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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago

When getting ready to go out - out.

True or false?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Anyone who doesn't spend much direct time on short term appearance does.

I'm a start getting ready five minutes before we leave kind of girl

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

11 weeks ago

East Sussex

False

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By *lue RascalMan
11 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

False. I have many battles with my curly hair.

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By *oeBeansMan
11 weeks ago

Derby

False, I take waaaaaay longer than I probably should

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By *udandBryanCouple
11 weeks ago

Boston

Only those who don't make enough effort have it easy.

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By *electableicecreamMan
11 weeks ago

The West

I have long curly hair and a beard. Going out is a non trivial exercise in hair care and trimming

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By *he love catsCouple
11 weeks ago

South Wales

True, she takes absolutely ages in comparison.

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By *ORBCouple
11 weeks ago

Dundalk

False. By the time I get my hairpiece in place, my hearing aid batteries charged, my contact lenses in, my false teeth brushed and rinsed, my enhanced penis fitted and find my Zimmer frame it's usually too late to go out.

RB

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By *icecouple561Couple
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11 weeks ago

East Sussex

Although are we including washing and blow drying hair? That's an hour and a half for me

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By *he love catsCouple
11 weeks ago

South Wales


"Although are we including washing and blow drying hair? That's an hour and a half for me"

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By *hunky GentMan
11 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"When getting ready to go out - out.

True or false? "

Yes we do.

I look fantastic in anything

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By *onkeynutWoman
11 weeks ago

somewhere


"Although are we including washing and blow drying hair? That's an hour and a half for me"

How much hair do you have?

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By *ellSideKicksCouple
11 weeks ago

yeovil

No they don’t, if anything they have it worse for having to wait for us women

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By *eyond PurityCouple
11 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"False. I have many battles with my curly hair. "

Cry me a River

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By *eyond PurityCouple
11 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Yeah I’m always ready before C - always.

I can walk the dog, feed the dog, bake, do a crossword before she’s ready*

*I could all that but I just perve on FAB instead

K

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

No - I usually forget something and it interrupts my relaxation schedule.

I don't like the out it's all noisy and brrrr and beep beep and Aggy people looking all serious.

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By *laytime_13Woman
11 weeks ago

Lincs


"Yeah I’m always ready before C - always.

I can walk the dog, feed the dog, bake, do a crossword before she’s ready*

*I could all that but I just perve on FAB instead

K"

Is this why there’s been no cake so far?!

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
11 weeks ago

North Wales


"Although are we including washing and blow drying hair? That's an hour and a half for me"

Yes same here thick, long and wavy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"No they don’t, if anything they have it worse for having to wait for us women "

Haha. This is a factor that is often overlooked.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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11 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Although are we including washing and blow drying hair? That's an hour and a half for me

How much hair do you have? "

Not as much as I used to but it does take a while to wash, use a hair mask, allow to dry a bit then blow dry and style. I need 90 mins to do it properly and 45 to do it roughly.

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

No, not at all. I have my metrosexual routine. Everything is a blissful ritual when I'm getting ready to go out.

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By *hunky GentMan
11 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Although are we including washing and blow drying hair? That's an hour and a half for me

How much hair do you have?

Not as much as I used to but it does take a while to wash, use a hair mask, allow to dry a bit then blow dry and style. I need 90 mins to do it properly and 45 to do it roughly. "

Some women are worth the wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"False. I have many battles with my curly hair. "

You have curly hair!?!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

11 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Although are we including washing and blow drying hair? That's an hour and a half for me

How much hair do you have?

Not as much as I used to but it does take a while to wash, use a hair mask, allow to dry a bit then blow dry and style. I need 90 mins to do it properly and 45 to do it roughly.

Some women are worth the wait. "

A silver tongued, charmer is what you are Mr Chunky

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By *hunky GentMan
11 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Although are we including washing and blow drying hair? That's an hour and a half for me

How much hair do you have?

Not as much as I used to but it does take a while to wash, use a hair mask, allow to dry a bit then blow dry and style. I need 90 mins to do it properly and 45 to do it roughly.

Some women are worth the wait.

A silver tongued, charmer is what you are Mr Chunky"

One tries.

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By *lue RascalMan
11 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"False. I have many battles with my curly hair.

Cry me a River "

I don’t see it! But doing my best to bring SexyBack.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
11 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Yeah I’m always ready before C - always.

I can walk the dog, feed the dog, bake, do a crossword before she’s ready*

*I could all that but I just perve on FAB instead

K

Is this why there’s been no cake so far?! "

Squashies and chocolate until you’ve got all the stamps on your bonus card then carrot cake

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"No, not at all. I have my metrosexual routine. Everything is a blissful ritual when I'm getting ready to go out."

A la Patrick Batemen?

