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Wanking in the toilets at work, yes or no?

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Wales

I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

The toilets at my work are rather grim... Don't want to go for a wee in them let alone anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank? "

This is one of those posts that would get ripped to shreads if the poster was a man.

Interested to see how it pans out

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By *optravelMan
19 weeks ago

Stocksbridge Sheffield

any str guys for some filthy chat? msg me

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By *igronnie89Man
19 weeks ago

near you


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank? "

ive had a few wanks at work, ive even managed a couple of cheeky shags there too

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"The toilets at my work are rather grim... Don't want to go for a wee in them let alone anything else "
same here prefer other places to wank in

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By *stwo60Couple
19 weeks ago

Hampshire


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

This is one of those posts that would get ripped to shreads if the poster was a man.

Interested to see how it pans out "

This……

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

No for me

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By *needabrewMan
19 weeks ago

the hills

Id have to be massively desperate to have a piss in ours nevermind a wank

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By *igronnie89Man
19 weeks ago

near you


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

This is one of those posts that would get ripped to shreads if the poster was a man.

Interested to see how it pans out "

we'll soon see

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By *igronnie89Man
19 weeks ago

near you

Cleaners must not be good at some of your lots places

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By *r AnalyticMan
19 weeks ago

Nuneaton

Not in the toilets however I do in the cabin as no one but uses it.

Done a few tribute wank videos too.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
19 weeks ago

North Angus

Nope, not in the cesspit we have here

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Cleaners must not be good at some of your lots places"
we don't have a cleaner unfortunately

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank? "

Oh, me too! The only hitch is I work from home. So I just have to clean my own door handles once I’ve satiated my urges.

Mrs TMN x

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By *rRiosMan
19 weeks ago

dublin


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

This is one of those posts that would get ripped to shreads if the poster was a man.

Interested to see how it pans out "

No that you’ve called it out the results will be corrupted but I think most know…

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By *heGateKeeperMan
19 weeks ago

Stratford

Where do you work

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By *igronnie89Man
19 weeks ago

near you


"Cleaners must not be good at some of your lots placeswe don't have a cleaner unfortunately "
ahhh, my old place was spotless, wouldnt wank now as im a builder so the toilets are horrific

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By *aughtyfun_121Man
19 weeks ago

Bradford

Nope, work toilets are pretty grim to say the least. Had a quickie in the ladies at work once but they were a world apart from the gents in terms of cleanliness lol.

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By *llabouttheboobsCouple
19 weeks ago

wakefield

It has been known many

Moons ago

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By *r John WickMan
19 weeks ago

The Continental


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

This is one of those posts that would get ripped to shreads if the poster was a man.

Interested to see how it pans out "

I have a feeling that this thread is linked to another one.

Twisted threadstarter…..

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By *ohnboy123888Man
19 weeks ago

chesterfield

Definitely yes

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
19 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank? "

Miss Bella!!

What a naughty woman you are. I thought you were sweetness and light!

Now I realise you’re a deviant with a dark mind

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By *iddlesticksMan
19 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Bella sit on me as you pee.

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By *he KakapoMan
19 weeks ago

A nice rock

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman
19 weeks ago

Travelling

Grim as fuck.

I hope you’re getting caught and reported.

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By *he KakapoMan
19 weeks ago

A nice rock


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

This is one of those posts that would get ripped to shreads if the poster was a man.

Interested to see how it pans out

I have a feeling that this thread is linked to another one.

Twisted threadstarter….."

I have withdrawn my pervious comment incase it is

God I really hope it other otherwise someone needs to have a word with the OP

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Grim as fuck.

I hope you’re getting caught and reported."

Have a look at the "Twisted Threadstarter" thread for some insight into the motivation for this thread (and probably a few other decidedly odd ones today). Get a large bag of salt, and take everything you read with a pinch of that...

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By *asterMeliodasMan
19 weeks ago

Newmill

Oh, I've wanked many a time at work. "Come play my game, I'll test ya" I said as I invited my coworkers to join.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Good to have a wank in the loo at work now and again. Even better if there’s a girl in the phone helping me out and I send her the pics of my cum

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman
19 weeks ago

Travelling


"Grim as fuck.

