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"I think you are maybe delusional or encouraging it .... PASS her the phone ffs... If a bloke stood too close to me he'd only get that one chance." Stop sitting on the fence granny, and say what you mean  | |||
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"I think you are maybe delusional or encouraging it .... PASS her the phone ffs... If a bloke stood too close to me he'd only get that one chance. Stop sitting on the fence granny, and say what you mean "Can't. I have to be gentle these modern times | |||
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"the thing is she came closer to me I didn’t instigate it and she was perfectly comfortable with it but thanks for your reply "Click on 'reply and quote', so we know who you are responding to  | |||
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"the thing is she came closer to me I didn’t instigate it and she was perfectly comfortable with it but thanks for your reply "Well you need to protect yourself. Next time you want to show her a picture and she moves too close say ..... Oi ..... love .... NO back across that line and use the binocs...... no titty rubs on me arm. Seriously, don't put yourself in peril | |||
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"Just move away from her " See.... I KNEW captain sensible would come in ...... God Jack I larrrrrrrfed at that. No brainer innit  | |||
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"Just move away from her See.... I KNEW captain sensible would come in ...... God Jack I larrrrrrrfed at that. No brainer innit "I would’ve thought so Common sense is not always common | |||
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"the thing is she came closer to me I didn’t instigate it and she was perfectly comfortable with it but thanks for your reply
Well you need to protect yourself.
Next time you want to show her a picture and she moves too close say .....
Oi ..... love .... NO back across that line and use the binocs...... no titty rubs on me arm.
Seriously, don't put yourself in peril ". ha ha thanks Granny Crumpet love your humour | |||
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"I love this thread already. If it was a case of a lad getting too close, it would already be called assault regardless whether it was done with malice or not But it’s a woman, who has sensitivity on her boobs. And the poor guy gets the blame, is called delusional and it’s a flurry of excuses for a woman that apparently has no sensitivity on her breast "Nah. I'd give the woman ( presumably an adult ) the same advice. Take responsibility and pass him the phone ... or move as suggested by someone else. | |||
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"She knows. I know how to lean so I'm not titting someone, and I find it hard to believe anyone has such poor spatial awareness that they accidentally tit your arm without immediately backing away. I'm not saying she's doing it to get you excited, maybe she just has itchy nipples, maybe her bra isn't very supportive and she's using your arm to take the weight off her back for a minute, but I can't believe she doesn't know she's doing it." This. If she does have such poor spatial awareness it would be obvious in other ways. She’d be banging into things all around the office. | |||
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"Whatever the ladies intrinsic intentions, I am never offended whenever a boob collides against my person "Haha, I saw the original post and thought "blob" was some kind of slang term. | |||
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"The foolproof test O.P. is rub your cock on her leg..... See how much she's into you then " That’s funny ! Excellent | |||
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"Whatever the ladies intrinsic intentions, I am never offended whenever a boob collides against my person
Haha, I saw the original post and thought "blob" was some kind of slang term."  | |||
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"the thing is she came closer to me I didn’t instigate it and she was perfectly comfortable with it but thanks for your reply "Be like Donkey in Shrek and yell: "Hey, that is unwanted physical contact." | |||
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"Don't read too much into it op. Unless there's other indications she's doing it on purpose. " No one has made the 'porpoise' comment today. | |||
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"Can I just point out ....... We shouldn't be comparing cock with tits. It's easier to tit someone when leaning in to look at their phone .... due to the proximity of tits to arms etc.. Now if I held my phone out to you to show you sommat and your COCK suddenly rubbed my arm I think there 's more room for concern and less room for benefit of the doubt. Step away from the tits ..... "If a man’s cock can reach and touch you from arms length, I’d say it’s the chaps cause for much pride | |||
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"I only have tiny tits. I have to work really hard to press them against somebody "unintentionally". My big boobed friends often knock me with theirs though. Some deliberately playfully, some accidentally and immediately mortified, and some just because it's a thing that happens in close proximity and neither of us is getting weirded out by it. OP. My advice is never assume a woman is into you. If you really think she is. Ask. Have clarity. Don't set everyone up for confusion and disappointment." . I didn’t assume she’s “into me” but I reckon she is just doing it for a bit of a kick | |||
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"Can I just point out ....... We shouldn't be comparing cock with tits. It's easier to tit someone when leaning in to look at their phone .... due to the proximity of tits to arms etc.. Now if I held my phone out to you to show you sommat and your COCK suddenly rubbed my arm I think there 's more room for concern and less room for benefit of the doubt. Step away from the tits .....
If a man’s cock can reach and touch you from arms length, I’d say it’s the chaps cause for much pride "and he'd be very popular | |||
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"I only have tiny tits. I have to work really hard to press them against somebody "unintentionally". My big boobed friends often knock me with theirs though. Some deliberately playfully, some accidentally and immediately mortified, and some just because it's a thing that happens in close proximity and neither of us is getting weirded out by it. OP. My advice is never assume a woman is into you. If you really think she is. Ask. Have clarity. Don't set everyone up for confusion and disappointment.. I didn’t assume she’s “into me” but I reckon she is just doing it for a bit of a kick " I dream of tit and upper arm sex often | |||
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"Hussies. "Sluts ! | |||
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"She knows. I know how to lean so I'm not titting someone, and I find it hard to believe anyone has such poor spatial awareness that they accidentally tit your arm without immediately backing away. I'm not saying she's doing it to get you excited, maybe she just has itchy nipples, maybe her bra isn't very supportive and she's using your arm to take the weight off her back for a minute, but I can't believe she doesn't know she's doing it." ha ha I agree 100% | |||
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Sluts !"Where? | |||
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"Hussies.
