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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

You are granted one wish. It is to describe the person who would be your sexual dream your ideal your everything .....

What do they look like? What do they do? What is their temperament like ?

The phrase - 'She/he's on here. You know who you are ' is punishable and disallowed.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

It's for them to become real and yours

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By *till gameMan
11 weeks ago

two doors down

She’s on here , you know who you are ! Blows raspberry

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
11 weeks ago

Leeds

They look like a 6ft dark haired green eyed amazing man, with a chest I love to rest my head on & a cock crafted by god himself.

His temperament is a bit of a cunt but he's my cunt & shhhh don't tell anyone but he's a softie really!

What does he do? He spends the time learning my body, noticing my reactions and forever making my orgasms better and better, he loves to please as much as receive & he makes me look good in pics

He's already real, mine & I'm very lucky.

Mrs

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

It's me, Granny.

It's just me

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By *imi_RougeWoman
11 weeks ago

Portsmouth

5ft 10, dark curly hair, blue eyes, warm smile, smooth toned but not overly muscular body, pert bum, rugby player thighs, some hair down there, average sized dick.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith

She's a 5'7" redhead with hazel eyes, on the larger side with massive boobs and a cheeky smile. A seamstress trying to get a lolita clothing brand off the ground.

She's got a troubled past, but is kind, considerate to a fault, funny, a little bit crazy and yeah I'm just describing my wife but you never told me I couldn't

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By *ensuallover1000Man
11 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ai Shinozaki

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

If they look like Prêy then they have made my Dây.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
11 weeks ago

Reading

But I'd fall hopelessly in love with them and I don't wanna.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"She’s on here , you know who you are ! Blows raspberry "

Okay ..... It's WARRRRRRRRR!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"They look like a 6ft dark haired green eyed amazing man, with a chest I love to rest my head on & a cock crafted by god himself.

His temperament is a bit of a cunt but he's my cunt & shhhh don't tell anyone but he's a softie really!

What does he do? He spends the time learning my body, noticing my reactions and forever making my orgasms better and better, he loves to please as much as receive & he makes me look good in pics

He's already real, mine & I'm very lucky.

Mrs "

I knew this was sloppy when it was in the affirmative present....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"It's me, Granny.

It's just me "

You can't love another if you do not love yourself , so hope for you yet.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Dark hair, pale skinned, similar height, either dark eyes or eyes that stand out due to the pale skin and dark hair.feminine curves and great bum and boobs.

Personality funny, quirky, strong with a hint of vulnerability and intelligence.

Can excite my mind as well as my loins

Sexually compatible is a must.

Not asking for much am I?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"She's a 5'7" redhead with hazel eyes, on the larger side with massive boobs and a cheeky smile. A seamstress trying to get a lolita clothing brand off the ground.

She's got a troubled past, but is kind, considerate to a fault, funny, a little bit crazy and yeah I'm just describing my wife but you never told me I couldn't"

I wouldn't forbid you anything Keith Whichisntmynamebuttheplaceicomefrom.

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By *he love catsCouple
11 weeks ago

South Wales

She's a silhouetted goddess with a smooth talking tongue, even her silhouette puts others in the shadows.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"Dark hair, pale skinned, similar height, either dark eyes or eyes that stand out due to the pale skin and dark hair.feminine curves and great bum and boobs.

Personality funny, quirky, strong with a hint of vulnerability and intelligence.

Can excite my mind as well as my loins

Sexually compatible is a must.

Not asking for much am I? "

I can dye my hair .... oh and buy contacts... and grow... mmmm curves are perhaps drooping in the wrong direction ... i got quirky but the .....

I give up you chucked me before we started.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Dark hair, pale skinned, similar height, either dark eyes or eyes that stand out due to the pale skin and dark hair.feminine curves and great bum and boobs.

Personality funny, quirky, strong with a hint of vulnerability and intelligence.

Can excite my mind as well as my loins

Sexually compatible is a must.

Not asking for much am I?

I can dye my hair .... oh and buy contacts... and grow... mmmm curves are perhaps drooping in the wrong direction ... i got quirky but the .....

I give up you chucked me before we started.

"

I have to give you points for your commitment )

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By *till gameMan
11 weeks ago

two doors down


"She’s on here , you know who you are ! Blows raspberry

Okay ..... It's WARRRRRRRRR!"

