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"Honestly his clock is not nearly as ostentatious as he makes out. Don't get your hopes up "Ah… photos taken on a very flattering angle… I see… | |||
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"5 & 7/8ths "He reckons it’s huge!!! | |||
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" I am meeting Nero very soon and he wants to show me his Clock in the The Royal Academy 'members' club. I'm wondering how big it is... Have you seen it? Have you touched it? What do you like about it? Would you like Nero to show you his clock too? " · It's called a •member's• club for a reason. Thank you Såff' — our date was supposed to be a clandestine encounter.  | |||
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" I am meeting Nero very soon and he wants to show me his Clock in the The Royal Academy 'members' club. I'm wondering how big it is... Have you seen it? Have you touched it? What do you like about it? Would you like Nero to show you his clock too? · It's called a •member's• club for a reason. Thank you Såff' — our date was supposed to be a clandestine encounter. "Oh dear, you've ticked him off... you shouldn't have tocked about it.  | |||
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"I’ve ridden Nero’s big clock. It’s truly magnificent." He was just saying how it swings both ways | |||
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"5 & 7/8ths "• The prowess is all in the cogs and wheels my dear friend, cogs n' wheels. | |||
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"I've seen much bigger!" • Thank you, Mr. Big Ben. | |||
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"I've seen much bigger! • Thank you, Mr. Big Ben." It's not the size of the clock... | |||
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"Honestly his clock is not nearly as ostentatious as he makes out. Don't get your hopes up "• You turncoat, Prêy! You were full of compliments when we met, as you gleefully polished my clock.  | |||
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"At first glance it seems rather impressive. But then you realise it's an Aldi's finest range and it's not.... quite as impressive. Not sure I'd touch it but then he wouldn't want me Higgins-ing my way around it. "And yet it looks so ‘vintage’ what a disappointment. | |||
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"I’ve ridden Nero’s big clock. It’s truly magnificent." • The cheque is in the post, dear fellow. (Assuming that your merchant bank still accepts them) | |||
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"I understand that it's hands are very large, but the working bits are very delicate "It has an odd movement?  | |||
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"7.24 x 6.1" Mrs " • I admire your precision. | |||
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"Neros never shown me his clock. I don't think it ticks that way." • It didn't tick. It has a smooth sweeping movement, in perpetuity. | |||
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"7.24 x 6.1" Mrs " Is that inches, cm or mm? | |||
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"It's big Ben " He told me his name was Brian | |||
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"At first glance it seems rather impressive. But then you realise it's an Aldi's finest range and it's not.... quite as impressive. Not sure I'd touch it but then he wouldn't want me Higgins-ing my way around it. "• Ruffling your plumage (at me) has never been lost on me, Miss Eliza DoVeryLittle.  | |||
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"Neros never shown me his clock. I don't think it ticks that way. • It didn't tick. It has a smooth sweeping movement, in perpetuity. "Is it wound manually or does it need electronic assistance? | |||
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"I understand that it's hands are very large, but the working bits are very delicate "• Såff' has delicately smooth fingers. | |||
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"Oh dear, you've ticked him off... you shouldn't have tocked about it. " | |||
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"I used to visit the Royal Academy members club. It's very lovely. Make sure to visit the gardens too" • This has to be the most cute and benign response and I love you for this. 
