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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

on an imaginary holiday cruising the med on my yacht. Who is coming? There are 20 places only including myself. Just 4 cabins so five sharing each. I am in cabin A and the next 3 people to say in will be in cabin B, C and D respectively. The rest of you will then have to choose a cabin you want to share but only if space is available. I will be updating the list as we go on.

So cabins-

A:_obilebottom

B:-

C:-

D:-

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By *hubs101Man
12 weeks ago

West Midlands

In

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By *ensuallover1000Man
12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll have a cabin please

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

in

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

A:_obilebottom

B:-chubs

C:-sensual

D:-vitamin

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By *aM 689Man
12 weeks ago

Mordor


"on an imaginary holiday cruising the med on my yacht. Who is coming? There are 20 places only including myself. Just 4 cabins so five sharing each. I am in cabin A and the next 3 people to say in will be in cabin B, C and D respectively. The rest of you will then have to choose a cabin you want to share but only if space is available. I will be updating the list as we go on.

So cabins-

A:_obilebottom

B:-

C:-

D:-

"

If you snore i want Cabin D .. if successful in my application

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By *d mirerMan
12 weeks ago

lost

Fucks sake , one minute booking and I’m in the fucking dingy already

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

A:_obilebottom

B:-chubs

C:-sensual

D:-vitamin, HaM

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By * D 777Man
12 weeks ago

bathgate

in

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"on an imaginary holiday cruising the med on my yacht. Who is coming? There are 20 places only including myself. Just 4 cabins so five sharing each. I am in cabin A and the next 3 people to say in will be in cabin B, C and D respectively. The rest of you will then have to choose a cabin you want to share but only if space is available. I will be updating the list as we go on.

So cabins-

A:_obilebottom

B:-

C:-

D:-

If you snore i want Cabin D .. if successful in my application "

You have to choose one or you are off

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"in"

You need to pick a cabin

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By *ensuallover1000Man
12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

May I tempt you all to come to cabin C everyone. Let us talk about interesting things together such as RSJ’s, radiators and commercially grown potato varieties

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By *hubs101Man
12 weeks ago

West Midlands


"May I tempt you all to come to cabin C everyone. Let us talk about interesting things together such as RSJ’s, radiators and commercially grown potato varieties "

Is your minibar stocked? Mines lacking a bit

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex

Oh in x. But I can’t swim!!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"May I tempt you all to come to cabin C everyone. Let us talk about interesting things together such as RSJ’s, radiators and commercially grown potato varieties

Is your minibar stocked? Mines lacking a bit "

I’ve just looked and have found only a bottle of sparkling water It’s outrageous!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"Oh in x. But I can’t swim!!! "

You need to pick a cabin

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By *hubs101Man
12 weeks ago

West Midlands

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex


"Oh in x. But I can’t swim!!!

You need to pick a cabin "

B. Is it up there!

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By *hubs101Man
12 weeks ago

West Midlands

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
12 weeks ago

Pontypool

In, and cabin A with MB, please!

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By *r John WickMan
12 weeks ago

The Continental

Put me in any cabin.

Im easy

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"May I tempt you all to come to cabin C everyone. Let us talk about interesting things together such as RSJ’s, radiators and commercially grown potato varieties

Is your minibar stocked? Mines lacking a bit

I’ve just looked and have found only a bottle of sparkling water It’s outrageous! "

Stop fibbing you too. There plenty of everything, at least tgere is in mine

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By *hubs101Man
12 weeks ago

West Midlands


"May I tempt you all to come to cabin C everyone. Let us talk about interesting things together such as RSJ’s, radiators and commercially grown potato varieties

Is your minibar stocked? Mines lacking a bit

I’ve just looked and have found only a bottle of sparkling water It’s outrageous! "

Shocking MB!!!!!!!

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By *revaunanceCouple
12 weeks ago

Exeter

A cruise? Count us in!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

A:_obilebottom, FC, Mr JW

B:-chubs, minxy

C:-sensual

D:-vitamin

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By *hubs101Man
12 weeks ago

West Midlands


"May I tempt you all to come to cabin C everyone. Let us talk about interesting things together such as RSJ’s, radiators and commercially grown potato varieties

Is your minibar stocked? Mines lacking a bit

I’ve just looked and have found only a bottle of sparkling water It’s outrageous!

Stop fibbing you too. There plenty of everything, at least tgere is in mine "

All round to yours then

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By *ensuallover1000Man
12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Update: There is a potato in my fridge.