I hope you’re getting caught and reported.

Have a look at the "Twisted Threadstarter" thread for some insight into the motivation for this thread (and probably a few other decidedly odd ones today). Get a large bag of salt, and take everything you read with a pinch of that... "

If it’s some kind of joke of forum game it should be indicated somewhere. How people are supposed to react if they don’t know it’s a joke or whatever it is.

I commented on the topic of this thread and it still applies, joke or not.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Grim as fuck.

I hope you’re getting caught and reported.

Have a look at the "Twisted Threadstarter" thread for some insight into the motivation for this thread (and probably a few other decidedly odd ones today). Get a large bag of salt, and take everything you read with a pinch of that...

If it’s some kind of joke of forum game it should be indicated somewhere. How people are supposed to react if they don’t know it’s a joke or whatever it is.

I commented on the topic of this thread and it still applies, joke or not. "

Fair enough. I'm just offering context.

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Wales


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

Miss Bella!!

What a naughty woman you are. I thought you were sweetness and light!

Now I realise you’re a deviant with a dark mind "

Guilty as charged

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Wales

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Wales


"Grim as fuck.

I hope you’re getting caught and reported."

Not yet

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
19 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

Miss Bella!!

What a naughty woman you are. I thought you were sweetness and light!

Now I realise you’re a deviant with a dark mind

Guilty as charged "

Remind me never to use the toilet after you

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Wales


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

This is one of those posts that would get ripped to shreads if the poster was a man.

Interested to see how it pans out

I have a feeling that this thread is linked to another one.

Twisted threadstarter…..

I have withdrawn my pervious comment incase it is

"

That's a shame, are you into toilet wanking too then?

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

This is one of those posts that would get ripped to shreads if the poster was a man.

Interested to see how it pans out

I have a feeling that this thread is linked to another one.

Twisted threadstarter…..

I have withdrawn my pervious comment incase it is

That's a shame, are you into toilet wanking too then? "

Fancy wanking together?

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Wales


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

Miss Bella!!

What a naughty woman you are. I thought you were sweetness and light!

Now I realise you’re a deviant with a dark mind

Guilty as charged

Remind me never to use the toilet after you "

Not for you then?

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Wales


"

If it’s some kind of joke of forum game it should be indicated somewhere. How people are supposed to react if they don’t know it’s a joke or whatever it is.

I commented on the topic of this thread and it still applies, joke or not. "

You don't believe everything you read on the forum do you?

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By *he KakapoMan
19 weeks ago

A nice rock


"Good to have a wank in the loo at work now and again. Even better if there’s a girl in the phone helping me out and I send her the pics of my cum"

Man those people in call centers have a tough job

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

I believe everything everyone says in here

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By *iddlesticksMan
19 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I believe everything everyone says in here "

I’ve got an enormous penis.

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By *arkSovereignMan
19 weeks ago

Lancashire

Is this how you get your kicks Bella? At least if you’re going to do something like this, record it and send it to all of us

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Wales


"Is this how you get your kicks Bella? At least if you’re going to do something like this, record it and send it to all of us "

I'll upload a video tomorrow

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By *iddlesticksMan
19 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Are you taking the piss?

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By *otsossieMan
19 weeks ago

Chesterfield

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Is this how you get your kicks Bella? At least if you’re going to do something like this, record it and send it to all of us

I'll upload a video tomorrow "

Can’t wait

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By *r John WickMan
19 weeks ago

The Continental


"Are you taking the piss? "

That’s a whole other thread.

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By *arkSovereignMan
19 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Is this how you get your kicks Bella? At least if you’re going to do something like this, record it and send it to all of us

I'll upload a video tomorrow "

Make sure you post the knickers to my address afterwards of course

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By *rsteveMan
19 weeks ago

sheffield


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank? "

I wish I worked with you

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Now I know the reason for the mucosal biofilm around the sinks, and the lingering stench of Ammonia there.