I actually bonking Såff' in the fragrant gardens, behind a thorny bush. | |||
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" I am meeting Nero very soon and he wants to show me his Clock in the The Royal Academy 'members' club. I'm wondering how big it is... Have you seen it? Have you touched it? What do you like about it? Would you like Nero to show you his clock too? " Hmmmmmm. Nerø did not bring his Clock to our luncheon, but I'll hazard a guess and say it's size 4. Maybe 5 when the wind is blowing in the right direction. | |||
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"I understand that it's hands are very large, but the working bits are very delicate
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Såff' has delicately smooth fingers."For a builder. | |||
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"I’ve ridden Nero’s big clock. It’s truly magnificent. He was just saying how it swings both ways" A clock that’s goes back AND forth…that’s some clock!! | |||
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"Not as impressive as John Harrison's clock at Greenwich! Renowned for his wood!!" I think Nero’s is plastic | |||
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"I expected Nero to have his clock in his pocket so he can feel it all the time "I mean that’s some BIG PANTS dude | |||
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"Is it curved?" • Only when warmed up like a bimetallic strip from Såff's calloused hands.  | |||
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" I am meeting Nero very soon and he wants to show me his Clock in the The Royal Academy 'members' club. I'm wondering how big it is... Have you seen it? Have you touched it? What do you like about it? Would you like Nero to show you his clock too? · Hmmmmmm. Nerø did not bring his Clock to our luncheon, but I'll hazard a guess and say it's size 4. Maybe 5 when the wind is blowing in the right direction. " • You're confusing our luncheon with my truncheon, KC²!  | |||
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" I am meeting Nero very soon and he wants to show me his Clock in the The Royal Academy 'members' club. I'm wondering how big it is... Have you seen it? Have you touched it? What do you like about it? Would you like Nero to show you his clock too? · Hmmmmmm. Nerø did not bring his Clock to our luncheon, but I'll hazard a guess and say it's size 4. Maybe 5 when the wind is blowing in the right direction. • You're confusing our luncheon with my truncheon, KC²! "I didn't note you walking with a cane, dear chap | |||
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"Neros clock is legendary… "I’m starting to think it’s more like Chinese whispers… | |||
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"Neros clock is legendary…
I’m starting to think it’s more like Chinese whispers… "Wispy yes. Chinese.. no | |||
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"Neros clock is legendary…
I’m starting to think it’s more like Chinese whispers… "Best get your ear trumpet out then, Saff | |||
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"Not as impressive as John Harrison's clock at Greenwich! Renowned for his wood!! I think Nero’s is plastic" Plastic?? Does it have a little wind up timer?? You know...does it need a hand to work? | |||
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"Not as impressive as John Harrison's clock at Greenwich! Renowned for his wood!! I think Nero’s is plastic Plastic?? Does it have a little wind up timer?? You know...does it need a hand to work?" Yes, we like to wind him up | |||
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"Neros clock is legendary…
I’m starting to think it’s more like Chinese whispers…
Best get your ear trumpet out then, Saff "Could you say that a little louder???? | |||
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"Neros clock is legendary…
I’m starting to think it’s more like Chinese whispers…
Wispy yes.
Chinese.. no "Shit I’m kinda scared to ask what’s wispy?!?!! | |||
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"It's really rather small, he just puts it incredibly close to the camera. A bit like how Peter Jackson cleverly placed Gandalf and Frodo in the cart." Hmmmm this makes sense… I asked him to measure it against a sky remote but he outright refused!!! | |||
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"I expected Nero to have his clock in his pocket so he can feel it all the time
I mean that’s some BIG PANTS dude "You know what they say about a man who wears big pants? | |||
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"Neros clock is legendary…
I’m starting to think it’s more like Chinese whispers…
Wispy yes.
Chinese.. no
Shit I’m kinda scared to ask what’s wispy?!?!! "It’s like a Wispa but not quite as delicious | |||
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"Not as impressive as John Harrison's clock at Greenwich! Renowned for his wood!! I think Nero’s is plastic Plastic?? Does it have a little wind up timer?? You know...does it need a hand to work? Yes, we like to wind him up "But wind up timers need deft, nimble fingers and appropriate wrist action!I hope Nero isn't all fingers and thumbs! | |||
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"I expected Nero to have his clock in his pocket so he can feel it all the time
I mean that’s some BIG PANTS dude
You know what they say about a man who wears big pants? "Fat woody. Fat. | |||
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"I can just envision my date with Saffwrøng slipping away like the sands of time in her Hourglass (figure)." Just make sure you have your clock with you. Can’t go wrong  | |||
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"I can’t quite make out how big it is but he is having to hold it with two hands "Maybe Nero has teeny tiny hands…. | |||
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"I expected Nero to have his clock in his pocket so he can feel it all the time
I mean that’s some BIG PANTS dude
You know what they say about a man who wears big pants?
Fat woody. Fat. " | |||
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"I expected Nero to have his clock in his pocket so he can feel it all the time
I mean that’s some BIG PANTS dude
You know what they say about a man who wears big pants? "Big pockets! | |||
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"I can’t quite make out how big it is but he is having to hold it with two hands "It's just a good camera angle. We should ask to see it next to a travel size can of Lynx and an original size Sky remote, for context. | |||
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"Hopefully he has taken the precaution of winding it fully so its accurate " • It's self-winding. It's all in the wrist, dear chap, all in the wrist! | |||
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"I can’t quite make out how big it is but he is having to hold it with two hands
Maybe Nero has teeny tiny hands…."I suppose that’s possible, but….. look at the size of that thing! Dear god! I’m surprised he hasn’t lost consciousness trying to carry it round all day. | |||
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"I can’t quite make out how big it is but he is having to hold it with two hands
Maybe Nero has teeny tiny hands….
I suppose that’s possible, but….. look at the size of that thing! Dear god!
