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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
21 weeks ago

Central

What is Viking build? I'm unaware of a supposed build that viing men has, though I assume that they were strong enough to fight hard.

I've seen it in profiles

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
21 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Actually Sophie, they are a construction company from South Manchester

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
21 weeks ago

Always on the move

I have Northen European blood. Does that make me a Viking? If so...I am viking build

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
21 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Well I never,

Just found a few sites that promise to get you a Viking Build.......

Just strong like a viking n muscley ...

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By *eordieJeansCouple
21 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

It’s usually a bloke with a beard and a man bun and that’s his entire personality.

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By *C44Man
21 weeks ago

Newbourne


"It’s usually a bloke with a beard and a man bun and that’s his entire personality."

Don't forget the thors hammer necklace ??

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By *illy IdolMan
21 weeks ago

Midlands


"It’s usually a bloke with a beard and a man bun and that’s his entire personality."

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By *avexxMan
21 weeks ago

cheshire

big hairy geezer

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

When Viking build big house for house people

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By *imply DeeWoman
21 weeks ago

Wherever

Fat and hairy, in all the wrong places.

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By *lder.Woman
21 weeks ago

Not Local

A tall muscled up version of a dadbod is what it brings to my mind. Beards and long hair. Jewellery, horns and fur capes added extras.

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By *inkShyWoman
21 weeks ago

near Windsor

Think it means built like a brick shithouse.

But I have viking blood, so could also mean short and chunky.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
21 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

What it means here & what it actually means are going to be 2 different things.

I thought it would mean someone who damn near a bodybuilder, but that's probably not the case with people using it on here

A bit like "rugby build", you imagine a Rugby player, but what you actually get a is a stocky fat bloke

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By *itSurreyCoupleCouple
21 weeks ago

Reigate

The opposite of me! Ha

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By *onnyJohnMan
21 weeks ago

Doncaster

A muscled up bearded tattooed hard looking fucka generally with a mullet or some twat knot who in reality couldn't change a plug and jumps at the sight of spiders..

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By *avexxMan
21 weeks ago

cheshire


"A muscled up bearded tattooed hard looking fucka generally with a mullet or some twat knot who in reality couldn't change a plug and jumps at the sight of spiders.. "
,, thats him

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By *hunky GentMan
21 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Think of me, but longer hair.

Maybe a few pounds lighter.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
21 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"I have Northen European blood. Does that make me a Viking? If so...I am viking build"

Being a nerd, I went to a talk about Viking genetics at the British Museum. Basically, if you’re ethnically a Brit then you’re descended from vikings somewhere in your heritage (I expect it’s probably the same for all European)

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By *hunky GentMan
21 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I have Northen European blood. Does that make me a Viking? If so...I am viking build

Being a nerd, I went to a talk about Viking genetics at the British Museum. Basically, if you’re ethnically a Brit then you’re descended from vikings somewhere in your heritage (I expect it’s probably the same for all European)"

My surname is Scandinavian so I must have some viking in me.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"What it means here & what it actually means are going to be 2 different things.

I thought it would mean someone who damn near a bodybuilder, but that's probably not the case with people using it on here

A bit like "rugby build", you imagine a Rugby player, but what you actually get a is a stocky fat bloke "

Too true.

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By *hunky GentMan
21 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"What it means here & what it actually means are going to be 2 different things.

I thought it would mean someone who damn near a bodybuilder, but that's probably not the case with people using it on here

A bit like "rugby build", you imagine a Rugby player, but what you actually get a is a stocky fat bloke "

That's me.

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By *ou only live onceMan
21 weeks ago

London


"It’s usually a bloke with a beard and a man bun and that’s his entire personality."

Preach!

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By *igR93Man
21 weeks ago

Sarcasm City


"It’s usually a bloke with a beard and a man bun and that’s his entire personality."

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By *punk n gushCouple
21 weeks ago

kent


"What it means here & what it actually means are going to be 2 different things.

I thought it would mean someone who damn near a bodybuilder, but that's probably not the case with people using it on here

A bit like "rugby build", you imagine a Rugby player, but what you actually get a is a stocky fat bloke

That's me. "

Got the viking build and muscles cos I'm a massive 6'5

19 stone 3 but no facial hair does that interest any of the ladies

My wife excluded lol hi hunni xxx

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By *hunky GentMan
21 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"What it means here & what it actually means are going to be 2 different things.

I thought it would mean someone who damn near a bodybuilder, but that's probably not the case with people using it on here

A bit like "rugby build", you imagine a Rugby player, but what you actually get a is a stocky fat bloke

That's me.

