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Gérard Depardieu

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards

That nose of his, specifically.

What do you think of it?

I hadn't previously given it the attention that such a glorious honker deserves, but I suddenly have the urgent desire to experience it in my bumpussy.

I think it would make for stellar viewing on hot videos too.

Have any of you considered a proboscis probing?

Whose schnozzle appeals?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
28 weeks ago

Leeds

Pinochio

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Pinochio"

Would you make him lie, and lie, and lie again??

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By *ssex_tomMan
28 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Liked him in Cyrano de Berjerac.

Think it was set in the Channel Islands

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Roxane

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"That nose of his, specifically.

What do you think of it?

I hadn't previously given it the attention that such a glorious honker deserves, but I suddenly have the urgent desire to experience it in my bumpussy.

I think it would make for stellar viewing on hot videos too.

Have any of you considered a proboscis probing?

Whose schnozzle appeals?"

Ah, I may have mentioned Jean de Florette, what an unlikely sex god he was.

Then borne out in real out in real life - not a sex god but a sexual predator.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Liked him in Cyrano de Berjerac.

Think it was set in the Channel Islands"

For all of it.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Roxane "

Did she have to turn on the red light though Woody?

I've never really known... x

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards


"That nose of his, specifically.

What do you think of it?

I hadn't previously given it the attention that such a glorious honker deserves, but I suddenly have the urgent desire to experience it in my bumpussy.

I think it would make for stellar viewing on hot videos too.

Have any of you considered a proboscis probing?

Whose schnozzle appeals?

Ah, I may have mentioned Jean de Florette, what an unlikely sex god he was.

Then borne out in real out in real life - not a sex god but a sexual predator."

Agreed. There's no justification for that, even if blaming it on alcohol. Being a Man on The Sauces is never an excuse Phooey x

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"

Ah, I may have mentioned Jean de Florette, what an unlikely sex god he was.

Then borne out in real out in real life - not a sex god but a sexual predator.

Agreed. There's no justification for that, even if blaming it on alcohol. Being a Man on The Sauces is never an excuse Phooey x"

Red or brown?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards


"

Ah, I may have mentioned Jean de Florette, what an unlikely sex god he was.

Then borne out in real out in real life - not a sex god but a sexual predator.

Agreed. There's no justification for that, even if blaming it on alcohol. Being a Man on The Sauces is never an excuse Phooey x

Red or brown?"

Ah come on - Manon des Sources deserved at least a scintilla of applause before you red or browned me.

I spent ages on that!!!

Brown .

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By *ssex_tomMan
28 weeks ago

Chelmsford

He is a close friend of Mr Putin they say

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By *allySlinkyWoman
28 weeks ago

Leeds


"He is a close friend of Mr Putin they say "

Is Putin's nose big enough for you OP ?

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
28 weeks ago

Ryde

The "Thank Heavens For Little Girls" sequence in My Father The Hero is hilarious, but certain revelations about Depardieu make it a little uncomfortable these days.

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By *ssex_tomMan
28 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"He is a close friend of Mr Putin they say

Is Putin's nose big enough for you OP ?"

Tom is serious. They are pals

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards


"He is a close friend of Mr Putin they say

Is Putin's nose big enough for you OP ?"

I'd certainly exhale with delight at a Ra Ra Ras Putin proboscis .

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards


"The "Thank Heavens For Little Girls" sequence in My Father The Hero is hilarious, but certain revelations about Depardieu make it a little uncomfortable these days."

Agreed - let's keep this just to the big nose concept.

Unlike mine.

Mine is miniscule xx

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
28 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"The "Thank Heavens For Little Girls" sequence in My Father The Hero is hilarious, but certain revelations about Depardieu make it a little uncomfortable these days.

Agreed - let's keep this just to the big nose concept.

Unlike mine.

Mine is miniscule xx"

Get on my smut thread and I’ll tell you where to poke it

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By *ell GwynnWoman
28 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Adrien Brody has a mighty fine schnoz, OP. Have you considered his?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Adrien Brody has a mighty fine schnoz, OP. Have you considered his?"

I did a DSP with Adrien Brody and Liam Nesson once.

True story.

Adrien serenaded me with his Dalí "Rhinoceros" lines from Midnight in Paris and Liam did THAT LINE from Taken.

My bumpussy didn't stop quivering for a "hole weak" Nell xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"

Ah, I may have mentioned Jean de Florette, what an unlikely sex god he was.

Then borne out in real out in real life - not a sex god but a sexual predator.

Agreed. There's no justification for that, even if blaming it on alcohol. Being a Man on The Sauces is never an excuse Phooey x

Red or brown?

Ah come on - Manon des Sources deserved at least a scintilla of applause before you red or browned me.

I spent ages on that!!!

Brown ."

It was very good. Something went over my head!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards


"

Ah, I may have mentioned Jean de Florette, what an unlikely sex god he was.

Then borne out in real out in real life - not a sex god but a sexual predator.

Agreed. There's no justification for that, even if blaming it on alcohol. Being a Man on The Sauces is never an excuse Phooey x

Red or brown?

Ah come on - Manon des Sources deserved at least a scintilla of applause before you red or browned me.

I spent ages on that!!!

Brown .

It was very good. Something went over my head!"

Probably Gérard's schnozz .

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"He is a close friend of Mr Putin they say "

Are we not getting confused with Steven Seagal?

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By *ad NannaWoman
28 weeks ago

East London

I'd be happy for him to fuck me with it.

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By *a LunaWoman
28 weeks ago

South Wales

We have similar noses, so I’m biased in thinking his is awesome.

I always thought Michelle Pffeifer had a rather regal and elegant nose.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards


"We have similar noses, so I’m biased in thinking his is awesome.

I always thought Michelle Pffeifer had a rather regal and elegant nose."

She's got a bumpussy too.

Liam Neeson (thought I'd spell it right this time ) told me xxxx

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'd be happy for him to fuck me with it."

They don't call you Nanna Schnozz Klunge for nuffink, do they Nanna xxxx

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards


"He is a close friend of Mr Putin they say

Are we not getting confused with Steven Seagal?"

I didn't know Tom and Seagal were mates .

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By *ssex_tomMan
28 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"He is a close friend of Mr Putin they say

Are we not getting confused with Steven Seagal?"

Is Depardieu a good friend of Steven Segall ?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards


"He is a close friend of Mr Putin they say

Are we not getting confused with Steven Seagal?

Is Depardieu a good friend of Steven Segall ?"

According to Vladimir Rasputin, apparently so Tom.

You learn something new here every day.

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