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"I'm sick of bloody liars on here. I looked, there's no dick pics!!! Disappointed op. Disappointed. " Oh never mind. | |||
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"Don't forget to tell all the ladies you're working close by and can meet right away!! Not exhausted all avenues squire!!" I’m working in Harrogate tonight. FAF? | |||
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"Don't forget to tell all the ladies you're working close by and can meet right away!! Not exhausted all avenues squire!! I’m working in Harrogate tonight. FAF?" Sorry. I'm in Lancashire  | |||
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"I'm sick of bloody liars on here. I looked, there's no dick pics!!! Disappointed op. Disappointed. Oh never mind. " It was hiding away from you Coyote  | |||
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"We tell guys all the time, you have to offer cake as well as your delightful penis' " How about I pop some cake on my bellend just for you?  | |||
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"We tell guys all the time, you have to offer cake as well as your delightful penis' How about I pop some cake on my bellend just for you? "Add squirty cream and you've got a deal | |||
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"Don’t go, stay and make a nuisance of yourself….i do "I want to be a nuisance that gets booty everyday. Life is so hard  | |||
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"No. You’ll only come back and find those two weeks you can’t post in the forum is when all the really good threads appear and all your best witty responses that you could have typed if not left, are just wasted. You’ll never know if DebbieBigTits from Cleethorpes would have seen such witty responses and thus clamoured for your cock. You’ll be kicking yourself for years! Don’t do it." FAF? | |||
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"Don’t go, stay and make a nuisance of yourself….i do
I want to be a nuisance that gets booty everyday. Life is so hard "You will, trust me | |||
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"Don't forget to tell all the ladies you're working close by and can meet right away!! Not exhausted all avenues squire!! I’m working in Harrogate tonight. FAF? Sorry. I'm in Lancashire "I teleported | |||
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"No. You’ll only come back and find those two weeks you can’t post in the forum is when all the really good threads appear and all your best witty responses that you could have typed if not left, are just wasted." | |||
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"You had me sold at murder room. Swoooon " I’m in the process of converting it into a sex dungeon  | |||
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"Don't forget to tell all the ladies you're working close by and can meet right away!! Not exhausted all avenues squire!! I’m working in Harrogate tonight. FAF? Sorry. I'm in Lancashire
I teleported "Amazing. Scientific genius
You should be soaked in the good ladies juices in no time if you master that | |||
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"We tell guys all the time, you have to offer cake as well as your delightful penis' " What sort of cake? I'll get baking | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab?" Have you tried squirting your filler in it? | |||
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"We tell guys all the time, you have to offer cake as well as your delightful penis' How about I pop some cake on my bellend just for you?
Add squirty cream and you've got a deal "Can offer with squirty cream and a cherry xx | |||
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"It's a marathon, not a sprint. Have you tried going to socials?" I did but I got kicked out. Apparently walking in with your cock swinging around isn’t appropriate whilst everyone is trying to enjoy their tea  | |||
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"Try a dick pick with an old sky remore for size comparission over an unflushed poo filled toilet. You'll be neck deep in clunge in days. Fighting them off, you will be ??" I prefer the lynx can comparison | |||
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"I'm sick of bloody liars on here. I looked, there's no dick pics!!! Disappointed op. Disappointed. " I can provide you with one if you’re really that in need | |||
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"Why on Earth a 26 year old single chap is on a recreational sex site is a little bizarre to me. That said a nearly 60 year old single chap on a recreational sex site is bizarrer ( does the word exist). Shall we leave together?" This thread is about me. ME! Not you… | |||
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"Why on Earth a 26 year old single chap is on a recreational sex site is a little bizarre to me. That said a nearly 60 year old single chap on a recreational sex site is bizarrer ( does the word exist). Shall we leave together?" Get. Out. | |||
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"We tell guys all the time, you have to offer cake as well as your delightful penis' How about I pop some cake on my bellend just for you?
