FabSwingers.com forum: What does no one look good wearing

By *usman 199 OP Man
27 weeks ago

Stockport

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By *aitonelMan
27 weeks ago

Away for Christmas

A mullet

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By *urry BlokeMan
27 weeks ago

Stalybridge

A panama hat

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By *eah BabyCouple
27 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Crocs

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By *liza_13Woman
27 weeks ago

Hamilton

"Crocs"

I second that!

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By *he love catsCouple
27 weeks ago

South Wales

Trainer's.

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By *uxom redCouple
27 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Crocs

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By *ascaIMan
27 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Liverpool kit.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
27 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Reform Rosette.

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By *urry BlokeMan
27 weeks ago

Stalybridge

I won't go as far as saying that no one looks good in them, but what I will say is that polo shirts are very unforgiving

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By *eordieJeansCouple
27 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Handlebar tash

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By *inkycumsluttWoman
27 weeks ago

St Neots

"A mullet"

I second this. They should never have made a comeback!

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By *aitonelMan
27 weeks ago

Away for Christmas

Newcastle shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

No man looks good in one of those Borat style mankini thong abominations.

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By *arkSovereignMan
27 weeks ago

Lancashire

Arsenal kit

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By *igR93Man
27 weeks ago

Sarcasm City

"Arsenal kit"

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By *agneto.Man
27 weeks ago

Bham

Crocs.

Flip flops.

Loafers and no socks.

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Jeans

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By *ondiego85Man
27 weeks ago

nottingham

A top hat.

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By *uxom redCouple
27 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Flip flops

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By *aitonelMan
27 weeks ago

Away for Christmas

Donald Trump Orange

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
27 weeks ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

Socks!!! If you're getting naked get rid of your socks ffs!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
27 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Leopard print

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By *ora the explorerWoman
27 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Nude coloured leggings

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
27 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Leopard print

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By *orthmanMan
27 weeks ago

Kendal

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Hoodrich clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Joggers with the word "Juicy" on the arse

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By *aitonelMan
27 weeks ago

Away for Christmas

Those eyebrows that look like somebody applied the bold setting to a font

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By *ora the explorerWoman
27 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Pop socks

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

A clip-on tie

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
27 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Leopard print

You don't look good in it. You look fucking fantastic in it!

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By *utterfly1983Couple
27 weeks ago

Widnes

Jogging bottoms.. I mean c’mon at least make an effort lol

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By *ivpoolmanMan
27 weeks ago

Liverpool

Crocs

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By *hortishblondeWoman
27 weeks ago

Essex

Y- fronts

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
27 weeks ago

Hell

Basically my entire wardrobe has been named and shamed in this thread

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By *elloWoman
27 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Dalmatian puppy pelts

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By *uxom redCouple
27 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Ugg boots

Bad hair extensions,cheap wigs

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
27 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Leopard print

You don't look good in it. You look fucking fantastic in it!

J "

I can make a potato sack look sexy though

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By *uxom redCouple
27 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Socks and sandles

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
27 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Leopard print

You don't look good in it. You look fucking fantastic in it!

I can make a potato sack look sexy though

True

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By *eordie.Woman
27 weeks ago

The Sticks

"Newcastle shirt"

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
27 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Polo tops and white leggins

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By *uxom redCouple
27 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

A massive ego !

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By *rispyDuckMan
27 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Crocs

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By *mily36CWoman
27 weeks ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Lycra cycling shorts ... just no

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By *ivpoolmanMan
27 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Lycra cycling shorts ... just no

Vests.. proper no no

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
27 weeks ago

Southampton

A bad attitude x

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By *mily36CWoman
27 weeks ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Lycra cycling shorts ... just no

Vests.. proper no no "

John McClane begs to differ on that one

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By *ivpoolmanMan
27 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Lycra cycling shorts ... just no

Vests.. proper no no

John McClane begs to differ on that one

Reb C Nesbitt begs to differ xx lol

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By *ougarsilkWoman
27 weeks ago

Pleasure heaven

110's and a ketwig

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By *ivpoolmanMan
27 weeks ago

Liverpool

"110's and a ketwig

Agreed!!

