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By *asycouple1971 OP Couple
19 weeks ago

midlands

Horse Fly bites are the worse fucking thing.

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By *he love catsCouple
19 weeks ago

South Wales

Yes no doubt spoilt a holiday for me once, got bitten on the ankle the bottom of my leg got swollen up and I could hardly walk, it then continued to itch for weeks afterwards.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
19 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Some of them buggers are maahoosive.

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By *r John WickMan
19 weeks ago

The Continental

They’re cunts of the insect world!

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By *asycouple1971 OP Couple
19 weeks ago

midlands

"They’re cunts of the insect world! "

Yep.

Unless you have biten by one you won't know the pain and the discomfort it causes.

Cost me £20 so far in meds.

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By *ssex_tomMan
19 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Why are they called horse flies?

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By *he love catsCouple
19 weeks ago

South Wales

"Why are they called horse flies?"

Because they are found around horse's usually.

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By *asycouple1971 OP Couple
19 weeks ago

midlands

"Why are they called horse flies?

Because they are found around horse's usually."

Should call them Devil Flies.

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By *4bimMan
19 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

all i can say Op is you must be fairly tasty.

any chance of a bite too?

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By *iddlesticksMan
19 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

One bit me, I swear it used a knife and fork.

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By *ripfillMan
19 weeks ago

havant

Just the worst …. Bloody things

If your out in the country crush the leaves of Rib wort

And rub on the infected area rib wort is excellent for a natural antihistamine better than dockleaves by miles !

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Farnborough

They are buggers … and you feel them bite … but it’s tooooo late by then!

I always react badly and it always swells up and goes red. I find a topical antihistamine always helps.

R xx

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By *night in armourMan
19 weeks ago

stafford

Tropical jungle spray is good before you go for a walk etc

I got bit on the leg once it sucked back of my leg thought I was sweating as hot but was blood down my leg

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By *icolerobbieCouple
19 weeks ago

walsall

"Why are they called horse flies?"

Pegasus? Or is it cos they’re evil buggering winged bastards.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"Horse Fly bites are the worse fucking thing.

Fucking cleggs!! Evil little fuckers (Scots for horse flys)

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By *ools and the brainCouple
19 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Why are they called horse flies?"

Coz they iz so big like a orse cud ride one like,no wot I mean innit!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
19 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Horse Fly bites are the worse fucking thing.

Yes they are bloody bastards and I usually end up on antibiotics if bit.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
19 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
19 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’m on my third horsefly bite within a month. Got me last night and my arm’s swollen up like a burning hot red balloon already. I have to wait 48 hours before the pharmacist will give me antibiotics for it.

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By *aughty by nature 76Man
19 weeks ago

Walsall & Reading

F me I had a horse fly bite I still remember the pain and heat that was coming off my wrist. It got to a point that I couldn’t bend my wrist and it was so swollen

The itching and heat did me in

I had to be on antibiotics for it to stop. I get afraid of wearing t shirts and keep my arms fully covered

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By *ools and the brainCouple
19 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Just avoid flying horses

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By *a LunaWoman
19 weeks ago

South Wales

Don’t get me started! They are the bane of my life.

I seem to attract them. One Summer I had 6 bites all over me and I looked like an extra from a Hammer Horror film.

Lemon body spray from Lush saved the day (and my legs).

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By *agatoXXXMan
19 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I got bitten on the back of my hand on a photo walk a couple of years back, and by they time I got to my car, my hand was so swollen, I could barely change gear when driving home. F*cking agony.

The bastards should stick to horses.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
19 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"Don’t get me started! They are the bane of my life.

I seem to attract them. One Summer I had 6 bites all over me and I looked like an extra from a Hammer Horror film.

Lemon body spray from Lush saved the day (and my legs)."

Obviously you are just to tasty for your own good, either that or just an easy target

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By *unflirty 22Couple
19 weeks ago

Dudley

I'm allergic to them. Had 4 hospital visits with them over the last couple of years. L.

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By *asycouple1971 OP Couple
19 weeks ago

midlands

I thought I was the only unlucky bastard with these fuckers.

Arm is now only starting to feel normal, the bite on the hand is the worst, swollen hand, could barely bend my fingers and burning red hot.

Fucking hell flies

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By *ust another WonkoMan
19 weeks ago

here and there

I call your horse fly and raise you the highland midge!

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By *amsam101Man
19 weeks ago

poulton

I work on a golf course, it’s full of the fuckers!

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By *astcoast2000Man
19 weeks ago

Newcastle County Down

"Horse Fly bites are the worse fucking thing.

Fucking cleggs!! Evil little fuckers (Scots for horse flys)

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That's what we call them evil feckers they are

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