Got the viking build and muscles cos I'm a massive 6'5

19 stone 3 but no facial hair does that interest any of the ladies

My wife excluded lol hi hunni xxx"

I was more thinking that I'm the 'presumed' rugby build - 5'8" and 21 stone.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"A muscled up bearded tattooed hard looking fucka generally with a mullet or some twat knot who in reality couldn't change a plug and jumps at the sight of spiders.. ,, thats him "

Wow guys,nice bit of generalisation there. Just for the record I spent 16 years gathering medals in NI, former Yugoslavian states Afghanistan and Iraq (sleeping in tents with spiders the size of dinner plates) maintaining helicopters. Have helped design and deliver both aircraft and nuclear powerplants and have never had anyone fix any motor I've ever owned including engine conversions.

It's true, I've grown my hair and look after myself and am sporting a bit of a beard because I'm going to a festival with a load of other guys and gals with Twat knots.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
21 weeks ago

Tamworth

Uhtred. Nothing else will do.

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By *hunky GentMan
21 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Uhtred. Nothing else will do. "

I'll get me coat.

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By *punk n gushCouple
21 weeks ago

kent


"Uhtred. Nothing else will do.

I'll get me coat.

"

Left the building

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By *hunky GentMan
21 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Uhtred. Nothing else will do.

I'll get me coat.

Left the building "

Stage left.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
21 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"A muscled up bearded tattooed hard looking fucka generally with a mullet or some twat knot who in reality couldn't change a plug and jumps at the sight of spiders.. ,, thats him

Wow guys,nice bit of generalisation there. Just for the record I spent 16 years gathering medals in NI, former Yugoslavian states Afghanistan and Iraq (sleeping in tents with spiders the size of dinner plates) maintaining helicopters. Have helped design and deliver both aircraft and nuclear powerplants and have never had anyone fix any motor I've ever owned including engine conversions.

It's true, I've grown my hair and look after myself and am sporting a bit of a beard because I'm going to a festival with a load of other guys and gals with Twat knots."

It’s a shame your pics are only of the Mrs

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By *a LunaWoman
21 weeks ago

South Wales

Big rawwwwwwrrrrr type of build.

Beard

Long hair

That’s what I think of when I think of a Viking.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
21 weeks ago

Central


"A muscled up bearded tattooed hard looking fucka generally with a mullet or some twat knot who in reality couldn't change a plug and jumps at the sight of spiders.. "

That's the best

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
21 weeks ago

Central


"A muscled up bearded tattooed hard looking fucka generally with a mullet or some twat knot who in reality couldn't change a plug and jumps at the sight of spiders..

That's the best "

Not that I'm looking for a man like that

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
21 weeks ago

Central


"Big rawwwwwwrrrrr type of build.

Beard

Long hair

That’s what I think of when I think of a Viking.

"

I'd probably agree. I saw a chubby bloke who disliked shaving instead

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"A muscled up bearded tattooed hard looking fucka generally with a mullet or some twat knot who in reality couldn't change a plug and jumps at the sight of spiders.. ,, thats him

Wow guys,nice bit of generalisation there. Just for the record I spent 16 years gathering medals in NI, former Yugoslavian states Afghanistan and Iraq (sleeping in tents with spiders the size of dinner plates) maintaining helicopters. Have helped design and deliver both aircraft and nuclear powerplants and have never had anyone fix any motor I've ever owned including engine conversions.

It's true, I've grown my hair and look after myself and am sporting a bit of a beard because I'm going to a festival with a load of other guys and gals with Twat knots.

It’s a shame your pics are only of the Mrs"

Mostly nobody has been interested in seeing the male side of our equation as you asked so nicely I switched on some private ones. To be fair I am a bit of a crap viking as I don't have any tattoos and I am more athletic than beef build

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By *urry BlokeMan
21 weeks ago

Stalybridge


"It’s usually a bloke with a beard and a man bun and that’s his entire personality."

Ouch

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
21 weeks ago

Central


"Actually Sophie, they are a construction company from South Manchester "

Thanks Granny. Should we be looking at their blokes? Have you had them in?

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By *onnyJohnMan
21 weeks ago

Doncaster


"A muscled up bearded tattooed hard looking fucka generally with a mullet or some twat knot who in reality couldn't change a plug and jumps at the sight of spiders.. ,, thats him

Wow guys,nice bit of generalisation there. Just for the record I spent 16 years gathering medals in NI, former Yugoslavian states Afghanistan and Iraq (sleeping in tents with spiders the size of dinner plates) maintaining helicopters. Have helped design and deliver both aircraft and nuclear powerplants and have never had anyone fix any motor I've ever owned including engine conversions.

It's true, I've grown my hair and look after myself and am sporting a bit of a beard because I'm going to a festival with a load of other guys and gals with Twat knots."

Aye, tis a generalisation, but a fairly accurate one, not to say there aren't exceptions to the rule... and you're not the only one with medals

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
21 weeks ago

Central

I must add that I've some especially attractive, muscled, strong looking men, who described themselves as Vikings. Yes please,

It was the use of Viking build that threw me, as I'd not perceived the men of old to have been anything but strong men, able to navigate and fight

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