FabSwingers.com forum: “You into MMF mate”

By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

Yeah of course, love making a woman the centre of attention

“Cool, you got a gf or missus then?”

Ffs you messaged me, I assume you’re asking me to join you and your GF/wife/FWB, why do I have to do all the work? BE GONE

That’s my current pet peeve on here (and has been for a few years)

Morning. What’s your favourite chocolate?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
12 weeks ago

Staffordshire

One that’s available right now…

Kitkat dark, 104 calories

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

Also dudes messaging asking me to join them and a woman then you have to out the fakes and fantasists by saying to organise a group chat with all 3 of you and lo and behold they go quiet

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By *ondonlad_88Man
12 weeks ago

Ha ha, love this post! Get maybe 2 a day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

"One that’s available right now…

Kitkat dark, 104 calories "

Kitkat solid choice

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By *ondiego85Man
12 weeks ago

nottingham

I also had the opposite kind of fantasist!

People saying they have a lady willing to be the centre of a mmf, then ghosting. Usually that’s people that cancel their profile after a few days/weeks

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By *ondiego85Man
12 weeks ago

nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

This. Also the single guy profile who happens to have an FB ready and waiting.

Big minus points for sending a pic to show it.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
12 weeks ago

Hell

"Yeah of course, love making a woman the centre of attention

“Cool, you got a gf or missus then?”

Ffs you messaged me, I assume you’re asking me to join you and your GF/wife/FWB, why do I have to do all the work? BE GONE

That’s my current pet peeve on here (and has been for a few years)

Morning. What’s your favourite chocolate?"

Howling

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By *ondiego85Man
12 weeks ago

nottingham

It’s so full of fakes and trolls.

I started chatting with a girl the other day, said good night, came back the following day to see no trace of the messages or the profile. I presume they cancelled the profile or the admins recognised them as a serial catfish?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

My random, out of the blue, approaches tend to be from couples. Asking me to meet them on a specific date in a specific place … which is usually two or three hundred miles away.

So if I say I can’t manage that but I’ll be in their neck of the woods in three or four weeks’ time … I get a snippy ‘That’s no use to us, we want a man tomorrow night at 7:38pm exactly.’ I just advise them to look a little more locally, in that case.

Oh, and I’ve got a real thing for Cadbury’s Caramel. It’s cheap dirty chocolate but it’s oh-so-good.

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By *herry delightWoman
12 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

I get the ones you must have lots of single female friends, because I have a few pictures on my profile. It doesn't occur to some guys that someone had to take the picture and that someone was there partner.

Dark lint chocolate or recently Tony's chocolate.

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman
12 weeks ago

RCT

My favourite are couple accounts but the guy introduces just himself, refers to them as I and gets shitty when I ask where the missus is

Going through a biscuit phase at the moment, between those chocolate butter biscuits and Jaffa cakes.

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By *ames stoneMan
12 weeks ago

bristol

Kit Kat you sicko you make me sick with your perversions

But a MFM threesome sounds amazing lots of my mates cum to clean up

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By *enegadeMMan
12 weeks ago

oxford

Terrys chocolate orange…

Wow that came from nowhere … I wasn’t expecting to say that

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By *cott73Man
12 weeks ago

brighton

I'm into dark chocolate at the moment (no that's not a euphemism)

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By *ess n BenCouple
12 weeks ago

Didcot

Definitely got to be a whisper bar

Love the guy’s who say their wife wants to try a full swap but it’s a single guy’s profile

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Terrys chocolate orange… Wow that came from nowhere … I wasn’t expecting to say that

It’s okay, this is a safe space. Nobody will kink-shame.

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By *d4fun73Man
12 weeks ago

Shipley

The late night messages from couples.. what you doing now? Want to come fuck the wife.

Me know I'm in bed, it's too late.

I could go on!.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

"Definitely got to be a whisper bar

Love the guy’s who say their wife wants to try a full swap but it’s a single guy’s profile "

Wispa Gold

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By *hePleasurerMan
12 weeks ago

Cheshire

Yep. So many people who want you to do all the heavy lifting and get peeved if you decline their "offer". The sense of entitlement is overwhelming.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

"The late night messages from couples.. what you doing now? Want to come fuck the wife.

Me know I'm in bed, it's too late.

I could go on!.

Always at 3am on a Wednesday morning

“Wanna come over?” Erm no?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

"The late night messages from couples.. what you doing now? Want to come fuck the wife.

Me know I'm in bed, it's too late.

I could go on!.

Always at 3am on a Wednesday morning

“Wanna come over?” Erm no?"

I’m 39 mate, 7pm is the cut off for anything

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By *eliWoman
12 weeks ago

Such a cheery happy morning OP.

My favourite chocolate currently comes in the form of a tub of yogurt. Cadbury's sharing pot. It's so good with strawberries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

"Such a cheery happy morning OP.

