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Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up my fellow penis bearers

What tempo do you wank at?

Are you an Andante wanker or else do you prefer a sprightly Allegretto or possibly even a speedy Allegro?

Perhaps you like to switch things up for extra expressiveness with time signature changes such as a 4/4 to a 2/4 beat etc?

Pray do reveal all here my good folks

Ladies: You know I wouldn’t dream of missing you out!

What speed do you set your toys (or fingers) to? Are we talking slow and steady, egg whisking desperation speed or else Pneumatic drill?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
29 weeks ago

The Continental

I go with Flight of the Bumblebee.

I’m spaffing and finished in seconds.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
29 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I go with Flight of the Bumblebee.

I’m spaffing and finished in seconds. "

I tried wanking to Beethoven’s third movement of his seminal (see what I did there?), Moonlight Sonata…..

But had to abandon my session after my foreskin began to smoke

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By *entlemanFoxMan
29 weeks ago

North East / London

Depends on the moment, but I suppose Ravel’s Bolero or the William Tell overture have to be up there.

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By *ickshawedCouple
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

The Can Can. Then squirt to every kick

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By *iddlesticksMan
29 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m more of a waltz man.

Quick quick slow.

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By *emonochromeMan
29 weeks ago

Peterborough

I wank just like Bach it’s over in a minuet

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
29 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Any more musically minded wankers in?

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By *arko2020Man
29 weeks ago

Sale

Beethoven's 5th for me...it includes all sorts - furiously pumping like mad, edging, slower rhythmic...

Tried it to the 1812 Overture once....didn't end well when the canons kicked in

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
29 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Beethoven's 5th for me...it includes all sorts - furiously pumping like mad, edging, slower rhythmic...

Tried it to the 1812 Overture once....didn't end well when the canons kicked in

I once tried it to the Dies Irae movement from Verdi’s Requiem…..

By crikey that was a scary wank of the ages!

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By *iker JackMan
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

AC/DC

For those about to rock we salute you

Hard to time it to the canon fire

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