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"She’s on here , you know who you are ! Blows raspberry "Okay ..... It's WARRRRRRRRR! | |||
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"They look like a 6ft dark haired green eyed amazing man, with a chest I love to rest my head on & a cock crafted by god himself. His temperament is a bit of a cunt but he's my cunt & shhhh don't tell anyone but he's a softie really! What does he do? He spends the time learning my body, noticing my reactions and forever making my orgasms better and better, he loves to please as much as receive & he makes me look good in pics
He's already real, mine & I'm very lucky.
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"It's me, Granny. It's just me "You can't love another if you do not love yourself , so hope for you yet. | |||
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"She's a 5'7" redhead with hazel eyes, on the larger side with massive boobs and a cheeky smile. A seamstress trying to get a lolita clothing brand off the ground. She's got a troubled past, but is kind, considerate to a fault, funny, a little bit crazy and yeah I'm just describing my wife but you never told me I couldn't" I wouldn't forbid you anything Keith Whichisntmynamebuttheplaceicomefrom. | |||
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"Dark hair, pale skinned, similar height, either dark eyes or eyes that stand out due to the pale skin and dark hair.feminine curves and great bum and boobs. Personality funny, quirky, strong with a hint of vulnerability and intelligence. Can excite my mind as well as my loins Sexually compatible is a must. Not asking for much am I? "I can dye my hair .... oh and buy contacts... and grow... mmmm curves are perhaps drooping in the wrong direction ... i got quirky but the ..... I give up you chucked me before we started. | |||
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"Dark hair, pale skinned, similar height, either dark eyes or eyes that stand out due to the pale skin and dark hair.feminine curves and great bum and boobs. Personality funny, quirky, strong with a hint of vulnerability and intelligence. Can excite my mind as well as my loins Sexually compatible is a must. Not asking for much am I?
I can dye my hair .... oh and buy contacts... and grow... mmmm curves are perhaps drooping in the wrong direction ... i got quirky but the .....
I give up you chucked me before we started.
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"She’s on here , you know who you are ! Blows raspberry
Okay ..... It's WARRRRRRRRR!"Let’s make love not war  | |||
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"She's a 5'7" redhead with hazel eyes, on the larger side with massive boobs and a cheeky smile. A seamstress trying to get a lolita clothing brand off the ground. She's got a troubled past, but is kind, considerate to a fault, funny, a little bit crazy and yeah I'm just describing my wife but you never told me I couldn't I wouldn't forbid you anything Keith Whichisntmynamebuttheplaceicomefrom. " I've only had to point that out twice and it was to the same person, am I fuck becoming known for that. That is not my thing. :P | |||
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"She's a 5'7" redhead with hazel eyes, on the larger side with massive boobs and a cheeky smile. A seamstress trying to get a lolita clothing brand off the ground. She's got a troubled past, but is kind, considerate to a fault, funny, a little bit crazy and yeah I'm just describing my wife but you never told me I couldn't I wouldn't forbid you anything Keith Whichisntmynamebuttheplaceicomefrom. I've only had to point that out twice and it was to the same person, am I fuck becoming known for that. That is not my thing. :P" K blimey. I only saw it once...... I am buggery calling you master. I'll think on | |||
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"Ah Granny, his accent changes daily from Scottish to Home Counties to French but the rest is as follows: *Tall & toned with hunky shoulders - think Olympic swimmer *Long,or at least floppy, hair *short,well kept beard or stubble *Green or brown eyes, nice teeth *Humour of Jimmy Carr *tactile & caring *Has a kilt and a beautiful penis If you know him, can you pass him my number? "Oh I will I will | |||
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Probably brunette, a real girly girl.