I am now contented

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
12 weeks ago

Pontypool


"A:_obilebottom, FC, Mr JW

B:-chubs, minxy

C:-sensual

D:-vitamin

"

This cabin is VERY satisfactory!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"May I tempt you all to come to cabin C everyone. Let us talk about interesting things together such as RSJ’s, radiators and commercially grown potato varieties

Is your minibar stocked? Mines lacking a bit

I’ve just looked and have found only a bottle of sparkling water It’s outrageous!

Stop fibbing you too. There plenty of everything, at least tgere is in mine

All round to yours then "

Not yet

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By *aM 689Man
12 weeks ago

Mordor

Cabin D is where the party is at, i will smuggle on board plenty buckfast and cider for the cruise along with a weeks supply of Tenants lager

I will also mostly be in my kilt

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex


"Update: There is a potato in my fridge.

I am now contented "

You are?

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex


"Cabin D is where the party is at, i will smuggle on board plenty buckfast and cider for the cruise along with a weeks supply of Tenants lager

I will also mostly be in my kilt "

You tell me that now!!!!!

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By *r John WickMan
12 weeks ago

The Continental


"A:_obilebottom, FC, Mr JW

B:-chubs, minxy

C:-sensual

D:-vitamin

This cabin is VERY satisfactory! "

Agreed

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

A:_obilebottom, FC, Mr JW

B:-chubs, minxy

C:-sensual

D:-vitamin, HaM

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By *ensuallover1000Man
12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Update: There is a potato in my fridge.

I am now contented

You are? "

I’ve named him Wilson.

What fun adventures we will surely have together….

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By *hubs101Man
12 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Oh in x. But I can’t swim!!! "

Welcome to Cabin B, life jackets are under the bed & the host is well practised in mouth to mouth

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex


"Update: There is a potato in my fridge.

I am now contented

You are?

I’ve named him Wilson.

What fun adventures we will surely have together…."

Oh shit!!!

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex


"Oh in x. But I can’t swim!!!

Welcome to Cabin B, life jackets are under the bed & the host is well practised in mouth to mouth "

Whoop!!

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By *aM 689Man
12 weeks ago

Mordor


"Cabin D is where the party is at, i will smuggle on board plenty buckfast and cider for the cruise along with a weeks supply of Tenants lager

I will also mostly be in my kilt

You tell me that now!!!!! "

I'll give you my cabin key

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"Update: There is a potato in my fridge.

I am now contented

You are?

I’ve named him Wilson.

What fun adventures we will surely have together….

Oh shit!!! "

Language minxy !

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex


"Cabin D is where the party is at, i will smuggle on board plenty buckfast and cider for the cruise along with a weeks supply of Tenants lager

I will also mostly be in my kilt

You tell me that now!!!!!

I'll give you my cabin key "

is that allowed??

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex


"Update: There is a potato in my fridge.

I am now contented

You are?

I’ve named him Wilson.

What fun adventures we will surely have together….

Oh shit!!!

Language minxy ! "

Sorry but it’s Wilson!!!

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By *aM 689Man
12 weeks ago

Mordor


"Cabin D is where the party is at, i will smuggle on board plenty buckfast and cider for the cruise along with a weeks supply of Tenants lager

I will also mostly be in my kilt

You tell me that now!!!!!

I'll give you my cabin key

is that allowed?? "

Dont tell the captain .. an we'll be all good

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex


"Cabin D is where the party is at, i will smuggle on board plenty buckfast and cider for the cruise along with a weeks supply of Tenants lager

I will also mostly be in my kilt

You tell me that now!!!!!

I'll give you my cabin key

is that allowed??

Dont tell the captain .. an we'll be all good "

Ok!!!

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By *irtydevil666Man
12 weeks ago

bristol

Shiver me timbers....aaaargh Jim Lad

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By *ustamanMan
12 weeks ago

weymouth

In and B (if there's room)

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

Ley's get everyone in their cabins first. The swapping comes later

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

A:_obilebottom, FC, Mr JW

B:-chubs, minxy,_ustaman

C:-sensual

D:-vitamin, HaM

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex


"Ley's get everyone in their cabins first. The swapping comes later "

Ey ey captain!!! x

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"Shiver me timbers....aaaargh Jim Lad"

and your cabin?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

Please remember, anyone who said in but not chosen a cabin, are not really in yet

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By *hubs101Man
12 weeks ago

West Midlands

Can I order room service? Could do with something to nibble on while chilling in the jacuzzi I've just spotted on the balcony

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"Can I order room service? Could do with something to nibble on while chilling in the jacuzzi I've just spotted on the balcony "

Yes you can whilst waiting for others to claim their cabins. I blame the football

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By *aM 689Man
12 weeks ago

Mordor


"Can I order room service? Could do with something to nibble on while chilling in the jacuzzi I've just spotted on the balcony

Yes you can whilst waiting for others to claim their cabins. I blame the football "

What football !?