Let’s make love not war

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith


"She's a 5'7" redhead with hazel eyes, on the larger side with massive boobs and a cheeky smile. A seamstress trying to get a lolita clothing brand off the ground.

She's got a troubled past, but is kind, considerate to a fault, funny, a little bit crazy and yeah I'm just describing my wife but you never told me I couldn't

I wouldn't forbid you anything Keith Whichisntmynamebuttheplaceicomefrom. "

I've only had to point that out twice and it was to the same person, am I fuck becoming known for that. That is not my thing. :P

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"She's a 5'7" redhead with hazel eyes, on the larger side with massive boobs and a cheeky smile. A seamstress trying to get a lolita clothing brand off the ground.

She's got a troubled past, but is kind, considerate to a fault, funny, a little bit crazy and yeah I'm just describing my wife but you never told me I couldn't

I wouldn't forbid you anything Keith Whichisntmynamebuttheplaceicomefrom.

I've only had to point that out twice and it was to the same person, am I fuck becoming known for that. That is not my thing. :P"

K blimey. I only saw it once...... I am buggery calling you master.

I'll think on

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

Melody .....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
11 weeks ago

Wirral.

Ah Granny, his accent changes daily from Scottish to Home Counties to French but the rest is as follows:

*Tall & toned with hunky shoulders - think Olympic swimmer

*Long,or at least floppy, hair

*short,well kept beard or stubble

*Green or brown eyes, nice teeth

*Humour of Jimmy Carr

*tactile & caring

*Has a kilt and a beautiful penis

If you know him, can you pass him my number?

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By *hunky GentMan
11 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A great sense of humour and blue underwear.

Not much to ask is it?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"Ah Granny, his accent changes daily from Scottish to Home Counties to French but the rest is as follows:

*Tall & toned with hunky shoulders - think Olympic swimmer

*Long,or at least floppy, hair

*short,well kept beard or stubble

*Green or brown eyes, nice teeth

*Humour of Jimmy Carr

*tactile & caring

*Has a kilt and a beautiful penis

If you know him, can you pass him my number?

"

Oh I will I will

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Fit as fuck. Boobs I can’t take my eyes off and N ass that just don’t quit, & a mouth to match. Yep, that back chatting stuff is adorable.

A lady in the street and a slit in the sheets! …but how would anyone else know?

Probably brunette, a real girly girl.

She’d also enjoy walks around galleries and the wholesome stuff and fucking all morning long on a Sunday … and had a bi-sexual hot girlfriend

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex

Not an arsehole

Strong but gentle

Funny

Energetic

Intelligent

Beard

Nice smile

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By *woWayWorshipMan
11 weeks ago

Angus

Absolutely stunned that no-one has described me yet!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"It's me, Granny.

It's just me

You can't love another if you do not love yourself , so hope for you yet."

I love other people too. But they're so wildly different aesthetically that saying I have a preference for one look among them over the others would be unfair and untrue

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By *lfa RomeoMan
11 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

5'7 loves to cook , clean and do ironing, wait I've just discribed my mother hahaha

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By *illy IdolMan
11 weeks ago

Midlands


"You are granted one wish. It is to describe the person who would be your sexual dream your ideal your everything .....

What do they look like? What do they do? What is their temperament like ?

The phrase - 'She/he's on here. You know who you are ' is punishable and disallowed."

What about you, Crumpet?

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By *hunky GentMan
11 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Not an arsehole

Strong but gentle

Funny

Energetic

Intelligent

Beard

Nice smile

"

Tick

Tick

Tick

Tick

Tick

Tick

Tick

You called.

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Assertive

Communicates openly and collaboratively

Empathetic

Tactile and sensual

Explorative

Emotionally expressive

Spontaneous

Playful

Dark humour

Some people there's just a vibe with, like we can sit in a bubble of tranquility together. I'm not sure there's a formula for that, I think it requires a certain amount of imperfection. The quirkiness just fits together.

I think the chances of creating that person, even if it were possible, are even less likely than stumbling upon each other. I think leaving it to fate would be more optimal.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

6'2

Dark hair

Dark broody eyes

Beard

Hairy chest

Sleeve tattoo

Chest tattoo

Pretty hung penis

V lines

Where do I find him?

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"6'2

Dark hair

Dark broody eyes

Beard

Hairy chest

Sleeve tattoo

Chest tattoo

Pretty hung penis

V lines

Where do I find him?