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By *ggdrasil66Man
19 weeks ago

Saltdean

Nah, I wouldn’t knock one out at work. Even if I wanted to, someone would notice how long I was gone. As for toilets in general, gents usually stink of stale piss, not a turn on at all.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
19 weeks ago

Newmill


"Is this how you get your kicks Bella? At least if you’re going to do something like this, record it and send it to all of us

I'll upload a video tomorrow "

Well, time to become a site supporter

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By *oxy jWoman
19 weeks ago

somerset

not something i even think about in work if im honest and to be honest a bit grim is my personal view

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
19 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank? "

My riskiest?

Well, I wanked off in the cubicle next to you once.

God I had to stay quiet, and crept out once you'd gone.

Can still smell you on my Bic biro (was rubbing it over the seat wrong?) xx

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By *dmundwilsonMan
19 weeks ago

Llandudno


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank? "

You are obscene but…You ever want a voyeur… I’d love an eyeful.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
19 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

Miss Bella!!

What a naughty woman you are. I thought you were sweetness and light!

Now I realise you’re a deviant with a dark mind

Guilty as charged

Remind me never to use the toilet after you

Not for you then? "

I can think of better places to do that other than a stinky toilet

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Wales


"Are you taking the piss? "

I thought you were?

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By *rafter69Man
19 weeks ago

upminster


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank? "

Can you come to my work toilets

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By *oofy321Man
19 weeks ago

moon base zero

Go check out the big train sketch about wanking in the office

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

I was talking naughty to a lady and she wanted to watch me wank over face time. I was so horny I went into the toilets, locked the door and wanked cumming in the sink for her

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Go check out the big train sketch about wanking in the office "

Such a funny programme, early Simon pegg and Cathrine rate I believe ?

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By *8on33Man
19 weeks ago

winfrith


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank? "

really ?

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman
19 weeks ago

Travelling


"

If it’s some kind of joke of forum game it should be indicated somewhere. How people are supposed to react if they don’t know it’s a joke or whatever it is.

I commented on the topic of this thread and it still applies, joke or not.

You don't believe everything you read on the forum do you? "

I’m usually pretty chill about stuff but this threw me off the cliff a bit due to recent incident at work, eerily similar to the one in post.

My apologies for being a spoil sport.

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By *oofy321Man
19 weeks ago

moon base zero


"Go check out the big train sketch about wanking in the office

Such a funny programme, early Simon pegg and Cathrine rate I believe ?"

Most of spaced cast were in it

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By *exysoldier90Man
19 weeks ago

Midlands


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank? "

Love that! Would be so hot to walk in after you!

Sadly I work with all men so it's a bit of a sausage fest in the work toilets, not that you'd be complaining Bella

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
19 weeks ago

Leeds

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
19 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm out

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By *ayHaychMan
19 weeks ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

Depends on the toilets. One place I worked, the toilets were like a 5 star luxury hotel. Like something out of a film. Most places I’ve worked they’re clean but probably wouldn’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

This is one of those posts that would get ripped to shreads if the poster was a man.

Interested to see how it pans out

I have a feeling that this thread is linked to another one.

Twisted threadstarter….."

Ahhhh, OK, penny dropped. I thought someone from the swinger forum had posted on the lounge by accident. You know how that lot are

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"

If it’s some kind of joke of forum game it should be indicated somewhere. How people are supposed to react if they don’t know it’s a joke or whatever it is.

I commented on the topic of this thread and it still applies, joke or not.

You don't believe everything you read on the forum do you?

I’m usually pretty chill about stuff but this threw me off the cliff a bit due to recent incident at work, eerily similar to the one in post.

My apologies for being a spoil sport.

"

At my old place of work we had the Phantom Shitter, who would shit in a sink, on the floor in the disabled loo, on top of the toilet seat - in the end there was an incredibly strong email from one of the Directors telling them to phone the company help line (well, that was the polite form of the response).

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By *weetiepie99Woman
19 weeks ago

cardiff

I'm all over the place now with these twisted threads. Don't like!!

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
19 weeks ago

Leeds


"Grim as fuck.

I hope you’re getting caught and reported.

Have a look at the "Twisted Threadstarter" thread for some insight into the motivation for this thread (and probably a few other decidedly odd ones today). Get a large bag of salt, and take everything you read with a pinch of that...

