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"Thank you soooooo much for my poem!! Your writing is incredible. Nailed my profile to the tee. I’d recommend anyone to get one written! Very talented..!! Thanks again " Glad you enjoyed it, and thanks for the endorsement.  Feel free to reach out any time you want another one. | |||
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"Go on then "What would you like it to be about? | |||
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"Ooh can you do one for me please. About my profile x" Not here for one night, just a single good time I'm hoping I might find my partner in crime The past has been great, but I want something new Just a drama-free date, so will it be with you? If you're single and tall and you're able to host If your wit's on the ball and good humour you boast If you're kind of a dom and can keep up with me And if Europe you're from I'll reply with some glee! I'm not into phone; I prefer face-to-face And you'll end up alone if your car is your place I've heard many a lie and would say I'm a catch So come and say hi if you think we're a match! | |||
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"Oh can I have one " Of course! Just about your profile or about a particular topic? | |||
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"Fuck, I thought it said custard poem! I’ll go get my glasses then….." I mean if that's what you want, that's what I'll give ya.  | |||
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"Oh can I have one " I did one for your profile, but let me know if you originally wanted one for something else: A 5'2" non-smoker, I'm a little blondie witch I declare you are a joke if married cheating is your sitch I can't give you a room so to accommodate is slick Who says on Fab a woman cannot ponder with her dick? My jam is shower thoughts; of those particularly daily I'm bi so all I do is done particularly gaily I've piercings out the door, particularly more than five Now that you know the score DM me if you think we'd jive! | |||
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"Can I have one about two hot chicks in skimpy bikinis wrestling in a paddling pool full of custard that leads to a bit of custardy girl on girl action please? Asking for a friend, obvs "They stood there in bikinis, two hot chicks prepared to fight And in the pool they were, the crowd all roaring with delight They squared up in the middle as we poured the custard in And Jesus Christ himself, he wept to see such lustful sin And when all of the custard had been poured into the pool The referee reviewed it and declared that it was full We even had a guy there selling pretzels, dogs and beer You couldn't hear a pin drop as the start of match drew near The ladies started grappling as the fateful whistle blew With custard flying everywhere, and at one point a shoe You couldn't see a thing but 'til the final stopping bell We were transfixed on the women in their custard outer shell The end of match result? Well to this day nobody knows For at that point they both began removing all their clothes With custard-covered nipples oh so perky and so pert They got down for an altogether alternate dessert. | |||
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"Love your creativity with this, would you mind doing one for me please? (Profile)." A friendly single lad just here to find a bit of fun And that's what's to be had if to my profile you have run I'm also after friends mind you, it isn't just the sex I guess that all depends on if you like my awesome pecs I'm tactile to the core and I love cuddles, wait and see But if you're wanting more you'll have to chat a bit with me We all have different shit and different lives in which we slog Drop me a DM hit if you would like a lovely snog So thanks for being here and on my bio page today There's naught at all to fear if you're just looking for a lay I'm highly recommended, and the veris show you that With that my bio's ended so I'll see you in the chat. | |||
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"Can I have one about two hot chicks in skimpy bikinis wrestling in a paddling pool full of custard that leads to a bit of custardy girl on girl action please? Asking for a friend, obvs
They stood there in bikinis, two hot chicks prepared to fight
And in the pool they were, the crowd all roaring with delight
They squared up in the middle as we poured the custard in
And Jesus Christ himself, he wept to see such lustful sin
And when all of the custard had been poured into the pool
The referee reviewed it and declared that it was full
We even had a guy there selling pretzels, dogs and beer
You couldn't hear a pin drop as the start of match drew near
The ladies started grappling as the fateful whistle blew
With custard flying everywhere, and at one point a shoe
You couldn't see a thing but 'til the final stopping bell
We were transfixed on the women in their custard outer shell
The end of match result? Well to this day nobody knows
For at that point they both began removing all their clothes
With custard-covered nipples oh so perky and so pert
They got down for an altogether alternate dessert."Just brilliant!!! | |||
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"Go on then. "Love ya to bits Especially you tits Your arse is fine Vagine sublime I’m so glad that you are mine I know I can be an annoying a bit So thank you for putting up with my shit. The mr | |||
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"Go on then.