"

Pornhub

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By *rHotNottsMan
11 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

A modern day Camille Monfort, plenty of sass, mysterious, rule breaking and very bitey.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith


"Ah Granny, his accent changes daily from Scottish to Home Counties to French but the rest is as follows:

*Tall & toned with hunky shoulders - think Olympic swimmer

*Long,or at least floppy, hair

*short,well kept beard or stubble

*Green or brown eyes, nice teeth

*Humour of Jimmy Carr

*tactile & caring

*Has a kilt and a beautiful penis

If you know him, can you pass him my number?

"

I can manage the Scottish accent, the beard, the humour, the tactile, the caring, the kilt and the penis. :P

And Granny, Melody will do me fine. XD

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"6'2

Dark hair

Dark broody eyes

Beard

Hairy chest

Sleeve tattoo

Chest tattoo

Pretty hung penis

V lines

Where do I find him?

Pornhub"

Aaaaaaaa hahahahahahaa .........

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"You are granted one wish. It is to describe the person who would be your sexual dream your ideal your everything .....

What do they look like? What do they do? What is their temperament like ?

The phrase - 'She/he's on here. You know who you are ' is punishable and disallowed.

What about you, Crumpet?"

Okay Willy ! Without even seeing me ...... what a luster YOU are !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

I am going to have to think about that Willy cos I never expected to be asked.....

Gimme a minute. Just one

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"6'2

Dark hair

Dark broody eyes

Beard

Hairy chest

Sleeve tattoo

Chest tattoo

Pretty hung penis

V lines

Where do I find him?

Pornhub"

Thanks!

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By *ingerTwistWoman
11 weeks ago

Edinburgh

If pick n mix did partners....

Taller than me. Thickly built. Smiley. Self assured. Chatty. Enthusiastic (doesn't really matter about what. If you wanna tell me about your rare pokemon card collection with the enthusiasm of a five year old... Imma be on for the ride!). Smells good. Eyes I could drown in. Tactile. Big or muscly hands /forearms. Likes a long lie. Curious to learn. And a hairy chest I can run my fingers through!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

To Willy,

I don't think that classical looks will matter to me, his strength would lie in his presence.

He would be firm, dark, naturally muscular.

He would hold himself well and demonstrate calmness , confidence , awareness yet be unhurried.

He would be in for the long seduction having total understanding of less being more.

Not only would he lack crudenss , he would have no need of it in securing sex , which he views as an ultimate pleasure between two beings and he savours arousal, growing desires and astutely realises there are benefits to be derived from long earned patience and wisdom.

He has no time for childish flirtations , repartee , infantile denials or refusals due to overly developed moral teachings leading to subjugation of the sexually sublime

Tactile, sensual , a clear understanding of mutual pleasure and how to dance the dance of copulation with the partner of the moment ......

Pheremoniously alluring I guess...... just oozing arousal .... sigh ..

Anyone FAF ?

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By *illy IdolMan
11 weeks ago

Midlands


"To Willy,

I don't think that classical looks will matter to me, his strength would lie in his presence.

He would be firm, dark, naturally muscular.

He would hold himself well and demonstrate calmness , confidence , awareness yet be unhurried.

He would be in for the long seduction having total understanding of less being more.

Not only would he lack crudenss , he would have no need of it in securing sex , which he views as an ultimate pleasure between two beings and he savours arousal, growing desires and astutely realises there are benefits to be derived from long earned patience and wisdom.

He has no time for childish flirtations , repartee , infantile denials or refusals due to overly developed moral teachings leading to subjugation of the sexually sublime

Tactile, sensual , a clear understanding of mutual pleasure and how to dance the dance of copulation with the partner of the moment ......

Pheremoniously alluring I guess...... just oozing arousal .... sigh ..

Anyone FAF ?"

You've basically just described me, GC

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

but of course......

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
11 weeks ago

Carlisle

A wicked smile

A twinkle in the eyes

And a bit of chest hair

The rest can vary, to me those are the essentials

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central

Masculine, muscled, dark hair, a good laugh to be with, I'm quite open

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By *ell GwynnWoman
11 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Quietly confident and unafraid to be open. At ease with himself. Comfortable with physical affection, yet not suffocatingly needy with it. Playful, yet eager to talk on a deeper level at times. Intelligence with compassion. Respectful, curious, non-judgemental. Conversation between us is effortless.