If it’s some kind of joke of forum game it should be indicated somewhere. How people are supposed to react if they don’t know it’s a joke or whatever it is.

I commented on the topic of this thread and it still applies, joke or not. "

If everyone knew it was a joke thread you wouldn't get the honest responses though

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By *rispyDuckMan
19 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

This is one of those posts that would get ripped to shreads if the poster was a man.

Interested to see how it pans out "

My thoughts too

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By *aracarMan
19 weeks ago

waterford


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank? "

Couple red flags here ??

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By *iker45888Man
19 weeks ago

Burton on Trent

I work in people's houses. I could see that getting me in some trouble... lol

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By *equals3x8Man
19 weeks ago

Sheffield

Iny office and the toilets next to my office. The best wanks were behind the lecture theatres in the store rooms good view of cleavage

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By *onnyJohnMan
19 weeks ago

Doncaster

Toilets and showers where i work are very very clean.. not had a wank in the toilet, but had one in the shower.

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By *viatrixWoman
19 weeks ago

Redhill

I only did it once during a hypomanic episode (dark times!) and I don’t think I’d ever do it again. Work and personal/sex life very separate for me.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
19 weeks ago

Always on the move

I work from home when I'm not on the road, so I guess I wank at work a lot haha

I have known to divulge in the occasional office wank though. Especially if my work crush has THAT outfit on!

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By *avelovesfeetMan
19 weeks ago

Kettering

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By *igrating ladMan
19 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

Many times I’ve done this lol shhhhh. Usually strip line the camera up right and go on it. Can be very hot wanking as hearing the doors go and someone is watching on cam as I shoot a load all over the cubicle floor

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By *ugby 123Couple
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19 weeks ago

O o O oo

As an aside as the OP is for a dare....why are the mens toilets in peoples work so bad according to this thread? ( where is the green pukey thing when I need it ) and if they are so bad, why don't the men clean up after themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

How do I apply to work with you OP? Xx

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By *illy IdolMan
19 weeks ago

Midlands

Not for me thanks, but you enjoy yourself if that's your thing

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Wales


"I'm out "

Are you *sure* you can't be convinced?

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Wales


" Not for me thanks, but you enjoy yourself if that's your thing"

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By *ex HolesMan
19 weeks ago

Up North

I just love pissing on the ladies toilet seats

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By *ust want fun 888Man
19 weeks ago

nearby

Have done many times over the years

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By *mf123Man
19 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I used to live off the sound effects the good old days iv not had a work wank in years

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Yes countless times. Even managed sex. I know nit the most romantic of places. But when needs must

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By *viatrixWoman
19 weeks ago

Redhill


"I just love pissing on the ladies toilet seats "

I always thought that those ladies who hover over the seat strengthening their hamstrings were just exaggerating…

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
19 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

This thread is an IQ test...

A number of people have already failed it

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By *optravelMan
19 weeks ago

Stocksbridge Sheffield

anyone for chat? msg me

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By *aytime78Man
19 weeks ago

daventry

in a guards century box facing down the golden mile on duty when I was a squaddie

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By *eroLondonMan
19 weeks ago

Covent Garden

I suspect that this thread is related to the "I'm a threadstarter, twisted threadstarter." thread, and that this was your challenge, Bella. ...?

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By *ascaIMan
19 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

I don’t agree with that in the workplace.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
19 weeks ago

Newmill


"I suspect that this thread is related to the "I'm a threadstarter, twisted threadstarter." thread, and that this was your challenge, Bella. ...?"

I'm posting Prodigy lyrics in my responses to all the topics I think are part of it. :D

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By *weetiepie99Woman
19 weeks ago

cardiff


"I suspect that this thread is related to the "I'm a threadstarter, twisted threadstarter." thread, and that this was your challenge, Bella. ...?"

This is what I said above kind sir

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

19 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"As an aside as the OP is for a dare....why are the mens toilets in peoples work so bad according to this thread? ( where is the green pukey thing when I need it ) and if they are so bad, why don't the men clean up after themselves "

Here you go.

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By *istnbroke69Man
19 weeks ago

Cheshire / Shropshire


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank? "

can I use your toilet?

