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By *egDaySkipper OP   Man
28 weeks ago

Liverpool

So...Why wouldn't you fuck the poster

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By *eordieJeansCouple
28 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

You skip leg day

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By *B69Woman
28 weeks ago

Wiltshire

I don’t go to clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Too male

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
28 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I simply don't want to

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By *hunky GentMan
28 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I simply don't want to "

Because she'd make me cum too quick.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

because you are straight but we both want to play with you.

Sarah xx

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By *ell GwynnWoman
28 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Too kinky. Hot though

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
28 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Too kinky. Hot though"

Because i'm not bi

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By *egDaySkipper OP   Man
28 weeks ago

Liverpool

But I'm scared of lobsters and crayfish

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"So...Why wouldn't you fuck the poster

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Is "the poster" in this case meant to be you for all replies, or the person above you? :P It seems a couple of people have gone with one and some have gone with the other.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

I don't believe in sex before marriage

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By *eordieJeansCouple
28 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’m scared

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By *ighland couple 99Couple
28 weeks ago

Inverness

Probably would

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By *ffervescentMan
28 weeks ago

winfrith

too young maybe

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
28 weeks ago

Essex

I don’t like mustard

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By *hunky GentMan
28 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I don’t like mustard"

Errrrm, errrrrm. Nope.

I'm lost

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
28 weeks ago

Next Door

He's fabulous hot, but too young for me

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
28 weeks ago

Wirral.

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By *rivatelad69Man
28 weeks ago

close by


"He's fabulous hot, but too young for me

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You live too far away

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By *hilloutMan
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

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By *egDaySkipper OP   Man
28 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work? "

Free for all at this point

Wouldn't fuck you because I suspect you might be a Tory

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work? "

Quoting

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By *hilloutMan
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Free for all at this point

Wouldn't fuck you because I suspect you might be a Tory "

I'm an independent, actually.

I don't do guys but wish I had your abs

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting"

You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs.

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By *rivextrMan
28 weeks ago

Glasgow

But your in London!

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By *ackformore100Man
28 weeks ago

Tin town


"So...Why wouldn't you fuck the poster

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You don't have a vagina

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By *hunky GentMan
28 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting

You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs. "

I'm not sure if you'd let me motorboat you.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"So...Why wouldn't you fuck the poster

You don't have a vagina "

Your head is a bit too much like candy floas

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

I don’t like m&ms

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill

Since this has devolved into confusion, I can't do anything but add to it.

No, I wouldn't fuck myself, because the logistics just don't work.

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By *olden_AdonisMan
28 weeks ago

london


"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting

You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs. "

I deffo would but she don’t like bugs!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
28 weeks ago

Staffordshire

But football shirts are like Kryptonite to my libido

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By *illy IdolMan
28 weeks ago

Midlands

Too tall

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
28 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Too tall"

Too far away.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
28 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I always thought your username was Catflaps and now I’m disappointed

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
28 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"But I'm scared of lobsters and crayfish"

you should have said crabs for the cheap laughs......

You have 5 points anyway as you never said too old - so you have a big tick on my list of nice people

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By *itSurreyCoupleCouple
28 weeks ago

Reigate

Not a fan of crumpets tbh, unusual texture for me.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
28 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"But I'm scared of lobsters and crayfish

you should have said crabs for the cheap laughs......

You have 5 points anyway as you never said too old - so you have a big tick on my list of nice people"

You're too old.

Not what you said last night

Shush

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"Since this has devolved into confusion, I can't do anything but add to it.

No, I wouldn't fuck myself, because the logistics just don't work."

Technically you do every time you wank yourself off.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting

You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs. "

We do it inside as well

But you are right to be afraid of bugs - my back is covered in ant bites today

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By *umblefunMan
28 weeks ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

But…. You’re far too observant and clever

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"Not a fan of crumpets tbh, unusual texture for me. "

The way you lean forward in cowgirl position is too far forward for my taste.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
28 weeks ago

Pontypool


"I always thought your username was Catflaps and now I’m disappointed "

That's one of the reasons we went for it, the Spoonerism effect!

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By *ussle SproutMan
28 weeks ago

the middle

They think I’m a prick

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting

You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs.

I'm not sure if you'd let me motorboat you. "

I don’t wear blue underwear.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
28 weeks ago

Staffordshire

…But he’s wrecked your cunt.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
28 weeks ago

Chester


"Not a fan of crumpets tbh, unusual texture for me.

