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"I'm not swapping, not unless I gets SERIOUSLY better offer! "Better than me???? Surely not.  | |||
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"I want to try sensual's spuds. Anyone fancies a swap from cabin C for half an hour. "I will  | |||
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"I'll be on the sun deck with a crate of freezing cold lager and a bottle opener. "Cheers, Chunky! | |||
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"I'll be on the sun deck with a crate of freezing cold lager and a bottle opener.
Cheers, Chunky!"Are you feeling better?  | |||
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"Who has the external cabin with the balcony? fyi will bum for a view" When did you sneak on? | |||
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"I'll be on the sun deck with a crate of freezing cold lager and a bottle opener.
Cheers, Chunky!
Are you feeling better? "Beer cures sea sickness, right?? | |||
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"I'll be on the sun deck with a crate of freezing cold lager and a bottle opener.
Cheers, Chunky!
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Beer cures sea sickness, right??"Definitely  | |||
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"I'll be on the sun deck with a crate of freezing cold lager and a bottle opener.
Cheers, Chunky!
Are you feeling better?
Beer cures sea sickness, right??"Especially when it's cold. | |||
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"I want to try sensual's spuds. Anyone fancies a swap from cabin C for half an hour.
I will "I will try his spuds and will be back in cabin A within half an hour | |||
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"I'll be on the sun deck with a crate of freezing cold lager and a bottle opener.
Cheers, Chunky!
Are you feeling better?
Beer cures sea sickness, right??"if you drink enough | |||
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"I want to try sensual's spuds. Anyone fancies a swap from cabin C for half an hour.
I will
I will try his spuds and will be back in cabin A within half an hour"Okie dokie!! | |||
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"I'll be on the sun deck with a crate of freezing cold lager and a bottle opener.
Cheers, Chunky!
Are you feeling better?
Beer cures sea sickness, right??
if you drink enough "Knew it!! | |||
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"Who has the external cabin with the balcony? fyi will bum for a view When did you sneak on? " Stowed away in ur luggage Obvs you have 'staff' to carry your bags, so you didn't notice | |||
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"I want to try sensual's spuds. Anyone fancies a swap from cabin C for half an hour.
I will
I will try his spuds and will be back in cabin A within half an hour
Okie dokie!! "Just about enough time for you to give me a BJ. | |||
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"I'll be on the sun deck with a crate of freezing cold lager and a bottle opener.
Cheers, Chunky!
Are you feeling better?
Beer cures sea sickness, right??
if you drink enough
Knew it!!"I'd hold your hair back if you were unwell | |||
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"Who has the external cabin with the balcony? fyi will bum for a view When did you sneak on? Stowed away in ur luggage Obvs you have 'staff' to carry your bags, so you didn't notice " Well you may indeed have to do what you said for a place in a cabin | |||
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"I’ve swapped for the cider "Yer in Minx | |||
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"I’ve swapped for the cider
Yer in Minx "In and on it!!! | |||
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"Who has the external cabin with the balcony? fyi will bum for a view When did you sneak on? Stowed away in ur luggage Obvs you have 'staff' to carry your bags, so you didn't notice Well you may indeed have to do what you said for a place in a cabin "Is it like 'Deal or No Deal' Do I get to choose a box? | |||
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"I’ve swapped for the cider
Yer in Minx
In and on it!!! "It’s potent knicker dropper I have to warn ya | |||
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"Who has the external cabin with the balcony? fyi will bum for a view When did you sneak on? Stowed away in ur luggage Obvs you have 'staff' to carry your bags, so you didn't notice Well you may indeed have to do what you said for a place in a cabin
Is it like 'Deal or No Deal'
Do I get to choose a box? "That was before. Now you have to ask and see. | |||
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"I’ve swapped for the cider
Yer in Minx
In and on it!!! "And what about the cider? | |||
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"I’ve swapped for the cider
Yer in Minx
In and on it!!!
It’s potent knicker dropper I have to warn ya "Oh no!!!  . I only have half an hour!!! | |||
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"I’ve swapped for the cider
Yer in Minx
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And what about the cider? "I meant the cider! | |||
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"I’ve swapped for the cider
Yer in Minx
In and on it!!!