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By *hank you sirMan
19 weeks ago

colchester

Is that not a stackable offense?

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By *otts_TedMan
19 weeks ago

Nottingham


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank? "

That's hot Bella.

I definitely have my fair share of wanks in the toilet at work.

Always hot when I go just after one of my office hotties, wonder if they have been as deviant as you

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By *a LunaWoman
19 weeks ago

South Wales

I know some men do.

I recall a former male workmate informing us ladies in work during a gossip sesh, in quite a horrified way, that he’d just been to the toilet and in the cubicle he tried first somebody had spunked all up the door.

Our response? “Ewwwwwwwwwww”.

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Wales


"I suspect that this thread is related to the "I'm a threadstarter, twisted threadstarter." thread, and that this was your challenge, Bella. ...?"

It sure is, courtesy of Mr. Fiddles himself. I feel I've kept it up for long enough

But well done to all you risky wankers

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Wales


"This thread is an IQ test...

A number of people have already failed it "

I'm saying nothing

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By *iddlesticksMan
19 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I suspect that this thread is related to the "I'm a threadstarter, twisted threadstarter." thread, and that this was your challenge, Bella. ...?

It sure is, courtesy of Mr. Fiddles himself. I feel I've kept it up for long enough

But well done to all you risky wankers "

You’ve been quite the little toilet wanker you tinker.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
19 weeks ago

Reading

Eww

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"I just love pissing on the ladies toilet seats

I always thought that those ladies who hover over the seat strengthening their hamstrings were just exaggerating… "

The old squat and drop.

When I was in Peru (many, many years ago), the Quechua indians who came up to Lima had their first experience of 'western' toilets, and always squatted on the toilet seats. It was not great for the next person in!

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By *onnyJohnMan
19 weeks ago

Doncaster


"in a guards century box facing down the golden mile on duty when I was a squaddie "

To be fair mate, almost everyone's had a Sanger wank or two...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
19 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I work from home so a wank is fine and dandy

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By *onnyJohnMan
19 weeks ago

Doncaster


"in a guards century box facing down the golden mile on duty when I was a squaddie "

Please do not tell us you took the middle sausage out the tin of a ten man rat pack as well...

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By *nnCeeWoman
19 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Naaahhhh.... I'm such a trouble starter, I much prefer to sit at my desk and do so. The seat is much more comfy. And, you know, if someone else in the office fancies lending a hand they can!

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By *igrating ladMan
19 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

I may sneak off to mine in a bit. Who wants a to watch lol

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Wales


"Naaahhhh.... I'm such a trouble starter, I much prefer to sit at my desk and do so. The seat is much more comfy. And, you know, if someone else in the office fancies lending a hand they can! "

Can't argue with any of that

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By *asterMeliodasMan
19 weeks ago

Newmill


"Naaahhhh.... I'm such a trouble starter, I much prefer to sit at my desk and do so. The seat is much more comfy. And, you know, if someone else in the office fancies lending a hand they can! "

Twisted troublestarter?

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By *cLovin2Man
19 weeks ago

Reading

I once went to the loo in the office I was working at, I could hear a guy slapping the salami. Not right

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
19 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence


"Naaahhhh.... I'm such a trouble starter, I much prefer to sit at my desk and do so. The seat is much more comfy. And, you know, if someone else in the office fancies lending a hand they can!

Twisted troublestarter?"

Punking instigator

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By *eordieJeansCouple
19 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Wtf?

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By *929Man
19 weeks ago

newcastle

My toilet is a watering can so no haha

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By *adBodNWMan
19 weeks ago

lancashire


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank? "

I need your location so I can follow in the toilet after you

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By *aytime78Man
19 weeks ago

daventry


"in a guards century box facing down the golden mile on duty when I was a squaddie

To be fair mate, almost everyone's had a Sanger wank or two... "

yea but round the back of windsor castle in blues

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By *erfHerder74Man
19 weeks ago

Greenock

Similarly I always fondle my balls to get my scent before I shake hands

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By *ortySwitchMan
19 weeks ago

london


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank? "

IF a man had posted this, he would be torn to shreds. Feminists already go fucking mental over the pretence of men sneeking in to womens toilets and wanking, yet women get away with it.

