FabSwingers.com forum: What colour is your anal fluff?

By *ickshawed OP Couple
21 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I never used to get it, and then I bought new jogging bottoms. Now, even when I'm not wearing them, I inevitably get black fluff all around my unmentionables. I suspect with age I'm getting rougher around the anus. Or perhaps worse at trimming. Perhaps I need softer toilet paper.

Anyway, what colour is yours?

Do you get bellybutton fluff instead?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
21 weeks ago

East Sussex

Anal fluff!

Now there's a phrase I wasn't expecting to encounter this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

WTF?!

I don’t know whether to laugh or moan that I’m missing this anal fluff in my old age.

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By *8on33Man
21 weeks ago

winfrith

"Anal fluff!

Now there's a phrase I wasn't expecting to encounter this morning"
Anal guff more like .

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By *imply DeeWoman
21 weeks ago

Wherever

Never thought I’d ever say that but anal fluff sounds rather cute.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
21 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Anal fluff!

Now there's a phrase I wasn't expecting to encounter this morning"

Be honest, it's more exciting than bellybutton fluff. That's so passe these days

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
21 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Never thought I’d ever say that but anal fluff sounds rather cute.

Maybe with googly eyes...oooh picture idea

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By *hunky GentMan
21 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I never used to get it, and then I bought new jogging bottoms. Now, even when I'm not wearing them, I inevitably get black fluff all around my unmentionables. I suspect with age I'm getting rougher around the anus. Or perhaps worse at trimming. Perhaps I need softer toilet paper.

Anyway, what colour is yours?

Do you get bellybutton fluff instead?"

I suggest the next time you stick a toy up your butt you take it out of the sock (you stash it in) first.

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By *illy IdolMan
21 weeks ago

Midlands

I'd say slate grey

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By *iddlesticksMan
21 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Can I suggest you seek a medical opinion.

All bodily fluff accumulations are blue, ever since Adam and Eve washed their leaves with an old tissue Adam had used to clean up with, fluff has been blue.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
21 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"I suggest the next time you stick a toy up your butt you take it out of the sock (you stash it in) first.

But then Mr Socky will feel unloved

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By *hunky GentMan
21 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I suggest the next time you stick a toy up your butt you take it out of the sock (you stash it in) first.

But then Mr Socky will feel unloved

Ok, ok, ok.

Put Mr Socky on my cock whilst we use the toy on you.

Fair enough??

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
21 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"WTF?!

I don’t know whether to laugh or moan that I’m missing this anal fluff in my old age.

Buy jogging bottoms, they're a game changer

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By *eordieJeansCouple
21 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Mauve

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
21 weeks ago

North West

I get a bit of grey fluff in the crease at the back of my neck, no matter what I do or wear. I've come to accept it *shrug*

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
21 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Mauve "

Sexy

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Central

When does it start? Not heard of it before. I've had a grey hair

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By *r John WickMan
21 weeks ago

The Continental

Rainbow of course

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
21 weeks ago

Leeds

Don’t really suffer from anal fluff, but I’ve got loads of pocket fluff and an abundance of belly button fluff ( colour depending on t shirt ). Any good ?

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Is there a beneficial use for anal fluff? Can one make felt with it?

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By *agatoXXXMan
21 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Is there a beneficial use for anal fluff? Can one make felt with it?

If you collect enough, could the twirly glitter lady knit a jumper with it?

(Where is she, BTW?)

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By *B69Woman
21 weeks ago

Wiltshire

FFS first menopause and now anal fluff not sure I can take much more

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By *he National ThrustMan
21 weeks ago

Horsham, Sussex

Belly button fluff is always blue, regardless of what colour shirt I'm wearing.

That's properly odd...

As for Anal Fluff, I saw them perform on the second stage at the Reading Festival once. They were really tight.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
21 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Rainbow of course "

And does anyone get to touch the rainbow? Taste the rainbow?

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By *r John WickMan
21 weeks ago

The Continental

"Rainbow of course

And does anyone get to touch the rainbow? Taste the rainbow?

Hey, if it flicks your switch.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
21 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Is there a beneficial use for anal fluff? Can one make felt with it?

I'm sure you can if you try. You could make a good living off Etsy with it

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
21 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

No-one else with anal fluff? Or do I just have a particularly rough undercarriage?

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By *hunky GentMan
21 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"No-one else with anal fluff? Or do I just have a particularly rough undercarriage? "

Come here, let me give it a wipe.

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