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Good folks: Do you chew it down in a manner not entirely unlike like a ravenous beast or else suck it sensuously and savour that velvety melting goodness?

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Melting goodness at least I try to savour the moment, it doesn't always work out that way.

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By *he love catsCouple
11 weeks ago

South Wales

Both to be honest.

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By *onkoMan
11 weeks ago

here and there

I use a mould to make a chocolate replica of my cock then. Lick and suck it till it disappears

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
11 weeks ago

St Leonards

Gotta be a lick, a suck, then bite the life out of that thing, chew, chew, swallow.

Then that "hawk, no tuah" to bring that thick choccy-gob mix back up, a satisfying roll on the tongue to extract the last bits of flavour, a final swallow, and then find someone to snog.

Job done Sensual

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

The first bite of a Marathon bar (Snickers to those born after 1990) is bliss, and may take a while before I take a second bite

However, a Cadbury's Wholenut milk chocolate bar is devoured instantly and is heavenly

Now as far as Hershey's Kisses go, you may as well flush them straight down the loo as they taste like puke

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
11 weeks ago

Leeds

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
11 weeks ago

Leeds

I’m a fat cunt, I just shovel that shit in.

The mr

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By *arkSovereignMan
11 weeks ago

Lancashire

It depends on the chocolate. Creme eggs and Lindt? They deserve to be sucked of course. Maltesers and minstrels? Nom nom nom

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By *r John WickMan
11 weeks ago

The Continental

There’s a place for both.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
11 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I make a generous pile of unwrapped galaxy bars on an easy-to-clean floor surface, then get a hot guy to strip naked and roll around on them until his body heat melts the chocolatey amazingness, then I lick and suck it off him.

This happens most Thursdays.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"I make a generous pile of unwrapped galaxy bars on an easy-to-clean floor surface, then get a hot guy to strip naked and roll around on them until his body heat melts the chocolatey amazingness, then I lick and suck it off him.

This happens most Thursdays. "

And on Friday you return the favour, but the hot guy pours a chocolate Fondue over you

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By *ell GwynnWoman
11 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

This happens most Thursdays.

And on Friday you return the favour, but the hot guy pours a chocolate Fondue over you

Eeeewww no!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I melt it slowly inside my hot cunt and offer it to others who then snowball it back into my mouth.

The only way I eat chocolate.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
11 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"I melt it slowly inside my hot cunt and offer it to others who then snowball it back into my mouth.

The only way I eat chocolate. "

But only on Saturday, right? Saturday is cunt day.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
11 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I fill my mouth as quickly as possible and swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"I melt it slowly inside my hot cunt and offer it to others who then snowball it back into my mouth.

The only way I eat chocolate.

But only on Saturday, right? Saturday is cunt day."

Yes, Saturdays only. At exactly 3 o’clock. Not a second late.

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By *illy IdolMan
11 weeks ago

Midlands

"Gotta be a lick, a suck, then bite the life out of that thing, chew, chew, swallow.

Then that "hawk, no tuah" to bring that thick choccy-gob mix back up, a satisfying roll on the tongue to extract the last bits of flavour, a final swallow, and then find someone to snog.

Job done Sensual

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By *a LunaWoman
11 weeks ago

South

Depends if my kids are around. If I want a quiet life I hoover it up asap!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Herts

I’ve learned to slow down and take the wrapper off first. Tastes nicer tbf.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Like Charlie Bucket after he found the 50p

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
11 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Great responses my fine peeps

The reason I asked this question is that I recently started sucking (chocolate I mean - Oo er!).

It is rather nice although not as instantly gratifying I find, as gobbling it down like an ogre.