Tall, with broad strong shoulders, darkish hair, blue or green eyes. Chest hair for me to nuzzle into. Must smell amazing.

Sensual, tender, responsive, yet spirited and firm when things get passionate.

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By *elvet RopeMan
11 weeks ago

by the big field

It varies, but choose from

Gillian Anderson

Jenny Agutter

Adele Exarchopoulos

Lily James

Aishwariya Rai

Salma Hayek

Penelope Cruz

Miss Lemonbuttercream

Could probably go on all day- but any of the above invoke a full on Sid James 'Phwoaaaaaaaaaaar!'

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By *eordieJeansCouple
11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

My wife

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"My wife"

Suck up

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By *eordieJeansCouple
11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"My wife"

lol jkz it’s Scarlett Johansson

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By *eordieJeansCouple
11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"My wife

Suck up "

You didn’t even give me a chance for the punchline.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
11 weeks ago

Hell

I don’t think I’ve got a physical type, but some people have just got that kind of air about that that makes you want to rip their clothes off.

So yeah, one of those please

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Looks of Joe Cole (peaky blinders) with the personality and devotion of a golden retriever.

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By *r.Vice GuyMan
11 weeks ago

bristol/london

Mixed race with curly hair. Dark brown eyes and fire in her heart!

Empathic, spiritual, creative and intuitive with a desire to live her life to the fullest.

Not scared to stand alone and hunt her dreams down. She'd always be up for adventures as much as chilling out and dancing the nights a way together on the roof of the flats.

Highly intelligent and a strong sense of honour and integrity. Be up for adopting and building a home with me where we could turn the land and teach the children how to live life on their terms.

I have a lot more, but I think that'll do for now. Let's see what the universe throws back to me haha

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By *eordieJeansCouple
11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Mixed race with curly hair. Dark brown eyes and fire in her heart!

Empathic, spiritual, creative and intuitive with a desire to live her life to the fullest.

Not scared to stand alone and hunt her dreams down. She'd always be up for adventures as much as chilling out and dancing the nights a way together on the roof of the flats.

Highly intelligent and a strong sense of honour and integrity. Be up for adopting and building a home with me where we could turn the land and teach the children how to live life on their terms.

I have a lot more, but I think that'll do for now. Let's see what the universe throws back to me haha "

Mixed race is a very ambiguous term. Which races?

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By *onkoMan
11 weeks ago

here and there

It's _onko

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By *r.Vice GuyMan
11 weeks ago

bristol/london


"Mixed race with curly hair. Dark brown eyes and fire in her heart!

Empathic, spiritual, creative and intuitive with a desire to live her life to the fullest.

Not scared to stand alone and hunt her dreams down. She'd always be up for adventures as much as chilling out and dancing the nights a way together on the roof of the flats.

Highly intelligent and a strong sense of honour and integrity. Be up for adopting and building a home with me where we could turn the land and teach the children how to live life on their terms.

I have a lot more, but I think that'll do for now. Let's see what the universe throws back to me haha

Mixed race is a very ambiguous term. Which races? "

Given I was adopted and raised by a rasta couple in brixton, I tend to lean towards Jamaican and women from the carribean. White, Asian or east Asian on the other side dosent bother me. I'm half Chinese and half Scottish, so I find others from mixed backgrounds tend to understand the strange thing that happens when you don't really belong to either but at the same time you do and how bs it feels to go through life feeling like you have to justify yourself to others about your heritage.

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By *r.Vice GuyMan
11 weeks ago

bristol/london


"

Mixed race is a very ambiguous term. Which races? "

More importantly, why do you care which races they are?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"

Mixed race is a very ambiguous term. Which races?

More importantly, why do you care which races they are?"

You put it in a public forum so I responded. That’s what forums are for but if you must know it’s because I’m mixed race and I was genuinely interested.

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By *r.Vice GuyMan
11 weeks ago

bristol/london


"

You put it in a public forum so I responded. That’s what forums are for but if you must know it’s because I’m mixed race and I was genuinely interested."

Cool, i respect that. What part of the spice rack are you from?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"

You put it in a public forum so I responded. That’s what forums are for but if you must know it’s because I’m mixed race and I was genuinely interested.

