FabSwingers.com forum: My Muff…in

By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

What is it about my muff(in) that you like?

Is it because I’m a Littlebird and my muff(in) has the fluffy fuzz like the baby birds? …

It’s soft on your face like soft towels

Is it because my muff(in) has the skills that make you shake and kiss your hot muff(in) love in my muff(in)

Is it because I am the muff(in) bird that makes you smile and laugh? Its nice to make you laugh with my muff(in)

Why do you want my muff(in)? And my back muff(in)?

My back muff(in) makes you and me sing like birds in the treetops

Sing sing sing about the muff(in)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Where's the muffin man?

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Where's the muffin man?

He is with his mamma

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By *JcuriousCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Does it come with bacon?

Miss S x

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

The one who lives on Drury Lane?,

Mrs x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The one who lives on Drury Lane?,

Mrs x"

No, Brighton, I believe

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

A sausage and egg Mcmuffin is what Im hankering for.

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Does it come with bacon?

Miss S x"

Obvs

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By *JcuriousCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Does it come with bacon?

Miss S x

Obvs

Well count me in

Miss S x

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Where's the muffin man?

I ate him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was quite happy skipping breakfast…….until now.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I like your muff like I like my plumb duff.

Hot and sticky.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Well...

You've got a snatch, a pulse, and you'd probably laugh a lot and ask for seconds.

That's enough really LB xxxx

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
over a year ago

Brighton

I sing, sing, sing of a da muffins.

Da Bird Little muffin, da Kinky lady muffin.

I a sing, dey maka Nicolino's muffin friend big sing two.

Da back muffins iss nice very much, but iss not necessary.

Ladies have muffins. Iss a da happy place for people. Lika da coffee or da dolphinos.

But muffins is best happy.

Nicolino

muffin ladies.

Iss best of best worlds xxx

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

https://youtu.be/oDbe8-x3naw

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Do you need a cock bird?

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By *ussy whisperer1000Man
over a year ago

west mids

"Where's the muffin man?

"
. I'm here

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Da Fuck are you going on about woman

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Da Fuck are you going on about woman

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By *rBobbMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Oh my LB. Your muff(in) is soft and warm just as a muff(in) should be.

It makes me smile and it makes me happy.

But you know my favourite muff(in) flavour is of course chocolatewizzwang.

Your muff(ins) make me happy xxxx

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I do like a soft towel

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By *till gameMan
over a year ago

Oldham

"What is it about my muff(in) that you like?

Is it because I’m a Littlebird and my muff(in) has the fluffy fuzz like the baby birds? …

It’s soft on your face like soft towels

Is it because my muff(in) has the skills that make you shake and kiss your hot muff(in) love in my muff(in)

Is it because I am the muff(in) bird that makes you smile and laugh? Its nice to make you laugh with my muff(in)

Why do you want my muff(in)? And my back muff(in)?

My back muff(in) makes you and me sing like birds in the treetops

Sing sing sing about the muff(in)

Is it moist

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Where's the muffin man?

. I'm here

No, you're not the muffin man

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh my LB. Your muff(in) is soft and warm just as a muff(in) should be.

It makes me smile and it makes me happy.

But you know my favourite muff(in) flavour is of course chocolatewizzwang.

Your muff(ins) make me happy xxxx"

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By *eroLondonMan
47 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Bumping this for the Martha and the Muff(ins).

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Where's the muffin man?

THE MUFFIN MAN???

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Your muff(in) brings all the cool birds to the yard, like the lady's milkshake, but cooler!

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By *uke OzadeMan
47 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Muff Daddy

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