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By *hubs101Man
12 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Can I order room service? Could do with something to nibble on while chilling in the jacuzzi I've just spotted on the balcony

Yes you can whilst waiting for others to claim their cabins. I blame the football "

The what??

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

We are struggling to fill those cabins so we either lower the price or most probably standards

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By *aM 689Man
12 weeks ago

Mordor


"We are struggling to fill those cabins so we either lower the price or most probably standards "

I want a refund

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By *d mirerMan
12 weeks ago

lost


"We are struggling to fill those cabins so we either lower the price or most probably standards "

I’m in !

Squeeze me in somewhere if someone needs a blanket !

C works for potato chat and radiators

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex


"We are struggling to fill those cabins so we either lower the price or most probably standards

I want a refund "

Give it time!!!

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By *hubs101Man
12 weeks ago

West Midlands

They come running once word of my nibbles & jacuzzi gets round

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
12 weeks ago

Pontypool


"We are struggling to fill those cabins so we either lower the price or most probably standards

I want a refund

Give it time!!! "

Nooooo! I like my cabin!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

A:_obilebottom, FC, MrJW

B:-chubs, minxy,_ustaman

C:-sensual, _d mirer

D:-vitamin, HaM

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By *aM 689Man
12 weeks ago

Mordor


"We are struggling to fill those cabins so we either lower the price or most probably standards

I want a refund

Give it time!!!

Nooooo! I like my cabin! "

Fine, i'll crack open a beer an wait.. only got an Amstel at the moment

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex


"A:_obilebottom, FC, MrJW

B:-chubs, minxy,_ustaman

C:-sensual, _d mirer

D:-vitamin, HaM

"

That’s me sorted!!

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By *ot to giggleWoman
12 weeks ago

Coventry


"Fucks sake , one minute booking and I’m in the fucking dingy already "

ill join you in the dinghy but only if its square

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By *hubs101Man
12 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Fucks sake , one minute booking and I’m in the fucking dingy already

ill join you in the dinghy but only if its square "

Room for 1 more in Cabin B

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"Fucks sake , one minute booking and I’m in the fucking dingy already

ill join you in the dinghy but only if its square "

Just the cabins I am afraid and you have to choose

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By *ot to giggleWoman
12 weeks ago

Coventry

ooh i have to pick a cabin!!! C then please

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
12 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Fucks sake , one minute booking and I’m in the fucking dingy already

ill join you in the dinghy but only if its square "

Room in Cabin A!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

A:_obilebottom, FC, MrJW

B:-chubs, minxy,_ustaman

C:-sensual, _d mirer, giggles

D:-vitamin, HaM

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By * D 777Man
12 weeks ago

bathgate

cabin d

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
12 weeks ago

Pontypool


"ooh i have to pick a cabin!!! C then please"

Noooo! Really???? I'm gutted!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

A:_obilebottom, FC, MrJW

B:-chubs, minxy,_ustaman

C:-sensual, _d mirer, giggles

D:-vitamin, HaM, dd77

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"ooh i have to pick a cabin!!! C then please

Noooo! Really???? I'm gutted! "

Just wait for the swaps bit later

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By *hunky GentMan
12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Is there no cabin 'F' as in

Fat Fucker??

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"Is there no cabin 'F' as in

Fat Fucker?? "

A to D only, you choose. They are filling up

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
12 weeks ago

Pontypool


"ooh i have to pick a cabin!!! C then please

Noooo! Really???? I'm gutted!

Just wait for the swaps bit later "

We need more people on board!

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By *hunky GentMan
12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Is there no cabin 'F' as in

Fat Fucker??

