FabSwingers.com forum: State your age and something you can't do

By *usman 199 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Stockport

Evening everyone

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By *urry BlokeMan
12 weeks ago

Swim

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By *uxom redCouple
12 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

51. Play an instrument or speak another language.

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By *eliWoman
12 weeks ago

Hi, I'm Meli, I'm 43 (that's my real age) and I can't post one word replies.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

60... roll a ciggie

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By *arkSovereignMan
12 weeks ago

Lancashire

26 and I can’t eat certain types of fish

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts

50. Drive a car.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
12 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

I just turned 45, I can’t stop lusting after men

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

41, can’t whistle

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By *ou only live onceMan
12 weeks ago

London

44. There's loads I can't do! But I should probably know how to sew on a button by now...

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By *asterMeliodasMan
12 weeks ago

Near Keith

39, I can't whistle using my fingers (I can just with my mouth though)

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Around the 40 region.

I can't stick to a diet.

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By *eliWoman
12 weeks ago

"44. There's loads I can't do! But I should probably know how to sew on a button by now..."

And change a username.

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By *aitonelMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

Nunya!

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex

Touch my toes!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
12 weeks ago

little house on the praire

59 and can't tell my left from my right

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By *punk n gushCouple
12 weeks ago

walmer

50 can't drive a car but can drive husband up the wall

Mrs

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By *WB85Man
12 weeks ago

Staffordshire

39.....drink tea. Makes me gag!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

51. Be arsed

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By *asterMeliodasMan
12 weeks ago

Near Keith

"59 and can't tell my left from my right"

My wife struggles with this too. She has a little lump on her forehead from a childhood injury that she uses to differentiate them. XD

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By *avexxMan
12 weeks ago

cheshire

64 back flip

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By *qua vitaeWoman
12 weeks ago

Shropshire/Midlands

I’m 54 and can’t do handstands nor cartwheels.

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By *ou only live onceMan
12 weeks ago

London

"44. There's loads I can't do! But I should probably know how to sew on a button by now...

And change a username."

I leave it just so you notice me, Meli. It's a cry for help.

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By *rSexyMeMan
12 weeks ago

Burnley

Click my fingers

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
12 weeks ago

Southampton

46 and I can't drive a car

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By *elboy1978Man
12 weeks ago

Jarrow

46 can’t drive

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By *iberius61Man
12 weeks ago

Pontefract

63, I can't work out how to use the new washing machine!

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By *luebell888Woman
12 weeks ago

Glasgowish

59 and can't shop online.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
12 weeks ago

Reading

55 and struggle to get up from sitting in the floor.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
12 weeks ago

Coventry

54 -cant bite my toe nails

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By *tYourPleasure_80Man
12 weeks ago

Newcastle

41 - box splits

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By *luebell888Woman
12 weeks ago

Glasgowish

"54 -cant bite my toe nails

I can still do that

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By *reggSausageMan
12 weeks ago

derby

53 I can’t go a whole night without waking up for a pee

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
12 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

58 suck my own cock

Not that I could suck my own cock when I was younger....but that's besides the point..

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

24 - get meets on fab it seems like

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By *eordieJeansCouple
12 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

36 and drive a lorry.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
12 weeks ago

Coventry

"54 -cant bite my toe nails

I can still do that

oooh whats your secret??

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Get 11 budgies on my cock unless one stands on one leg

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By *egoMan
12 weeks ago

Preston

37, stand still longer than 15minutes.

It’ll cripple me.

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
12 weeks ago

Carlisle

"24 - get meets on fab it seems like"

41 and I still can't iron well. Iron in creases? Then I'm the woman for you, iron and make crisp, straight shirts/trousers..... Nope that's not me.

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By *C79Man
12 weeks ago

Caterham

45, can't lick my elbows

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By *alcon77Man
12 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

Be married.

Or I'll go a step further, and say sustain any romantic relationship.

-There's something wrong with me for sure.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
12 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

50 odd.

I can't count.

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By *cottishguy9Man
12 weeks ago

North Ayrshire

Can’t swim

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By *angerouslemaisonsMan
12 weeks ago

Peterborough

"51. Be arsed"

My favourite response haha

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By *angerouslemaisonsMan
12 weeks ago

Peterborough

32 - eat shellfish

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By *ornyCEngMan
12 weeks ago

Bury

60 and can't meet/attract women.

