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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

There seems to be a lot of ball talk today, but what's your favourite ball?

I'm going with a stuffing ball, and don't come at me with your cranberries and shit. Just basic sage and onion.

Yours?

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
11 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Cheesy meatballs!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

I’m gonna go with tennis balls. Not because I like tennis. Because the way a dog catches a tennis ball is one of the most satisfying things on Earth.

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By *ayRyuMan
11 weeks ago

Harrogate

Swedish meatballs mmmmm

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Uh.

Probably actual balls. Like testes. I get proper distracted by the lava lamp thing they do in the bath, or when you blow the hairdryer near them, or just after they've cum. And they produce most of my protein consumption. And the reaction if you blow a raspberry on them while the owner is still in that oversensitive post orgasm state is fucking hilarious.

But stuffing balls are a good food based ball. Definitely without fruit and faff.

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By *hilloutMan
11 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Mozzarella balls!

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By *Wnewbies 40Couple
11 weeks ago

Morecambe

My husbands

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By *heBigLibowskiMan
11 weeks ago

Hampshire

Maltesers.

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By *ayRyuMan
11 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Uh.

But stuffing balls are a good food based ball. Definitely without fruit and faff."

The hairdryer bit did make me wonder!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
11 weeks ago

Wirral.

Italian meatballs!

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By *newfuncoupleCouple
11 weeks ago

Tunbridge wells

I quite like the one they're using in the Euro's

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Fur balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"Cheesy meatballs! "

A meatball with cheese in them, huh, I've never had these.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"I’m gonna go with tennis balls. Not because I like tennis. Because the way a dog catches a tennis ball is one of the most satisfying things on Earth."

Ah you little cutie.

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Gulab Jamun

Mochi

Lindt balls

The ball at the end of a screwball

Gobstoppers my gran used to buy them as a kid. I don't know why, but she seemed so happy with herself when she gave me one. There you go that'll keep you quiet for a while, she'd say.

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By *arkSovereignMan
11 weeks ago

Lancashire

"Uh.

But stuffing balls are a good food based ball. Definitely without fruit and faff."

Blowing a raspberry post orgasm is so mean

(But kinda feels good)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"Swedish meatballs mmmmm

From IKEA! Yes!!!

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By *heBigLibowskiMan
11 weeks ago

Hampshire

This has reminded me how long it's been since I had a scotch egg.

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By *tYourPleasure_80Man
11 weeks ago

Newcastle

Scotch egg!

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By *arkSovereignMan
11 weeks ago

Lancashire

Meatball marinara from subway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"Uh.

But stuffing balls are a good food based ball. Definitely without fruit and faff."

Ok, how do you get to the situation of blowing a hairdryer on them!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"Mozzarella balls!

I love cheese, not a big mozzarella fan though I'm afraid.

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By *ayRyuMan
11 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Uh.

But stuffing balls are a good food based ball. Definitely without fruit and faff.

Ok, how do you get to the situation of blowing a hairdryer on them!?!

I'm still waiting for that response

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By *ad NannaWoman
11 weeks ago

East London

Christmas baubles.

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By *hilloutMan
11 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Mozzarella balls!

I love cheese, not a big mozzarella fan though I'm afraid. "

No one's perfect!

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
11 weeks ago

Hell

The cheesy footballs you used to get at Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"My husbands

I still think I'd rather a stuffing ball

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Salt fish and Ackee with fried dumplings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"Maltesers.

Do you suck all the chocolate off first?

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By *ad NannaWoman
11 weeks ago

East London

"I’m gonna go with tennis balls. Not because I like tennis. Because the way a dog catches a tennis ball is one of the most satisfying things on Earth."

Tennis balls were my ball of choice as a child.

We used to put one in a long sock and play a game up the wall with them. It's a difficult game to describe but you stood with your back to the wall, swung the sock to hit the wall, whilst moving your legs around.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
11 weeks ago

Wirral.

"I’m gonna go with tennis balls. Not because I like tennis. Because the way a dog catches a tennis ball is one of the most satisfying things on Earth.

Tennis balls were my ball of choice as a child.

Me too! Loved it x

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By *asterMeliodasMan
11 weeks ago

Near Keith

Sweet and sour chicken balls. My local Chinese makes them so good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"I’m gonna go with tennis balls. Not because I like tennis. Because the way a dog catches a tennis ball is one of the most satisfying things on Earth.

Tennis balls were my ball of choice as a child.

I think we're gonna need a video

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"Mozzarella balls!

I love cheese, not a big mozzarella fan though I'm afraid.

No one's perfect!

And you were so close!

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By *heBigLibowskiMan
11 weeks ago

Hampshire

"Maltesers.

Do you suck all the chocolate off first?

I like putting way too many in my mouth and then chewing on the glorious, gooey mess.

I also get to feel every filling in my mouth screaming in pain.

Such an experience.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"This has reminded me how long it's been since I had a scotch egg."