I’m surprised he hasn’t lost consciousness trying to carry it round all day." maybe he’s hiding a really big head??? | |||
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"I can’t quite make out how big it is but he is having to hold it with two hands
Maybe Nero has teeny tiny hands….
I suppose that’s possible, but….. look at the size of that thing! Dear god!
I’m surprised he hasn’t lost consciousness trying to carry it round all day."The blood flow is strong with that one  | |||
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"I understand that it's hands are very large, but the working bits are very delicate
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Såff' has delicately smooth fingers.
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For a builder."• I'm looking forward to meeting you, Eric. | |||
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"I’ve ridden Nero’s big clock. It’s truly magnificent. He was just saying how it swings both ways A clock that’s goes back AND forth…that’s some clock!! " • He ^ knows!  | |||
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"The clock is tiny. It’s all smoke and mirrors. His cock, however, is fucking huge." Awesome darling. Truly awesome *bows* | |||
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"Not as impressive as John Harrison's clock at Greenwich! Renowned for his woof!!" ·  | |||
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"It's really rather small, he just puts it incredibly close to the camera. A bit like how Peter Jackson cleverly placed Gandalf and Frodo in the cart." • Nell... I've already worked out the venue for our date. It's cumming along like cløçkwork. | |||
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"I can’t quite make out how big it is but he is having to hold it with two hands
Maybe Nero has teeny tiny hands….
I suppose that’s possible, but….. look at the size of that thing! Dear god!
I’m surprised he hasn’t lost consciousness trying to carry it round all day.
maybe he’s hiding a really big head??? "I suppose that’s also possible. He must have a helmet the size of a cathedral bell in that case. | |||
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"I can’t quite make out how big it is but he is having to hold it with two hands
Maybe Nero has teeny tiny hands….
I suppose that’s possible, but….. look at the size of that thing! Dear god!
I’m surprised he hasn’t lost consciousness trying to carry it round all day.
maybe he’s hiding a really big head???
I suppose that’s also possible. He must have a helmet the size of a cathedral bell in that case.
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"I can’t quite make out how big it is but he is having to hold it with two hands
Maybe Nero has teeny tiny hands….
I suppose that’s possible, but….. look at the size of that thing! Dear god!
I’m surprised he hasn’t lost consciousness trying to carry it round all day.
maybe he’s hiding a really big head???
I suppose that’s also possible. He must have a helmet the size of a cathedral bell in that case.
He does always wear a Hat "I wonder if it’s genetic? That usually skips a generation so his Grandfather’s Clock must have been impressive too. | |||
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"I can’t quite make out how big it is but he is having to hold it with two hands
Maybe Nero has teeny tiny hands….
I suppose that’s possible, but….. look at the size of that thing! Dear god!
I’m surprised he hasn’t lost consciousness trying to carry it round all day.
maybe he’s hiding a really big head???
I suppose that’s also possible. He must have a helmet the size of a cathedral bell in that case.
He does always wear a Hat
I wonder if it’s genetic? That usually skips a generation so his Grandfather’s Clock must have been impressive too."Probably too tall for its shelf? I'm assuming it stood 90yrs on the floor. | |||
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"Not as impressive as John Harrison's clock at Greenwich! Renowned for his woof!! · "Damn you man! Damn you! I meant wood! wood! not woof!
I challenge you to a duel at dawn!
A duel of ballbusting!! And care of your slight, I get to go first!
I nominate Glowupdoll as my second! She is well versed in ballbusting this week! | |||
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"Hopefully he has taken the precaution of winding it fully so its accurate " • My dear chap this whole thread has been a wind up, at my expense , and there's a hØ|e burning in my wallet as we speak.
Såff' is still getting bonked though. Fåçt. | |||
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"I can’t quite make out how big it is but he is having to hold it with two hands
Maybe Nero has teeny tiny hands….
I suppose that’s possible, but….. look at the size of that thing! Dear god!
I’m surprised he hasn’t lost consciousness trying to carry it round all day.
maybe he’s hiding a really big head???
I suppose that’s also possible. He must have a helmet the size of a cathedral bell in that case.
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"Not as impressive as John Harrison's clock at Greenwich! Renowned for his woof!! ·
Damn you man! Damn you!
I meant wood! wood! not woof!
I challenge you to a duel at dawn!
A duel of ballbusting!! And care of your slight, I get to go first!
I nominate Glowupdoll as my second! She is well versed in ballbusting this week!"• We shall have to wear white frilly shirts and Piccadills for our pistols at dawn at Hampstead Heath. | |||
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"Not as impressive as John Harrison's clock at Greenwich! Renowned for his woof!! ·
Damn you man! Damn you!