Add cream and you've got a deal "I think you’ll find that you’ll be the one providing the squirty cream | |||
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"Try a dick pick with an old sky remore for size comparission over an unflushed poo filled toilet. You'll be neck deep in clunge in days. Fighting them off, you will be ??" I tried. I accidentally dropped the sky remote in the toilet though | |||
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"You had me sold at murder room. Swoooon I’m in the process of converting it into a sex dungeon "Sweet fucking Jesus. I’ll start a whip round | |||
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"You had me sold at murder room. Swoooon I’m in the process of converting it into a sex dungeon
Sweet fucking Jesus. I’ll start a whip round "*Whip cracking sound* | |||
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"You haven't "done" FAB til you've shagged a Scouser. I offer myself as the next best thing, OP. "I reckon I might just stick around then! I’ll need pictures of all your holes sent to my box by midnight at the latest  | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab? Have you tried squirting your filler in it?" I did. It wasn’t a pretty sight  | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab? Have you tried squirting your filler in it? I did. It wasn’t a pretty sight "You should get it sanded down | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! " Did he say that ! Go on, do one mate | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! " Everton suck! | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab? Have you tried squirting your filler in it? I did. It wasn’t a pretty sight
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck!" They’ll be popular on here then. | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab?" You could leave or man up | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab? You could leave or man up "  | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck!" Who do you support | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck! Who do you support " Man united…. *prepares to be heavily scrutinised* | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck! Who do you support Man united…. *prepares to be heavily scrutinised*" *Exits thread rapidly* | |||
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"Try a dick pick with an old sky remore for size comparission over an unflushed poo filled toilet. You'll be neck deep in clunge in days. Fighting them off, you will be ?? I prefer the lynx can comparison " How about a small can of pringles instead? | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck! Who do you support Man united…. *prepares to be heavily scrutinised* *Exits thread rapidly* "Yes we suck, but Everton suck more. At least we won a trophy this season | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck! Who do you support Man united…. *prepares to be heavily scrutinised* *Exits thread rapidly*
Yes we suck, but Everton suck more. At least we won a trophy this season"I'm not an Evertonian | |||
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"If you’re gonna leave could you please take a few minutes to type up a thread about how the clique have forced you out and it’s not what it used to be here. Your efforts will be greatly appreciated "Yes! But you do understand that would mean exposing the both of you as the leaders of the clique right?  | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck! Who do you support Man united…. *prepares to be heavily scrutinised* *Exits thread rapidly*
Yes we suck, but Everton suck more. At least we won a trophy this season
I'm not an Evertonian "Don’t say Liverpool… | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck! Who do you support Man united…. *prepares to be heavily scrutinised* *Exits thread rapidly*
Yes we suck, but Everton suck more. At least we won a trophy this season
I'm not an Evertonian
Don’t say Liverpool…"Geographically close | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck! Who do you support Man united…. *prepares to be heavily scrutinised* *Exits thread rapidly*
Yes we suck, but Everton suck more. At least we won a trophy this season
I'm not an Evertonian
Don’t say Liverpool…
Geographically close "Surely not City… | |||
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"If you’re gonna leave could you please take a few minutes to type up a thread about how the clique have forced you out and it’s not what it used to be here. Your efforts will be greatly appreciated
Yes! But you do understand that would mean exposing the both of you as the leaders of the clique right? "Shhh. Fuck off quietly and we won’t mention anything about your little accident… | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck! Who do you support Man united…. *prepares to be heavily scrutinised* *Exits thread rapidly*
Yes we suck, but Everton suck more. At least we won a trophy this season
I'm not an Evertonian
Don’t say Liverpool…
Geographically close
Surely not City… "Rinse your damned mouth out | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck! Who do you support Man united…. *prepares to be heavily scrutinised* *Exits thread rapidly*
Yes we suck, but Everton suck more. At least we won a trophy this season
I'm not an Evertonian
Don’t say Liverpool…
Geographically close
Surely not City…
Rinse your damned mouth out "" if Man u are the biggest club in the world, then without doubt Everton are the greatest " Tim Howard | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck! Who do you support Man united…. *prepares to be heavily scrutinised* *Exits thread rapidly*
Yes we suck, but Everton suck more. At least we won a trophy this season
I'm not an Evertonian
Don’t say Liverpool…
Geographically close
Surely not City…
Rinse your damned mouth out "Right.. now I’m definitely leaving fab. I’m surrounded by city fans and everton fans  | |||
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"If you’re gonna leave could you please take a few minutes to type up a thread about how the clique have forced you out and it’s not what it used to be here. Your efforts will be greatly appreciated
Yes! But you do understand that would mean exposing the both of you as the leaders of the clique right?