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
11 weeks ago

North Wales

If I know I have something on I wash my hair in the morning and let it mostly air dry then blow dry before it's fully dry.

Laat minute plans I avoid for this reason

It takes me an hour to get ready which is spent doing my face and finding that necklace/bag/pair of shoes that I'd obviously put away so neatly last time

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Of course guys have it easy in comparison

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By *lue RascalMan
11 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"False. I have many battles with my curly hair.

You have curly hair!?!"

Past a certain length it’s a nightmare. It’s getting a chop tomorrow. I know I’m not quite on your curl level You definitely win this one.

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By *laytime_13Woman
11 weeks ago

Lincs


"Yeah I’m always ready before C - always.

I can walk the dog, feed the dog, bake, do a crossword before she’s ready*

*I could all that but I just perve on FAB instead

K

Is this why there’s been no cake so far?!

Squashies and chocolate until you’ve got all the stamps on your bonus card then carrot cake "

To be fair, we may not be headed to Dragons Den without the squishies and chocolate

Takes me about 15 mins to get ready. Which is usually about 10 more minutes than I have time for but I could take about 45 if I had the time to do so. I’ve been known to be ready before some of my male friends before now.

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By *till gameMan
11 weeks ago

two doors down

Shit , shave , shower , splash of old spice . Sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I spend about 3 mins doing my makeup, I should probably spend more.

My hair is probably the most time consuming, I tend to just whack it up as I can't be arsed but I'm trying not to do that for meets.

I generally know what I'm wearing before hand, so not that long really.

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By *onkeynutWoman
11 weeks ago

somewhere


"Although are we including washing and blow drying hair? That's an hour and a half for me

How much hair do you have?

Not as much as I used to but it does take a while to wash, use a hair mask, allow to dry a bit then blow dry and style. I need 90 mins to do it properly and 45 to do it roughly. "

This makes me grateful for thin hair

Only a little bit though!

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair


"No, not at all. I have my metrosexual routine. Everything is a blissful ritual when I'm getting ready to go out.

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A la Patrick Batemen?"

A little like "Patrick Batemen" (sic) but he has some catching up to do.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
11 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m a speedy sprucer-upper

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"No, not at all. I have my metrosexual routine. Everything is a blissful ritual when I'm getting ready to go out.

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A la Patrick Batemen?

A little like "Patrick Batemen" (sic) but he has some catching up to do."

He lacks your finesse

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I start getting ready for anything three hours before I need to be there.

I’ve not met a man that needs three hours.

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By *hunky GentMan
11 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I start getting ready for anything three hours before I need to be there.

I’ve not met a man that needs three hours. "

I'd like 3 hours with you.

Helping you get ready that is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"I start getting ready for anything three hours before I need to be there.

I’ve not met a man that needs three hours. "

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By *aitonelMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Anyone who doesn't spend much direct time on short term appearance does.

I'm a start getting ready five minutes before we leave kind of girl "

What she said! It's not about easy or not, it's about choice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago

A further question -

How many outfits and shoes do you take when you have a hotel date?

To make that clear you are booked into a hotel you are going out - out, and you are going to be staying over for the night.

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair


"No, not at all. I have my metrosexual routine. Everything is a blissful ritual when I'm getting ready to go out.

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A la Patrick Batemen?

A little like "Patrick Batemen" (sic) but he has some catching up to do.

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He lacks your finesse"

This is why I like you. Always the gentleman.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"A further question -

How many outfits and shoes do you take when you have a hotel date?

To make that clear you are booked into a hotel you are going out - out, and you are going to be staying over for the night. "

Three.

One for going out- out, one for the next day, and lingerie.

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By *izz70Woman
11 weeks ago

Sheffield

Yes I think men have it easy compared to women. I like to bath, shave , shower, moisture, brush my teeth, floss then brush teeth again, knickers and flip flips on, then deodorant haha i have a going out routine, shall I carry on ? Hubby just showers asks me to choose him a nice top splash of aftershave and he's ready and waiting for me

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
11 weeks ago

In a town full of colours

Ha. He spends as long as I do, getting ready to go out

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"No, not at all. I have my metrosexual routine. Everything is a blissful ritual when I'm getting ready to go out.

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A la Patrick Batemen?

A little like "Patrick Batemen" (sic) but he has some catching up to do.

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He lacks your finesse

This is why I like you. Always the gentleman."

For you and a select few, dear Nero.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I take longer than her because I go get a haircut and beard shape up if I’m going out out.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
11 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

A mate of mine (mega poser, thought he was Simon Le Bon!) spent ages getting ready for a night out. I'd often call round at his on the way out and his mum said "he'll be at least another 15 mins, he's washing his hair", so I used to sit watching telly with his sister while his mum was in the kitchen.