Cool, i respect that. What part of the spice rack are you from? "

I won’t say exactly where on her but South Asian and English.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

I'm a little bit of many things.... I'm quite braggy about my 1% Portuguese

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith

100% prime Scotch beef, here. (notwithstanding that there's some English and Irish in there as well)

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By *m3232Man
11 weeks ago

maidenhead

Bangles lead singer with a touch more muscle would be my view of the perfect female.

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By *r.Vice GuyMan
11 weeks ago

bristol/london


"

You put it in a public forum so I responded. That’s what forums are for but if you must know it’s because I’m mixed race and I was genuinely interested.

Cool, i respect that. What part of the spice rack are you from?

I won’t say exactly where on her but South Asian and English."

South Asia has some beautiful countries in it, man. I lived out in Sri Lanka and Nepal for a bit

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By *r.Vice GuyMan
11 weeks ago

bristol/london


"I'm a little bit of many things.... I'm quite braggy about my 1% Portuguese "

So why is it not granny- pastel de nata?

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By *r.Vice GuyMan
11 weeks ago

bristol/london


"100% prime Scotch beef, here. (notwithstanding that there's some English and Irish in there as well)"

When I looked into my Scottish side, they come from Granton on spey area. Fucking love going up to Scotland. It's rugged af up there and the people have a good way to them.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West


"I don’t think I’ve got a physical type, but some people have just got that kind of air about that that makes you want to rip their clothes off.

So yeah, one of those please "

Similar. The two guys I've done the Sex with recently couldn't be more physically different.

I want the one who makes me go all gooey

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By *xfordjohnMan
11 weeks ago

Oxford

A combination of my late wife's body and character and my first wife's sexual appetite would do for me. I've met some great people here but no-one is perfect - yet!

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By *agatoXXXMan
11 weeks ago

Mordor


"You are granted one wish. It is to describe the person who would be your sexual dream your ideal your everything .....

What do they look like? What do they do? What is their temperament like ?

The phrase - 'She/he's on here. You know who you are ' is punishable and disallowed."

She's on here, and she DOESN'T know who she is.

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By *cLovin2Man
11 weeks ago

Reading


"I don’t think I’ve got a physical type, but some people have just got that kind of air about that that makes you want to rip their clothes off.

So yeah, one of those please "

I think that's just a fart....

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By *parkle1974Woman
11 weeks ago

Leeds

I wouldn't want perfection...I love rough diamonds

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By *punk n gushCouple
11 weeks ago

walmer


"It's me, Granny.

It's just me

You can't love another if you do not love yourself , so hope for you yet."

Lol I love me just no one else other than wife is interested in me

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By *agatoXXXMan
11 weeks ago

Mordor


"I wouldn't want perfection...I love rough diamonds "

I'm rough... As old boots...

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
11 weeks ago

North Wales


"They look like a 6ft dark haired green eyed amazing man, with a chest I love to rest my head on & a cock crafted by god himself.

His temperament is a bit of a cunt but he's my cunt & shhhh don't tell anyone but he's a softie really!

What does he do? He spends the time learning my body, noticing my reactions and forever making my orgasms better and better, he loves to please as much as receive & he makes me look good in pics

He's already real, mine & I'm very lucky.

Mrs "

Couple goals

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By *onnyJohnMan
11 weeks ago

Doncaster


"You are granted one wish. It is to describe the person who would be your sexual dream your ideal your everything .....

What do they look like? What do they do? What is their temperament like ?

The phrase - 'She/he's on here. You know who you are ' is punishable and disallowed."

Easy... Wendy James

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

The blonde symphony angel in Captain Scarlett

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
11 weeks ago

North Wales

Boobs

Pretty eyes

Devilish smile

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Hair just long enough to grab hold of, strong and sexy in body and mind, beautiful soul, judges nobody and expects very little in return for a lot given. Has a language matched by nobody I've met before, knows their way around 'any' body like its there own and has the most amazing butt. Anyone would think I knew them

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By *oubleswing2019Man
11 weeks ago

Colchester

Strong conviction. Independent. Actively pursues their own goals and does not seek approval from others or succumb to gender-defined traditions or expectations. Forges their own path. Does not need a "partner" to feel complete. But will tolerate one for companionship.

Does not need a partner to oversee their life, but would tolerate one to support their views. Does not want to be "owned" but appreciates being "valued".

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Boobs

Pretty eyes

Devilish smile

"

That’ll be Rachel Riley......

Surely the most attractive woman known to human kind?