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By *midnight-Woman
12 weeks ago

...

54..ski!

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By *eronikapaulCouple
12 weeks ago

Reading

Mr. 62 Can't cycle sitting on the handlebars and facing backwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

42 and can't swim

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By *JcuriousCouple
12 weeks ago

Derby

27... Can't do some of my times tables

Miss S x

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By *iberius61Man
12 weeks ago

Pontefract

"53 I can’t go a whole night without waking up for a pee"

Greenlight laser...least uncomfortable operation I've ever had. Now I pee like a teenager again

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By *idssissyTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Birmingham

55 and can't drive

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By *ereforgigglesMan
12 weeks ago

Scotland

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By *reya73Woman
12 weeks ago

Whitley Bay

Small talk for more than 5 minutes

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By *hris-1980Man
12 weeks ago

Staffordshire

43, can’t do a cartwheel

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By *ereforgigglesMan
12 weeks ago

Scotland

51 and can't have a MFM/mmf

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
12 weeks ago

North Wales

32 and can't sing - doesn't stop me doing it though

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By *hrill CollinsMan
12 weeks ago

The Outer Rim

54, listen to country and western

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"51 and can't have a MFM/mmf

If that’s all you can’t do at 51 years of living on this earth, you’ve lived well!

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By *alcon77Man
12 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

Push ups without stopping for a break after doing about 100. But working on it..

Bruce Lee could do 1500, continuously.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
12 weeks ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

62 Can't get past a 'needs must' relationship with the hoover.

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By *imply DeeWoman
12 weeks ago

Wherever

51.

Can’t be bothered.

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By *luebell888Woman
12 weeks ago

Glasgowish

"54 -cant bite my toe nails

I can still do that

oooh whats your secret??

Just very bendy.

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By *unmatt888Man
12 weeks ago

Duns

39, write an ampersand.

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By *onkoMan
12 weeks ago

here and there

48 stand up without multiple joints cracking

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
12 weeks ago

stockport

Tolerate fantasists and dreamers who have no intention of meeting

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
12 weeks ago

hexham

"Evening everyone

Oh crumbs!

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By *uxom redCouple
12 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"Around the 40 region.

I can't stick to a diet.

You eat food therefore you can stick to a diet.

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By *ourfavguyMan
12 weeks ago

Edinburgh

23 cant swim

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By *rispyDuckMan
12 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Eat marmite!

I combust into flames & explode

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By *uxom redCouple
12 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"35

Eat marmite!

I combust into flames & explode "

Photos or it ain't real

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By *im_1878Man
12 weeks ago

Formby

Ski

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By *amie HantsWoman
12 weeks ago

Atlantis

I’m 32 and can’t parallel park

I’m 32 and spell parallel without autocorrect doing the heavy lifting for me

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By *hawn ScottMan
12 weeks ago

london Brixton

48 and can't get out of bed without painkillers

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By *ipsforlipsMan
12 weeks ago

Nuneaton

60 can't sing (at school my music teacher declared I had "a voice like a cow in pain" lol not sure he'd get away with that now

but I fear he was right)

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By *aitonelMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

Grow any fucks to give

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

37 and a bit years, connect with a person or person's on a level other than meek dead-end awkward social interaction that tapers in to nothingness.

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By *cflirtyMan
12 weeks ago

closer than you might think

62 and can't play the drums anymore

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By *rispyDuckMan
12 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"35

Eat marmite!

I combust into flames & explode

Photos or it ain't real "

Haha I see what you did there

Well played

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By *orphia2003Woman
12 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

50. Handstand

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
12 weeks ago

Southampton

"Grow any fucks to give"

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By *onkeynutWoman
12 weeks ago

somewhere

Sing

Ski

Juggle

Lick my elbow

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By *uckingFutzMan
12 weeks ago

Plymouth

44 - raise my eyebrows independently!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts

"44 - raise my eyebrows independently!"

I can do that. Prob my only talent tbf. BGT beckons

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By *arla SwingerWoman
12 weeks ago

Somewhere

Drive a car

These days any form of gymnastics beyond a poorly executed forward roll

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

53 can't touch my toes bending down

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

47 Wallpaper

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By *uckingFutzMan
11 weeks ago

Plymouth

Actually my other can't do - understand women!!!

