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By *mooth shaft OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Fellas, as a mature man my balls are dropping and keep hanging out my supposedly fitted trunks.

Any suggestions for mens underwear to keep them in place ?

Cheers. Ladies comments welcome too xx

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29 weeks ago

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By *d mirerMan
29 weeks ago

lost

Duct tape

Your welcome

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By *inkShyWoman
29 weeks ago

near Windsor

Needle and thread?

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By *lder funCouple
29 weeks ago

tottenham

Blu tack

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Super glue (obviously wood glue if you have an erection)

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
29 weeks ago

Leeds

Step one boxers thank me later....

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By *ife NinjaMan
29 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Next trunks are a good fit

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By *ingerpopMan
29 weeks ago

grimsby

Mine have been going south since my teens.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
29 weeks ago

Coventry

tit tape!!!!

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By *mily36CWoman
29 weeks ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Have they not invented any nip and tuck procedures for down there for men yet then??!

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By *mooth shaft OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Thanks all. Not sure if you want me to tape or sew my balls or the boxers lol !

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
29 weeks ago

Gourock

Stick one in the top of each sock

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By *mooth shaft OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Stick one in the top of each sock "
idea mate

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By *mooth shaft OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Have they not invented any nip and tuck procedures for down there for men yet then??! "

Nooo but don't think us men would want that xx

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By *obilebottomMan
29 weeks ago

All over

It's not Brucie is it? He was going South

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By *avid 50Man
29 weeks ago

kendal

Don’t worry, they are not that far south and I would be more worried about the ferret you’ve got in your Shorts in your first video

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By *mooth shaft OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Don’t worry, they are not that far south and I would be more worried about the ferret you’ve got in your Shorts in your first video"

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Just chop em off, pretty useless anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Just chop em off, pretty useless anyway."

They might make good ear rings

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By *mooth shaft OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Just chop em off, pretty useless anyway."

Ooft that hurts ! ??

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By *ickshawedCouple
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Just wear a kilt and hope it doesn't get too breezy

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Have they not invented any nip and tuck procedures for down there for men yet then??! "

They have. Scrotum Lift. It was originally for those with testicular cancer and other genital related medical injuries to the testes.

Nowadays it’s an old man trying to rejuvenate his balls cosmetic surgery.

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By *mooth shaft OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Just wear a kilt and hope it doesn't get too breezy "

I like this

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By *a LunaWoman
29 weeks ago

South Wales

Are we talking speedo type trunks or the ones that come down to mid thigh?

Because if it’s the latter you could get a job in a sex shop as a Newton’s Cradle.

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By *mooth shaft OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Are we talking speedo type trunks or the ones that come down to mid thigh?

Because if it’s the latter you could get a job in a sex shop as a Newton’s Cradle."

No speedos or mid thighs just trunks at upper thigh

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By *ozzybear1981Man
29 weeks ago

preston

Few blobs of gorilla glue should solve that problem OP

You can thank me later

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
29 weeks ago

fabland


"Mine have been going south since my teens. "

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By *avexxMan
29 weeks ago

cheshire

dip them in freezing water they should head north

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By *eliWoman
29 weeks ago

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Let them hang! It's really satisfying to hear that rhythmic thwacking against me as I'm fucked senseless. They're also great as little joyful moving stress relief when I'm lying across someone and squidging them.

Let your balls hang low OP.

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By *azza72Man
29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Fellas, as a mature man my balls are dropping and keep hanging out my supposedly fitted trunks.

Any suggestions for mens underwear to keep them in place ?

Cheers. Ladies comments welcome too xx"

Step One trunks will keep the boys in the barracks

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By *eroLondonMan
29 weeks ago

Mayfair

OP, ignore these women reprobates who offer much mockery and little by way of support to your masculine undercarriage. They are oblivious to the plight of men and as much use as tits on a fish.

Pay heed to your brethren and listen to their worldly wisdom.

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By *d mirerMan
29 weeks ago

lost

How about designing a ball bra ?

Could be a winner !

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By *azza72Man
29 weeks ago

Leeds


"How about designing a ball bra ?

Could be a winner ! "

Like a bollock hammock? Yeah could be onto something there, fancy going on Dragon’s Den?

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By *d mirerMan
29 weeks ago

lost


"How about designing a ball bra ?

Could be a winner !

Like a bollock hammock? Yeah could be onto something there, fancy going on Dragon’s Den? "

Aye ! A dragon with a slack sack would pounce on it for sure , or accidentally trod on it

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By *a LunaWoman
29 weeks ago

South Wales


"Are we talking speedo type trunks or the ones that come down to mid thigh?

Because if it’s the latter you could get a job in a sex shop as a Newton’s Cradle.

No speedos or mid thighs just trunks at upper thigh"

Well, I’ve thoroughly examined your pics and the balls look good to me

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By *electableicecreamMan
29 weeks ago

The West

Get a man servant to gently carry them for you on the finest silver

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By *mooth shaft OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"How about designing a ball bra ?

Could be a winner ! "

Often thought of that mate especially in summer. Support for balls !

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By *mooth shaft OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Are we talking speedo type trunks or the ones that come down to mid thigh?

Because if it’s the latter you could get a job in a sex shop as a Newton’s Cradle.

No speedos or mid thighs just trunks at upper thigh

Well, I’ve thoroughly examined your pics and the balls look good to me "

xx

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
29 weeks ago

west london

Superglue 4

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By *aizyWoman
29 weeks ago

west midlands

Velcro, you can velcro them up when in polite company and just let them hang free the rest of the time.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
29 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I hear it's warmer in the South.

Leave your balls to do what balls do then in the cold , cold winter you can lay one on top of each foot ........ blissssss

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
29 weeks ago

North West

Do your balls hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
29 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Do your balls hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?"

Do you get that funny feeling #

You could whitewash any ceiling

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By *ornucopiaMan
29 weeks ago

Bexley

Is it gravity which is to blame or are they unfeasibly large?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Central

Jock strap?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
29 weeks ago

North West


"Do your balls hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Do you get that funny feeling #

You could whitewash any ceiling "

I was aiming for

"Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you sling them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier?"

It's the NSFW version of what my Grandad taught me

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By *mily36CWoman
29 weeks ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Have they not invented any nip and tuck procedures for down there for men yet then??!

They have. Scrotum Lift. It was originally for those with testicular cancer and other genital related medical injuries to the testes.

Nowadays it’s an old man trying to rejuvenate his balls cosmetic surgery. "

Crumbs ... anything is possible then

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By *ingerpopMan
29 weeks ago

grimsby

Try a wheelbarrow like i do

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By *ongandharderMan
29 weeks ago

Rotherham


"Fellas, as a mature man my balls are dropping and keep hanging out my supposedly fitted trunks.

Any suggestions for mens underwear to keep them in place ?

Cheers. Ladies comments welcome too xx"

Manscaped boxers pricier but wear well and are supportive

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