The worst part though is your claim of covering the door handles with your cum. Its disgustingly un-hygenic.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work

wank? "

Love that naughty confession. I usually have a risky wank in my work van while I'm perving on fab

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By *illy IdolMan
19 weeks ago

Midlands


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

IF a man had posted this, he would be torn to shreds. Feminists already go fucking mental over the pretence of men sneeking in to womens toilets and wanking, yet women get away with it.

The worst part though is your claim of covering the door handles with your cum. Its disgustingly un-hygenic."

100% agree

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By *punk n gushCouple
19 weeks ago

Walmer, Deal


"Similarly I always fondle my balls to get my scent before I shake hands"

um blocked that's gross ??

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Wales


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

IF a man had posted this, he would be torn to shreds. Feminists already go fucking mental over the pretence of men sneeking in to womens toilets and wanking, yet women get away with it.

The worst part though is your claim of covering the door handles with your cum. Its disgustingly un-hygenic."

In all fairness, during lockdown I would spray hand sanitiser around the place before leaving. I'm not THAT inconsiderate

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By *ittlelad69Man
19 weeks ago

clay cross

Used to have regular wanks at work when on nights

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By *tsMattyHMan
19 weeks ago

Inverurie

You guys have toilets?!?!?!?!

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Wales


"

I did actually. Because toilet habits are my favourite part of the forum "

A woman after my own heart

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By *ittlebirdWoman
19 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"

I did actually. Because toilet habits are my favourite part of the forum

A woman after my own heart "

Mwah

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By *punk n gushCouple
19 weeks ago

Walmer, Deal

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By *punk n gushCouple
19 weeks ago

Walmer, Deal


"

I did actually. Because toilet habits are my favourite part of the forum

A woman after my own heart

Mwah

When I was young I wanked over the canteen girl at work in toilets Mr "

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By *ust another WonkoMan
19 weeks ago

here and there

She's been hacked

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By *wannafreakyouMan
19 weeks ago

london

Nah would rather wait till I get home

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By *r.Vice GuyMan
19 weeks ago

bristol/london


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank? "

You need jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Yeah done it before

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Wales


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

You need jesus"

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Wales


"She's been hacked "

Or has she?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

You need jesus"

What, to give her His guiding hand?

Mr TMN

PS This is the greatest thread ever.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
19 weeks ago

Essex


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

You need jesus"

That would be a risky wank!!!

You’d be crucified for that kind of behaviour.

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By *ou only live onceMan
19 weeks ago

London


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

You need jesus

What, to give her His guiding hand?

Mr TMN

PS This is the greatest thread ever. "

Would her squirt then become Holy Water?

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Wales


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

You need jesus

What, to give her His guiding hand?

Mr TMN

PS This is the greatest thread ever.

Would her squirt then become Holy Water?"

It's not squirt it's piss

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
19 weeks ago

Wales


"

You need jesus

What, to give her His guiding hand?

Mr TMN

PS This is the greatest thread ever. "

it's definitely been entertaining

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By *ou only live onceMan
19 weeks ago

London


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

You need jesus

What, to give her His guiding hand?

Mr TMN

PS This is the greatest thread ever.

Would her squirt then become Holy Water?

It's not squirt it's piss "

I didn't want to say, but...

(P.s. it's easier to get the cleaners to clean it, if they don't think it's piss! )

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By *r.Vice GuyMan
19 weeks ago

bristol/london


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

You need jesus

What, to give her His guiding hand?

Mr TMN

PS This is the greatest thread ever.

Would her squirt then become Holy Water?

It's not squirt it's piss "

Hahaha. The banter of the Welsh will always be top tier

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank?

You need jesus"

I thought you were a buddhist?

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

At work now any ladies want to help me get off on cam

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"At work now any ladies want to help me get off on cam"

Why don't you go to the toilet and follow the OP's lead?