The way you lean forward in cowgirl position is too far forward for my taste. "

You find me annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"They think I’m a prick "

You’d eat all my sprouts and not share.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"Since this has devolved into confusion, I can't do anything but add to it.

No, I wouldn't fuck myself, because the logistics just don't work.

Technically you do every time you wank yourself off. "

That's very true.

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By *isterMushroomMan
28 weeks ago

Warrington


"They think I’m a prick

You’d eat all my sprouts and not share. "

You’ve blocked me

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By *hunky GentMan
28 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting

You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs.

I'm not sure if you'd let me motorboat you.

I don’t wear blue underwear. "

Exceptions can be made.

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
28 weeks ago

Leeds

You have a penis.

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By *hunky GentMan
28 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"They think I’m a prick

You’d eat all my sprouts and not share.

You’ve blocked me "

I don't eat mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"You have a penis."

You don't meet men

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
28 weeks ago

Leeds


"You have a penis.

You don't meet men "

Exactly

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
28 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"You have a penis.

You don't meet men

Exactly "

You don’t have a penis

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By *hunky GentMan
28 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"You have a penis.

You don't meet men

Exactly "

I must admit - it's a close call to have up chopped off.

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
28 weeks ago

Leeds


"You have a penis.

You don't meet men

Exactly

I must admit - it's a close call to have up chopped off. "

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By *arcuszMan
28 weeks ago

Billingshurst


"You have a penis.

You don't meet men

Exactly

You don’t have a penis "

Your tits might crush me.

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By *itSurreyCoupleCouple
28 weeks ago

Reigate

I really dislike blue bathroom towels.

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By *hunky GentMan
28 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"You have a penis.

You don't meet men

Exactly

You don’t have a penis

Your tits might crush me. "

You have a penis

(St0len Quotation)

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By *arkSovereignMan
28 weeks ago

Lancashire

I’m not a lady wearing blue underwear

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
28 weeks ago

Pontypool


"I’m not a lady wearing blue underwear "

You're too young

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By *hunky GentMan
28 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I’m not a lady wearing blue underwear

You're too young "

You won't give me your postcode

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"I’m not a lady wearing blue underwear

You're too young

You won't give me your postcode "

I'm too intimidated by your blue underwear skills.

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By *ou only live onceMan
28 weeks ago

London

I'm sure he's lovely, but can think of a couple of obvious reasons...

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"…But he’s wrecked your cunt."

But it’s healed

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By *wonsamediMan
28 weeks ago

stockport


"…But he’s wrecked your cunt.

But it’s healed "

Distance

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By *hunky GentMan
28 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"…But he’s wrecked your cunt.

But it’s healed

Distance "

You haven't got tits.

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By *eliciouslyFilthyGentMan
28 weeks ago

York


"…But he’s wrecked your cunt.

But it’s healed

Distance

You haven't got tits. "

As above

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By *oom_88Man
28 weeks ago

Grays

Im only into females

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By *eroLondonMan
28 weeks ago

Mayfair

I'm straight.

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By *agatoXXXMan
28 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

You don't have a vag.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
28 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"You don't have a vag."

I can’t find the right door

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By *arkSovereignMan
28 weeks ago

Lancashire


"You don't have a vag.

I can’t find the right door"

You’re too far away

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
28 weeks ago

The Continental


"You don't have a vag.

I can’t find the right door

You’re too far away "

Because you’re straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

You drank all the rum

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By *hunky GentMan
28 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"You drank all the rum"

You can't stand me.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
28 weeks ago

Pontypool


"You drank all the rum

You can't stand me. "

I have a headache

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"You drank all the rum

You can't stand me.

I have a headache "

I've reached my quota for the month.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
28 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"You drank all the rum

You can't stand me.

I have a headache

I've reached my quota for the month."

He’s reached his quota for the month

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"You drank all the rum

You can't stand me.

I have a headache

I've reached my quota for the month.

He’s reached his quota for the month "

...shit, that backfired spectacularly didn't it

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
28 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"So...Why wouldn't you fuck the poster

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Your a guy!?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
28 weeks ago

Wherever


"So...Why wouldn't you fuck the poster

You’re a guy!?"

You don’t like fishing nets!