At least I got to kiss and finger her while I was waiting for him to style his hair!

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By *r.Vice GuyMan
11 weeks ago

bristol/london


"When getting ready to go out - out.

True or false? "

I'm wipe clean in the hair department... or lack of! So I'd say yes. Nice shirt, good jeans, and kicks to match the nights affairs with a couple splashes of something nice n we good baby!

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By *onkoMan
11 weeks ago

here and there


"Anyone who doesn't spend much direct time on short term appearance does.

I'm a start getting ready five minutes before we leave kind of girl "

Yes but how late do you end up being by doing that?

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By *r.Vice GuyMan
11 weeks ago

bristol/london


"I start getting ready for anything three hours before I need to be there.

I’ve not met a man that needs three hours. "

3 hours?!?! How much hair do you have to tame lol???

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By *mie subCDTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Doncaster

Depends how I wanna dress

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By *luebell888Woman
11 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Takes me approximately 20mins to get ready. I know men who take longer.

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By *etropolitainMan
11 weeks ago

Redworth Co Durham


"Takes me approximately 20mins to get ready. I know men who take longer."

Takes me about 15-20

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By *lfa RomeoMan
11 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

If I'm going out at 7pm I start getting ready at midday. It takes a long time to look this good

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
11 weeks ago

Bromley

False, I spend a lot of time making sure that I'm presentable and that includes tending to my beard. A fine fragrance is picked and sprayed evenly, not overly so I'm

not overpowering. Presentation is always taken care of.

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By *8on33Man
11 weeks ago

winfrith

false I mean I have a regime plus got to pick what to wear .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"A further question -

How many outfits and shoes do you take when you have a hotel date?

To make that clear you are booked into a hotel you are going out - out, and you are going to be staying over for the night.

Three.

One for going out- out, one for the next day, and lingerie. "

Also 3. I had three pairs of shoes, two pairs of pants, three shirts and three Blazers.

I stayed for one night and wasn’t sure what to wear to go out.

I didn’t bring any lingerie

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By *alandNitaCouple
11 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"When getting ready to go out - out.

True or false? "

True...

I can shower, shave, brush my teeth, iron a shirt, and get dressed in 20-25 minutes.

Cal

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By *izz70Woman
11 weeks ago

Sheffield

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By *izz70Woman
11 weeks ago

Sheffield


"A further question -

How many outfits and shoes do you take when you have a hotel date?

To make that clear you are booked into a hotel you are going out - out, and you are going to be staying over for the night. "

I usually take a couple of outfit choices for the evening out, a couple of lingerie choices ( dependant on the mood ) and an outfit for going home back to reality. I take two pairs of shoes usually, one low enough to walk and dance in and one high enough to wear in the bedroom for later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"When getting ready to go out - out.

True or false?

True...

I can shower, shave, brush my teeth, iron a shirt, and get dressed in 20-25 minutes.

Cal"

But Is that for work or a date?

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By *affron40Woman
11 weeks ago

manchester

I technically don’t take long at all! However I have to keep stopping to allow the annoying hot flushes to stop long enough to spend 5 minutes on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"I start getting ready for anything three hours before I need to be there.

I’ve not met a man that needs three hours.

3 hours?!?! How much hair do you have to tame lol???"

I take about 45 minutes to do my hair. The rest of the time is spent doing makeup, beautifying my skin (not my face but the rest of my body), adorning myself, getting dressed, etc.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

Five minutes for me to get ready. An hour for me to make the perfect ‘getting ready’ playlist first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"Five minutes for me to get ready. An hour for me to make the perfect ‘getting ready’ playlist first."

Haha.

*woofy creates a new playlist

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By *alandNitaCouple
11 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"When getting ready to go out - out.

True or false?

True...

I can shower, shave, brush my teeth, iron a shirt, and get dressed in 20-25 minutes.

Cal

But Is that for work or a date? "

Yes!

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By *erfHerder74Man
11 weeks ago

Greenock

Depends

Yes , can iron a shirt, shower shave tidy ready.

However, I lived with a woman and when going out she would run in bathroom first and take 45 minutes at least and that’s not including picking an outfit.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Men have it easy when getting ready to go out - out.

True or false? "

I am never allowed out!

Please describe the concept?

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By *ripfillMan
11 weeks ago

havant

If it’s a suit -it’s easy

Shower scrub shave

Pre ironed shirt - lucky pants on

Socks checked ( matching ) shoes buffed and shining

Apply the selected perfume

Hair sort of correct

Out -

My partner 30/40 mins just selecting what to wear

Before showering …

Easy for men generally …

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By *iss DevilWoman
11 weeks ago

Bedford

It's usually my partner who takes much longer to get ready . He has way too many Hawaiian shirts to choose from. I normally just put a dress on and I'm ready.

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