Love ya to bits
Especially you tits
Your arse is fine
Vagine sublime
I’m so glad that you are mine
I know I can be an annoying a bit
So thank you for putting up with my shit.
The mr "Arw what a sweetie you are really!!  | |||
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Please may I have one, OP? | |||
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"Go on then. "Hearken to me, oh noble knight, and grab a cup of joe I'm just here to meet women, right? So all the men can go A wobbly size fourteen you will not find me in the gym And if your hubs is keen there still won't be a spot for him I'm not just here for sex, I too enjoy the social side So please keep on your kecks until I offer you a ride I'll meet you for a drink and I am not averse to friends So miss me if you think that sex is where this website ends I can't accommodate as I've got kids, and that's my stance And daytime meets, not late, are when you've got the biggest chance I need to get to know you for I am a little shy And to the kerb I'll throw you if that doesn't work, goodbye! I'm probably not worth it, but to that I say hey ho You have to have some mirth about these things, you never know! And cheats need not apply, to them I say a solid no And once again goodbye if your hubs wants a video. | |||
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"Love this thread
Please may I have one, OP?"Oh don't mind me, I'm just Neil Gwynn, a lurker on the site The forums what you'll find me in, I'll find you if you're right I don't do frequent meets so if you want that, awful luck And them right there's the deets, I'm not here for an easy fuck I'm single and petite, fond of Bob Mortimer and wit You might think cock pics neat, I couldn't give less of a shit I'm really into kissing, sensuality is great But times with me you're missing if you'd rather shag than date And you might think this trippy but it's how this has to go I really don't like Zippy from the children's show Rainbow If you have got a passion then my interest you might pique And if I think you're smashin' then a coffee I might seek Feel free to feed me custard when it's got the speckly bits Ambivalent on mustard but fresh rhubarb is the tits Leave offal out of food and do not take me to see Rent So if that all sounds good I might just entertain a gent! | |||
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"Can I get one too?" I'm out of creative juice for the moment but I'll come back to this as soon as I'm able. | |||
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"Love this thread
Please may I have one, OP?
Oh don't mind me, I'm just Neil Gwynn, a lurker on the site
The forums what you'll find me in, I'll find you if you're right
I don't do frequent meets so if you want that, awful luck
And them right there's the deets, I'm not here for an easy fuck
I'm single and petite, fond of Bob Mortimer and wit
You might think cock pics neat, I couldn't give less of a shit
I'm really into kissing, sensuality is great
But times with me you're missing if you'd rather shag than date
And you might think this trippy but it's how this has to go
I really don't like Zippy from the children's show Rainbow
If you have got a passion then my interest you might pique
And if I think you're smashin' then a coffee I might seek
Feel free to feed me custard when it's got the speckly bits
Ambivalent on mustard but fresh rhubarb is the tits
Leave offal out of food and do not take me to see Rent
So if that all sounds good I might just entertain a gent!" Love it! Thank you so much! | |||
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"Love your creativity with this, would you mind doing one for me please? (Profile). A friendly single lad just here to find a bit of fun And that's what's to be had if to my profile you have run I'm also after friends mind you, it isn't just the sex I guess that all depends on if you like my awesome pecs I'm tactile to the core and I love cuddles, wait and see But if you're wanting more you'll have to chat a bit with me We all have different shit and different lives in which we slog Drop me a DM hit if you would like a lovely snog So thanks for being here and on my bio page today There's naught at all to fear if you're just looking for a lay I'm highly recommended, and the veris show you that With that my bio's ended so I'll see you in the chat." Thank you that was ace !! | |||
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"Can I get one too?" If you've proper grammar you're probably set I've glitz and I've glamour you maybe could get For the senses a treat when aligning in kink Both the physical feat and the power to think Those mental connections the greatest of finds Establish affections in joining two minds The stage set afresh with surrender unfurled In delights of the flesh that are out of this world I endlessly question, I'm eager to learn Of mental suggestion for knowledge I yearn If getting you into me this hasn't failed Is it bad that I want to be tied up and railed? | |||
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"In your previous thread I said I would really like to read some of your published poetry. If you have a link you can send me to the published work. In the meantime could you work your magic on my profile… "Unfortunately the poetry corner posts I used to do regularly on Facebook have ended up haphazardly all over the place and I haven't yet collected my previous writings into anything resembling order, but if you search "Pawetry" on FB you'll find my page where I've written a bunch of poems about cats from the group "please do not the cat." I haven't written a new one in a couple of years but there are a bunch on there you can read. I'm heading to bed shortly, but will pick up requests again tomorrow. | |||