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By *hris0808Man
11 weeks ago

Rotherham

41 and whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

28 and ride a bike lol

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By *oo..Woman
11 weeks ago

Boo's World

I can't not tell people what I really think when they ask me a question about something or them!

I have harsh but honest syndrome

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
11 weeks ago

Hell

I can’t take it any more

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By *P994Man
11 weeks ago

Travelling

Sadly I can’t swim, wish I could though just too embarrassed to learn now.

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By *ddie1966Man
11 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

58....

I can't lie...

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By *r.SJMan
11 weeks ago

Wellingborough

I can't knit

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By *ustful_LionessWoman
11 weeks ago

Heaven-sent

I can’t knit either

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By *heFastandtheCuriousCouple
11 weeks ago

Midlothian

42 and can't fry a perfect egg

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By *ivpoolmanMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

"43

I can’t knit either "

39 and can’t climb a ladder x

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By *poolGuyMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

55 and can't touch my nose with my elbow

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By *umagain58Man
11 weeks ago

London

65 and still can’t resist a naughty wife. Don’t think ever can stop. Hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"55 and can't touch my nose with my elbow "

How many will try to see if they can?

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By *inkShyWoman
11 weeks ago

near Windsor

39. Can't roll my R's

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

36 - I can't get a girlfriend.

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By *uscious_Lady1Woman
11 weeks ago

Norwich

41 - can’t wink with both eyes… can only wink with my left eye

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By *rRiosMan
11 weeks ago

dublin

"41 - can’t wink with both eyes… can only wink with my left eye

I can wink with both eyes simultaneously

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By *agatoXXXMan
11 weeks ago

Mordor

55, and I can't be nice to tories.

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By *liza_13Woman
11 weeks ago

Hamilton

41 and have dairy

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
11 weeks ago

Markfield

Hi, I’m 54 and I can’t roller skate

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By *tzAMan
11 weeks ago

Worcester

22 and I can’t whistle

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By *nlimitedfunMan
11 weeks ago

Lowdham

31 can't sleep

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
11 weeks ago

Markfield

"55 and can't touch my nose with my elbow "

Can you touch your elbows with your tongue tho?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
11 weeks ago

Markfield

"45, can't lick my elbows"

But can you touch your nose with them?

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"41 - can’t wink with both eyes… can only wink with my left eye

Interesting. 60. I can't wink (it ends up looking like some facial contortion - means I'm useless at wink murder, but win staring contests without blinking)

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By *till gameMan
11 weeks ago

two doors down

56 and I can’t fly

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By *nthonyb1986Man
11 weeks ago

north west

38 x

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By *oomarangMan
11 weeks ago

Chester

52 can’t whistle and find a local lady for weekend fun haha

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By *am882Man
11 weeks ago

Northampton

34 and can’t get a meet or a reply ??

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By *ngel-ishandtheswingersCouple
11 weeks ago

Colchester

Mike, 53

Can't fucking sleep properly

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By *ty31Man
11 weeks ago

NW London

Get away with being irresponsible anymore

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By *hite pineappleCouple
11 weeks ago

leeds

25 Retire xx

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Forty something, and there’s nothing I can’t do

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By *andy 1Couple
11 weeks ago

northeast

i can't say no

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By *restonguy1981Man
11 weeks ago

preston

Hi I’m Jay, 43 and I cannot do anything mediocre

I invest in what ever it is I do completely

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By *ityguyMan
11 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Hi I'm 61 and can't seem to find any genuine people to meet on here as I've travelled twice now and both times no shows.

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By *alloSpaceboyMan
11 weeks ago

Carmarthen

47. Can’t speak another language (to my shame… AND I have tried).

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

51 suck my cock

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By *avexxMan
11 weeks ago

cheshire

19 ride a bike

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By *urls and DressesWoman
11 weeks ago

Somewhere near here

37 - I can’t miss an opportunity for a break away

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By *heelerMan
11 weeks ago

Northants

58 and cant find a local FB on here

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By *adyluck..Woman
11 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

52 and splits plus ride a bike

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By *uperS77Man
11 weeks ago

Gloucester

53 and tear sellotape off with my teeth

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By *ustincider888Man
11 weeks ago

Preston Ish

49.

