FabSwingers.com forum: Nose size

By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

Did you know there’s a correlation between nose size and penis size. The larger the nose the larger the erect penis size….

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Oh shit I have a big one

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By *urry BlokeMan
over a year ago

Trust me... there are big nosed guys with smaller dicks and small nosed guys with bigger ones

Also, I want to know who carried out this study - and how

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

The larger the nose the more likely I am to think about perching on it but that's about the only correlation.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Think I'll change my username to Cyrano

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've never banged my nose on anything whilst in glam mode

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

shit i have little button nose..

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

who carried out this research ?

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

Pinnochio did this research.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

Google it, lots of articles on it

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/37305632/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call bullshit. I’ve got a proper beak and I’m hung like a hamster.

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By *arkSovereignMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

I have a big nose and I can confirm that this theory is totally true! (Not)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So Pinocchio isn't fallacy and people with big noses are indeed liars?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The two honourable gents above excluded (of course).

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Barnsley (Work)

"So Pinocchio isn't fallacy and people with big noses are indeed liars?"

No, they’re just growers and not showers!

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By *arkSovereignMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

"The two honourable gents above excluded (of course)."

You’ve made us sound like bloody politicians!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

My nose is huuuuuggge; my dick is...not.

God really screwed me over. Bastard. She did make me devastatingly handsome though, so swings and roundabouts.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

What's the ratio then?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Are we talking width or length?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy with the biggest penis I've ever been with (flippin' huge, it wouldn't fit) had a little button nose. I'll tell him to read the articles and stop being so damn contradictory.

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By *beyMan
over a year ago

Redworth

Laughing

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"The larger the nose the more likely I am to think about perching on it but that's about the only correlation. "

Big nosed guy here

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By *d mirerMan
over a year ago

lost

So errrrrr

Say one was to have a nose job to extend one’s beak , would the doodah follow suit naturally?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I thought it was ya honker and ya helmet

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"So errrrrr

Say one was to have a nose job to extend one’s beak , would the doodah follow suit naturally? "

Haha let us know the results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laughed out loud...funny f*****

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By *d mirerMan
over a year ago

lost

"So errrrrr

Say one was to have a nose job to extend one’s beak , would the doodah follow suit naturally?

Haha let us know the results "

I could do with a bigger nose

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"The larger the nose the more likely I am to think about perching on it but that's about the only correlation.

Big nosed guy here

Oh, so you don't prove the theory either!

(Only kidding, Phil. Only kidding)

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"The larger the nose the more likely I am to think about perching on it but that's about the only correlation.

Big nosed guy here

Oh, so you don't prove the theory either!

(Only kidding, Phil. Only kidding)"

Doh! Wrong emoji!

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

Hahaha

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

honeysuckle lane

"Did you know there’s a correlation between nose size and penis size. The larger the nose the larger the erect penis size…."

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

Apart from Pinocchio.

He lied about the size of his.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Did you know there’s a correlation between nose size and penis size. The larger the nose the larger the erect penis size….

It’s true lol

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
over a year ago

St Neots

Gareth Southgates got the nose and is packing a big meaty fucker for sure. Legend!

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Gareth Southgates got the nose and is packing a big meaty fucker for sure. Legend! "

Does he have a big todger?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Aren't noses one of those things that just keep quietly growing throughout your life?

I wasn't aware that penii continued to get bigger with age after the normal point.

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By *he KakapoMan
over a year ago

A nice rock

I've a giant nose and and tiny cock.

Which sucks cause the nose makes oral really difficult and the cock makes sex difficult

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I've a giant nose and and tiny cock.

Which sucks cause the nose makes oral really difficult and the cock makes sex difficult "

Can’t you just fuck a woman with your nose? Lol

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By *he KakapoMan
over a year ago

A nice rock

"I've a giant nose and and tiny cock.

Which sucks cause the nose makes oral really difficult and the cock makes sex difficult

Can’t you just fuck a woman with your nose? Lol"

I don't have gills unfortunately

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I've a giant nose and and tiny cock.

Which sucks cause the nose makes oral really difficult and the cock makes sex difficult

Can’t you just fuck a woman with your nose? Lol

I don't have gills unfortunately "

Some things are more important than oxygen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really wish this was true...