My favourite chocolate currently comes in the form of a tub of yogurt. Cadbury's sharing pot. It's so good with strawberries. "

I’m in my cantankerous era

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By *d4fun73Man
12 weeks ago

Shipley

"The late night messages from couples.. what you doing now? Want to come fuck the wife.

Me know I'm in bed, it's too late.

I could go on!.

Always at 3am on a Wednesday morning

“Wanna come over?” Erm no?

I’m 39 mate, 7pm is the cut off for anything "

Exactly they don't seem to realise we need to get ready! And travel

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By *d4fun73Man
12 weeks ago

Shipley

Oh forgot the chocolate

Whispa bar's

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

If you can't do 7:38, there is no point turning up as it would all be over by 7:41.

Come on be real.

Besides, what's 200 miles for a couple of seconds of pleasure?

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By *omptationMan
12 weeks ago

liverpool

"This. Also the single guy profile who happens to have an FB ready and waiting.

Big minus points for sending a pic to show it. "

I had this exact thing happen last week, asked me to meet them in a city centre hotel. I asked for a pic of her, he sent… I asked for her to drop me a message on here herself to confirm…

He says she’s not there yet.

But I’m more than welcome to come wait with him!

I immediately say no, as the situation seems sus…

He then proceeds to message me over and over to come join him as he’s so horny, completely giving up the MMF pretence now. I say no thanks, not into guys.

He calls me gay.

WTF?!

I do like an orange Twirl

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By *ondiego85Man
12 weeks ago

nottingham

"The late night messages from couples.. what you doing now? Want to come fuck the wife.

Me know I'm in bed, it's too late.

I could go on!.

Always at 3am on a Wednesday morning

“Wanna come over?” Erm no?"

That’s not bad. I had messaged between 4:30 and 5 this morning. And they seemed surprised that I wasn’t going to rush to get out

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By *ltrMan
12 weeks ago

sheffield

Two weeks ago a guy asked to

Me to join in with a gb at 6pm I kept messaging where and when then he went quite and then no longer on site appeared on his posts on forums.

Into blue ribbons at moment.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
12 weeks ago

Essex

“I have a female friend that can join us”…

Well go ahead and fuck her. Leave me alone.

Boost.

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By *ondiego85Man
12 weeks ago

nottingham

"“I have a female friend that can join us”…

Well go ahead and fuck her. Leave me alone.

Boost. "

It’s probably a cuck looking for a bull?

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By *emidemiWoman
12 weeks ago

basingstoke

M&S do these peanut butter and caramel chocolate bites that I’m just obsessed with currently

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By *ondiego85Man
12 weeks ago

nottingham

"M&S do these peanut butter and caramel chocolate bites that I’m just obsessed with currently "

Peanut butter and caramel chocolate? I need to try it!

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By *enegadeMMan
12 weeks ago

oxford

"M&S do these peanut butter and caramel chocolate bites that I’m just obsessed with currently "

I’m stopping at M&S on the way home…. Not sure if I’m the right clientele

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By *issmorganWoman
12 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

"“I have a female friend that can join us”…

Well go ahead and fuck her. Leave me alone.

Boost. "
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Yeah this. I've had this a few times and when I ask why, they say well I'd love to watch 2 woman.

I remind them I'm straight, just as it says on my profile then block.

Kinder Beuno bars

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
12 weeks ago

Essex

"“I have a female friend that can join us”…

Well go ahead and fuck her. Leave me alone.

Boost.

It’s probably a cuck looking for a bull?

Then possibly looking in the wrong place messaging me????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

"“I have a female friend that can join us”…

Well go ahead and fuck her. Leave me alone.

Boost. .

Yeah this. I've had this a few times and when I ask why, they say well I'd love to watch 2 woman.

I remind them I'm straight, just as it says on my profile then block.

Kinder Beuno bars"

Those little things are basically crack

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By *ondiego85Man
12 weeks ago

nottingham

"“I have a female friend that can join us”…

Well go ahead and fuck her. Leave me alone.

Boost.

It’s probably a cuck looking for a bull?

Then possibly looking in the wrong place messaging me????

Maybe he’s looking for a bullette? How do I know?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
12 weeks ago

Essex

"“I have a female friend that can join us”…

Well go ahead and fuck her. Leave me alone.

Boost.

It’s probably a cuck looking for a bull?

Then possibly looking in the wrong place messaging me????

Maybe he’s looking for a bullette? How do I know?

After your first comment. I’m looking for a bullet…

I knew I looked rough… but fuck.

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By *ondiego85Man
12 weeks ago

nottingham

"“I have a female friend that can join us”…

Well go ahead and fuck her. Leave me alone.

Boost.

It’s probably a cuck looking for a bull?

Then possibly looking in the wrong place messaging me????

Maybe he’s looking for a bullette? How do I know?

After your first comment. I’m looking for a bullet…

I knew I looked rough… but fuck. "

I don’t know how you look, you hid your profile!

