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Oh my, Nell.
That’s one way to never want anything to do with an ex ever again. | |||
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"How do you know it was a one time thing? "Not helping, PD! | |||
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"How do you know it was a one time thing?
Not helping, PD! "I'm sorry, just makes you wonder though | |||
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"I won't say what he did to my lens solution..." Was this before or after he was sectioned? (*joke klaxon: not making light of mental health troubles*) | |||
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex? Anyone? No? Just me then." I don’t think so… but now you’ve mentioned it I did think something tasted off for a while | |||
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"How do you know it was a one time thing?
Not helping, PD!
I'm sorry, just makes you wonder though "I'm fairly sure it was a one-off. My sanity requires me to be certain of it. | |||
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"How do you know it was a one time thing?
Not helping, PD!
I'm sorry, just makes you wonder though
I'm fairly sure it was a one-off. My sanity requires me to be certain of it."Only what you know matters and the unknown is best left they way  | |||
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"The real question is, in which direction?" Most definitely the brush end. The discovery of unusually yellow lens solution made me suspicious and a sniff test was carried out prior to using it. | |||
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex? Anyone? No? Just me then." Goodness me, Wowsers… he didn’t fit anything else Up there did he? Fab universal measuring device…. ‘TV remote’? | |||
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They just said "You’re no good for me, I don't need nobody."
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"I can only dream of them being so devastated by my departure.
They just said "You’re no good for me, I don't need nobody."
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 (I’d accidentally taken it to my parents’ when I left). This from the man who weeks before had asked if I’d lend him 7k.
I went straight round to deliver the pillow back. | |||
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"I can only dream of them being so devastated by my departure.
They just said "You’re no good for me, I don't need nobody."
J"Don’t need no one, that’s no good for you. | |||
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"The real question is, in which direction? Most definitely the brush end. The discovery of unusually yellow lens solution made me suspicious and a sniff test was carried out prior to using it." Wow. Can’t say I’m aware of such a thing. My ex stole my passport three weeks before I was due to go to a wedding abroad - does that count?  | |||
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"No but he did ask if I was planning to return his pillow once we sold the house (I’d accidentally taken it to my parents’ when I left). This from the man who weeks before had asked if I’d lend him 7k.
I went straight round to deliver the pillow back. "That must have been one special pillow. | |||
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"The real question is, in which direction? Most definitely the brush end. The discovery of unusually yellow lens solution made me suspicious and a sniff test was carried out prior to using it. Wow. Can’t say I’m aware of such a thing. My ex stole my passport three weeks before I was due to go to a wedding abroad - does that count? "Yeah, that counts. | |||
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"No. I'm clearly not having enough of an effect on them. "Oh, Mellster I can tamper with your toothbrush if you want? | |||
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex? Anyone? No? Just me then." I know what I’m bringing you at the next social now. Poundstretcher have got them on sale at the moment. 2 for £1.50 
Are you ok waiting that long for a new one? | |||
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex? Anyone? No? Just me then. I know what I’m bringing you at the next social now. Poundstretcher have got them on sale at the moment. 2 for £1.50
Are you ok waiting that long for a new one?"Sure, I can wait until winter | |||
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"I've had my clothes st0len but that's about it. They normally don't stick around long enough to tamper with anything. I think. I hope." Don't think about it or you'll upset yourself. | |||
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"One shoved my hamster up his arse. Poor Hubert. RIP. Mrs TMN x" Russian or Syrian? | |||
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex? Anyone? No? Just me then." That's whole new level of pettiness... Break ups are already hard...why make it more difficult... | |||
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex? Anyone? No? Just me then." No, but I'm sure as hell glad I took my toothbrush with me during my last break up now | |||
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"One shagged my brother in revenge. Still I never liked my brother much anyway, so managed to get rid of two in one go. " Wtf dude! | |||
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"The real question is, in which direction? Most definitely the brush end. The discovery of unusually yellow lens solution made me suspicious and a sniff test was carried out prior to using it." You might wanna do a sniff test of everything in the home, don't know what else might be contaminated. I hope he was great in bed. It'd be a shame if this was for a lousy lover | |||
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex? Anyone? No? Just me then." Oh sweet lord of mercy
Hahahahaha
My ex wanted me to pay her compensation for being in a relationship with her that led to nowhere haha. Thank god we wen’t married that was crazy | |||
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"When me and my ex broke up, I wanked in her hair straightening serum before she collected her things from the flat" That’s the weirdest thing I have read on Fab today. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry | |||
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"One shagged my brother in revenge. Still I never liked my brother much anyway, so managed to get rid of two in one go. Wtf dude! "So this is what shocked you | |||
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"The real question is, in which direction? Most definitely the brush end. The discovery of unusually yellow lens solution made me suspicious and a sniff test was carried out prior to using it."  | |||
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"One shagged my brother in revenge. Still I never liked my brother much anyway, so managed to get rid of two in one go. Wtf dude! "What? It was the perfect excuse not to have to send him a Christmas card each year!
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"One shoved my hamster up his arse. Poor Hubert. RIP. Mrs TMN x" Wait, actually seriously for real? | |||
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"One shagged my brother in revenge. Still I never liked my brother much anyway, so managed to get rid of two in one go. Wtf dude!
What? It was the perfect excuse not to have to send him a Christmas card each year!
"Oh, I replied to the wrong post 
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"When me and my ex broke up, I wanked in her hair straightening serum before she collected her things from the flat" Wtf dude! | |||
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"One shagged my brother in revenge. Still I never liked my brother much anyway, so managed to get rid of two in one go. Wtf dude!
What? It was the perfect excuse not to have to send him a Christmas card each year!