It’s potent knicker dropper I have to warn ya
Oh no!!! . I only have half an hour!!! "Then you best whip the knicks and guzzle | |||
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"I’ve swapped for the cider
Yer in Minx
In and on it!!!
And what about the cider?
I meant the cider! "Damn | |||
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"I’ve swapped for the cider
Yer in Minx
In and on it!!!
It’s potent knicker dropper I have to warn ya
Oh no!!! . I only have half an hour!!!
Then you best whip the knicks and guzzle "I’ll get tipsy!!! | |||
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"Where is that sensual? I made a swap for his spuds and nowhere to be seen "Maybe he’s whisked Wilson off to safety | |||
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"I’ve swapped for the cider
Yer in Minx
In and on it!!!
It’s potent knicker dropper I have to warn ya
Oh no!!! . I only have half an hour!!!
Then you best whip the knicks and guzzle
I’ll get tipsy!!! "I’ll look after you , you can trust me , honest | |||
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"I want to try sensual's spuds. Anyone fancies a swap from cabin C for half an hour.
I will
I will try his spuds and will be back in cabin A within half an hour"I'll keep your bunk warm MB. | |||
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"I guess not " Another one sneaked in. You and furry are stoaways | |||
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"I guess not " Will you be OK up there ? | |||
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"I’ve swapped for the cider
Yer in Minx
In and on it!!!
It’s potent knicker dropper I have to warn ya
Oh no!!! . I only have half an hour!!!
Then you best whip the knicks and guzzle
I’ll get tipsy!!!
I’ll look after you , you can trust me , honest "Ooh kind sir!!!! | |||
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"I want to try sensual's spuds. Anyone fancies a swap from cabin C for half an hour.
I will
I will try his spuds and will be back in cabin A within half an hour
I'll keep your bunk warm MB. "Thank you. No sign of any spuds tbh so might be back sooner than you know | |||
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"Who has the external cabin with the balcony? fyi will bum for a view When did you sneak on? Stowed away in ur luggage Obvs you have 'staff' to carry your bags, so you didn't notice Well you may indeed have to do what you said for a place in a cabin
Is it like 'Deal or No Deal'
Do I get to choose a box?
That was before. Now you have to ask and see. "Oh, stop playing hard to get Hutch up a bit  | |||
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"Who has the external cabin with the balcony? fyi will bum for a view When did you sneak on? Stowed away in ur luggage Obvs you have 'staff' to carry your bags, so you didn't notice Well you may indeed have to do what you said for a place in a cabin
Is it like 'Deal or No Deal'
Do I get to choose a box?
That was before. Now you have to ask and see.
Oh, stop playing hard to get
Hutch up a bit "Oh that sounded like a confident man | |||
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"I don't know what's happening  "I'll send my helicopter for you. Then you can catch us up. | |||
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"I don't know what's happening "The boat has sailed | |||
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"I don't know what's happening "Theres a space in Cabin D if you want to join us ? | |||
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"Did someone mention they'd got some JD? My glass is looking a bit empty "They can leave the bottle | |||
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"I don't know what's happening "Not another stoaway. You have to ask wonko if he has room up there. Is the only place for now but either of you can swap later | |||
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"I don't know what's happening
Theres a space in Cabin D if you want to join us ?"Oh yes there is but to be fair it will have to be offered to both Wonko and midnight | |||
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"I’ve swapped for the cider
Yer in Minx
In and on it!!!
It’s potent knicker dropper I have to warn ya
Oh no!!! . I only have half an hour!!!
Then you best whip the knicks and guzzle
I’ll get tipsy!!!
I’ll look after you , you can trust me , honest
Ooh kind sir!!!! "Another ? A quickie before the half hours up ? | |||
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"I’ve swapped for the cider
Yer in Minx
In and on it!!!
It’s potent knicker dropper I have to warn ya
Oh no!!! . I only have half an hour!!!
Then you best whip the knicks and guzzle
I’ll get tipsy!!!
I’ll look after you , you can trust me , honest
Ooh kind sir!!!!