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"Bumping for great justice! I'm just about to do the two I've got on the backlog, so feel free to get your requests in. First come first served!" Aw, these are great! Please do one for me? Any style. Thanks in advance x | |||
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"Bumping for great justice! I'm just about to do the two I've got on the backlog, so feel free to get your requests in. First come first served! Aw, these are great! Please do one for me? Any style. Thanks in advance x" A Volupta in Red is the best you can get At least so's been said; there's no better one yet I'm a full-figured, funny and welcoming gal And the outlook is sunny if you'd be a pal For I'm not after perks at expense of the friend Without that it irks and my interest might end Fuck & Gos won't get seats and won't meet in your car I want regular meets and piss off if you're far If you're tall and I parse you amusing, no fuss An adorable arse with some dimps is a plus If you're good with mood swings and can give me a grin Those are most of the things that you need to be in! Not here for a vaper and smokers goodbye Send face for a caper or I won't reply Not seeking a two but you might be the one Last thing I'll say to you is stay safe and have fun. | |||
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"Bumping for great justice! I'm just about to do the two I've got on the backlog, so feel free to get your requests in. First come first served! Aw, these are great! Please do one for me? Any style. Thanks in advance x A Volupta in Red is the best you can get At least so's been said; there's no better one yet I'm a full-figured, funny and welcoming gal And the outlook is sunny if you'd be a pal For I'm not after perks at expense of the friend Without that it irks and my interest might end Fuck & Gos won't get seats and won't meet in your car I want regular meets and piss off if you're far If you're tall and I parse you amusing, no fuss An adorable arse with some dimps is a plus If you're good with mood swings and can give me a grin Those are most of the things that you need to be in! Not here for a vaper and smokers goodbye Send face for a caper or I won't reply Not seeking a two but you might be the one Last thing I'll say to you is stay safe and have fun." That's absolutely brilliant, OP. Well done & thank you xx | |||
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"That's absolutely brilliant, OP. Well done & thank you xx" Glad you like it! xx | |||
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"Melio, I would like one based on my profile if it's still open to offer. I would love one in the style of Shakespeare if that is okay with you?" Far more there is to me than just the rear A thrill I seek amongst the finer sex A chance encounter I've no cause to fear My hands relaxing weary backs and necks I rush to destinations not a one To socialise is how we first should meet But rest assured before the day is done If we connect will follow one more sweet With me you'll find a sense of humour dry A travel or a hike would suit me fine To knit or walk the dog I won't decry With men to try to touch would cross the line A final word, a most important stat I'm taken; if that's fine then we should chat! | |||
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"Melio, I would like one based on my profile if it's still open to offer. I would love one in the style of Shakespeare if that is okay with you? Far more there is to me than just the rear A thrill I seek amongst the finer sex A chance encounter I've no cause to fear My hands relaxing weary backs and necks I rush to destinations not a one To socialise is how we first should meet But rest assured before the day is done If we connect will follow one more sweet With me you'll find a sense of humour dry A travel or a hike would suit me fine To knit or walk the dog I won't decry With men to try to touch would cross the line A final word, a most important stat I'm taken; if that's fine then we should chat!" Marvellous work, Master M | |||
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"Marvellous work, Master M "It's been a while since I've been asked for a Shakespearean sonnet so that was a fun one! | |||
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"Can we have one please x" If you look through the glass you may like what you find Have some pics of her ass; it's a lovely behind We're social and geeky and fond of new friends But the things that we're seeking with single men ends Unless you're submissive and locked in a cage Then we might be permissive, allow you on-stage If you're into the scene and your training's at peak Don't be overly keen and we might want to speak We're looking long-term so the one-offs we'll pass You might think this firm but don't give us no sass We don't do full swap but just might do soft play But bi men or a top we'll be throwing away An additional smidgen of gen on the chat Don't do carrier pigeon or Kik, forget that If you're making a fuss in our DMs, think more; Would you say that to us in a grocery store? | |||
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