She’d also enjoy walks around galleries and the wholesome stuff and fucking all morning long on a Sunday … and had a bi-sexual hot girlfriend | |||
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You can't love another if you do not love yourself , so hope for you yet."I love other people too. But they're so wildly different aesthetically that saying I have a preference for one look among them over the others would be unfair and untrue | |||
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"You are granted one wish. It is to describe the person who would be your sexual dream your ideal your everything ..... What do they look like? What do they do? What is their temperament like ? The phrase - 'She/he's on here. You know who you are ' is punishable and disallowed."What about you, Crumpet? | |||
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"Not an arsehole Strong but gentle Funny Energetic Intelligent Beard Nice smile " Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick You called. | |||
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"6'2 Dark hair Dark broody eyes Beard Hairy chest Sleeve tattoo Chest tattoo Pretty hung penis V lines Where do I find him? " Pornhub | |||
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"Ah Granny, his accent changes daily from Scottish to Home Counties to French but the rest is as follows: *Tall & toned with hunky shoulders - think Olympic swimmer *Long,or at least floppy, hair *short,well kept beard or stubble *Green or brown eyes, nice teeth *Humour of Jimmy Carr *tactile & caring *Has a kilt and a beautiful penis If you know him, can you pass him my number? "I can manage the Scottish accent, the beard, the humour, the tactile, the caring, the kilt and the penis. :P And Granny, Melody will do me fine. XD | |||
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"6'2 Dark hair Dark broody eyes Beard Hairy chest Sleeve tattoo Chest tattoo Pretty hung penis V lines Where do I find him? Pornhub" Aaaaaaaa hahahahahahaa ......... | |||
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"You are granted one wish. It is to describe the person who would be your sexual dream your ideal your everything ..... What do they look like? What do they do? What is their temperament like ? The phrase - 'She/he's on here. You know who you are ' is punishable and disallowed.
What about you, Crumpet?"Okay Willy ! Without even seeing me ...... what a luster YOU are ! | |||
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"6'2 Dark hair Dark broody eyes Beard Hairy chest Sleeve tattoo Chest tattoo Pretty hung penis V lines Where do I find him? Pornhub" Thanks! | |||
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"To Willy, I don't think that classical looks will matter to me, his strength would lie in his presence. He would be firm, dark, naturally muscular. He would hold himself well and demonstrate calmness , confidence , awareness yet be unhurried. He would be in for the long seduction having total understanding of less being more. Not only would he lack crudenss , he would have no need of it in securing sex , which he views as an ultimate pleasure between two beings and he savours arousal, growing desires and astutely realises there are benefits to be derived from long earned patience and wisdom. He has no time for childish flirtations , repartee , infantile denials or refusals due to overly developed moral teachings leading to subjugation of the sexually sublime Tactile, sensual , a clear understanding of mutual pleasure and how to dance the dance of copulation with the partner of the moment ...... Pheremoniously alluring I guess...... just oozing arousal .... sigh .. Anyone FAF ?" You've basically just described me, GC | |||
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"My wife" lol jkz it’s Scarlett Johansson | |||
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"My wife Suck up " You didn’t even give me a chance for the punchline. | |||
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"Mixed race with curly hair. Dark brown eyes and fire in her heart! Empathic, spiritual, creative and intuitive with a desire to live her life to the fullest. Not scared to stand alone and hunt her dreams down. She'd always be up for adventures as much as chilling out and dancing the nights a way together on the roof of the flats. Highly intelligent and a strong sense of honour and integrity. Be up for adopting and building a home with me where we could turn the land and teach the children how to live life on their terms. I have a lot more, but I think that'll do for now. Let's see what the universe throws back to me haha " Mixed race is a very ambiguous term. Which races? | |||
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"Mixed race with curly hair. Dark brown eyes and fire in her heart! Empathic, spiritual, creative and intuitive with a desire to live her life to the fullest. Not scared to stand alone and hunt her dreams down. She'd always be up for adventures as much as chilling out and dancing the nights a way together on the roof of the flats. Highly intelligent and a strong sense of honour and integrity. Be up for adopting and building a home with me where we could turn the land and teach the children how to live life on their terms. I have a lot more, but I think that'll do for now. Let's see what the universe throws back to me haha Mixed race is a very ambiguous term. Which races? " Given I was adopted and raised by a rasta couple in brixton, I tend to lean towards Jamaican and women from the carribean. White, Asian or east Asian on the other side dosent bother me. I'm half Chinese and half Scottish, so I find others from mixed backgrounds tend to understand the strange thing that happens when you don't really belong to either but at the same time you do and how bs it feels to go through life feeling like you have to justify yourself to others about your heritage. | |||