Another ? A quickie before the half hours up ? "Oh go on then!!!!! | |||
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"I don't know what's happening
Theres a space in Cabin D if you want to join us ?
Oh yes there is but to be fair it will have to be offered to both Wonko and midnight "Is this going to result in someone walking the plank ? | |||
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"Did someone mention they'd got some JD? My glass is looking a bit empty
They can leave the bottle "Your glass empty too? | |||
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"I’m lost "Don't fuss, just go for it | |||
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"I’m lost "I'll look after you | |||
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"Did someone mention they'd got some JD? My glass is looking a bit empty
They can leave the bottle
Your glass empty too? "yep | |||
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"I’m lost
Don't fuss, just go for it "Cheeky!!!!! You gave me half hour!!! | |||
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"I’ve swapped for the cider
Yer in Minx
In and on it!!!
It’s potent knicker dropper I have to warn ya
Oh no!!! . I only have half an hour!!!
Then you best whip the knicks and guzzle
I’ll get tipsy!!!
I’ll look after you , you can trust me , honest
Ooh kind sir!!!!
Another ? A quickie before the half hours up ?
Oh go on then!!!!! "Then maybe a cider ? | |||
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"I’m lost
I'll look after you "Thank you x | |||
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"I’m lost
I'll look after you
Thank you x "Fancy some cake ? | |||
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"I’ve swapped for the cider
Yer in Minx
In and on it!!!
It’s potent knicker dropper I have to warn ya
Oh no!!! . I only have half an hour!!!
Then you best whip the knicks and guzzle
I’ll get tipsy!!!
I’ll look after you , you can trust me , honest
Ooh kind sir!!!!
Another ? A quickie before the half hours up ?
Oh go on then!!!!!
Then maybe a cider ? "Haha I’m going with the flow!!! | |||
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"I don't know what's happening
Theres a space in Cabin D if you want to join us ?
Oh yes there is but to be fair it will have to be offered to both Wonko and midnight "No midnight is great  | |||
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"Did someone mention they'd got some JD? My glass is looking a bit empty
They can leave the bottle
Your glass empty too?
yep "We on the JD now?? | |||
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"I’m lost
I'll look after you
Thank you x
Fancy some cake ?
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"Did someone mention they'd got some JD? My glass is looking a bit empty
They can leave the bottle
Your glass empty too?
yep
We on the JD now??"yep and cake | |||
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"Is Jane McDonald the turn tonight? That should free up some room" I made space for you. Don't be greedy | |||
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"I’m lost
I'll look after you
Thank you x
Fancy some cake ?
Depends what kind? "Red velvet ,choc brownies and victora sponge ,I smuggled them on .All home made | |||
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"Is Jane McDonald the turn tonight? That should free up some room I made space for you. Don't be greedy "Noted | |||
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"Did someone mention they'd got some JD? My glass is looking a bit empty
They can leave the bottle
Your glass empty too?
yep
We on the JD now??
yep and cake "Cake!! Now we're talking! | |||
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"I’m lost
I'll look after you
Thank you x
Fancy some cake ?
Depends what kind?
Red velvet ,choc brownies and victora sponge ,I smuggled them on .All home made "Marry me. | |||
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"Is Jane McDonald the turn tonight? That should free up some room I made space for you. Don't be greedy
Noted "It's a bit of a squeeze but that will do | |||
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"Is Jane McDonald the turn tonight? That should free up some room" | |||
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"I’m lost
I'll look after you
Thank you x
Fancy some cake ?
Depends what kind?
Red velvet ,choc brownies and victora sponge ,I smuggled them on .All home made "Ohhh.. chocolate brownies, my favourite I think I saw some squirty cream in the fridge | |||
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"I’m lost
I'll look after you
Thank you x
Fancy some cake ?
Depends what kind?
Red velvet ,choc brownies and victora sponge ,I smuggled them on .All home made "Just how many can we get in that cabin ? I fear for the cake ! | |||
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"The crew are bringing B-52s around for everyone or can have a kamikazi if you prefer" The group??? | |||
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"The crew are bringing B-52s around for everyone or can have a kamikazi if you prefer The group??? " the drink shots | |||
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"I’m lost
I'll look after you
Thank you x
Fancy some cake ?
