ve taken up yoga lessons to see if I can get the job done myself.. you’re winning Meliodas!

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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"nope treat a woman with respect you will then get your just reward"

Wise words from Master Yoda

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By *HUSH-Man
11 weeks ago

London

Typing FAF is too long. I just type F.

Works every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Only to one man and he ignores my advances all the time "

Try it again

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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Typing FAF is too long. I just type F.

Works every time. "

Gosh people are so lazy these days

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I used to do well on here when I accepted FAF offers. Don't get any these days

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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"I used to do well on here when I accepted FAF offers. Don't get any these days"

FAF?

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By *xelciscoMan
11 weeks ago

Reading/bracknell

Gosh, i had to figure out the meaning..lol!

That probably says a lot either ways.

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By *onkoMan
11 weeks ago

here and there

Nope

Maybe that's why I don't get meets

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith


"I used to do well on here when I accepted FAF offers. Don't get any these days"

FAAF?

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By *r SproutMan
11 weeks ago

the middle somewhere


"Do you send FAF messages? "

I wouldn’t say I do well on here but FAF is always my follow up message if I get a reply to my first message

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By *B69Woman
11 weeks ago

Wiltshire

No but might do now

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By *hunky GentMan
11 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm too shy to be so forward

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith


"No but might do now"

Definitely wouldn't say no to one from you.

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By *HUSH-Man
11 weeks ago

London


"Typing FAF is too long. I just type F.

Works every time.

Gosh people are so lazy these days "

I believe in efficiency. Work smarter, not harder!

Ughh that sounds way too LinkedIn. Think I’m gonna be sick.

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By *nnCeeWoman
11 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Get half a dozen a day. If only I knew what it meant?

It stands for “fancy a flapjack?”"

Bites your arm off...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West

We don't do well, so we wouldn't know

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By *hilloutMan
11 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Only to people I already know well enough to be able to get away with it. "

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Whats FAF?

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over


"Whats FAF?"

See above. Stands for for “fancy a flapjack?” apparrently

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By *eliWoman
11 weeks ago

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No, normally a photo of my foof with a helpful arrow showing where I want them is enough.

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By *r.Vice GuyMan
11 weeks ago

bristol/london


"Once……and it worked.

This man deserves a knighthood "

I second this motion

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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Get half a dozen a day. If only I knew what it meant?

It stands for “fancy a flapjack?”

Bites your arm off...

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Your mouth would have to open pretty wide to fit these biceps in

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By *ex HolesMan
11 weeks ago

Up North

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Whats FAF?

See above. Stands for for “fancy a flapjack?” apparrently"

Hmmm wish i knew what that meant lol

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over


"Whats FAF?

See above. Stands for for “fancy a flapjack?” apparrently

Hmmm wish i knew what that meant lol"

Makes two of us. Could be nice though. Had a few in my inbox but ignored them best if you are not sure what it means

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By *nnCeeWoman
11 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Get half a dozen a day. If only I knew what it meant?

It stands for “fancy a flapjack?”

Bites your arm off...

Your mouth would have to open pretty wide to fit these biceps in "

Challenge accepted...

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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Get half a dozen a day. If only I knew what it meant?

It stands for “fancy a flapjack?”

Bites your arm off...

Your mouth would have to open pretty wide to fit these biceps in

Challenge accepted... "

If your 5th Jan pic is anything to go by, I’d say you’d manage it

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By *nnCeeWoman
11 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"If your 5th Jan pic is anything to go by, I’d say you’d manage it "

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By *nnCeeWoman
11 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"If your 5th Jan pic is anything to go by, I’d say you’d manage it

"

Did you read my veris?!

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By *had_ThunderCockMan
11 weeks ago

Sydney University Wank Bank

No chance!!!

Never sent one..

very unlikely will….

Life of celibacy if I had too! Couldn’t do it.

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over


"Get half a dozen a day. If only I knew what it meant?

It stands for “fancy a flapjack?”

Bites your arm off...

Your mouth would have to open pretty wide to fit these biceps in "

I wish I did more apropriate fitness stuff when younger. I would too have big biceps and thighs. Not envious at all

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
11 weeks ago

Maidstone

I find let me suck your cock messages work better

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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"If your 5th Jan pic is anything to go by, I’d say you’d manage it

Did you read my veris?! "

A whole fist hmm? I need to experiment with that

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By *otally BenettonCouple
11 weeks ago

shropshire


"We never send first messages, we're fab lazy "

I think you guys can afford to be fab lazy!

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By *weet6Woman
11 weeks ago

East Riding


"Get half a dozen a day. If only I knew what it meant? "

Me either... Although the flapjack comment helped

Sxx

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith


"I find let me suck your cock messages work better "

*furiously taking notes*

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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"We don't do well, so we wouldn't know "

Try supporting Man united and see how your destiny changes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West


"We don't do well, so we wouldn't know

Try supporting Man united and see how your destiny changes "

You're a sick, sick man

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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"No, normally a photo of my foof with a helpful arrow showing where I want them is enough."

I think you should replace the helpful arrow with something else that’s also weirdly shaped like an arrow…

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
11 weeks ago

North Wales

Only to those that are likely(ish) to say yes.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

I do daily to one in particular. She knows who she is. It works.

I'm cheeky. I'm lucky.

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By *parkle1974Woman
11 weeks ago

Leeds

I don't think I ever have

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By *nnCeeWoman
11 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I do daily to one in particular. She knows who she is. It works.

I'm cheeky. I'm lucky. "

Smart lady... I'd give in too!!

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By *uperted39Man
11 weeks ago

bushey


"We don't do well, so we wouldn't know

Try supporting Man united and see how your destiny changes "

leave it out Rodney!

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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Only to those that are likely(ish) to say yes. "

Which is everyone of course

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By *entleman JayMan
11 weeks ago

Wakefield

Never sent a FAF message in my life. Lol.

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By *arkSovereign OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Lancashire


"We don't do well, so we wouldn't know

Try supporting Man united and see how your destiny changes leave it out Rodney!"

Not another United hater

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