Eat a fruit pastel without chewing it

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By *uperS77Man
11 weeks ago

Gloucester

"49.

Eat a fruit pastel without chewing it "

Gotta chew gotta chew

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By *dventurous biMan
11 weeks ago

tesside

70 can’t accept that that’s old

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By *poolGuyMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

"55 and can't touch my nose with my elbow

How many will try to see if they can?

Did you try?

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By *illie fitMan
11 weeks ago

wonderland

53 get a meet

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By *poolGuyMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

"55 and can't touch my nose with my elbow

Can you touch your elbows with your tongue tho? "

More fun touching someone else's with my tongue

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By *hePleasurerMan
11 weeks ago

Cheshire

235, can't deal with numbers

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By *acktar74Man
11 weeks ago

leeds

50 . Cant recognise flirting

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By *ripfillMan
11 weeks ago

havant

"54 -cant bite my toe nails

I can still do that

oooh whats your secret??

Just very bendy."

This doesn’t seem right ! - gagging at the thought

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
11 weeks ago

Markfield

"55 and can't touch my nose with my elbow

Can you touch your elbows with your tongue tho?

More fun touching someone else's with my tongue

Nose or elbow?

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By *ripfillMan
11 weeks ago

havant

I can not help licking my lips after a donut

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By *ath_ladMan
11 weeks ago

Bath

40 I can’t touch my nose with my tongue

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By *poolGuyMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

"55 and can't touch my nose with my elbow

Can you touch your elbows with your tongue tho?

More fun touching someone else's with my tongue

Nose or elbow? "

Both of course

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By *arkus1812Man
11 weeks ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Can no longer get an erection

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

33 and I seemingly can’t get laid

I’m joking, I hope haha

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By *weet6Woman
11 weeks ago

East Riding

Roll my Rrrrrr's

Very disappointing

Sxx

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
11 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

I’m 21 and I can’t count

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By *hipdaleCouple
11 weeks ago

Greenhithe

Mr 55 can't swim

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

69 and a half

Run a four minute mile

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

"I’m 21 and I can’t count

You can count alright. It's self deception you've got a prob with

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By *inkShyWoman
11 weeks ago

near Windsor

"53

Roll my Rrrrrr's

Very disappointing

Sxx"

Snap. I sound like a deranged lunatic

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By *ustamanMan
11 weeks ago

weymouth

65 (nearly) and windsurf

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By *avexxMan
11 weeks ago

cheshire

78 cant get out of the chair

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By *00 Percent CheekyMan
11 weeks ago

Swindon

Juggle

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By *potter123Man
11 weeks ago

Near

41 and I can't Autofellatio

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
11 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"I’m 21 and I can’t count

You can count alright. It's self deception you've got a prob with

Oh I have no problem with it Granny.

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
11 weeks ago

carluke

50’s. Get up without making a noise

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
11 weeks ago

Leeds

Whistle

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By *akHeartWoodMan
11 weeks ago

Crawley

I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

46 and cant get it up

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By *ariposa-EvaWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex

Cannot put air in car tyres

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By *Silver-Man
11 weeks ago

Mold

50yrs old and I can't sing

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By *yrshirecurvesWoman
11 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Be arsed.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

I’m 47 and I can’t smile for a photo without looking and feeling weird.

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11 weeks ago

"I’m 47 and I can’t smile for a photo without looking and feeling weird."

You look cute when you do that little smirk thing in a video though.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
11 weeks ago

Leeds

42, i can’t deepthroat a vagina, can’t get the hips in.

The mr

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
11 weeks ago

kent

I’m 46, and I can’t go out of my depth in a swimming pool.

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By *JandCMCouple
11 weeks ago

cardiff

58 n can't sit down or stand up without making a sound.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
11 weeks ago

St Neots

I'm 35 and I can't pee at a urinal if someone is next to me

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By *aytime78Man
11 weeks ago

west midlands

45 pull on ere lol

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By *ora the explorerWoman
11 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

53 and can’t be arsed

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By *r SproutMan
11 weeks ago

the middle somewhere

47. Sit ups

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By *he love catsCouple
11 weeks ago

South Wales

54 and can't do handbrake turn's anymore.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
11 weeks ago

Portsmouth

I'm 47 and I can't drive a car

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