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By *oodmessMan
28 weeks ago

yumsville

He backfired spectacularly

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By *oodmessMan
28 weeks ago

yumsville

*she

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

I don’t like your t-shirt

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By *aturefunswTV/TS
28 weeks ago

bristol

I’m not your type and your not mine x

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
28 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"So...Why wouldn't you fuck the poster

Is "the poster" in this case meant to be you for all replies, or the person above you? :P It seems a couple of people have gone with one and some have gone with the other."

Oh no, we've broken the rules!

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
28 weeks ago

fabland

I don’t know what he looks like

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By *cLovin2Man
28 weeks ago

Reading


"I don't believe in sex before marriage "

I reckon you don't believe in sex after marriage neither

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
28 weeks ago

Leeds


"I don't believe in sex before marriage

I reckon you don't believe in sex after marriage neither "

His I.d is fake.

The mr

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By *cLovin2Man
28 weeks ago

Reading


"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting

You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs. "

Bring some bug spray

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By *arkSovereignMan
28 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting

You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs.

Bring some bug spray "

His name is McLovin

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
28 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting

You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs.

Bring some bug spray

His name is McLovin"

He's old money, but too young

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting

You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs.

Bring some bug spray

His name is McLovin

He's old money, but too young"

Fear I’d be “out shoed “ by the mrs

D

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"Confusion has taken hold Op!

How's this supposed to work?

Quoting

You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs.

Bring some bug spray

His name is McLovin

He's old money, but too young

Fear I’d be “out shoed “ by the mrs

D"

I'm only ever in Edinburgh for Fringe and you'll probably be busy. :P

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By *heWelshCoupleCouple
28 weeks ago

Swansea

Because you look like my science teacher

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By *arkSovereignMan
28 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Because you look like my science teacher "

I would fuck yous. There’s no buts at all. My trousers are on their way down as i’m typing this

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By *olden_AdonisMan
28 weeks ago

london


"But football shirts are like Kryptonite to my libido "

Hopefully England win and I’ll lose the shirt

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"Because you look like my science teacher "

There are worse reasons to be rejected. Yay science! XD

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By *hunky GentMan
28 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"But football shirts are like Kryptonite to my libido

Hopefully England win and I’ll lose the shirt "

If boobs aren't underneath it then it ain't happening

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By *ad NannaWoman
28 weeks ago

East London

I'm a shit fuck

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By *inger_SnapWoman
28 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"I'm a shit fuck "

Because she's a shit fuck.

OP because the train fare to the 'pool is too expensive.

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By *hunky GentMan
28 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm a shit fuck "

Don't 2 negatives make a positive?

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By *aitonelMan
28 weeks ago

Liverpool

Cba!

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By *ib.Man
28 weeks ago

Hampshire

Not even sure I can get it up.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
28 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Cba! "

Same goes for you

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By *hunky GentMan
28 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Cba!

Same goes for you"

Because when I showed you my willy you laughed.

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By *ansoffateMan
28 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I'm washing my hair.

I've got a headache.

There was a great flood

Locusts.

It's not my fault.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"I'm washing my hair.

I've got a headache.

There was a great flood

Locusts.

It's not my fault."

You’d be too observant and actually listen.

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By *I TwoCouple
28 weeks ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24


"I'm washing my hair.

I've got a headache.

There was a great flood

Locusts.

It's not my fault.

You’d be too observant and actually listen. "

Mrs would be too busy licking your pussy

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"I'm washing my hair.

I've got a headache.

There was a great flood

Locusts.

It's not my fault.

You’d be too observant and actually listen.

Mrs would be too busy licking your pussy"

You're travelling around Scotland too fast and I don't know where you are.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
28 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I would fuck you but … you’re entirely the wrong gender.

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By *B69Woman
28 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Too far away

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By *aybail-238Couple
28 weeks ago

hartlepool

But you’re 300+ miles away

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
28 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Just can't be arsed

On the blob

Effort

The cat's dead

I've never done the sex

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"Just can't be arsed

On the blob

Effort

The cat's dead

I've never done the sex "

You never told me what music you're into and I'm too preoccupied trying to guess. :P

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"Just can't be arsed

On the blob

Effort

The cat's dead

I've never done the sex

You never told me what music you're into and I'm too preoccupied trying to guess. :P"

Do you need music to fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"Just can't be arsed

On the blob

Effort

The cat's dead

I've never done the sex

You never told me what music you're into and I'm too preoccupied trying to guess. :P

Do you need music to fuck? "

You don’t live close enough….(sad face)!