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Strong conviction. Independent. Actively pursues their own goals and does not seek approval from others or succumb to gender-defined traditions or expectations. Forges their own path. Does not need a "partner" to feel complete. But will tolerate one for companionship.

Does not need a partner to oversee their life, but would tolerate one to support their views. Does not want to be "owned" but appreciates being "valued"."

Very pc if I may say?

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By *immyinreadingMan
11 weeks ago

henley on thames

Felicity Kendall

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"100% prime Scotch beef, here. (notwithstanding that there's some English and Irish in there as well)"

I thought I was English too until I was 'tested'...... by birth maybe but not genetically. My guess is you will have something Nordic lurking.

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By *he love catsCouple
11 weeks ago

South Wales

Up early

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"Up early "

Are you going somewhere interesting?

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By *he love catsCouple
11 weeks ago

South Wales

I'm always up at 6, I was referring to you lol.

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By *eliWoman
11 weeks ago

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Hmmm. I might have to ponder this for a day or two. Don't worry Crumpster, I'll come back.

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By *ripfillMan
11 weeks ago

havant

Wild sense of humour - bright as you like , speaks french loves to ride on the back of my bike

Enjoys my cider , loves an ex battered rugby player’s body

Sticks up for environmental issues, green fingers in the garden

Loves my cooking

And makes love like it’s their last ….

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Dark curly hair, green or blue eyes, slim body, nice bum, tattoos, wild but gentle, loves to swim.... Oh my....

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By *erfHerder74Man
11 weeks ago

Greenock

I like nice men

To be a bit rough and scruffy like Tom Hardy

To not be skinny or gym bunny

To enjoy affection as well as sex

To not live hundreds of miles away

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By *emonbuttercreamWoman
11 weeks ago

Birmingham

When it comes to temparememt, I want them to be assertive and direct, I want communication between us both to be open and honest. I want someone who genuinely cares about my pleasure and pays attention to my body to see what makes me tick. Something I've only realised lately is aftercare makes a big difference when it comes to pleasure. I adore a man who isn't afraid to be vocal and let's me know how much he's enjoying it. And obviously, no pressure between us both no matter what happens, someone who isn't so serious that you can laugh with if something doesn't go to plan.

When it comes to looks, I love a bigger man; think rugby type bod. I like men firm and hair is a turn on too. I honestly don't mind the face as long as I find them attractive and I find many types of men attractive but I am drawn to dark hair and well groomed bearded men. If Henry Cavill asked me to bed I'd be delighted.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"I'm always up at 6, I was referring to you lol."

I up anywhere from 4 - 6 ... every day Average would be 5.15 ish I guess.

Right now i'm hydrated, bathed , dressed and on my out to an appointment. Back in an hour for some gardening

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"Hmmm. I might have to ponder this for a day or two. Don't worry Crumpster, I'll come back. "

In that case......... BUMP !

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By *imply DeeWoman
11 weeks ago

Wherever

Just be genuinely into me as a whole person. Please.

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By *r.Vice GuyMan
11 weeks ago

bristol/london

From reading the description from the ladies, I'm noticing there is no call for bald men... either I'm reading the wrong studies or my family lied to me hahaha. I thought women were meant to find us more masculine lol (shoulder shrug)

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By *agatoXXXMan
11 weeks ago

Mordor


"From reading the description from the ladies, I'm noticing there is no call for bald men... either I'm reading the wrong studies or my family lied to me hahaha. I thought women were meant to find us more masculine lol (shoulder shrug)"

In fairness, nobody mentioned bald women either.

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By *ex HolesMan
11 weeks ago

Up North

Big tits and tight hole

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"6'2

Dark hair

Dark broody eyes

Beard

Hairy chest

Sleeve tattoo

Chest tattoo

Pretty hung penis

V lines

Where do I find him?

Pornhub

Thanks!"

You’re welcome

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"Big tits and tight hole "

You never stipulated BUMhole are you well ?

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By *r.Vice GuyMan
11 weeks ago

bristol/london


"From reading the description from the ladies, I'm noticing there is no call for bald men... either I'm reading the wrong studies or my family lied to me hahaha. I thought women were meant to find us more masculine lol (shoulder shrug)

In fairness, nobody mentioned bald women either."