Shhh.
Fuck off quietly and we won’t mention anything about your little accident…" | |||
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" Should I just leave Fab?" Sorry you have to at least made the following threads before you are granted permission to leave. 5x why are woman so bloody ungrateful?! 4x I can lick for hours 3x I'm leaving Optional (but preferred) 2x phone sex now 2x rate my dick 2x who will let me fuck their gf | |||
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" Should I just leave Fab? Sorry you have to at least made the following threads before you are granted permission to leave. 5x why are woman so bloody ungrateful?! 4x I can lick for hours 3x I'm leaving Optional (but preferred) 2x phone sex now 2x rate my dick 2x who will let me fuck their gf "God that sounds like too much work for me. Can’t I just hire you as my sexy assistant? | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck! Who do you support Man united…. *prepares to be heavily scrutinised* *Exits thread rapidly*
Yes we suck, but Everton suck more. At least we won a trophy this season
I'm not an Evertonian
Don’t say Liverpool…
Geographically close
Surely not City…
Rinse your damned mouth out
Right.. now I’m definitely leaving fab. I’m surrounded by city fans and everton fans "We've run him outta fab | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck! Who do you support Man united…. *prepares to be heavily scrutinised* *Exits thread rapidly*
Yes we suck, but Everton suck more. At least we won a trophy this season
I'm not an Evertonian
Don’t say Liverpool…
Geographically close
Surely not City…
Rinse your damned mouth out
Right.. now I’m definitely leaving fab. I’m surrounded by city fans and everton fans
We've run him outta fab "If Man u were playing the Taliban I'd have a Kefiyah on | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab?" If you want to OP. I heard Fab Guys is great for the sex | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab? If you want to OP. I heard Fab Guys is great for the sex "They’re all fab gay on there. I suspect they secretly like vaginas. | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab? If you want to OP. I heard Fab Guys is great for the sex
They’re all fab gay on there. I suspect they secretly like vaginas. "I’ve heard that too. Any holes a goal | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab? If you want to OP. I heard Fab Guys is great for the sex "I’ve already completed fab guys though… | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab? If you want to OP. I heard Fab Guys is great for the sex
I’ve already completed fab guys though… "How’s your hole? | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab? If you want to OP. I heard Fab Guys is great for the sex
I’ve already completed fab guys though…
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab? If you want to OP. I heard Fab Guys is great for the sex
I’ve already completed fab guys though…
How’s your hole?
Which one? "Both… obvs | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab? If you want to OP. I heard Fab Guys is great for the sex
I’ve already completed fab guys though…
How’s your hole?
Which one?
Both… obvs "I think you misunderstood. After going on fabguys, I lost count of the amount of holes that I now have.. | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab? If you want to OP. I heard Fab Guys is great for the sex
I’ve already completed fab guys though…
How’s your hole?
Which one?