A to D only, you choose. They are filling up "

I'd have to go in yours. It would be a laugh.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
12 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Is there no cabin 'F' as in

Fat Fucker?? "

CG - there may be blue underwear/ bikini in Cabin A

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By *RWoodyCouple
12 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Any room in a cabin left? I'll sneak in one if current guests don't mind budging up a little

J x

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By *hunky GentMan
12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Is there no cabin 'F' as in

Fat Fucker??

CG - there may be blue underwear/ bikini in Cabin A "

Cabin A A A A A A A A A A A A A

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

A:_obilebottom, FC, MrJW, CG

B:-chubs, minxy,_ustaman

C:-sensual, _d mirer, giggles

D:-vitamin, HaM, dd77

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"Any room in a cabin left? I'll sneak in one if current guests don't mind budging up a little

J x"

Still room in all, just. Which one will it be?

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By *hunky GentMan
12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Any room in a cabin left? I'll sneak in one if current guests don't mind budging up a little

J x

Still room in all, just. Which one will it be? "

(Put her with us - shhhhhh)

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"Any room in a cabin left? I'll sneak in one if current guests don't mind budging up a little

J x

Still room in all, just. Which one will it be?

(Put her with us - shhhhhh) "

Only one space left in ours and might not be alone

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands

Any room left in C or D??

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"Any room left in C or D??"

Both have a couple of places. Which one?

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By *d mirerMan
12 weeks ago

lost


"Fucks sake , one minute booking and I’m in the fucking dingy already

ill join you in the dinghy but only if its square "

A squingy

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands


"Any room left in C or D??

Both have a couple of places. Which one?"

I'll divide my time between the two I think MB!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

JRWoody and Daisy, still waiting for your choice of cabin pls.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"Any room left in C or D??

Both have a couple of places. Which one?

I'll divide my time between the two I think MB!"

Tume for that later. I am putting you in D for now

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

A:_obilebottom, FC, MrJW, CG

B:-chubs, minxy,_ustaman

C:-sensual, _d mirer, giggles

D:-vitamin, HaM, dd77, Daizy

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By *ell GwynnWoman
12 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Is there room still in C? I'd like to discuss the merits of Desiree potatoes over Kier's Pink

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

A:_obilebottom, FC, MrJW, CG

B:-chubs, minxy,_ustaman

C:-sensual, _d mirer, giggles, Neil G

D:-vitamin, HaM, dd77, Daizy

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

A:_obilebottom, FC, MrJW, CG

B:-chubs, minxy,_ustaman

C:-sensual, _d mirer, giggles, Nell G

D:-vitamin, HaM, dd77, Daizy

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By *uxom redCouple
12 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

You had us at cruise

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

5 places left now. Who is joining. Lwt's get this boat moving and the fun starting soon.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Welcome to cabin C folks; please meet Wilson. He likes to be patted on the head

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"You had us at cruise"

Not your thing?

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By *uxom redCouple
12 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"You had us at cruise

Not your thing? "

No we love them got married on a cruise

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By *aM 689Man
12 weeks ago

Mordor


"Any room left in C or D??

Both have a couple of places. Which one?

I'll divide my time between the two I think MB!

Tume for that later. I am putting you in D for now "

Woohoo

Beer ?

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By *ell GwynnWoman
12 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Welcome to cabin C folks; please meet Wilson. He likes to be patted on the head "

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

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By *hubs101Man
12 weeks ago

West Midlands


"You had us at cruise

Not your thing?

No we love them got married on a cruise "

Plenty of room in the jacuzzi eerrr Cabin B left

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By *d mirerMan
12 weeks ago

lost


"Welcome to cabin C folks; please meet Wilson. He likes to be patted on the head "

Just don’t mistake my head for Wilson

Actually, it’s ok if you do

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"You had us at cruise

Not your thing?

No we love them got married on a cruise "

Pick a cabin then but if it is 2 of you then only cabin B has twp places left

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By *d mirerMan
12 weeks ago

lost

Ps …… I’ve smuggled in some home brew cider

Shhhhhhh

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Cabin C please. Will nerd out over tattie varieties with sensual...

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

A:_obilebottom, FC, MrJW, CG

B:-chubs, minxy,_ustaman

C (FULL) :-sensual, _d mirer, giggles, Nell G, Amelia D

D:-vitamin, HaM, dd77, Daizy

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex

?? 3 some eh!!!

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By *hunky GentMan
12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"?? 3 some eh!!! "

Greedy git. Xx

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By *hubs101Man
12 weeks ago

West Midlands


"?? 3 some eh!!! "

Quick... Lock the door

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I hope these cabins have adjoining doors, I foresee some frasier-esque shenanigans afoot.