Touché

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By *ou only live onceMan
11 weeks ago

London


"Strong conviction. Independent. Actively pursues their own goals and does not seek approval from others or succumb to gender-defined traditions or expectations. Forges their own path. Does not need a "partner" to feel complete. But will tolerate one for companionship.

Does not need a partner to oversee their life, but would tolerate one to support their views. Does not want to be "owned" but appreciates being "valued"."

Yeah, but is she hot? I'd need her to be hot too, but I'm shallow like that.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West


"Strong conviction. Independent. Actively pursues their own goals and does not seek approval from others or succumb to gender-defined traditions or expectations. Forges their own path. Does not need a "partner" to feel complete. But will tolerate one for companionship.

Does not need a partner to oversee their life, but would tolerate one to support their views. Does not want to be "owned" but appreciates being "valued".

Yeah, but is she hot? I'd need her to be hot too, but I'm shallow like that."

I'm fucking boiling. Back to the aircon I go!

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By *agatoXXXMan
11 weeks ago

Mordor

Ok...

For me, good sense of humour and personality, 40+, curves, a smile to melt tungsten, legs for days, and boobs to get smothered by.

Oh, and no cat owners. Definitely no cat owners.

Send your CVs ladies.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
11 weeks ago

Colchester


"Strong conviction. Independent. Actively pursues their own goals and does not seek approval from others or succumb to gender-defined traditions or expectations. Forges their own path. Does not need a "partner" to feel complete. But will tolerate one for companionship.

Does not need a partner to oversee their life, but would tolerate one to support their views. Does not want to be "owned" but appreciates being "valued".

Yeah, but is she hot? I'd need her to be hot too, but I'm shallow like that."

Cool. The "icier" the better

I don't appreciate gushy/warm personalities.

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By *lder.Woman
11 weeks ago

Not Local


"A modern day Camille Monfort, plenty of sass, mysterious, rule breaking and very bitey."

I was just reading about her the other day! The Amazonian Vampire. She may be on here to kill some time

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By *elvet RopeMan
11 weeks ago

by the big field


"Boobs

Pretty eyes

Devilish smile

That’ll be Rachel Riley......

Surely the most attractive woman known to human kind?"

She's fuck ugly on the inside though- bring back Carol

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By *r.Vice GuyMan
11 weeks ago

bristol/london


"Boobs

Pretty eyes

Devilish smile

That’ll be Rachel Riley......

Surely the most attractive woman known to human kind?

She's fuck ugly on the inside though- bring back Carol"

Carol will always be a hero, but I'm curious why you say rachel is ugly on the inside

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By *8bobMan
11 weeks ago

biggleswade

Amanda Holden ?

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By *urry BlokeMan
11 weeks ago

Man - Ash Watson (stocky perfection and cheeky face)

Woman - Kate Winslet (curves in all the right places and natural unadulterated beauty)

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By *ullsfan77Man
11 weeks ago

Torquay

Looks wise-curvy-up to bbw. Not worried about hair colour, pale skin, covered in freckles (I have a thing for freckles) decent sized boobs with decent nipples, mum bod is great! Down below-shaven or natural is fine with a good set of labia. Not worried about height. A great smile is a must. Age-35-50 ideally.

Personality-a happy and.sunny one (not nauseatingly so), slightly cheeky-into a bit of piss taking and leg pulling. Need that banter and charisma!

Job-not worried as long as they are passionate about what they do and have that drive and desire to bring about change. To have the courage to face a toxic situation and turn it around in a short space of time. Someone who may underestimate themselves a bit at times but with a little encouragement can do great things.

For me the appearance is a bonus-the second and third catagories are most important. Someone I could meet I may not consider to be my type but dig deeper and you never know!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Amanda Holden ?"

A poor man’s Rachel Riley?

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By *2000ManMan
11 weeks ago

Worthing

She has a big bum and likes lap bouncing.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
11 weeks ago

Okehampton

She has a thing for brightly coloured stockings, pink lip gloss and electric blue eyeshadow with a penchant for exhibitionism and mischief.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
11 weeks ago

Colchester


"Strong conviction. Independent. Actively pursues their own goals and does not seek approval from others or succumb to gender-defined traditions or expectations. Forges their own path. Does not need a "partner" to feel complete. But will tolerate one for companionship.

Does not need a partner to oversee their life, but would tolerate one to support their views. Does not want to be "owned" but appreciates being "valued".

Very pc if I may say?"

You may. I resonate and align more harmoniously with those personality types and values.

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