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" Mixed race is a very ambiguous term. Which races? " More importantly, why do you care which races they are? | |||
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" Mixed race is a very ambiguous term. Which races? More importantly, why do you care which races they are?" You put it in a public forum so I responded. That’s what forums are for but if you must know it’s because I’m mixed race and I was genuinely interested. | |||
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" You put it in a public forum so I responded. That’s what forums are for but if you must know it’s because I’m mixed race and I was genuinely interested." Cool, i respect that. What part of the spice rack are you from? | |||
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" You put it in a public forum so I responded. That’s what forums are for but if you must know it’s because I’m mixed race and I was genuinely interested. Cool, i respect that. What part of the spice rack are you from? " I won’t say exactly where on her but South Asian and English. | |||
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" You put it in a public forum so I responded. That’s what forums are for but if you must know it’s because I’m mixed race and I was genuinely interested. Cool, i respect that. What part of the spice rack are you from? I won’t say exactly where on her but South Asian and English." South Asia has some beautiful countries in it, man. I lived out in Sri Lanka and Nepal for a bit | |||
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"I'm a little bit of many things.... I'm quite braggy about my 1% Portuguese " So why is it not granny- pastel de nata? | |||
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"100% prime Scotch beef, here. (notwithstanding that there's some English and Irish in there as well)" When I looked into my Scottish side, they come from Granton on spey area. Fucking love going up to Scotland. It's rugged af up there and the people have a good way to them. | |||
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"I don’t think I’ve got a physical type, but some people have just got that kind of air about that that makes you want to rip their clothes off. So yeah, one of those please "Similar. The two guys I've done the Sex with recently couldn't be more physically different. I want the one who makes me go all gooey | |||
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"You are granted one wish. It is to describe the person who would be your sexual dream your ideal your everything ..... What do they look like? What do they do? What is their temperament like ? The phrase - 'She/he's on here. You know who you are ' is punishable and disallowed."She's on here, and she DOESN'T know who she is.  | |||
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"I don’t think I’ve got a physical type, but some people have just got that kind of air about that that makes you want to rip their clothes off. So yeah, one of those please "I think that's just a fart.... | |||
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You can't love another if you do not love yourself , so hope for you yet."Lol I love me just no one else other than wife is interested in me | |||
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"I wouldn't want perfection...I love rough diamonds "I'm rough... As old boots...  | |||
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"They look like a 6ft dark haired green eyed amazing man, with a chest I love to rest my head on & a cock crafted by god himself. His temperament is a bit of a cunt but he's my cunt & shhhh don't tell anyone but he's a softie really! What does he do? He spends the time learning my body, noticing my reactions and forever making my orgasms better and better, he loves to please as much as receive & he makes me look good in pics
He's already real, mine & I'm very lucky.
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"You are granted one wish. It is to describe the person who would be your sexual dream your ideal your everything ..... What do they look like? What do they do? What is their temperament like ? The phrase - 'She/he's on here. You know who you are ' is punishable and disallowed."Easy... Wendy James | |||
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"Boobs Pretty eyes Devilish smile "That’ll be Rachel Riley...... Surely the most attractive woman known to human kind? | |||
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"Strong conviction. Independent. Actively pursues their own goals and does not seek approval from others or succumb to gender-defined traditions or expectations. Forges their own path. Does not need a "partner" to feel complete. But will tolerate one for companionship. Does not need a partner to oversee their life, but would tolerate one to support their views. Does not want to be "owned" but appreciates being "valued"." Very pc if I may say? | |||
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"100% prime Scotch beef, here. (notwithstanding that there's some English and Irish in there as well)" I thought I was English too until I was 'tested'...... by birth maybe but not genetically. My guess is you will have something Nordic lurking. | |||
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"I'm always up at 6, I was referring to you lol." I up anywhere from 4 - 6 ... every day Average would be 5.15 ish I guess.
