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By *hamrocker23 OP   Man
27 weeks ago

Town

I don't think I've seen many naughty Jokes threads so here's hoping to start one. Let's hear your naughtiest jokes, I'll start

A woman puts an ad out that she's looking for a man. The only requirements she had were that she wanted a man who wouldn't beat her, who wouldn't ever run away from her and also that he be amazing in bed.

One day soon after, there's a knock on the door.

She answers but theres nobody there..

"Down here"

She looks down to see a limbless man on the ground.

"I'm here about your ad for a man, I reckon I have all three things you're looking for"

"What makes you think you fit the bill?"

"Well, look at me I have no arms so I'll never beat you and no legs so will never run away."

"What about the last requirement?"

"How do you think I knocked on the door?"

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.

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By *till gameMan
27 weeks ago

Oldham


"I don't think I've seen many naughty Jokes threads so here's hoping to start one. Let's hear your naughtiest jokes, I'll start

A woman puts an ad out that she's looking for a man. The only requirements she had were that she wanted a man who wouldn't beat her, who wouldn't ever run away from her and also that he be amazing in bed.

One day soon after, there's a knock on the door.

She answers but theres nobody there..

"Down here"

She looks down to see a limbless man on the ground.

"I'm here about your ad for a man, I reckon I have all three things you're looking for"

"What makes you think you fit the bill?"

"Well, look at me I have no arms so I'll never beat you and no legs so will never run away."

"What about the last requirement?"

"How do you think I knocked on the door?"

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By *ilver_foxxx69Man
27 weeks ago

Falkirk

Overheard two guys talking about sky diving. The first guy said:

“When the door opened and I was looking down I just froze and couldn’t bring myself to jump.

The big black instructor whipped out his 12 inch dick and said that if I didn’t jump he was going to shove this up my ass. “

“So how was it” asked his mate.

He replied, “The first few inches were uncomfortable”

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

What do tofu and a vibrator have in common?

They are both meat substitutes.

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By *ge_load_ladMan
27 weeks ago

NW & Mids

Whats the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on

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