FabSwingers.com forum: thats the problem with shoplifting

By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

you can't try things on!!!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh and i thought you went to the changing rooms and put the clothes on under loads of layers so the security tags dont go off. I must be behind the times

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Brilliant line from dinner ladies thats just been on - julie walters riving at her dress coming out of the loo - she was probably farting as well!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Shoplifting in iceland must be a bugger!!!

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Shoplifting in iceland must be a bugger!!!"

only when you stick it up your bum

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Shoplifting in iceland must be a bugger!!!

only when you stick it up your bum"

Would that be the ducks bum that pearl has lost

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Shoplifting in iceland must be a bugger!!!

only when you stick it up your bum

Would that be the ducks bum that pearl has lost"

Hey, don't you dare tell her where that tasty little morsel is!!! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoplifting in iceland must be a bugger!!!

only when you stick it up your bum

Would that be the ducks bum that pearl has lost"

PMSL!

That's probably gone into some kind of value meat pie!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Shoplifting in iceland must be a bugger!!!

only when you stick it up your bum

Would that be the ducks bum that pearl has lost

Hey, don't you dare tell her where that tasty little morsel is!!! Z"

Secrets safe with me but at least i can sleep tonight knowing where it is lolol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Shit one mention of that ducks bum and she was here lol

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Shit one mention of that ducks bum and she was here lol"

i know - she's pretty wick! Z xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoplifting in iceland must be a bugger!!!"

pssssst, in the northern parts of Iceland its dark non stop for about 4 months of the year, lets you get away with all sorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit one mention of that ducks bum and she was here lol"

I am off to bed soon, so play away!

Just hope I can get a good night's sleep without coughing!

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Shit one mention of that ducks bum and she was here lol

I am off to bed soon, so play away!

Just hope I can get a good night's sleep without coughing!

Night, sweet dreams xxx

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Been thinking about the frozen pork loin nabbed in iceland down mi pants and i think i will have to go vegetarian. Why dont we have an expert shop lifter still here to give frozen goods nicking advice

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Been thinking about the frozen pork loin nabbed in iceland down mi pants and i think i will have to go vegetarian. Why dont we have an expert shop lifter still here to give frozen goods nicking advice

Get on to admin - we need a 'button' for shoplifting advice!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Get on to admin - we need a 'button' for shoplifting advice!"

bubble wrap and tin foil insulation i think. No way id get a frozen turkey down mi pants though

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Get on to admin - we need a 'button' for shoplifting advice!

bubble wrap and tin foil insulation i think. No way id get a frozen turkey down mi pants though

put a big hat on and tuck it under that but you'd have to get out quick!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Get on to admin - we need a 'button' for shoplifting advice!

bubble wrap and tin foil insulation i think. No way id get a frozen turkey down mi pants though

put a big hat on and tuck it under that but you'd have to get out quick!"

Well i have mi top hat but you would struggle to stuff a turkey in it

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Get on to admin - we need a 'button' for shoplifting advice!

bubble wrap and tin foil insulation i think. No way id get a frozen turkey down mi pants though

put a big hat on and tuck it under that but you'd have to get out quick!

Well i have mi top hat but you would struggle to stuff a turkey in it

just plump for a smallish chicken then!

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