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By *ootyfruityCouple
27 weeks ago

andover

"Handlebar tash"

mine was amazing

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By *uxom redCouple
27 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"Handlebar tash

mine was amazing "

Mr I hope

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
27 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

A frown

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

V-neck tshirts

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By *ootyfruityCouple
27 weeks ago

andover

"Handlebar tash

mine was amazing

Mr I hope "

Haha yeah, but has given me ideas now

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Shackets

Over sized clothes

Co-ord sets

Crocs

Neon bright trainers

A moody face

Super tight Jeans - Men

Posh shoes with no socks - men

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By *uxom redCouple
27 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"Handlebar tash

mine was amazing

Mr I hope

Haha yeah, but has given me ideas now

"
do tell,

Handle bar pubes ?

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By *ootyfruityCouple
27 weeks ago

andover

"Handlebar tash

mine was amazing

Mr I hope

Haha yeah, but has given me ideas now

do tell,

Handle bar pubes ?"

It could work! A little tash wax and she’s ready to go

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By *rnicaMan
27 weeks ago

The Great Outdoors

A sneer of contempt

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
27 weeks ago

Wirral.

Joggers

Trainers

Football shirts

Especially all at once

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By *uxom redCouple
27 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"Joggers

Trainers

Football shirts

Especially all at once"

No chance on your dream man tomorrow then x

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By *anilla switchWoman
27 weeks ago

Hampshire

Guys in leather jackets.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
27 weeks ago

Wirral.

"Joggers

Trainers

Football shirts

Especially all at once

No chance on your dream man tomorrow then x"

Haha, nope.

I love the Euros as much as anyone, but footy shirts are a big no

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By *nflagrantiMan
27 weeks ago

Bournemouth

A fez

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
27 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Leather trousers - Terry Wogan put me right off them when a child

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
27 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Socks, crocs and shorts unless you’re Megan Fox or Natalie Portman.

They could get away with anything

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By *eordieJeansCouple
27 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Newcastle shirt"

What about David Ginola?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
27 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Handlebar tash

mine was amazing "

I stand by what I said.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
27 weeks ago

Wirral.

"Newcastle shirt

What about David Ginola?"

I'll take him, even in a footy shirt

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By *uxom redCouple
27 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"Socks, crocs and shorts unless you’re Megan Fox or Natalie Portman.

They could get away with anything

Personal preference!

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By *otguy555Man
27 weeks ago

Bristol

Any football shirt!

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By *eordieJeansCouple
27 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Newcastle shirt

What about David Ginola?

I'll take him, even in a footy shirt

God of a man.

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By *mf123Man
27 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

A purple 90s sun visor

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
27 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"Socks, crocs and shorts unless you’re Megan Fox or Natalie Portman.

They could get away with anything

Personal preference!

In your case would it be Henry Cavill, Gerard Butler or another male hottie?

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By *ougarsilkWoman
27 weeks ago

Pleasure heaven

"Those eyebrows that look like somebody applied the bold setting to a font"

Or those that look like a rotated image of popular trainer logo

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By *apkingMan
27 weeks ago

Stockport

Crocs

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester

A Manchester United shirt

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
27 weeks ago

Central

Crocs and onesies

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
27 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Crocs

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
27 weeks ago

East Sussex

I can't think of anything but I do feel judged

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By *d mirerMan
27 weeks ago

lost

Purple Y fronts

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By *lutwife7784Couple
27 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

Men with socks on while they are fucking.

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By *iberius61Man
27 weeks ago

Pontefract

"Socks and sandles "

I was going to say this, but it think just sandles on their own...or socks, either are just bad

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By *ornydevil123999Man
27 weeks ago

nottingham

Hello

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By *outhwest_shoesellerWoman
27 weeks ago

North Somerset

Cropped tight smart trousers with shoes and no socks.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
27 weeks ago

North Angus

A cosplay potato

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By *he Silver FuxMan
27 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Number 1 uniform

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By *ansoffateMan
27 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"A Manchester United shirt

I'm going to disagree with that one, as much as it pains me.

