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"I've put too much chlorine in my infinity pool...... what can I do to rectify this ? I feel so stupid" I've got a foolproof chlorine reduction method, but you'll need three origami gerbils, a roll of bubble wrap, two sheets of sticky-backed plastic, some ready-rolled puff pastry, and a stop sign. | |||
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"I've put too much chlorine in my infinity pool...... what can I do to rectify this ? I feel so stupid" Don't worry. There's only an infinitesimal chance of it burning the backs of your eyeballs, Granny  | |||
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"I've put too much chlorine in my infinity pool...... what can I do to rectify this ? I feel so stupid I've got a foolproof chlorine reduction method, but you'll need three origami gerbils, a roll of bubble wrap, two sheets of sticky-backed plastic, some ready-rolled puff pastry, and a stop sign." Im a gerbil short... the rest I have. Hint to you .... we don't call it 'puff' anymore it's not P.C. = Pastrycally Correct .. | |||
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"I've put too much chlorine in my infinity pool...... what can I do to rectify this ? I feel so stupid I've got a foolproof chlorine reduction method, but you'll need three origami gerbils, a roll of bubble wrap, two sheets of sticky-backed plastic, some ready-rolled puff pastry, and a stop sign. Im a gerbil short... the rest I have. Hint to you .... we don't call it 'puff' anymore it's not P.C. = Pastrycally Correct .. " I just made a new batch today so I can spot you the third. I'm so sorry, I didn't realise: what are we calling it now? | |||
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"We are calling it Waft Pastry ...... " I'll keep that in mind. Oh hey, do you remember that old TV show, Waft the Magic Dragon? | |||
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"We are calling it Waft Pastry ...... I'll keep that in mind. Oh hey, do you remember that old TV show, Waft the Magic Dragon?" Do I ? Indeed I do. I remember the one with my favourite breed of bird in it ...... Guess | |||
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"Have a wee in the pool? " Boo No ... that's if a wasp sting your fancy | |||
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"Put a potato in it...or is that too much salt?" I tried that but he complained to the police. | |||
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"Put a potato in it...or is that too much salt? I tried that but he complained to the police. " Yeah well that's just typical of him | |||
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"I've put too much chlorine in my infinity pool*...... what can I do to rectify this ? I feel so stupid" * patio inflatable paddling pool. | |||
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"Drink it and leave the rest to your bodies amazing filtering capability " I've read this three times now ..... I've done the maths and at 25,000 litres or 75,000 cup fulls ...... I may be some time | |||
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"Drink it and leave the rest to your bodies amazing filtering capability I've read this three times now ..... I've done the maths and at 25,000 litres or 75,000 cup fulls ...... I may be some time " 2 straws half the time.  | |||
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"Adding algaecide, but won’t enough by the sounds of it? Lid off is good, as UV really helps. Have you balanced the PH? Ping me privately if you need further assistance? " Thank you  at last a sensible person | |||
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" Thank you at last a sensible person"Agh… sensible? Yep… wrong guy..  | |||
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"Bung a few swingers in there. A bit of sweat, piss, cum, fanny juice, will soon balance things up. " Classy - just like being back at Newport | |||
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"Bung a few swingers in there. A bit of sweat, piss, cum, fanny juice, will soon balance things up. Classy - just like being back at Newport " Exactly.
I’m a classy dude. | |||
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