Both… obvs
I think you misunderstood. After going on fabguys, I lost count of the amount of holes that I now have.."Ah… right… uh huh | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck! Who do you support Man united…. *prepares to be heavily scrutinised* *Exits thread rapidly*
Yes we suck, but Everton suck more. At least we won a trophy this season
I'm not an Evertonian
Don’t say Liverpool…
Geographically close
Surely not City…
Rinse your damned mouth out
Right.. now I’m definitely leaving fab. I’m surrounded by city fans and everton fans "I support neither Citeh nor Everton nor Liverpool. Try again | |||
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"I'll walk you to the exit if you're struggling, I'm nice like that. "Can you show me the way? Xx | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab? You could leave or man up " Feeling rather left out here u missed us _arksovereign Might just leave fab feeling so rejected bahahaha | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab?" Only yanking ya chain dude tabs what ya make it it is frustrating all jokes aside stick with it | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab? You could leave or man up Feeling rather left out here u missed us _arksovereign Might just leave fab feeling so rejected bahahaha "He didn't miss you out! He replied with a tiny violin emoji. :D | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck! Who do you support Man united…. *prepares to be heavily scrutinised* *Exits thread rapidly*
Yes we suck, but Everton suck more. At least we won a trophy this season
I'm not an Evertonian
Don’t say Liverpool…
Geographically close
Surely not City…
Rinse your damned mouth out
Right.. now I’m definitely leaving fab. I’m surrounded by city fans and everton fans
I support neither Citeh nor Everton nor Liverpool. Try again "I too speak that language. Manchester United. | |||
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" God that sounds like too much work for me. Can’t I just hire you as my sexy assistant? " I mean you could. But you have no verifications so it's a no from me | |||
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" God that sounds like too much work for me. Can’t I just hire you as my sexy assistant? I mean you could. But you have no verifications so it's a no from me "I have verifications, what if I wanted to hire you? :D | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck! They’ll be popular on here then. " | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck! Who do you support Man united…. *prepares to be heavily scrutinised* *Exits thread rapidly*
Yes we suck, but Everton suck more. At least we won a trophy this season
I'm not an Evertonian
Don’t say Liverpool…
Geographically close
Surely not City…
Rinse your damned mouth out
Right.. now I’m definitely leaving fab. I’m surrounded by city fans and everton fans
I support neither Citeh nor Everton nor Liverpool. Try again
I too speak that language. Manchester United. "How very dare you! | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab? You could leave or man up Feeling rather left out here u missed us _arksovereign Might just leave fab feeling so rejected bahahaha
He didn't miss you out! He replied with a tiny violin emoji. :D"Ye did see that was overwhelmed | |||
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"Only you can decide. It's too significant a life decision to let anyone else influence you. I would recommend meditating on it daily, search your feelings." And if this doesn’t work just have a big wank and log back in tomorrow  | |||
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"Only you can decide. It's too significant a life decision to let anyone else influence you. I would recommend meditating on it daily, search your feelings." Ooo lol wise words from obiwan | |||
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"Only you can decide. It's too significant a life decision to let anyone else influence you. I would recommend meditating on it daily, search your feelings. Ooo lol wise words from obiwan "Such clichuey | |||
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" Should I just leave Fab? Sorry you have to at least made the following threads before you are granted permission to leave. 5x why are woman so bloody ungrateful?! 4x I can lick for hours 3x I'm leaving Optional (but preferred) 2x phone sex now 2x rate my dick 2x who will let me fuck their gf " | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck! Who do you support Man united…. *prepares to be heavily scrutinised* *Exits thread rapidly*
Yes we suck, but Everton suck more. At least we won a trophy this season
I'm not an Evertonian
Don’t say Liverpool…
Geographically close
Surely not City…
Rinse your damned mouth out
Right.. now I’m definitely leaving fab. I’m surrounded by city fans and everton fans
I support neither Citeh nor Everton nor Liverpool. Try again "I’ve hit a roadblock with this one. Am I missing something obvious? Its not Burnley is it? You don’t support Burnley do you?  | |||
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" God that sounds like too much work for me. Can’t I just hire you as my sexy assistant? I mean you could. But you have no verifications so it's a no from me "I’ll send you some photos with 10 different angles of my cock. Will that earn a verification? | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab?" Probably for the best save some ladies for the rest of us | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab? You could leave or man up Feeling rather left out here u missed us _arksovereign Might just leave fab feeling so rejected bahahaha "Didn’t mean to leave you out guys. I was busy manning up! (my cock grew 3 inches in the process) | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab?" No salvation is just around the corner. | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab?" It sounds like you've done all the right things. It's a tricky one | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab? You could leave or man up Feeling rather left out here u missed us _arksovereign Might just leave fab feeling so rejected bahahaha
