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By Jesus! It has come to my attention that my illustrious crown of the most boring bugger on the site is being challenged!
Needless to say, I cannot and will not allow this to stand and as a result I must hereby defend my esteemed title tooth and claw and by hook or by crook and with my balls out!
With the above in mind therefore:
What type of milk do you prefer?
Skimmed? Semi-skimmed?
Full fat?
Possibly you are lactose intolerant, vegan or a Beatnik and thus opt for oat milk, soy or another alternative to udder juice?
Pray do reveal all here my fine people 
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"I always try to get a semi in Asda. And milk if I remember. " Hahahaha I laughed more than I should’ve at that
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"Oat milk. "Show me the nipples on an oat! | |||
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"Hate milk, even just watching others drink it , although I'm fine with banana flavoured milk. Think it's trauma from being at infants school and being forced to drink the free milk we used to have , it made me feel unwell but because the government said children had to have it the school made me have half in the morning and the other half in the afternoon after it had been left out the fridge for hours "PM Maggie put a stop to it as I recall, earning herself the nickname, Maggie Thatcher The Milk Snatcher in the process | |||
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"Hate milk, even just watching others drink it , although I'm fine with banana flavoured milk. Think it's trauma from being at infants school and being forced to drink the free milk we used to have , it made me feel unwell but because the government said children had to have it the school made me have half in the morning and the other half in the afternoon after it had been left out the fridge for hours "You were lucky... | |||
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"Hate milk, even just watching others drink it , although I'm fine with banana flavoured milk. Think it's trauma from being at infants school and being forced to drink the free milk we used to have , it made me feel unwell but because the government said children had to have it the school made me have half in the morning and the other half in the afternoon after it had been left out the fridge for hours
PM Maggie put a stop to it as I recall, earning herself the nickname, Maggie Thatcher The Milk Snatcher in the process "This is half true. It was actually when she was education minister in the very early 70s, way before she was PM, when she banned schools from giving out free milk. I assume it was to save money. However I went to primary school in the 80s and we got milk then once a week, but I'm reckoning it was paid for by parents rather than the local governments. Think I might challenging OP for most boring poster on the forums with this one. | |||
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"Ey up again good folks
By Jesus! It has come to my attention that my illustrious crown of the most boring bugger on the site is being challenged!
Needless to say, I cannot and will not allow this to stand and as a result I must hereby defend my esteemed title tooth and claw and by hook or by crook and with my balls out!
With the above in mind therefore:
What type of milk do you prefer?
Skimmed? Semi-skimmed?
Full fat?
Possibly you are lactose intolerant, vegan or a Beatnik and thus opt for oat milk, soy or another alternative to udder juice?
Pray do reveal all here my fine people
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"The milk my winky makes when I tug off to Mozart ."Eine Kleine wankmusik | |||
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"Semi-skimmed. And I try to buy organic, cos I think it tastes a bit better/is a bit thicker." Oooooo. Blue 
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"Semi-skimmed. And I try to buy organic, cos I think it tastes a bit better/is a bit thicker. Oooooo. Blue
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"The milk my winky makes when I tug off to Mozart .
Eine Kleine wankmusik"That has very specific and fond memories . | |||
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"The milk my winky makes when I tug off to Mozart ." Prime Man milk | |||
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"Semi-skimmed. And I try to buy organic, cos I think it tastes a bit better/is a bit thicker. Oooooo. Blue
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"Hate milk, even just watching others drink it , although I'm fine with banana flavoured milk. Think it's trauma from being at infants school and being forced to drink the free milk we used to have , it made me feel unwell but because the government said children had to have it the school made me have half in the morning and the other half in the afternoon after it had been left out the fridge for hours
PM Maggie put a stop to it as I recall, earning herself the nickname, Maggie Thatcher The Milk Snatcher in the process
This is half true. It was actually when she was education minister in the very early 70s, way before she was PM, when she banned schools from giving out free milk. I assume it was to save money. However I went to primary school in the 80s and we got milk then once a week, but I'm reckoning it was paid for by parents rather than the local governments.
Think I might challenging OP for most boring poster on the forums with this one." I found it highly interesting in fact; political history makes for wonderful masturbatory fodder I find | |||
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"The milk my winky makes when I tug off to Mozart .