My wife, I'd only known her a week at the time just bowled along County Road and Rice lane in Liverpool, with a United shirt on. She looked sexy. I reckon that's the only reason she got away with it.

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By *4bimMan
27 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

comb over with sideburns.

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By *arkSovereignMan
26 weeks ago

Lancashire

Nose piercings on guys

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
26 weeks ago

Always on the move

Crocs

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By *viatrixWoman
26 weeks ago

Redhill

Flipflops

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Rainbow paraphernalia.

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By *4bimMan
26 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

then cardigans that have patches on the elbows.

jesus! who thought that was a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

People who go out dressed in what seems like pyjamas out in public.

Or the ones wearing what I call gym shower slides and socks.

Oh, and dresses with trainers. I can’t and won’t do that.

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By *heFastandtheCuriousCouple
26 weeks ago

Midlothian

Beige leggings.

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By *agatoXXXMan
26 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

An england shirt.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
26 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

Skinny jeans on men aged over 35

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By *till gameMan
26 weeks ago

Oldham

"An england shirt.

Agreed

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By *till gameMan
26 weeks ago

Oldham

Shoes without socks

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
26 weeks ago

Markfield

Christmas cracker crowns

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By *avexxMan
26 weeks ago

cheshire

budgie smugglers

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By *urls and DressesWoman
26 weeks ago

Somewhere near here

Socks, only socks

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By *j1981Man
26 weeks ago

cork

Covid masks

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Crocs

I second that! "

3rded

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Grey joggies. Can’t believe folk have turned up at clubs in these. Just NO. K

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By *asycouple1971Couple
26 weeks ago

midlands

Man City kit

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By *till gameMan
26 weeks ago

Oldham

"Crocs

I second that!

3rded "

4th it

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By *uperS77Man
26 weeks ago

Gloucester

Socks and sliders

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By *afkaMan
26 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

No-one looks good wearing-

A face like a slapped arse

So lighten up and smile.

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By *un meets nsaMan
26 weeks ago

stirlingshire

A frown

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By *alm_one4Man
26 weeks ago

RM16

As I, and I’m sure many of us found out when my kids were 6 months old or so, puke.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
26 weeks ago

St Neots

Those chavvy man bags..what man carries anything more than their wallet and keys

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Those chavvy man bags..what man carries anything more than their wallet and keys "

Oh no!!

I love the preppy guys that have those cross body bags. JB could pull that look off.

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By *hePleasurerMan
26 weeks ago

Cheshire

A shroud

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By * and M lookingCouple
26 weeks ago

Worcester

For men, Skinny jeans.

For the ladies, Doc Martins.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Man City kit"

The opposing team = A nasty h*te fuck?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
26 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Those chavvy man bags..what man carries anything more than their wallet and keys "

They’re to carry a baggy when they’ve got no pockets in their shorts.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
26 weeks ago

St Neots

"Those chavvy man bags..what man carries anything more than their wallet and keys

They’re to carry a baggy when they’ve got no pockets in their shorts."

They're the ones.. And they look like tits

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By *hrill CollinsMan
26 weeks ago

The Outer Rim

joggers ... particularly grey

beards ... particularly with a top knot and under cut

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
26 weeks ago

chichester

"A mullet

I second this. They should never have made a comeback! "

I keep seeing so many young guys / teens with mullets it’s like I am living in a live version of 1980s

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"No man looks good in one of those Borat style mankini thong abominations. "

LMAO

It was indeed truly horrendously funny.

Did you see Sasha Baron Cohen in The Spy?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
26 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Their own bollocks for a hat

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
26 weeks ago

Leeds

Sandals with socks.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
26 weeks ago

hexham

A Donald Trump mask

A Theresa May mask

A Jacob Rees Mogg mask

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
26 weeks ago

St Neots

Snapback caps

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
26 weeks ago

hexham

"Nude coloured leggings "

Now I have a few caveat’s on that! I have seen some young women who are… erm… very eye catching in nude coloured leggings!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
26 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Animal fur

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By *awpleasureMan
26 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

Baseball caps

Jeans that are hanging down showing a guys boxers

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By *lmer fuddCouple
26 weeks ago

Glasgow

A Fox tail butt plug

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By *lmer fuddCouple
26 weeks ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 14/07/24 15:35:02]

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By *JandCMCouple
26 weeks ago

cardiff

A man bun

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By *ackdaw52Man
26 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Socks and slides. Most gut wrenching fashion trend ever.