Right now i'm hydrated, bathed , dressed and on my out to an appointment. Back in an hour for some gardening | |||
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"Hmmm. I might have to ponder this for a day or two. Don't worry Crumpster, I'll come back. "In that case......... BUMP ! | |||
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"From reading the description from the ladies, I'm noticing there is no call for bald men... either I'm reading the wrong studies or my family lied to me hahaha. I thought women were meant to find us more masculine lol (shoulder shrug)" In fairness, nobody mentioned bald women either. | |||
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"6'2 Dark hair Dark broody eyes Beard Hairy chest Sleeve tattoo Chest tattoo Pretty hung penis V lines Where do I find him? Pornhub Thanks!" You’re welcome | |||
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"Big tits and tight hole "You never stipulated BUMhole are you well ? | |||
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"From reading the description from the ladies, I'm noticing there is no call for bald men... either I'm reading the wrong studies or my family lied to me hahaha. I thought women were meant to find us more masculine lol (shoulder shrug) In fairness, nobody mentioned bald women either." Touché | |||
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"Strong conviction. Independent. Actively pursues their own goals and does not seek approval from others or succumb to gender-defined traditions or expectations. Forges their own path. Does not need a "partner" to feel complete. But will tolerate one for companionship. Does not need a partner to oversee their life, but would tolerate one to support their views. Does not want to be "owned" but appreciates being "valued"." Yeah, but is she hot? I'd need her to be hot too, but I'm shallow like that. | |||
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"Strong conviction. Independent. Actively pursues their own goals and does not seek approval from others or succumb to gender-defined traditions or expectations. Forges their own path. Does not need a "partner" to feel complete. But will tolerate one for companionship. Does not need a partner to oversee their life, but would tolerate one to support their views. Does not want to be "owned" but appreciates being "valued". Yeah, but is she hot? I'd need her to be hot too, but I'm shallow like that." I'm fucking boiling. Back to the aircon I go! | |||
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"Strong conviction. Independent. Actively pursues their own goals and does not seek approval from others or succumb to gender-defined traditions or expectations. Forges their own path. Does not need a "partner" to feel complete. But will tolerate one for companionship. Does not need a partner to oversee their life, but would tolerate one to support their views. Does not want to be "owned" but appreciates being "valued". Yeah, but is she hot? I'd need her to be hot too, but I'm shallow like that." Cool. The "icier" the better
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"A modern day Camille Monfort, plenty of sass, mysterious, rule breaking and very bitey." I was just reading about her the other day! The Amazonian Vampire. She may be on here to kill some time | |||
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That’ll be Rachel Riley......
Surely the most attractive woman known to human kind?"She's fuck ugly on the inside though- bring back Carol | |||
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"Boobs Pretty eyes Devilish smile
That’ll be Rachel Riley......
Surely the most attractive woman known to human kind?
She's fuck ugly on the inside though- bring back Carol"Carol will always be a hero, but I'm curious why you say rachel is ugly on the inside | |||
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"Strong conviction. Independent. Actively pursues their own goals and does not seek approval from others or succumb to gender-defined traditions or expectations. Forges their own path. Does not need a "partner" to feel complete. But will tolerate one for companionship. Does not need a partner to oversee their life, but would tolerate one to support their views. Does not want to be "owned" but appreciates being "valued". Very pc if I may say?" You may. I resonate and align more harmoniously with those personality types and values. | |||
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