Oh, I replied to the wrong post
Give me a sec...."As far as I know, no hamsters were hurt in my ex shagging my brother…. | |||
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"One shagged my brother in revenge. Still I never liked my brother much anyway, so managed to get rid of two in one go. Wtf dude!
What? It was the perfect excuse not to have to send him a Christmas card each year!
Oh, I replied to the wrong post
Give me a sec....
As far as I know, no hamsters were hurt in my ex shagging my brother…."At the same time, the possibility cannot be ruled out completely. | |||
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"One shagged my brother in revenge. Still I never liked my brother much anyway, so managed to get rid of two in one go. Wtf dude!
What? It was the perfect excuse not to have to send him a Christmas card each year!
Oh, I replied to the wrong post
Give me a sec....
As far as I know, no hamsters were hurt in my ex shagging my brother…." | |||
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"That's a red flag if ever there was one...
This ??"Which bit? The toothbrush up the bum or urine in lense solution? | |||
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"No. I'm clearly not having enough of an effect on them.
Oh, Mellster I can tamper with your toothbrush if you want? "Thank you Neil, I'll give it to you this weekend and won't call you a cradle snatcher any more.  | |||
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"No. I'm clearly not having enough of an effect on them.
Oh, Mellster I can tamper with your toothbrush if you want?
Thank you Neil, I'll give it to you this weekend and won't call you a cradle snatcher any more. "The holiday Hallmark romance movie that Fab really needed. | |||
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex? Anyone? No? Just me then." | |||
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"No not that i know of but maybe theres a good explination maybe he was sat on a pensioners face and got her dentures stuck up there so was just brushing em " ...I think you and I need to have a conversation about what counts as a good explanation. :P | |||
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"No not that i know of but maybe theres a good explination maybe he was sat on a pensioners face and got her dentures stuck up there so was just brushing em ...I think you and I need to have a conversation about what counts as a good explanation. :P" seems reasonable enough to me | |||
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"I'm not sure toothbrushes have ever been involved, but I swear my ex-husband stole a huge case of beautiful colouring pencils and some colouring books after I'd asked him to move out. I've never been able to find them, and it's the only thing I can think of. He seemed to think he bought them for me, but actually, I paid for them, he just wrapped them up. God knows if he took anything else that I've not noticed. He used to come round and let himself in and then ask me questions about why I'd done what I'd done. I finally asked him for the keys back! "The audacity! You don't fuck with art supplies. I need to sit down after that. | |||
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex? Anyone? No? Just me then." Do you know, that’s a new one on me, honestly I don’t think it’s ever happened to my toothbrush.. or not that I’m aware anyway! I’ve had some crazy ex’s stalk me though, one who lived nowhere near me followed me from home to the gym several times, slept in his car round the corner from my house & also turned up at my old work before I started, at 4am.. just sat waiting for me to turn up! | |||
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex? Anyone? No? Just me then." Holy moly
That shit actually happens ??
Moderate poor pun not intended | |||
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"That's a red flag if ever there was one...
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Which bit? The toothbrush up the bum or urine in lense solution?"The toothbrush. The lens solution/urine cocktail is more of a red eye. | |||
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"When me and my ex broke up, I wanked in her hair straightening serum before she collected her things from the flat Wtf dude! "She must of gone out and on dates with my spunk in her hair I thought it was hilarious | |||
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"It’s a shame when a breakup is in this sort of stage " ah the well known stage that therapists speak of with the acronym TUTA (the Toothbrush up The Arse stage) | |||
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"It’s a shame when a breakup is in this sort of stage ah the well known stage that therapists speak of with the acronym TUTA (the Toothbrush up The Arse stage) "It’s well documented in the DSM5 | |||
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"Cut up all my underwear Smashed my Lego - this one hurt! " Be careful where you tread | |||
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"Cut up all my underwear Smashed my Lego - this one hurt! " LEGO!!!? OOOOOO I hope u keyed his car on "accident" | |||
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex? Anyone? No? Just me then." guess you never used that toothbrush again? | |||
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"Cut up all my underwear Smashed my Lego - this one hurt! " At least you get to build it again which is the fun part! Exception being the Death Star that was a twat to build | |||
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex? Anyone? No? Just me then." No. Thankfully nothing dramatic or shocking. I've always been able to walk away without drama or carnage. Funny how people can surprise you when you think you know them Op? | |||
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"Cut up all my underwear" What the actual fuck? That’s just odd. | |||
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex? Anyone? No? Just me then." Get over it l, get under it | |||
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex? Anyone? No? Just me then." Uuugh...brother uugh, what's that?...what's that brother? | |||
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex? Anyone? No? Just me then." Did he brush his teeth with it though in protest | |||
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex? Anyone? No? Just me then." ------------------------------------ How did you find out?! | |||
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"One shoved my hamster up his arse. Poor Hubert. RIP. Mrs TMN x Russian or Syrian? " Dead, I think. | |||
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"One called the police and reported my car as st*len The awful thing is that she was the one that cheated, gaslighting me and made me homeless " Sorry to hear the Tea Monkey, signs of a narcissistic personality. They are never to blame, always the victim and want revenge for any slight especially if you end it with them!! I can relate is all i can say. | |||
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"Cut up all my underwear Smashed my Lego - this one hurt! " What had you built with the Lego? It's never right to touch someone else's Lego. | |||
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"One called the police and reported my car as st*len The awful thing is that she was the one that cheated, gaslighting me and made me homeless "
Break ups are often messy.
I generally find it best to avoid talking about them and exes these days.
Particularly when they involve other Fab members. Each will have their own take on the situation and people are prone to taking sides and expressing opinions based on what they've heard from one or the other, which may have varying degrees of accuracy.
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex? Anyone? No? Just me then." Electric or manual | |||
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