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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago

It’s my lunch break and use the opportunity to apply some fake tan.

There I am sat on the edge of my bed with nothing on busily applying the tan….

Then who shall appear at the window? The window cleaner of course

I don’t think I’ll ever get over this… neither will he

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By *iddlesticksMan
48 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’d fallen off my ladder.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
48 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Did he suddenly start swiping the window more excitedly?

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By *asterMeliodasMan
48 weeks ago

Newmill


"It’s my lunch break and use the opportunity to apply some fake tan.

There I am sat on the edge of my bed with nothing on busily applying the tan….

Then who shall appear at the window? The window cleaner of course

I don’t think I’ll ever get over this… neither will he "

Sounds like there's at least one window cleaner out there who's having a great day, then. :D

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By *arkSovereignMan
48 weeks ago

Lancashire


"It’s my lunch break and use the opportunity to apply some fake tan.

There I am sat on the edge of my bed with nothing on busily applying the tan….

Then who shall appear at the window? The window cleaner of course

I don’t think I’ll ever get over this… neither will he "

I would’ve pressed my bulge up against the window if that was me

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By *iberius61Man
48 weeks ago

Pontefract

I doubt you're the first he's seen there was a book/film when I was young called confessions of a window cleaner, a bit like the carry on films I seem to remember.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
48 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I doubt you're the first he's seen there was a book/film when I was young called confessions of a window cleaner, a bit like the carry on films I seem to remember. "

A Robin Askwith classic

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By *ocksareoffMan
48 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Haha, cue everyone wants tobe your window cleaner now.

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
48 weeks ago

Derby

Brill!

What happened then?! Did he reappear or move to another house?!

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By *till gameMan
48 weeks ago

Oldham

Was George formby ?

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Hope he was professional and finished the job to the highest standard. Plus he’ll have had a better view.

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By *ondiego85Man
48 weeks ago

nottingham

What happened after? Did he retreat? Did you hide embarrassed? Or maybe you gave him a cheeky smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago

I’ve never jumped up and closed the curtains so quickly!

And relieved I pay him by bank transfer so I didn’t have to see him

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
48 weeks ago

Derby

I’d loved to have seen it caught on CCTV, I bet your faces would have been a picture!

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By *ondiego85Man
48 weeks ago

nottingham

Lol that would have been embarrassing!

I wonder if the next time he’ll knock on the window before he gets there

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By *illy IdolMan
48 weeks ago

Midlands

Oh bless you, Monkey. Time for a new window cleaner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago


"Oh bless you, Monkey. Time for a new window cleaner "

I’m going to make sure I am never home again when he’s here

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By *eroLondonMan
48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"...And relieved I pay him by wank transfer..."

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That, fåir måiden, is a common form of payment in such circumstances.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Did he tell you that you missed a spot?

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By *aleunicorn500Man
48 weeks ago

Gloucester

You engineered that.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
48 weeks ago

somewhere

I can hear the conversation down the pub this evening already. Although one would hope to think said window cleaner would keep that to himself.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"It’s my lunch break and use the opportunity to apply some fake tan.

There I am sat on the edge of my bed with nothing on busily applying the tan….

Then who shall appear at the window? The window cleaner of course

I don’t think I’ll ever get over this… neither will he "

Ffs. I knew I should have become a window cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Oh no!

In a flat share in my early 20's my boyfriend and I thought we had the place to ourselves. I went to the bathroom in the buff, knowing that our flatmate wasn't due back for several hours, and when I came out I walked into an unknown elderly woman. She'd brought her Nan home to quickly use the loo. Oh, the shame...

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