I'd prob end up being in Frasiers situation in the end... if you know, you know

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"I hope these cabins have adjoining doors, I foresee some frasier-esque shenanigans afoot.

I'd prob end up being in Frasiers situation in the end... if you know, you know"

You have to wait and see

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By *hunky GentMan
12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I hope these cabins have adjoining doors, I foresee some frasier-esque shenanigans afoot.

I'd prob end up being in Frasiers situation in the end... if you know, you know"

Doors??? Who said anything about doors???

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By *ensuallover1000Man
12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Cabin C please. Will nerd out over tattie varieties with sensual... "

Ad Mirer has cider!

Cider AND potatoes! Surely, we have ascended to heaven?!

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By *ustamanMan
12 weeks ago

weymouth


"?? 3 some eh!!!

Quick... Lock the door "

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

So there is space for 1 more in cabins A, and D. Space firv2vmore in B and cabin C is full.

A:_obilebottom, FC, MrJW, CG

B:-chubs, minxy,_ustaman

C (FULL) :-sensual, _d mirer, giggles, Nell G, Amelia D

D:-vitamin, HaM, dd77, Daizy

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex


"?? 3 some eh!!!

Quick... Lock the door "

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By *ensuallover1000Man
12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Is there room still in C? I'd like to discuss the merits of Desiree potatoes over Kier's Pink"

Desiree; Oh that sexy, red flushed skin on them…. Phwoar!!!!

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex

Are we there yet???

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By *hunky GentMan
12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Are we there yet??? "

I bet you say that to all the lads.

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By *uxom redCouple
12 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"You had us at cruise

Not your thing?

No we love them got married on a cruise

Pick a cabin then but if it is 2 of you then only cabin B has twp places left "

B it is

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"Are we there yet??? "

4 spaces still to fill. We are sailing at 9.00 whether full or not

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex


"Are we there yet???

I bet you say that to all the lads. "

Not all!!!

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By *hunky GentMan
12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Are we there yet???

I bet you say that to all the lads.

Not all!!! "

Mwah x

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

A:_obilebottom, FC, MrJW, CG

B(FULL):-chubs, minxy,_ustaman, _uxom red(2)

C (FULL) :-sensual, _d mirer, giggles, Nell G, Amelia D

D:-vitamin, HaM, dd77, Daizy

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
12 weeks ago

North West

Can I bunk in with you MB ?

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands


"Are we there yet???

4 spaces still to fill. We are sailing at 9.00 whether full or not "

Where are we going btw?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"Can I bunk in with you MB ? "

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By *hubs101Man
12 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Are we there yet???

4 spaces still to fill. We are sailing at 9.00 whether full or not

Where are we going btw?"

MB said around the Med, not sure if that's short for Mediterranean or Medway

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

A(FULL):_obilebottom, FC, MrJW, CG, SS

B(FULL):-chubs, minxy,_ustaman, _uxom red(2)

C (FULL) :-sensual, _d mirer, giggles, Nell G, Amelia D

D:-vitamin, HaM, dd77, Daizy

Just one space left in cabinn D now. Next person last one on board.

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By *hubs101Man
12 weeks ago

West Midlands


"You had us at cruise

Not your thing?

No we love them got married on a cruise

Pick a cabin then but if it is 2 of you then only cabin B has twp places left B it is "

Welcome

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"Are we there yet???

4 spaces still to fill. We are sailing at 9.00 whether full or not

Where are we going btw?"

Around the Cyclades

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

Just one space for cabin D left. We are sailing in 10 mins

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By *ell GwynnWoman
12 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Is there room still in C? I'd like to discuss the merits of Desiree potatoes over Kier's Pink

Desiree; Oh that sexy, red flushed skin on them…. Phwoar!!!!"

Right?

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By *hubs101Man
12 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Are we there yet???

4 spaces still to fill. We are sailing at 9.00 whether full or not

Where are we going btw?

Around the Cyclades "

Damn! I was hoping for a cruise down the Medway river

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"Are we there yet???

4 spaces still to fill. We are sailing at 9.00 whether full or not

Where are we going btw?

Around the Cyclades

Damn! I was hoping for a cruise down the Medway river "

You have 7 mins to get off

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By *hubs101Man
12 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Are we there yet???