Depends what kind?
Red velvet ,choc brownies and victora sponge ,I smuggled them on .All home made
Marry me. "I don't own blue underwear and I'm married . | |||
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"I’m lost
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Fancy some cake ?
Depends what kind?
Red velvet ,choc brownies and victora sponge ,I smuggled them on .All home made
Just how many can we get in that cabin ?
I fear for the cake !"There's room for a couple more now Minxy has took the lifejackets with her | |||
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"The crew are bringing B-52s around for everyone or can have a kamikazi if you prefer The group???
the drink shots"Ooh yum | |||
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"I’m lost
I'll look after you
Thank you x
Fancy some cake ?
Depends what kind?
Red velvet ,choc brownies and victora sponge ,I smuggled them on .All home made
Just how many can we get in that cabin ?
I fear for the cake !"Pretty sure I could talk my way into the kitchen and make more tomorrow | |||
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"I’m lost
I'll look after you
Thank you x
Fancy some cake ?
Depends what kind?
Red velvet ,choc brownies and victora sponge ,I smuggled them on .All home made
Just how many can we get in that cabin ?
I fear for the cake !
There's room for a couple more now Minxy has took the lifejackets with her "Haha Wilson scared me!!!!! | |||
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"What the chuff is all this about? " Oh blooming hell. Another stowaway. Where am I going to put you now. I just had to squeeze furry in already | |||
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"So I'm in!?! Cabin D... But possibly walking the plank "Cabin D with me, we'll use the plank as a diving board Midnight. | |||
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"I’m lost
I'll look after you
Thank you x
Fancy some cake ?
Depends what kind?
Red velvet ,choc brownies and victora sponge ,I smuggled them on .All home made
Just how many can we get in that cabin ?
I fear for the cake !
There's room for a couple more now Minxy has took the lifejackets with her
Haha Wilson scared me!!!!! "Haha Come back to the safety of Cabin B, no spuds but plenty of JD & cake | |||
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"I’m lost
I'll look after you
Thank you x
Fancy some cake ?
Depends what kind?
Red velvet ,choc brownies and victora sponge ,I smuggled them on .All home made
Just how many can we get in that cabin ?
I fear for the cake !
There's room for a couple more now Minxy has took the lifejackets with her
Haha Wilson scared me!!!!! "He took a shine to you Don’t forget to take some of the home made cider and potato vodka and taut our blooming moonshine business in cabin C | |||
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"Can I bunk up with Daizy? " Take a sick bucket with you. | |||
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"Can I bunk up with Daizy? " You have to ask her. She is about to walk the plank I think with midnight | |||
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"I am making my way back to cabin A "Come get some cake | |||
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"I’m lost
I'll look after you
Thank you x
Fancy some cake ?
Depends what kind?
Red velvet ,choc brownies and victora sponge ,I smuggled them on .All home made
Just how many can we get in that cabin ?
I fear for the cake !
There's room for a couple more now Minxy has took the lifejackets with her
Haha Wilson scared me!!!!!
He took a shine to you Don’t forget to take some of the home made cider and potato vodka and taut our blooming moonshine business in cabin C " oh that’s where o gotta go!! Cheers | |||
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"Can I bunk up with Daizy? Take a sick bucket with you. "Why? Are you expecting a rough ride on the Sea tonight? | |||
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"I am making my way back to cabin A
Come get some cake "I fancy jumping in on some cake ! | |||
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‘WILSONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!’  | |||
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"I am making my way back to cabin A "Swing by D .. grab a beer an watch Daizy & midnight walk the plank | |||
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"Ohhh... Can we stop, pull over or whatever the nautical term is... I've just spotted a secluded nudist beach "Up periscope! (Euphemism alert!) | |||
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"Wait…..! Where is Wilson?!!! Who took Wilson??!!!! ‘WILSONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!’ "I thought it was Spalding ! | |||
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"Wait…..! Where is Wilson?!!! Who took Wilson??!!!! ‘WILSONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!’ "I know nothing!!!!!! | |||
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"Wait…..! Where is Wilson?!!! Who took Wilson??!!!! ‘WILSONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!’ "He’s hiding under the bunk from Minx She was staggering about knickers ahoy ! | |||
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"Wait…..! Where is Wilson?!!! Who took Wilson??!!!! ‘WILSONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!’ "I came to D for your spuds and you had gone. Left disappointed and now back in cabin A | |||
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"Wait…..! Where is Wilson?!!! Who took Wilson??!!!! ‘WILSONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!’