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I've a giant nose and and tiny cock.

Which sucks cause the nose makes oral really difficult and the cock makes sex difficult

Can’t you just fuck a woman with your nose? Lol

I don't have gills unfortunately "

After all those years of giving oral I’ve learnt to breath through my ears haha

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

The larger the nose the higher the probability they can smoke a cigar in the shower without getting it wet

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"The larger the nose the higher the probability they can smoke a cigar in the shower without getting it wet

Ever thought of having a comedy night?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The larger the nose the higher the probability they can smoke a cigar in the shower without getting it wet

Ever thought of having a comedy night?

I have one every night darling

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"The larger the nose the higher the probability they can smoke a cigar in the shower without getting it wet

Ever thought of having a comedy night?

I have one every night darling

Choice of men?

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By *asterMeliodasMan
over a year ago

Newmill

"I've a giant nose and and tiny cock.

Which sucks cause the nose makes oral really difficult and the cock makes sex difficult

Can’t you just fuck a woman with your nose? Lol

I don't have gills unfortunately

After all those years of giving oral I’ve learnt to breath through my ears haha"

Kevin Bloody Wilson wrote a song about this.

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

My cock must be girthy then

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"My cock must be girthy then

Maybe you have a large strap on? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know there’s a correlation between nose size and penis size. The larger the nose the larger the erect penis size…."

That's just silly!

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I've a giant nose and and tiny cock.

Which sucks cause the nose makes oral really difficult and the cock makes sex difficult

Can’t you just fuck a woman with your nose? Lol

I don't have gills unfortunately

After all those years of giving oral I’ve learnt to breath through my ears haha

Kevin Bloody Wilson wrote a song about this."

Haven’t heard his name for 20 years lol

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

"Did you know there’s a correlation between nose size and penis size. The larger the nose the larger the erect penis size…."

My equipment disagrees with your claim. Large snoz, adequate boaby.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Did you know there’s a correlation between nose size and penis size. The larger the nose the larger the erect penis size….

My equipment disagrees with your claim. Large snoz, adequate boaby."

Not my claim, scientific research lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, in women, is there also a "correlation" between nose size and erect clitoris size? What about flap length?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, in women, is there also a "correlation" between nose size and erect clitoris size? What about flap length?"

Give us your measurements and we'll see. For science.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, in women, is there also a "correlation" between nose size and erect clitoris size? What about flap length?

Give us your measurements and we'll see. For science."

Sure, but we need at least 20 willing participants to make sure this "science experiment" stands up to review. Get recruiting, Lib!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, in women, is there also a "correlation" between nose size and erect clitoris size? What about flap length?

Give us your measurements and we'll see. For science.

Sure, but we need at least 20 willing participants to make sure this "science experiment" stands up to review. Get recruiting, Lib!"

Dr Lib reporting for duty.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

Hahahahahababa

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

I’ve just seen a perfect example haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I call bullshit. I’ve got a proper beak and I’m hung like a hamster."

This is were one must master the iron penis technique, daniel san. Thread the needle and fuck like a sewing machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've a giant nose and and tiny cock.

Which sucks cause the nose makes oral really difficult and the cock makes sex difficult

Can’t you just fuck a woman with your nose? Lol

I don't have gills unfortunately

Some things are more important than oxygen

No lies told! In the words of Ivan Drago "if he dies, he dies!"

If death by snoo snoo isn't a sure fire way into the halls of valhalla, then I don't want in.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Did you know there’s a correlation between nose size and penis size. The larger the nose the larger the erect penis size…."

This has to be nonsense. Just like your ears, your nose continues to grow as you get older and older. Your penis doesn’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know there’s a correlation between nose size and penis size. The larger the nose the larger the erect penis size….

This has to be nonsense. Just like your ears, your nose continues to grow as you get older and older. Your penis doesn’t."

Why destroying dreams out here, bromeo?

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Did you know there’s a correlation between nose size and penis size. The larger the nose the larger the erect penis size….

This has to be nonsense. Just like your ears, your nose continues to grow as you get older and older. Your penis doesn’t."

Nope it’s real lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know there’s a correlation between nose size and penis size. The larger the nose the larger the erect penis size…."

Girth maybe....definitely not length

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