4 spaces still to fill. We are sailing at 9.00 whether full or not

Where are we going btw?

Around the Cyclades

Damn! I was hoping for a cruise down the Medway river

You have 7 mins to get off "

I would but some buggers locked dthe cabin door

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By *aM 689Man
12 weeks ago

Mordor


"Just one space for cabin D left. We are sailing in 10 mins "

ALL ABOARD !

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands


"Are we there yet???

4 spaces still to fill. We are sailing at 9.00 whether full or not

Where are we going btw?

Around the Cyclades "

Oh nice! I got sea sick in a rowboat on the Norfolk Broads, just thought I should make my cabin mates aware of this

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"Are we there yet???

4 spaces still to fill. We are sailing at 9.00 whether full or not

Where are we going btw?

Around the Cyclades

Damn! I was hoping for a cruise down the Medway river

You have 7 mins to get off

I would but some buggers locked dthe cabin door "

That will be Minxy

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex


"Are we there yet???

4 spaces still to fill. We are sailing at 9.00 whether full or not

Where are we going btw?

Around the Cyclades

Damn! I was hoping for a cruise down the Medway river

You have 7 mins to get off

I would but some buggers locked dthe cabin door

That will be Minxy "

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By *aM 689Man
12 weeks ago

Mordor


"Are we there yet???

4 spaces still to fill. We are sailing at 9.00 whether full or not

Where are we going btw?

Around the Cyclades

Oh nice! I got sea sick in a rowboat on the Norfolk Broads, just thought I should make my cabin mates aware of this "

I'll hold your hair

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands


"Are we there yet???

4 spaces still to fill. We are sailing at 9.00 whether full or not

Where are we going btw?

Around the Cyclades

Oh nice! I got sea sick in a rowboat on the Norfolk Broads, just thought I should make my cabin mates aware of this

I'll hold your hair "

You're a gent!

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By *r_WeimaranerMan
12 weeks ago

Swaythling, Southampton


"Oh in x. But I can’t swim!!! "

I'm no lifeguard, but I'm happy to teach you the breast stroke...

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By *hunky GentMan
12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

For those that get sea sick - my lap is a great stabiliser.

Jus saying.

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By *hubs101Man
12 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Are we there yet???

4 spaces still to fill. We are sailing at 9.00 whether full or not

Where are we going btw?

Around the Cyclades

Damn! I was hoping for a cruise down the Medway river

You have 7 mins to get off

I would but some buggers locked dthe cabin door

That will be Minxy "

She's also collared all the life jackets in the cabin... She does look rather fetching in them tho

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

Ok we are off. Bon voyage. Cabin D has a space. Anyone fancy moving from where they are can take that space or stay as you are for now. Canapes on their way

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex


"Oh in x. But I can’t swim!!!

I'm no lifeguard, but I'm happy to teach you the breast stroke..."

.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

Just a reminder

A(FULL):_obilebottom, FC, MrJW, CG, SS

B(FULL):-chubs, minxy,_ustaman, _uxom red(2)

C (FULL) :-sensual, _d mirer, giggles, Nell G, Amelia D

D:-vitamin, HaM, dd77, Daizy

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex


"Are we there yet???

4 spaces still to fill. We are sailing at 9.00 whether full or not

Where are we going btw?

Around the Cyclades

Damn! I was hoping for a cruise down the Medway river

You have 7 mins to get off

I would but some buggers locked dthe cabin door

That will be Minxy

She's also collared all the life jackets in the cabin... She does look rather fetching in them tho "

Just in case!!

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By *d mirerMan
12 weeks ago

lost

Giggles has the snack stash as predicted

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By *uxom redCouple
12 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Is there a drinks package?

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By *hubs101Man
12 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Are we there yet???

4 spaces still to fill. We are sailing at 9.00 whether full or not

Where are we going btw?

Around the Cyclades

Damn! I was hoping for a cruise down the Medway river

You have 7 mins to get off

I would but some buggers locked dthe cabin door

That will be Minxy

She's also collared all the life jackets in the cabin... She does look rather fetching in them tho

Just in case!! "

You don't need them in the jacuzzi Minxy xx

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"Oh in x. But I can’t swim!!!

I'm no lifeguard, but I'm happy to teach you the breast stroke...

. "

Can't see thay grin from shore

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By *hunky GentMan
12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I brought a cooler full of bacon so we're OK there.

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By *hubs101Man
12 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Oh in x. But I can’t swim!!!