Didn’t mean to leave you out guys. I was busy manning up! (my cock grew 3 inches in the process) "Was that ur cock or ur ego lol Ain't so bad here u get used to us lot We did | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab? You could leave or man up Feeling rather left out here u missed us _arksovereign Might just leave fab feeling so rejected bahahaha
Didn’t mean to leave you out guys. I was busy manning up! (my cock grew 3 inches in the process)
Was that ur cock or ur ego lol "Whats the difference? | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab? You could leave or man up Feeling rather left out here u missed us _arksovereign Might just leave fab feeling so rejected bahahaha
Didn’t mean to leave you out guys. I was busy manning up! (my cock grew 3 inches in the process)
Was that ur cock or ur ego lol
Whats the difference? "Lol half inch and a wrinkle | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck! Who do you support Man united…. *prepares to be heavily scrutinised* *Exits thread rapidly*
Yes we suck, but Everton suck more. At least we won a trophy this season
I'm not an Evertonian
Don’t say Liverpool…
Geographically close
Surely not City…
Rinse your damned mouth out
Right.. now I’m definitely leaving fab. I’m surrounded by city fans and everton fans
I support neither Citeh nor Everton nor Liverpool. Try again
I’ve hit a roadblock with this one. Am I missing something obvious? Its not Burnley is it? You don’t support Burnley do you? "Do I look like a Dingle?! I told you, geographically close with Liverpool. Do not pass The Rocket, do NOT travel back down the M62. | |||
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab? Probably for the best save some ladies for the rest of us" Ladies repel me.. | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck! Who do you support Man united…. *prepares to be heavily scrutinised* *Exits thread rapidly*
Yes we suck, but Everton suck more. At least we won a trophy this season
I'm not an Evertonian
Don’t say Liverpool…
Geographically close
Surely not City…
Rinse your damned mouth out
Right.. now I’m definitely leaving fab. I’m surrounded by city fans and everton fans
I support neither Citeh nor Everton nor Liverpool. Try again
I’ve hit a roadblock with this one. Am I missing something obvious? Its not Burnley is it? You don’t support Burnley do you?
Do I look like a Dingle?!
I told you, geographically close with Liverpool. Do not pass The Rocket, do NOT travel back down the M62."I’m really bad at guessing stuff. Is it Tranmere Rovers? | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck! Who do you support Man united…. *prepares to be heavily scrutinised* *Exits thread rapidly*
Yes we suck, but Everton suck more. At least we won a trophy this season
I'm not an Evertonian
Don’t say Liverpool…
Geographically close
Surely not City…
Rinse your damned mouth out
Right.. now I’m definitely leaving fab. I’m surrounded by city fans and everton fans
I support neither Citeh nor Everton nor Liverpool. Try again
I’ve hit a roadblock with this one. Am I missing something obvious? Its not Burnley is it? You don’t support Burnley do you?
Do I look like a Dingle?!
I told you, geographically close with Liverpool. Do not pass The Rocket, do NOT travel back down the M62.
I’m really bad at guessing stuff. Is it Tranmere Rovers? "Hurrah! You got it in what, 7? Or 8? Well done, Sir | |||
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" God that sounds like too much work for me. Can’t I just hire you as my sexy assistant? I mean you could. But you have no verifications so it's a no from me
I’ll send you some photos with 10 different angles of my cock. Will that earn a verification? "Yes | |||
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"I’ve wanted you gone since you told me to bin my Everton shirt. Good riddance I say! Everton suck! Who do you support Man united…. *prepares to be heavily scrutinised* *Exits thread rapidly*
Yes we suck, but Everton suck more. At least we won a trophy this season
I'm not an Evertonian
Don’t say Liverpool…
Geographically close
Surely not City…
Rinse your damned mouth out
Right.. now I’m definitely leaving fab. I’m surrounded by city fans and everton fans
I support neither Citeh nor Everton nor Liverpool. Try again
I’ve hit a roadblock with this one. Am I missing something obvious? Its not Burnley is it? You don’t support Burnley do you?
Do I look like a Dingle?!
I told you, geographically close with Liverpool. Do not pass The Rocket, do NOT travel back down the M62.
I’m really bad at guessing stuff. Is it Tranmere Rovers?
Hurrah! You got it in what, 7? Or 8? Well done, Sir "I did say i’m not the best at guessing. I do respect you for supporting a team in League two. Must be tragic watching them trying to play football hey? | |||
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" God that sounds like too much work for me. Can’t I just hire you as my sexy assistant? I mean you could. But you have no verifications so it's a no from me
I’ll send you some photos with 10 different angles of my cock. Will that earn a verification?