He’s hiding under the bunk from Minx
She was staggering about knickers ahoy ! "Lmfao!!!! You need to cover up!! I’m seeing double!’ | |||
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"Wait…..! Where is Wilson?!!! Who took Wilson??!!!! ‘WILSONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!’
I came to D for your spuds and you had gone. Left disappointed and now back in cabin A "I’ll send you a fresh batch with whoever has presently joined you; King Edward’s tonight | |||
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"Wait…..! Where is Wilson?!!! Who took Wilson??!!!! ‘WILSONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!’
I came to D for your spuds and you had gone. Left disappointed and now back in cabin A "Fancy some chips? | |||
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"Wait…..! Where is Wilson?!!! Who took Wilson??!!!! ‘WILSONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!’
He’s hiding under the bunk from Minx
She was staggering about knickers ahoy ! "Wilson absconded in Minxy’s knickers? The plot thickens! | |||
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"So I'm in!?! Cabin D... But possibly walking the plank
Cabin D with me, we'll use the plank as a diving board Midnight." I'll dive anywhere with you Daizy!! | |||
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"Wait…..! Where is Wilson?!!! Who took Wilson??!!!! ‘WILSONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!’
He’s hiding under the bunk from Minx
She was staggering about knickers ahoy !
Lmfao!!!! You need to cover up!! I’m seeing double!’ "thighly understandable | |||
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"Ohhh... Can we stop, pull over or whatever the nautical term is... I've just spotted a secluded nudist beach
Up periscope! (Euphemism alert!) "If that's an entendre you can whip it out.... | |||
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"Can I bunk up with Daizy? " No. She's mine | |||
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"Wait…..! Where is Wilson?!!! Who took Wilson??!!!! ‘WILSONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!’
He’s hiding under the bunk from Minx
She was staggering about knickers ahoy !
Lmfao!!!! You need to cover up!! I’m seeing double!’ thighly understandable " | |||
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"I am making my way back to cabin A
Come get some cake
I fancy jumping in on some cake ! "can't beat cake on the ocean | |||
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"What the chuff is all this about? Oh blooming hell. Another stowaway. Where am I going to put you " What do you do with stowaways anyway? Hope it's not being tied to the mast for 50 lashes | |||
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"Wait…..! Where is Wilson?!!! Who took Wilson??!!!! ‘WILSONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!’
I came to D for your spuds and you had gone. Left disappointed and now back in cabin A
Fancy some chips?
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"What the chuff is all this about? Oh blooming hell. Another stowaway. Where am I going to put you What do you do with stowaways anyway? Hope it's not being tied to the mast for 50 lashes "We are not that cruel. We just do a bakers dozen | |||
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"Ohhh... Can we stop, pull over or whatever the nautical term is... I've just spotted a secluded nudist beach
Up periscope! (Euphemism alert!)
If that's an entendre you can whip it out....
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"What the chuff is all this about? Oh blooming hell. Another stowaway. Where am I going to put you What do you do with stowaways anyway? Hope it's not being tied to the mast for 50 lashes "The last one was hung over the side to scrape barnacles off the bottom... A weird kink of MB's apparently  | |||
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"Wait…..! Where is Wilson?!!! Who took Wilson??!!!! ‘WILSONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!’
I came to D for your spuds and you had gone. Left disappointed and now back in cabin A
Fancy some chips?
Tripple cooked? "Plenty of sauce ? | |||
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"Wait…..! Where is Wilson?!!! Who took Wilson??!!!! ‘WILSONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!’
I came to D for your spuds and you had gone. Left disappointed and now back in cabin A
Fancy some chips?
Tripple cooked?