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By *omptationMan
28 weeks ago

liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"

Do you need music to fuck? "

You don’t live close enough….(sad face)!

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By *omptationMan
28 weeks ago

liverpool


"Just can't be arsed

On the blob

Effort

The cat's dead

I've never done the sex

You never told me what music you're into and I'm too preoccupied trying to guess. :P

Do you need music to fuck?

You don’t live close enough….(sad face)!"

Not into guys! Sorry!

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"Just can't be arsed

On the blob

Effort

The cat's dead

I've never done the sex

You never told me what music you're into and I'm too preoccupied trying to guess. :P

Do you need music to fuck? "

Haha no, that wasn't what I meant. :P

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"Just can't be arsed

On the blob

Effort

The cat's dead

I've never done the sex

You never told me what music you're into and I'm too preoccupied trying to guess. :P

Do you need music to fuck?

Haha no, that wasn't what I meant. :P"

I'm straight, sadly.

I'm actually too cold today to think of sexual thoughts; im wrapping my hair around my neck like a scarf..so..

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By *erfHerder74Man
28 weeks ago

Inverclyde

You aren’t looking for single men so I wouldn’t pursue

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"

I'm straight, sadly.

I'm actually too cold today to think of sexual thoughts; im wrapping my hair around my neck like a scarf..so.."

It would be weird to have sex with someone whose hair was wrapped around their neck like a scarf.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
28 weeks ago

Coventry

cause your in Liverpool!

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By *arkSovereignMan
28 weeks ago

Lancashire


"cause your in Liverpool!"

I’m outside her age range

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By *oliwoahMan
28 weeks ago

Melton Mowbray

But I've cut out surgery snacks

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By *affron40Woman
28 weeks ago

manchester

But all I can think of is pork pies

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By *ussle SproutMan
28 weeks ago

the middle

I’m struggling to find an excuse.

Oh I’ve got one. I’m not keen on pointy elbows

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
28 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

...alas, I hate sprouts.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
28 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

The match is on.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"The match is on."

I don't know how to get to Newcastle from here.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"The match is on.

I don't know how to get to Newcastle from here."

Our passports don't work in Scotland

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By *vaRose43Woman
28 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"The match is on.

I don't know how to get to Newcastle from here.

Our passports don't work in Scotland "

I don’t want sand in my foof

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By *ffervescentMan
28 weeks ago

winfrith

far to forward for me ,naked oh my

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By *HUSH-Man
28 weeks ago

London


"The match is on.

I don't know how to get to Newcastle from here.

Our passports don't work in Scotland

I don’t want sand in my foof "

I’d want to play your PS5

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By *orningGlory555Man
28 weeks ago

Wells

simple, you're a guy Hush, no other reason lol

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By *ffervescentMan
28 weeks ago

winfrith

simple ,you're a guy no other reason ,hush

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
28 weeks ago

Leeds

Your a Penis owner.

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By *iddlesticksMan
28 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Your a Penis owner."

Mr KOTCT might come after me and chop my Willy off.

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
28 weeks ago

Leeds


"Your a Penis owner.

Mr KOTCT might come after me and chop my Willy off. "

I almost spit my coffee out

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By *eroLondonMan
28 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Your a Penis owner.

Mr KOTCT might come after me and chop my Willy off.

I almost spit my coffee out "

...which confirms that she ^ doesn't swallow.

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By *illy IdolMan
28 weeks ago

Midlands

Too short, sorry

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By *relanddirectMan
28 weeks ago

cheshire

Your a man and I’m 100% heterosexual

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By *iddlesticksMan
28 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Your a man and I’m 100% heterosexual "

Your a man and you’re 100% heterosexual

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
28 weeks ago

Southampton

Too far awY

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
28 weeks ago

Leeds


"Your a Penis owner.

Mr KOTCT might come after me and chop my Willy off. "

No you’re all good fiddles my good man, buy me a litre of white lightning and I’ll let you wank on her ankle.

The mr

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By *ickshawedCouple
28 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I haven't shaved my legs in 2 weeks and I'm worried we'll get stuck together like Velcro

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
28 weeks ago

The Continental


"I haven't shaved my legs in 2 weeks and I'm worried we'll get stuck together like Velcro "

You’re one of those rare birds that don’t fancy me.

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By *iddlesticksMan
28 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I haven't shaved my legs in 2 weeks and I'm worried we'll get stuck together like Velcro "

I have an allergy to the smell of fresh paint.