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By *un couple 2Couple
26 weeks ago

Tynemouth.

Crocs or a man bun.

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
26 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Men with any kind of bum or ponytail, and these fishing net body stockings that everyone seems to think look sexy, but look like ran c nesbits string vest!

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By *urry BlokeMan
26 weeks ago

Stalybridge

"Those chavvy man bags..what man carries anything more than their wallet and keys "

Keys

Wallet

Coin Pouch

Work pass card

Phone

Fob for car immobiliser

Medication (I take 11 tablets a day)

It soon mounts up

I also hate things in my pocket - apart from a tissue

I love my man bags (I have three

)

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By *uxom redCouple
26 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"Socks, crocs and shorts unless you’re Megan Fox or Natalie Portman.

They could get away with anything

Personal preference!

In your case would it be Henry Cavill, Gerard Butler or another male hottie?

"
no I like ladies

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By *riel13Woman
26 weeks ago

Northampton

Socks and sandals!

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By *nebworthMan
26 weeks ago

Knebworth

"Socks!!! If you're getting naked get rid of your socks ffs!"
Absolutely. So want women to lose the socks. Bi men too at times.

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By *ickie76XXXMan
26 weeks ago

dartford

Double denim

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Those chavvy man bags..what man carries anything more than their wallet and keys

Oh no!!

I love the preppy guys that have those cross body bags. JB could pull that look off."

I actually do have one of those bags

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By *agneto.Man
26 weeks ago

Bham

Man sandals....

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By *ripfillMan
26 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Speedos … in iridescent colours

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By *iberius61Man
26 weeks ago

Pontefract

"them cardigans that have patches on the elbows..."

Lol, I once owned one of those, in fairness I think it was in the 1980s...good for any scenes that require the 'schoolteacher' look

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By *iberius61Man
26 weeks ago

Pontefract

"Speedos … in iridescent colours "

As a teenager I had some with a union jack on

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By *oadsafun1960Man
26 weeks ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

A shell suit

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By *educing_EmCouple
26 weeks ago

Tipperary

Flared leggings/trousers that are too short and just swing round their ankles

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By *d mirerMan
26 weeks ago

lost

My beard

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
26 weeks ago

Carlisle

"Nude coloured leggings "

Leopard print,

Nude colour leggings

Jelly shoes

Wear all simultaneously, not a good look. On their own, nope, it gives off either can't be arsed (nude leggings, jelly shoes) or desperation (leopard print)

Having said that I live in my green hoodie, I may not be the best judge

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By *ex HolesMan
26 weeks ago

Up North

My lumpy sex custard on their chops

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By *iddlesticksMan
26 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Those rain ponchos you get at theme parks.

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By *wesomeAloneMan
26 weeks ago

Peterborough

Trousers that end halfway down your shins. Men or women, just as bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Rubber ring

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By *ools and the brainCouple
26 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Burberry

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
26 weeks ago

Torquay

A suit they have slept in

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By *riar BelisseWoman
26 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

Vomit

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By *ustful_LionessWoman
26 weeks ago

Heaven-sent

Jogging pants/joggers.

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By *ustful_LionessWoman
26 weeks ago

Heaven-sent

Oh and crocs!

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By *indergirlWoman
26 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace

"A mullet

I second this. They should never have made a comeback! "

Oh i dunno, check out some of the Australian rugby 7s team, mullets ahoy but tasty

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By *inUpProWoman
26 weeks ago

Liverpool

Crocs

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By * and M lookingCouple
26 weeks ago

Worcester

An England football shirt.....

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By * and M lookingCouple
26 weeks ago

Worcester

A Pringle or Lyle & Scott jumper

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By *ad NannaWoman
26 weeks ago

East London

A milk moustache.

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By *eardedbloke300Man
26 weeks ago

cardiff

A dry robe with sandals

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