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"Wait…..! Where is Wilson?!!! Who took Wilson??!!!! ‘WILSONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!’
I came to D for your spuds and you had gone. Left disappointed and now back in cabin A
Fancy some chips?
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"I am making my way back to cabin A
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I fancy jumping in on some cake ! can't beat cake on the ocean "Now let’s see that cake | |||
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"Did anyone walk the plank ? Or did we just throw Jane McDonald overboard ? " They threw her!!! | |||
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" What do you do with stowaways anyway? Hope it's not being tied to the mast for 50 lashes
The last one was hung over the side to scrape barnacles off the bottom... A weird kink of MB's apparently "I think I'd rather take the lashes | |||
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" What do you do with stowaways anyway? Hope it's not being tied to the mast for 50 lashes
The last one was hung over the side to scrape barnacles off the bottom... A weird kink of MB's apparently
I think I'd rather take the lashes "He was fibbing, lashes it is | |||
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"Did anyone walk the plank ? Or did we just throw Jane McDonald overboard ? " She is gone back to Wakey | |||
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"We are we stopping first? X" We are stopping for a swim and a naked lunch on the beach. | |||
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" What do you do with stowaways anyway? Hope it's not being tied to the mast for 50 lashes
The last one was hung over the side to scrape barnacles off the bottom... A weird kink of MB's apparently
I think I'd rather take the lashes
He was fibbing, lashes it is " | |||
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"I am making my way back to cabin A
Come get some cake
I fancy jumping in on some cake ! can't beat cake on the ocean
Now let’s see that cake "which one you fancying ? | |||
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"We are we stopping first? X We are stopping for a swim and a naked lunch on the beach. " Naked!!!! | |||
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"We are we stopping first? X We are stopping for a swim and a naked lunch on the beach. Naked!!!!" Yep, salad without dressing etc | |||
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"We are we stopping first? X We are stopping for a swim and a naked lunch on the beach. Naked!!!! Yep, salad without dressing etc "Hahaha | |||
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"Wait…..! Where is Wilson?!!! Who took Wilson??!!!! ‘WILSONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!’
I came to D for your spuds and you had gone. Left disappointed and now back in cabin A
Fancy some chips?
Tripple cooked?
Plenty of sauce ?
De sause, de sauce mon ami "Saucy Devil MB. | |||
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"We are we stopping first? X We are stopping for a swim and a naked lunch on the beach. " Hope someone remembers to bring the volleyball | |||
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"We are we stopping first? X We are stopping for a swim and a naked lunch on the beach. Naked!!!! Yep, salad without dressing etc
Hahaha "Grilled octopus with greek salad to start, moussaka to follow and a slice of baklava. There is retsina with your meal and a shot of raki to finish | |||
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"We are we stopping first? X We are stopping for a swim and a naked lunch on the beach. " hope you've provided seating don't want sand in all the wrong places | |||
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"We are we stopping first? X We are stopping for a swim and a naked lunch on the beach. Hope someone remembers to bring the volleyball " Will Wilson do??? ( runs for cover) | |||
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"We are we stopping first? X We are stopping for a swim and a naked lunch on the beach. hope you've provided seating don't want sand in all the wrong places " Of course | |||
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"We are we stopping first? X We are stopping for a swim and a naked lunch on the beach. Hope someone remembers to bring the volleyball Will Wilson do??? ( runs for cover)"He'll be ideal - we might have to improvise the net though have you got any spare stockings? | |||
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"We are we stopping first? X We are stopping for a swim and a naked lunch on the beach. Hope someone remembers to bring the volleyball Will Wilson do??? ( runs for cover)
He'll be ideal - we might have to improvise the net though have you got any spare stockings? "Oh I’m sure I have! | |||
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"We are we stopping first? X We are stopping for a swim and a naked lunch on the beach. Hope someone remembers to bring the volleyball Will Wilson do??? ( runs for cover)
He'll be ideal - we might have to improvise the net though have you got any spare stockings?