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By *vaRose43Woman
28 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"I haven't shaved my legs in 2 weeks and I'm worried we'll get stuck together like Velcro

I have an allergy to the smell of fresh paint. "

I don’t like Harry Potter

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By *d mirerMan
28 weeks ago

lost


"I haven't shaved my legs in 2 weeks and I'm worried we'll get stuck together like Velcro

I have an allergy to the smell of fresh paint.

I don’t like Harry Potter "

You wouldn’t let me

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By *nnCeeWoman
28 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I wouldn't fuck a poster, because paper cuts - ouch!

I wouldn't fuck OP because I can't eat M&Ms anymore

I wouldn't fuck above poster, as that goatee might tickle me

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"I wouldn't fuck a poster, because paper cuts - ouch!

I wouldn't fuck OP because I can't eat M&Ms anymore

I wouldn't fuck above poster, as that goatee might tickle me"

I am so happy to see I wasn't the only one who had that first thought when reading the topic title.

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By *olgateSmileMan
28 weeks ago

London


"I simply don't want to "

You aren't a vending machine.

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By *vaRose43Woman
28 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine."

I’m an aquafresh girly

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By *hunky GentMan
28 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

I’m an aquafresh girly"

I've got no idea who Dean is.

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By *RWoodyCouple
28 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

I’m an aquafresh girly

I've got no idea who Dean is. "

I don't have blue underwear

J x

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By *heelerMan
28 weeks ago

Northants


"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

I’m an aquafresh girly"

Not a fan of pierced nipples

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By *heelerMan
28 weeks ago

Northants


"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

I’m an aquafresh girly

I've got no idea who Dean is.

I don't have blue underwear

J x"

You wouldn't need underwear with me

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By *ondonlad_88Man
28 weeks ago

south East


"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

I’m an aquafresh girly

I've got no idea who Dean is.

I don't have blue underwear

J x

You wouldn't need underwear with me"

Your tan is better than mine

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By *laytime_13Woman
28 weeks ago

Lincs


"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

I’m an aquafresh girly

I've got no idea who Dean is.

I don't have blue underwear

J x

You wouldn't need underwear with me

Your tan is better than mine "

I’m sorry, I’m not sure I can find a reason

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By *arkSovereignMan
28 weeks ago

Lancashire


"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

I’m an aquafresh girly

I've got no idea who Dean is.

I don't have blue underwear

J x

You wouldn't need underwear with me

Your tan is better than mine

I’m sorry, I’m not sure I can find a reason "

She’s not looking for single guys

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By *ondonlad_88Man
28 weeks ago

south East


"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

I’m an aquafresh girly

I've got no idea who Dean is.

I don't have blue underwear

J x

You wouldn't need underwear with me

Your tan is better than mine

I’m sorry, I’m not sure I can find a reason

She’s not looking for single guys "

Typical

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By *hunky GentMan
28 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

I’m an aquafresh girly

I've got no idea who Dean is.

I don't have blue underwear

J x

You wouldn't need underwear with me

Your tan is better than mine

I’m sorry, I’m not sure I can find a reason

She’s not looking for single guys

Typical "

He looks better in a suit than me. Pffft

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By *ondonlad_88Man
28 weeks ago

south East


"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

I’m an aquafresh girly

I've got no idea who Dean is.

I don't have blue underwear

J x

You wouldn't need underwear with me

Your tan is better than mine

I’m sorry, I’m not sure I can find a reason

She’s not looking for single guys

Typical

He looks better in a suit than me. Pffft "

Pfftt, bet you look cracking in a suit mate

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"I simply don't want to

You aren't a vending machine.

I’m an aquafresh girly

I've got no idea who Dean is.

I don't have blue underwear

J x

You wouldn't need underwear with me

Your tan is better than mine

I’m sorry, I’m not sure I can find a reason

She’s not looking for single guys

Typical

He looks better in a suit than me. Pffft

Pfftt, bet you look cracking in a suit mate"

He looks better in a suit than me as well. :P

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By *iddlesticksMan
28 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticksMan
28 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

The word _eliodas scares me.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
28 weeks ago

The Continental


"The word _eliodas scares me. "

Your Nan told me I can’t.

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By *ickshawedCouple
28 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I'm too busy with his nan

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By *eliWoman
28 weeks ago

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"The word _eliodas scares me.

Your Nan told me I can’t. "

You wouldn't survive it and I'm too pretty for prison.

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