FabSwingers.com forum: I've cleaned my Kettle ....

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
21 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

This is not a eupemism ....

What could you have done today that's not a euphemism either

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By *he Silver FuxMan
21 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

I’ve put a load of coloureds on

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
21 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I've drizzled some sour cream over my tagliatelle.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
21 weeks ago

London

I hung some stuff out to dry. If you know what I mean, granny.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
21 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve mowed my grass, Granny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
21 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"I've drizzled some sour cream over my tagliatelle.

I wish to apologise beforehand but that sounded sheksy !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
21 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"I hung some stuff out to dry. If you know what I mean, granny.

The other crims ?

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

i gave it a proper going over.

*I serviced a machine I use in work

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
21 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"i gave it a proper going over.

*I serviced a machine I use in work "

oily rag ?

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Trimmed a bush

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
21 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

hammered a shaft

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By *ickshawedCouple
21 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I watched a man enter through my back passage

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

I could of been productive.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
21 weeks ago

Wirral

I had a wank.

It's possible I may have misunderstood this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

"i gave it a proper going over.

*I serviced a machine I use in work

oily rag ?"

It was soaked!

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By *elvet RopeMan
21 weeks ago

by the big field

That explains the new angle grinder

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By *eavilMan
21 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Thought about muffin the mule.

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By *a LunaWoman
21 weeks ago

South Wales

Emptied my drawers

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By *r John WickMan
21 weeks ago

The Continental

I reamed out a hole

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By *B69Woman
21 weeks ago

Wiltshire

I spread some love

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By *he love catsCouple
21 weeks ago

South Wales

I sanded down my shaft on my pick axe handle.

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
21 weeks ago

Norwichish

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
21 weeks ago

Norwichish

I did a bit of double entry for my client

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By *inUpProWoman
21 weeks ago

Liverpool

Finally finished my holiday washing

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
21 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"I had a wank.

It's possible I may have misunderstood this thread."

Is that a euphemism for boiling a ham shank

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By *r.SJMan
21 weeks ago

Wellingborough

I've been playing with wood

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By *elloWoman
21 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Today I had two men round my flat to sort out my plumbing, they managed to get things hot, wet and steamy

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

I cleaned out my overflowing box.

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By *ild_oatsMan
21 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Was outside pegging ….

The washing on the line….

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By *layfullsamMan
21 weeks ago

Solihull

Enjoyed a tasty cream pie technically an eclair

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

I drilled some holes and then polished some wood whilst playing with my power tool this afternoon.

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By *olarbear73Man
21 weeks ago

Glasgow

I’ve dipped my toe in the lake

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

I played around .. sorry i played a round

I also, washed my balls.

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By *nnCeeWoman
21 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I snaffled a cupcake

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

I liked the sugar off a ring doughnut.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
21 weeks ago

East Sussex

I pinched the tips out of my cucumbers.

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By *lueLotusWoman
21 weeks ago

the wilderness

I groomed my pussy

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By *ripfillMan
21 weeks ago

havant

All the left over lemons from my G&T’s goes into

The freezer

Then

To descale the kettle i boil it to remove the calcium carbonate it a winner - dinner

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By *lueLotusWoman
21 weeks ago

the wilderness

I tossed then dressed a salad

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
21 weeks ago

Wirral.

I've just polished off a box of Lily O'briens. Tasty x

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

"I tossed then dressed a salad"

Lucky salad !

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By *orksguy1965Man
21 weeks ago

Howden

Had a few beers tonight

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By *iBiker600Man
21 weeks ago

Don of Swines

Doing The Full Monty stage musical show

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By *agnar73Man
21 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Never really cleaned my kettle but Scottish water is nice.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
21 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"Never really cleaned my kettle but Scottish water is nice. "

Oot of the Milngavies. The wee bairns piss in it

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
21 weeks ago

Wirral.

"Never really cleaned my kettle but Scottish water is nice.

Oot of the Milngavies. The wee bairns piss in it "

I did too, last week. Soz

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By *agnar73Man
21 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Never really cleaned my kettle but Scottish water is nice.

Oot of the Milngavies. The wee bairns piss in it "

Thankfully it doesn’t come from there where I am

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By *agnar73Man
21 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Never really cleaned my kettle but Scottish water is nice.

Oot of the Milngavies. The wee bairns piss in it

I did too, last week. Soz

Not again.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
21 weeks ago

Wirral.

"Never really cleaned my kettle but Scottish water is nice.

Oot of the Milngavies. The wee bairns piss in it

I did too, last week. Soz

Not again."

Teeny bladder + menopause, Rags. I'm often spotted squatting g at roadsides.....

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By *agnar73Man
21 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Never really cleaned my kettle but Scottish water is nice.

Oot of the Milngavies. The wee bairns piss in it

I did too, last week. Soz

Not again.

Teeny bladder + menopause, Rags. I'm often spotted squatting g at roadsides....."

If that excuse works for what you do with men at roadsides I’ll accept it.

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By *agatoXXXMan
21 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"This is not a eupemism ....

What could you have done today that's not a euphemism either "

Boiled my cock.

For soup.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I drew a numbered diagram of an arsehole, perineum and vagina.

Make of that what you will..

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By *agatoXXXMan
21 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"I drew a numbered diagram of an arsehole, perineum and vagina.

Make of that what you will..

Who was the arsehole, or do you not want to name and shame?

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By *eronikapaulCouple
21 weeks ago

Reading

I got my oats this morning but because Mrs. is away there was sadly no crumpet on offer.

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By *hePleasurerMan
21 weeks ago

Cheshire

I drilled and filled several tight holes then screwed them well.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
21 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

I could have got my first tattoo at 50 odd.

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By *appytochatMan
21 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

Spent all week getting dirty and coming home covered in white stuff... Fucking hate plasterboarding.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
21 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"This is not a eupemism ....

What could you have done today that's not a euphemism either "

I blew it hard and many times....my nose I have a stinking coldy.

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By *ilva69Man
21 weeks ago

stockport

Neighbour asked me if I could trim her bush while in garden yesterday

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By *ockey64Man
21 weeks ago

Gloucester

Had a bit of a rub down and touch up then got my 9 incher out with extension pole !!

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By *illie HardiganMan
21 weeks ago

Newport/Cardiff

I greased my nipples

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By *C_BristolCouple
21 weeks ago

Bristol

My dishwasher is playing up.

Put the meat in the oven.

Three is company

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