Yes "You see that guys? Sending dick pics works! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! | |||
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" Do I look like a Dingle?! I told you, geographically close with Liverpool. Do not pass The Rocket, do NOT travel back down the M62. I’m really bad at guessing stuff. Is it Tranmere Rovers? Hurrah! You got it in what, 7? Or 8? Well done, Sir
I did say i’m not the best at guessing. I do respect you for supporting a team in League two. Must be tragic watching them trying to play football hey? "It's entirely soul destroying but infinitely cheaper than supporting a Prem team. No fair weather fan here | |||
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" God that sounds like too much work for me. Can’t I just hire you as my sexy assistant? I mean you could. But you have no verifications so it's a no from me
I’ll send you some photos with 10 different angles of my cock. Will that earn a verification?
Yes
You see that guys? Sending dick pics works! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! "-no one's told you about the pretty penis rule yet then | |||
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" Do I look like a Dingle?! I told you, geographically close with Liverpool. Do not pass The Rocket, do NOT travel back down the M62. I’m really bad at guessing stuff. Is it Tranmere Rovers? Hurrah! You got it in what, 7? Or 8? Well done, Sir
I did say i’m not the best at guessing. I do respect you for supporting a team in League two. Must be tragic watching them trying to play football hey?
It's entirely soul destroying but infinitely cheaper than supporting a Prem team.
No fair weather fan here "Cheaper? They probably pay you to go and watch their games! | |||
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" God that sounds like too much work for me. Can’t I just hire you as my sexy assistant? I mean you could. But you have no verifications so it's a no from me
I’ll send you some photos with 10 different angles of my cock. Will that earn a verification?
Yes
You see that guys? Sending dick pics works! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!
-no one's told you about the pretty penis rule yet then "What's the pretty penis rule? | |||
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" God that sounds like too much work for me. Can’t I just hire you as my sexy assistant? I mean you could. But you have no verifications so it's a no from me
I’ll send you some photos with 10 different angles of my cock. Will that earn a verification?
Yes
You see that guys? Sending dick pics works! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!
-no one's told you about the pretty penis rule yet then
What's the pretty penis rule?"It means she loves my cock | |||
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" Do I look like a Dingle?! I told you, geographically close with Liverpool. Do not pass The Rocket, do NOT travel back down the M62. I’m really bad at guessing stuff. Is it Tranmere Rovers? Hurrah! You got it in what, 7? Or 8? Well done, Sir
I did say i’m not the best at guessing. I do respect you for supporting a team in League two. Must be tragic watching them trying to play football hey?
It's entirely soul destroying but infinitely cheaper than supporting a Prem team.
No fair weather fan here
Cheaper? They probably pay you to go and watch their games! "We all donate a handful of grass seed each season and they let us watch from the windswept terraces | |||
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" It means she loves my cock "It really doesn't | |||
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" It means she loves my cock
It really doesn't "Right that’s it. No more cock for you! | |||
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" Do I look like a Dingle?! I told you, geographically close with Liverpool. Do not pass The Rocket, do NOT travel back down the M62. I’m really bad at guessing stuff. Is it Tranmere Rovers? Hurrah! You got it in what, 7? Or 8? Well done, Sir
I did say i’m not the best at guessing. I do respect you for supporting a team in League two. Must be tragic watching them trying to play football hey?
It's entirely soul destroying but infinitely cheaper than supporting a Prem team.
No fair weather fan here
Cheaper? They probably pay you to go and watch their games!
We all donate a handful of grass seed each season and they let us watch from the windswept terraces " | |||
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It really doesn't " | |||
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"Only you can decide. It's too significant a life decision to let anyone else influence you. I would recommend meditating on it daily, search your feelings. And if this doesn’t work just have a big wank and log back in tomorrow "You have it sussed. Cross hamster and Salad cream it is. | |||
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"We tell guys all the time, you have to offer cake as well as your delightful penis' " Alpha, what is your favourite cake, as I will provide the most splendiferoius cake imaginable | |||
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"Only you can decide. It's too significant a life decision to let anyone else influence you. I would recommend meditating on it daily, search your feelings. And if this doesn’t work just have a big wank and log back in tomorrow
You have it sussed.