I'm no lifeguard, but I'm happy to teach you the breast stroke...

.

Can't see thay grin from shore "

Ouch!! Lol

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex


"Oh in x. But I can’t swim!!!

I'm no lifeguard, but I'm happy to teach you the breast stroke...

.

Can't see thay grin from shore

Ouch!! Lol"

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By *uxom redCouple
12 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Sea sickness tablets and sun cream here .

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex


"Are we there yet???

4 spaces still to fill. We are sailing at 9.00 whether full or not

Where are we going btw?

Around the Cyclades

Damn! I was hoping for a cruise down the Medway river

You have 7 mins to get off

I would but some buggers locked dthe cabin door

That will be Minxy

She's also collared all the life jackets in the cabin... She does look rather fetching in them tho

Just in case!!

You don't need them in the jacuzzi Minxy xx"

Oh yes. Silly me!!!

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By *aM 689Man
12 weeks ago

Mordor


"Is there a drinks package?"

Pop in, i have buckfast, cider and a weeks supply of Tenants

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"Is there a drinks package?"

All drinks and food are included. Just ask

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By * D 777Man
12 weeks ago

bathgate


"Is there a drinks package?

Pop in, i have buckfast, cider and a weeks supply of Tenants "

ill bring few extra jack d

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By *hunky GentMan
12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Oh in x. But I can’t swim!!! "

Minxy - I'm not sure if you've noticed, but you have natural buoyancy

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By *aM 689Man
12 weeks ago

Mordor


"Oh in x. But I can’t swim!!!

Minxy - I'm not sure if you've noticed, but you have natural buoyancy "

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex


"Oh in x. But I can’t swim!!!

Minxy - I'm not sure if you've noticed, but you have natural buoyancy

"

Lmfao, don’t encourage him.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"Is there a drinks package?

Pop in, i have buckfast, cider and a weeks supply of Tenants

ill bring few extra jack d "

Just ask any of the crew. They will help

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over

Ok, make yourselves comfortable and enjoy time with your cabin mates. You are also allowed a visit to another cabin for half an hour as a little swap treat. The trick though is that you have to ask if someone will swap with you for that half hour.

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex


"Ok, make yourselves comfortable and enjoy time with your cabin mates. You are also allowed a visit to another cabin for half an hour as a little swap treat. The trick though is that you have to ask if someone will swap with you for that half hour. "

Oooooooooh!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Home brew cider and potato vodka here in C.

Jeez! It’s strong to!

Is it usual to hallucinate on this stuff?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
12 weeks ago

All over


"Ok, make yourselves comfortable and enjoy time with your cabin mates. You are also allowed a visit to another cabin for half an hour as a little swap treat. The trick though is that you have to ask if someone will swap with you for that half hour.

Oooooooooh!"

Which cabin do you fancy your treat in? See if anyone will swap for half an hour

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex


"Home brew cider and potato vodka here in C.

Jeez! It’s strong to!

Is it usual to hallucinate on this stuff? "

Can we swap?

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By *hunky GentMan
12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Ok, make yourselves comfortable and enjoy time with your cabin mates. You are also allowed a visit to another cabin for half an hour as a little swap treat. The trick though is that you have to ask if someone will swap with you for that half hour.

Oooooooooh!"

You'll need more that 30 mins to get out of the life jacket

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex


"Ok, make yourselves comfortable and enjoy time with your cabin mates. You are also allowed a visit to another cabin for half an hour as a little swap treat. The trick though is that you have to ask if someone will swap with you for that half hour.

Oooooooooh!

You'll need more that 30 mins to get out of the life jacket "

I’m sure someone would help me

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By *hunky GentMan
12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Ok, make yourselves comfortable and enjoy time with your cabin mates. You are also allowed a visit to another cabin for half an hour as a little swap treat. The trick though is that you have to ask if someone will swap with you for that half hour.

Oooooooooh!

You'll need more that 30 mins to get out of the life jacket

I’m sure someone would help me "

Have you tied your fellas to the bed yet?

Because they can't help.

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By *aM 689Man
12 weeks ago

Mordor


"Ok, make yourselves comfortable and enjoy time with your cabin mates. You are also allowed a visit to another cabin for half an hour as a little swap treat. The trick though is that you have to ask if someone will swap with you for that half hour. "

Think Daizy is barfing and a bit see sick .. anyone want a kilt wearing visitor ?!

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