In Freudian terms this gormandising would surely be indicative of satiating my Id…

Ahhhh….bugger it - I’m returning to glorious greed!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Bit of column A, bit of column B. If it’s solid then I like to give it a good suck (oooh-er) but if it’s got a filling then I’ll generally chew. The exception being maltesers which I cannot chew because the texture gives me gammy teeth. They have to be sucked (two at a time I might add) until they dissolve.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
11 weeks ago

St Leonards

Sometimes, I like to open my bumpussy, sit on a mountain of chocolate, and let my bum-teeth feverishly gnash their way through.

Always whilst Hot Chocolate's "You Sexy Thing" is playing, of course.

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By *midnight-Woman
11 weeks ago

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One square at a time, savouring it as it melts in my mouth and on my fingers so i have to lick them one at a time

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
11 weeks ago

In a town full of colours

I always suck chocolate, to savour the taste

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By *eralt80Man
11 weeks ago

cork

Like a seagull eating a fish, down in one go

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By *WB85Man
11 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I have to be honest....when it comes to chocolate, I'm an absolute pig.

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By *ustful_LionessWoman
11 weeks ago

Heaven-sent

Not a huge chocolate fan but when in the mood I savour the flavour sensually x

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
11 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Sometimes, I like to open my bumpussy, sit on a mountain of chocolate, and let my bum-teeth feverishly gnash their way through.

Always whilst Hot Chocolate's "You Sexy Thing" is playing, of course."

Anus Dentata; I have heard quietly whispered legends of this majestic phenomenon

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
11 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Sometimes, I like to open my bumpussy, sit on a mountain of chocolate, and let my bum-teeth feverishly gnash their way through.

Always whilst Hot Chocolate's "You Sexy Thing" is playing, of course.

Anus Dentata; I have heard quietly whispered legends of this majestic phenomenon

Why oh why am I so utterly unsurprised at your knowledge here?

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By *oeBeansMan
11 weeks ago

Derby

Depends on the chocolate. A nice smooth one, I'll let melt and linger on the tongue. For chocolate buttons out the fridge, I'm chomping on those bad boys

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West

"Depends on the chocolate. A nice smooth one, I'll let melt and linger on the tongue. For chocolate buttons out the fridge, I'm chomping on those bad boys

Same Joe. Same.

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By *ykmwyldTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Belpre

A bit of both but I love dark chocolate the best ; )

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By *oeBeansMan
11 weeks ago

Derby

This actually reminds me of the coffee flavoured vegan chocolate I bought. Perfect for letting it melt in your mouth *drool*

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By *ou only live onceMan
11 weeks ago

London

Chow down. I'm impatient like that.

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By *verageSausageMan
11 weeks ago

Flintshire

"Good folks: Do you chew it down in a manner not entirely unlike like a ravenous beast or else suck it sensuously and savour that velvety melting goodness?

If it's Galaxy, then I sensuously savour the velvety melting goodness.

If it's Cadbury's then I drink a whole glass and a half of milk.

If it's the cheap, unbranded choccy bar from the local German supermarket, then I put the pennies which I've saved into a pot. I've almost saved enough for a free Freddo.

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By *oadsafun1960Man
11 weeks ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

It depends on my mood, sometimes just allowing a Galaxy or Cadbury Dairy Milk to slowly melt chunk by chunk. Or crunching through a Yorkie bar if I need a quick chocolate fix. I also miss Caramac since they discontinued it, (still got a secret stash though

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By *onnyJohnMan
11 weeks ago

Doncaster

"It depends on my mood, sometimes just allowing a Galaxy or Cadbury Dairy Milk to slowly melt chunk by chunk. Or crunching through a Yorkie bar if I need a quick chocolate fix. I also miss Caramac since they discontinued it, (still got a secret stash though

Caramac isn't chocolate... Strange but true, and i also miss it.

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By *onnyJohnMan
11 weeks ago

Doncaster

Firstly, it needs to be frozen, then chomp the F out of it, exception to that is cream egg, freezing sends the cream bit a bit funny, so fridge only for the cream egg, exception to the chomping are malteasers, still frozen but suck until they dissolve.

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