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Where?"Look for me, you'll see them running in the opposite direction. | |||
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"Similar…I also wonder this when I go in for a platonic hug with a guy friend. Obviously I’m very aware I’ve just pressed my mammories into him. Do guys notice this?" Gizza hug and I'll let you know.  | |||
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"More work needs to be done Less looking at phones Stop over thinking it And calm the cock down Sometimes its impossible for contact not to be made if you own large tits! It's not always done on purpose and we can't exactly "breathe in" and make them smaller. I've apologised in the past if my boobs have attacked someone randomly and funnily enough not one person has been offended by it. " I hold mine in when I'm squishing past people on buses. They have to suffer the huge arse though. | |||
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"More work needs to be done Less looking at phones Stop over thinking it And calm the cock down Sometimes its impossible for contact not to be made if you own large tits! It's not always done on purpose and we can't exactly "breathe in" and make them smaller. I've apologised in the past if my boobs have attacked someone randomly and funnily enough not one person has been offended by it. I hold mine in when I'm squishing past people on buses. They have to suffer the huge arse though." I was going to include my massive arse too but wasn't sure if it would set people off with the fact I can't suck neither my tits or arse in whilst squeezing past people stood in the way. | |||
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"I love this thread already. If it was a case of a lad getting too close, it would already be called assault regardless whether it was done with malice or not But it’s a woman, who has sensitivity on her boobs. And the poor guy gets the blame, is called delusional and it’s a flurry of excuses for a woman that apparently has no sensitivity on her breast "Are you forgetting about bras and clothing? They're probably not as sensitive as you think they would be, squashed against an arm. Unless she's gently swaying to her own beat. | |||
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"More work needs to be done Less looking at phones Stop over thinking it And calm the cock down Sometimes its impossible for contact not to be made if you own large tits! It's not always done on purpose and we can't exactly "breathe in" and make them smaller. I've apologised in the past if my boobs have attacked someone randomly and funnily enough not one person has been offended by it. I hold mine in when I'm squishing past people on buses. They have to suffer the huge arse though. I was going to include my massive arse too but wasn't sure if it would set people off with the fact I can't suck neither my tits or arse in whilst squeezing past people stood in the way. "I barrel my way through on packed buses, hoping my bags clear the way. | |||
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" I barrel my way through on packed buses, hoping my bags clear the way. " You call your boobs 'bags'? | |||
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" I barrel my way through on packed buses, hoping my bags clear the way. You call your boobs 'bags'? "Fun bags | |||
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"You literally can not be normal and polite to a man without him thinking you want to fuck him My tattoo artist accidently put her tit in my hand once cause she was tattooing my arm and leaning over me. You know what I did? Nothing because I understand that these things happen sometimes " Exactly.. this is what I tell people all the time when I accidentally put my cock on their hands | |||
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"They’re called knockers for a reason. The buggers can’t not touch random things or people. " | |||
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"You literally can not be normal and polite to a man without him thinking you want to fuck him My tattoo artist accidently put her tit in my hand once cause she was tattooing my arm and leaning over me. You know what I did? Nothing because I understand that these things happen sometimes " How can you be sure she wasn’t just being creepy to get a cheap thrill and abuse her position? | |||
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"Those add a cup size bras are very padded, if she's wearing one of those she *might* not be aware. I'd be surprised if she wasn't though. I don't think anyone ought to be pressing any part of themselves up against colleagues really. I certainly managed an entire career without doing it" I'll confess to having pressed myself up against a colleague. He's here with me right now and we're about to get nekkid and snuggle in bed | |||
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"Those add a cup size bras are very padded, if she's wearing one of those she *might* not be aware. I'd be surprised if she wasn't though. I don't think anyone ought to be pressing any part of themselves up against colleagues really. I certainly managed an entire career without doing it I'll confess to having pressed myself up against a colleague. He's here with me right now and we're about to get nekkid and snuggle in bed "Well I should have mentioned that I also did and do .
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"Those add a cup size bras are very padded, if she's wearing one of those she *might* not be aware. I'd be surprised if she wasn't though. I don't think anyone ought to be pressing any part of themselves up against colleagues really. I certainly managed an entire career without doing it I'll confess to having pressed myself up against a colleague. He's here with me right now and we're about to get nekkid and snuggle in bed
Well I should have mentioned that I also did and do .
However *in general* pressing is to be discouraged in the work place unless it's a dry cleaners"I solemnly nod in agreement with this. It's a technicality, being married to a colleague! | |||
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"I used to go to a female barber who had fantastic tits and who loved to rub them against me whilst moving around me with the clippers, she was very obvious about it - I was married and being a good boy at the time and I made it clear - she just enjoyed the flirting and teasing and was just having fun. Now I’m single I ought to go and get a trim…" Hopefully she doesn't take too many inches off  | |||
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"I used to go to a female barber who had fantastic tits and who loved to rub them against me whilst moving around me with the clippers, she was very obvious about it - I was married and being a good boy at the time and I made it clear - she just enjoyed the flirting and teasing and was just having fun. Now I’m single I ought to go and get a trim… Hopefully she doesn't take too many inches off " No - I’m sure she was hoping to cause the cape to rise though. She always gave me a nice haircut though, I think she used to cut and style it the way she liked it to look, | |||
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