Oh I love a scotch egg! It's a meal in itself.

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By *hilloutMan
11 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Mozzarella balls!

I love cheese, not a big mozzarella fan though I'm afraid.

No one's perfect!

And you were so close!"

Darn. Back to the drawing board

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By *affron40Woman
11 weeks ago

manchester

Balls of icecream

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By *ayRyuMan
11 weeks ago

Harrogate

Also those little balls you get in a mullér corner, they're yummy

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By *ltrMan
11 weeks ago

sheffield

"Meatball marinara from subway

THIS

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"Fur balls

Like what a cat throws up or actual furry balls?

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By *rafter69Man
11 weeks ago

upminster

Turkish meatballs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"Gulab Jamun

Mochi

Lindt balls

The ball at the end of a screwball

Gobstoppers my gran used to buy them as a kid. I don't know why, but she seemed so happy with herself when she gave me one. There you go that'll keep you quiet for a while, she'd say. "

The screwball ball!!! Always tasted better than normal gum.

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By *r John WickMan
11 weeks ago

The Continental

Chocolate salty balls.

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By *arkSovereignMan
11 weeks ago

Lancashire

"Meatball marinara from subway

THIS "

He knows ^

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Chocolate salty balls."

Stick'em in your mouth and suck'em.

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By *erry bull1Man
11 weeks ago

doncaster

There’s one ball going to get a good kicking in Berlin tonight

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By *avexxMan
11 weeks ago

cheshire

super balls you may be to young to remember them

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Masquerade balls, with lots of candles, and Chandeliers, and ornate masks, and red wine, and an unmasking at midnight...

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By *eah BabyCouple
11 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Lindt Balls, love how smooth they are in the mouth and the deliciousness when they melt

Also love good Meatballs yummy

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By *imi_RougeWoman
11 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Arancini, they are delicious

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By *had_ThunderCockMan
11 weeks ago

Sydney University Wank Bank

"There seems to be a lot of ball talk today, but what's your favourite ball?

Yours?"

Field Hockey Ball

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By *ittlebirdWoman
11 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

As long as they’re in my mouth I don’t mind what type

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
11 weeks ago

Leeds

I recently discovered macaroni cheese balls - they are amazing!

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By *aitonelMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

Eye

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By *hoirCouple
11 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Profiteroles...are probably tied with testicles. Balls are fascinating.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

ferrero Rocher and Brazillian fish cake balls

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Swedish meatballs mmmmm

From IKEA! Yes!!!"

With the red currant sauce and their gravy - but their hotdogs after you have stood in the checkout for ages suddenly seem deliious (OK, maybe it is 25 years since I have been to Ikea and I am remembering things with nostalgia)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"super balls you may be to young to remember them

Yes yes, I am far too young...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"Masquerade balls, with lots of candles, and Chandeliers, and ornate masks, and red wine, and an unmasking at midnight...

Ooohhhh this is my kinda party!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"As long as they’re in my mouth I don’t mind what type

Hairy balls?

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By *im_1878Man
11 weeks ago

Formby

Does a black pudding scotch egg count, as they are tasty!

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By *TK421-Man
11 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Hollow Christmas tree decoration chocolate balls. For some reason the cheaper the chocolate the better.....

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I cast fireball …

*nerd alert!

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By *irtydevil666Man
11 weeks ago

bristol

Snooker ball

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By *agatoXXXMan
11 weeks ago

Mordor

Pizza Express doughballs.

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By *illy IdolMan
11 weeks ago

Midlands

It has to be a football. It brings so many people together

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By *iberius61Man
11 weeks ago

Pontefract

Lacrosse balls. Nope, never played it, no idea really what it is actually, but the ball is perfect to put against the wall and rub your back over. Kinda like a perfect self massage. No other ball does quite such a good job.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Ok, how do you get to the situation of blowing a hairdryer on them!?!"

In terms of logic, reasoning or rationale? No idea.

But if I'm blow drying my hair and there's a convenient pantsless penis person there, it's just got to be done

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By *eliWoman
11 weeks ago

Arancini.

But not the crap stuff with poorly made risotto and artificially dyed breadcrumbs that seem to pass as arancini at food markets where you pay over the odds for some utter trash. The real stuff.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Masquerade balls, with lots of candles, and Chandeliers, and ornate masks, and red wine, and an unmasking at midnight...

Ooohhhh this is my kinda party!"

It's the best kind.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"Fur balls

Like what a cat throws up or actual furry balls?"

Furry balls like actual balls not testicles or stress balls

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By *ittlebirdWoman
11 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"As long as they’re in my mouth I don’t mind what type

Hairy balls?"

As long as they taste good

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By *ot to giggleWoman
11 weeks ago

Coventry

Bath bomb ... they ball shaped and when they get fizzy i get wet!

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By *till gameMan
11 weeks ago

two doors down

Cinnamon balls

My favourite sweet ever

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