I meant wood! wood! not woof!
I challenge you to a duel at dawn!
A duel of ballbusting!! And care of your slight, I get to go first!
I nominate Glowupdoll as my second! She is well versed in ballbusting this week!
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We shall have to wear white frilly shirts and Piccadills for our pistols at dawn at Hampstead Heath."Its ballbusting! Not pistols!!
I have no experience of pistols! But I do get to go first!! I shall utilise my former rugby skills to recreate a 50 yard clearance from my own line! So sir! Legs akimbo, eyes open and brace yourself! | |||
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"Not as impressive as John Harrison's clock at Greenwich! Renowned for his woof!! ·
Damn you man! Damn you!
I meant wood! wood! not woof!
I challenge you to a duel at dawn!
A duel of ballbusting!! And care of your slight, I get to go first!
I nominate Glowupdoll as my second! She is well versed in ballbusting this week!
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We shall have to wear white frilly shirts and Piccadills for our pistols at dawn at Hampstead Heath."Damn! I have checked my wardrobe and unfortunately have no white frilly shirt or piccadills! I shall have to dress as a peasant from the french revolution! 1) Does that bar me from duels? 2) Hampstead Heath? Would my dress of choice make me 'fair game!' for the locals re: sexual shenanigans!! Yours Sincerely Quivering Nelson | |||
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"I can’t quite make out how big it is but he is having to hold it with two hands
Maybe Nero has teeny tiny hands….
I suppose that’s possible, but….. look at the size of that thing! Dear god!
I’m surprised he hasn’t lost consciousness trying to carry it round all day.
maybe he’s hiding a really big head???
I suppose that’s also possible. He must have a helmet the size of a cathedral bell in that case.
He does always wear a Hat
I wonder if it’s genetic? That usually skips a generation so his Grandfather’s Clock must have been impressive too.
Probably too tall for its shelf? I'm assuming it stood 90yrs on the floor. "That's likely, if it was bought on the morn of the day that he was born. | |||
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"Not as impressive as John Harrison's clock at Greenwich! Renowned for his woof!! ·
Damn you man! Damn you!
I meant wood! wood! not woof!
I challenge you to a duel at dawn!
A duel of ballbusting!! And care of your slight, I get to go first!
I nominate Glowupdoll as my second! She is well versed in ballbusting this week!
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We shall have to wear white frilly shirts and Piccadills for our pistols at dawn at Hampstead Heath.
Damn! I have checked my wardrobe and unfortunately have no white frilly shirt or piccadills! I shall have to dress as a peasant from the french revolution!
1) Does that bar me from duels?
2) Hampstead Heath? Would my dress of choice make me 'fair game!' for the locals re: sexual shenanigans!!
Yours Sincerely
Quivering Nelson "I can’t decide if you two are related or betrothed | |||
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"Not as impressive as John Harrison's clock at Greenwich! Renowned for his woof!! ·
Damn you man! Damn you!
I meant wood! wood! not woof!
I challenge you to a duel at dawn!
A duel of ballbusting!! And care of your slight, I get to go first!
I nominate Glowupdoll as my second! She is well versed in ballbusting this week!
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We shall have to wear white frilly shirts and Piccadills for our pistols at dawn at Hampstead Heath.
Damn! I have checked my wardrobe and unfortunately have no white frilly shirt or piccadills! I shall have to dress as a peasant from the french revolution!
1) Does that bar me from duels?
2) Hampstead Heath? Would my dress of choice make me 'fair game!' for the locals re: sexual shenanigans!!
Yours Sincerely
Quivering Nelson
I can’t decide if you two are related or betrothed "I am confused! I cannot remember whether I left Fab for a while or was spirited away to an island and placed in an iron mask...your comments do not help! Prepare yourself for the ducking stool! *-... Oh! Nearly forgot...there'll be a cup of tea and some nice shampoo and conditionerwhen the ducking is over! | |||
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"Not as impressive as John Harrison's clock at Greenwich! Renowned for his woof!! ·
Damn you man! Damn you!
I meant wood! wood! not woof!
"Wood of the finest Hickory, Dickory. And can someone catch that bloody mouse?! | |||
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"I used to visit the Royal Academy members club. It's very lovely. Make sure to visit the gardens too " Oyy, I used to be a patron you know!! I have taken tea in the garden and enjoyed the artists room on many occasions before an exclusive viewing at the summer exhibition. (Ok, technically a gentleman I used to Dominate was the patron, but I did visit a number of times. I can scrub up well and sound cultured) | |||
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