Oh I’m sure I have! "Let's have lunch first and then the games
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"We are we stopping first? X We are stopping for a swim and a naked lunch on the beach. Hope someone remembers to bring the volleyball Will Wilson do??? ( runs for cover)" Poor Wilson | |||
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"We are we stopping first? X We are stopping for a swim and a naked lunch on the beach. Hope someone remembers to bring the volleyball Will Wilson do??? ( runs for cover)
Poor Wilson "He volunteered. | |||
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" Hope someone remembers to bring the volleyball Will Wilson do??? ( runs for cover)
He'll be ideal - we might have to improvise the net though have you got any spare stockings?
Oh I’m sure I have!
Let's have lunch first and then the games
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" Hope someone remembers to bring the volleyball Will Wilson do??? ( runs for cover)
He'll be ideal - we might have to improvise the net though have you got any spare stockings?
Oh I’m sure I have!
Let's have lunch first and then the games
Aye aye captain, I fancy a nibble"As I said there is grilled octopus with greek salad to start, moussaka to follow and a slice of baklava. There is retsina with your meal and a shot of raki to finish | |||
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"I am making my way back to cabin A
Come get some cake
I fancy jumping in on some cake ! can't beat cake on the ocean
Now let’s see that cake which one you fancying ?"Both | |||
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"I am making my way back to cabin A
Come get some cake
I fancy jumping in on some cake ! can't beat cake on the ocean
Now let’s see that cake which one you fancying ?
Both "Well you know the cabin | |||
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"I am making my way back to cabin A
Come get some cake
I fancy jumping in on some cake ! can't beat cake on the ocean
Now let’s see that cake which one you fancying ?
Both Well you know the cabin "I’m there , right after the boob bouncing shuttle-potato | |||
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"I'm retiring to my cabin, too much sun, sand, sea and ... wake me up at our next destination "There will probably be some ... in the cabin | |||
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"Anyone know where mine is?!!! "B with me x | |||
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"Anyone know where mine is?!!!
B with me x "Oh!! | |||
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"I must make a grim confession everyone…. In my Cider/potato vodka induced stupor, I inadvertently cut away the life rafts and set them adrift….
Sorry…."Nooooooooo! X | |||
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"I must make a grim confession everyone…. In my Cider/potato vodka induced stupor, I inadvertently cut away the life rafts and set them adrift….
Sorry….
Nooooooooo! X "It’s it all bad though…..there’s still plenty of alcohol still going | |||
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"I must make a grim confession everyone…. In my Cider/potato vodka induced stupor, I inadvertently cut away the life rafts and set them adrift….
Sorry….
Nooooooooo! X
It’s it all bad though…..there’s still plenty of alcohol still going "Oh goody!! | |||
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"I must make a grim confession everyone…. In my Cider/potato vodka induced stupor, I inadvertently cut away the life rafts and set them adrift….
Sorry…."I put Wilson in one of the life rafts for safe keeping! | |||
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"Anyone know where mine is?!!!
B with me x
Oh!! "should have said us | |||
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"I must make a grim confession everyone…. In my Cider/potato vodka induced stupor, I inadvertently cut away the life rafts and set them adrift….
Sorry….
I put Wilson in one of the life rafts for safe keeping! "Whaaaaaaatttt???!!!!
*Leaps heroically overboard*
I’m coming Wilson!!!! | |||
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"I must make a grim confession everyone…. In my Cider/potato vodka induced stupor, I inadvertently cut away the life rafts and set them adrift….
Sorry….
Nooooooooo! X
It’s it all bad though…..there’s still plenty of alcohol still going
Oh goody!! "Not sneaked any retsuna or raki back on board I hope. That was for the beach lunch only | |||
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"I must make a grim confession everyone…. In my Cider/potato vodka induced stupor, I inadvertently cut away the life rafts and set them adrift….
Sorry….
Nooooooooo! X
It’s it all bad though…..there’s still plenty of alcohol still going
Oh goody!!
Not sneaked any retsuna or raki back on board I hope. That was for the beach lunch only "Could you keep cabin C topped up for me please? I’m on a gallant rescue mission. (Do spuds float by the way?) | |||
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"I must make a grim confession everyone…. In my Cider/potato vodka induced stupor, I inadvertently cut away the life rafts and set them adrift….
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