Eine Kleine wankmusik
That has very specific and fond memories ."I'm logging off for a bit now you'll be pleased to hear. But my process is actually trademarked. It's "Kinky Winky Wolfie Nicky Eine Kleine Milky Wanky". | |||
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Full fat if I'm feeling cavalier the risk of face eczema (feczema). Otherwise it's oat. I really miss dairy. Meli's cheese threads make me weep with self-pity. | |||
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"For those that like semi why not buy full fat and water it down one to one to get semi. For that red stuff you could just water it down again. Top money saving tip " The fat levels in proper full fat milk give me bellyache. That's after the no-lactose situation is dealt with. So no thanks. I can't eat anything that's greasy/very high fat for the same reason. And no, I don't have gallstones or similar. | |||
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"Hate milk, even just watching others drink it , although I'm fine with banana flavoured milk. Think it's trauma from being at infants school and being forced to drink the free milk we used to have , it made me feel unwell but because the government said children had to have it the school made me have half in the morning and the other half in the afternoon after it had been left out the fridge for hours
PM Maggie put a stop to it as I recall, earning herself the nickname, Maggie Thatcher The Milk Snatcher in the process
This is half true. It was actually when she was education minister in the very early 70s, way before she was PM, when she banned schools from giving out free milk. I assume it was to save money. However I went to primary school in the 80s and we got milk then once a week, but I'm reckoning it was paid for by parents rather than the local governments.
Think I might challenging OP for most boring poster on the forums with this one.
I found it highly interesting in fact; political history makes for wonderful masturbatory fodder I find "Well this might make you even hornier Although they stopped free milk, they didn't stop it completely in 1978 Free milk could be provided for 7-12 years for low income families dependent upon Income Support and then 1986 they stopped local authorities using state funds to provide school milk. | |||
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"Hate milk, even just watching others drink it , although I'm fine with banana flavoured milk. Think it's trauma from being at infants school and being forced to drink the free milk we used to have , it made me feel unwell but because the government said children had to have it the school made me have half in the morning and the other half in the afternoon after it had been left out the fridge for hours
PM Maggie put a stop to it as I recall, earning herself the nickname, Maggie Thatcher The Milk Snatcher in the process
This is half true. It was actually when she was education minister in the very early 70s, way before she was PM, when she banned schools from giving out free milk. I assume it was to save money. However I went to primary school in the 80s and we got milk then once a week, but I'm reckoning it was paid for by parents rather than the local governments.
Think I might challenging OP for most boring poster on the forums with this one."Yes, I recall having to hand over 20p a week for milk  | |||
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"Hate milk, even just watching others drink it , although I'm fine with banana flavoured milk. Think it's trauma from being at infants school and being forced to drink the free milk we used to have , it made me feel unwell but because the government said children had to have it the school made me have half in the morning and the other half in the afternoon after it had been left out the fridge for hours
PM Maggie put a stop to it as I recall, earning herself the nickname, Maggie Thatcher The Milk Snatcher in the process
This is half true. It was actually when she was education minister in the very early 70s, way before she was PM, when she banned schools from giving out free milk. I assume it was to save money. However I went to primary school in the 80s and we got milk then once a week, but I'm reckoning it was paid for by parents rather than the local governments.
Think I might challenging OP for most boring poster on the forums with this one."I found it interesting, but that may be strengthening the case. | |||
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"Ain't milk brilliant......" It’s what Ian Rush drinks | |||
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"Ain't milk brilliant...... It’s what Ian Rush drinks" If you drink enough one day you'll be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley. | |||
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"Ey up again good folks
By Jesus! It has come to my attention that my illustrious crown of the most boring bugger on the site is being challenged!
Needless to say, I cannot and will not allow this to stand and as a result I must hereby defend my esteemed title tooth and claw and by hook or by crook and with my balls out!
With the above in mind therefore:
What type of milk do you prefer?
Skimmed? Semi-skimmed?
Full fat?
Possibly you are lactose intolerant, vegan or a Beatnik and thus opt for oat milk, soy or another alternative to udder juice?
Pray do reveal all here my fine people
Who doesn't like a semi?"Detatched home owners. | |||
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"Ain't milk brilliant...... It’s what Ian Rush drinks If you drink enough one day you'll be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley." Ex zack leee | |||
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"Ain't milk brilliant...... It’s what Ian Rush drinks If you drink enough one day you'll be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley. Ex zack leee" Be careful or there’ll be a red and white straw in it | |||
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"I'm not lactose intolerant. I just don't like the idea of drinking another animals milk. Humans are the only species which consume the milk of another species. Then again, I eat honey which is bee vomit, so go figure." Bears and some small birds eat honey too. | |||
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