Cross hamster and Salad cream it is. "Giant hamster hold the salad cream for you darling | |||
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"OP, please just leave - that way there is more pussy for those of us who have been in your shadow and only been allowed your castoffs
(* ducks, puts on his tin helmet and flack jacket and runs in a zig zag fashion to the trenches to avoid the incoming fire)"• . | |||
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"OP, please just leave - that way there is more pussy for those of us who have been in your shadow and only been allowed your castoffs
(* ducks, puts on his tin helmet and flack jacket and runs in a zig zag fashion to the trenches to avoid the incoming fire)"Hk, you are absolutely incorrigible | |||
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"You forgot to whinge about paying your fiver supporters’ fee, OP. The almoghty fiver pass to unlimoted clunge. "That reminds me, I need to write my post about this. I signed up for silver yesterday and didn't start immediately drowning in pussy, what gives? | |||
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"You forgot to whinge about paying your fiver supporters’ fee, OP. The almoghty fiver pass to unlimoted clunge.
That reminds me, I need to write my post about this. I signed up for silver yesterday and didn't start immediately drowning in pussy, what gives?"• No, that happens with Platinum™ Membership. | |||
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"You forgot to whinge about paying your fiver supporters’ fee, OP. The almoghty fiver pass to unlimoted clunge. "Almighty fiver pass to unlimited clunge I meant | |||
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"You forgot to whinge about paying your fiver supporters’ fee, OP. The almoghty fiver pass to unlimoted clunge.
Almighty fiver pass to unlimited clunge I meant "Does the Almighty get involved? I need to pray harder. Which god should I be praying to? | |||
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"You forgot to whinge about paying your fiver supporters’ fee, OP. The almoghty fiver pass to unlimoted clunge.
Almighty fiver pass to unlimited clunge I meant
Does the Almighty get involved? I need to pray harder. Which god should I be praying to? "At your age I'd pray to them all | |||
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"You forgot to whinge about paying your fiver supporters’ fee, OP. The almoghty fiver pass to unlimoted clunge.
Almighty fiver pass to unlimited clunge I meant
Does the Almighty get involved? I need to pray harder. Which god should I be praying to?
At your age I'd pray to them all" meow! | |||
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"You forgot to whinge about paying your fiver supporters’ fee, OP. The almoghty fiver pass to unlimoted clunge.
Almighty fiver pass to unlimited clunge I meant
Does the Almighty get involved? I need to pray harder. Which god should I be praying to?
At your age I'd pray to them all
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"I'm starting to get really demoralised about the lack of attention I'm getting here. I've put up my best dick pics, I’ve send really well-considered "fancy a fuck" messages, and I even cleared all the bodies out of the murder room to make it more pleasant for guests. I thought people would be rushing over to come and fuck me, this is a sex site after all isn’t it? Should I just leave Fab?" Do it. That'll learn 'em | |||
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"You forgot to whinge about paying your fiver supporters’ fee, OP. The almoghty fiver pass to unlimoted clunge. "A fiver for this site? I think i’ll pass. Do you know what I could get for a fiver? | |||
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"You forgot to whinge about paying your fiver supporters’ fee, OP. The almoghty fiver pass to unlimoted clunge.
A fiver for this site? I think i’ll pass. Do you know what I could get for a fiver? "Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the fuck you want. | |||
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"OP, please just leave - that way there is more pussy for those of us who have been in your shadow and only been allowed your castoffs
(* ducks, puts on his tin helmet and flack jacket and runs in a zig zag fashion to the trenches to avoid the incoming fire)"Yes. Soooo many have been in my shadow for the past 6 weeks that I’ve been on this site! Do you think the ladies are just to shy too send me a message? | |||
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"You forgot to whinge about paying your fiver supporters’ fee, OP. The almoghty fiver pass to unlimoted clunge.
A fiver for this site? I think i’ll pass. Do you know what I could get for a fiver? "3 seconds of the worst time of your life? | |||
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"We tell guys all the time, you have to offer cake as well as your delightful penis' " Who said cake  ... ??? | |||
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"We tell guys all the time, you have to offer cake as well as your delightful penis' Who said cake ... ???"For you cake, cream and cherry xx | |||
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