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By *oung_hung24Man
19 weeks ago

norwich

I am so bad for going to the toilet for a wank, however if it was me saying I wank in the women’s toilet I’d get tased and put in a cell hahahah

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By *nnCeeWoman
19 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Naaahhhh.... I'm such a trouble starter, I much prefer to sit at my desk and do so. The seat is much more comfy. And, you know, if someone else in the office fancies lending a hand they can!

Twisted troublestarter?

Punking instigator "

Thank god I'm not fear addicted.

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By *r John WickMan
19 weeks ago

The Continental


"Naaahhhh.... I'm such a trouble starter, I much prefer to sit at my desk and do so. The seat is much more comfy. And, you know, if someone else in the office fancies lending a hand they can!

Twisted troublestarter?

Punking instigator

Thank god I'm not fear addicted."

Are you danger illustrated instead?

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By *nnCeeWoman
19 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Naaahhhh.... I'm such a trouble starter, I much prefer to sit at my desk and do so. The seat is much more comfy. And, you know, if someone else in the office fancies lending a hand they can!

Twisted troublestarter?

Punking instigator

Thank god I'm not fear addicted.

Are you danger illustrated instead? "

How did you guess?!

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By *ehindthecamMan
14 weeks ago

North by

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
14 weeks ago

Glasvegas/Kilmarnock

I work with a few wanks. Does that count?

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By *optravelMan
14 weeks ago

Stocksbridge Sheffield

anyone fancy some wank chat? msg me

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
14 weeks ago

Leeds

No, don’t talk daft. I’d at least have to let the gaffer watch, he’d be paying for it after all.

The mr

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By *ondontown77Man
14 weeks ago

london

I think I wank nearly every day in the work loo!

Also, wanked in my office, blinds down, post hours tho!

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

I did it a lot when younger but my last job was for a costruction company in Ireland and I had a portacabin in the grounds of the bosses home.

They also had a large warehouse with a toilet for my use but was also the laundry area.

One day they were all out and I could see the laundry basket with a few pairs of the wife's knickers on show.

I couldn't help but have one thenm

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By *igandy123Man
14 weeks ago

old trafford

Damm…any jobs going 🤣🤣

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By *gstarsMan
14 weeks ago

Keighley

Yeah have in various jobs. I'm now wanking from home.

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By *WB85Man
14 weeks ago

Staffordshire

God no.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Good to do when at work, being paid to wank. But once had a manager come in and ask me something while I'm in cubicle wanking, that was very off putting lol

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By *ondontown77Man
14 weeks ago

london

Having one now.

Being paid to wank feels great!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
14 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"I love a lady wank in the toilets at work. My biggest turn on is sneaking into the mens toilets and wanking myself off. I love to smear the seat and door handles with my cum soaked knickers.

What’s been your riskiest work wank? "

This is grim op.

Wanking in a toilet regardless is just

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

That's such a lovely thought

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

I often sit back to front on the loo, legs astride, phone on the back of loo tank watching porn as I wank...love it, stress anxiety relief...amongst the lads we say "cover us, off to milk myself', we are all pretty open bout it

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
14 weeks ago

.


"Grim as fuck.

I hope you’re getting caught and reported."

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
14 weeks ago

Wales

Oh for fucks sake. 🙄

It was a joke, it was part of the thread twister dare game thingy.

Can we all lighten the fuck up and stop messaging me abuse about how rank I am 😂

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By *aven.Woman
14 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"Oh for fucks sake. 🙄

It was a joke, it was part of the thread twister dare game thingy.

Can we all lighten the fuck up and stop messaging me abuse about how rank I am 😂"

Now now Miss Bella, own that wanking in the toilets. Do not be ashamed!

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By *avexxMan
14 weeks ago

cheshire

instant dismissal with me being a good union rep i would get down to a verbal miss bella

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
14 weeks ago

Wales


"Oh for fucks sake. 🙄

It was a joke, it was part of the thread twister dare game thingy.

Can we all lighten the fuck up and stop messaging me abuse about how rank I am 😂

Now now Miss Bella, own that wanking in the toilets. Do not be ashamed!"

shush I'm only telling the hot people

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By *avin77Man
14 weeks ago

camberley

Have done yeah ...

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By *iss.Bella. OP   Woman
14 weeks ago

Wales

Closed. Finally.

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