I’m sure you’re beautiful. I feel it in my bone

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By *illy IdolMan
12 weeks ago

Midlands

Depends on the mood but right now I crave some Toblerone

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
12 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Strangely I met my ex through a 'want to meet me and my friend' message from a single guy who then failed to show up and vanished without trace from the site. We still met. Was a good 12 years.

They're not always ficticious FB's but it's easy to identify those that are pretty sharpish and move on.

Benefit of the doubt only lasts a couple of messages for me.

And Wispas or Toblerone for me. Or both. At once.

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By *ondiego85Man
12 weeks ago

nottingham

Guys, actually that nutty chocolate from Lidl is quite good…

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By *eyond PurityCouple
12 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Profile with one pic

Them - Would you like to meet?

Us - Lovely profile pic, do you have any more you’d like to share?

Them - I have some in friends folder, I’ll send a request

Us - We have around 60 odd pics on our profile for you to peruse - we have over 500 in friends - we only want to view a couple of you to give us a better indication, so just attach them on here.

Radio silence…

Picnics are just incredible

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By *affron40Woman
12 weeks ago

manchester

‘It’s a shame you’re not meeting’

For who? Nobody that’s who. Nobody wants a sweaty, red faced menopausal psycho showing up at their door. Do one.

Cadburys caramel

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
12 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"Profile with one pic

Them - Would you like to meet?

Us - Lovely profile pic, do you have any more you’d like to share?

Them - I have some in friends folder, I’ll send a request

Us - We have around 60 odd pics on our profile for you to peruse - we have over 500 in friends - we only want to view a couple of you to give us a better indication, so just attach them on here.

Radio silence…

Picnics are just incredible

We've had similar with either a silhouette or one pic but asking us to send more!

Lion bar or Crunchie

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By *viatrixWoman
12 weeks ago

Redhill

Dark.

Abhorrations called “milk chocolate” or *gasp* WHITE chocolate do not deserve the mot derived from Xocoatl, elixir for us Aztecs.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
12 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Op do you need a hug, not from the Mrs but me....

Fav chocolate, the chocolate starfish of course...

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By *d4fun73Man
12 weeks ago

Shipley

Oh I forgot dark chocolate toblerones.

Late night car meets! Where are you... We're traveling around. Sorry but I'm not going to hunt you down in the middle of the night!

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By *hoirCouple
12 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Star Bar.

It's also perfect when rolled into a freshly cooked crepe and allowed to melt a little before you gently flatten it

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Star Bar. It's also perfect when rolled into a freshly cooked crepe and allowed to melt a little before you gently flatten it"

Pervert.

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By *nytime2023Couple
12 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

This thread has tickled me

Number of fantasists is unreal on here. Hence, we only meet in clubs now. That way it’s win win for us if they are total time wasters as the club scene is awesome.

The funniest message we had recently was from a guy who didn’t believe we were a couple…we pointed him to 40+ verifications (he had one from 5 years ago)

I do like a Cadbury Time-Out

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman
12 weeks ago

RCT

"Star Bar.

It's also perfect when rolled into a freshly cooked crepe and allowed to melt a little before you gently flatten it

That's the hottest porn I have ever heard

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By *oreAgainForeverCouple
12 weeks ago

doncaster

As a couple that do like to add the extra male we get messed about somat chronic also find one we like it’s all good dates set 2-3 days before nothing….2-3 days after “sorry can I have another chance” it gets exhausting

A good old fashioned malteaser

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By *isntacrowdMan
12 weeks ago

Torbayshire

"Yeah of course, love making a woman the centre of attention

“Cool, you got a gf or missus then?”

Ffs you messaged me, I assume you’re asking me to join you and your GF/wife/FWB, why do I have to do all the work? BE GONE

That’s my current pet peeve on here (and has been for a few years)

Morning. What’s your favourite chocolate?"

I think it depends what type of meet up you like for me personally I like to know someone who I’m going to meet so whether that’s an M or an F for a threesome I would like some chat banter picture exchange before making introductions to 3rd parties.

Especially if the parties are not known to each other.

Bringing in a stud for a last minute, meet up can be quite tricky to arrange. I find it better when there’s been a bit of contact and build up.

Pitching that opening email is always a tricky one, especially if it’s a guy approaching a guy

However they are bloody hard to arrange so I always expect a load of difficult conversations along the way with males or females.

To be honest I think fab could do more to help singles Arranging threesomes with other singles especially get together for threesomes. Maybe have a three or four way chat option that would be very helpful.

Forums are very good places for finding like mining individuals and occasionally things can lead to other things from posts in groups like this.

My favourite chocolate at the moment is a vegan KitKat.

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By *till gameMan
12 weeks ago

two doors down

"Star Bar.

It's also perfect when rolled into a freshly cooked crepe and allowed to melt a little before you gently flatten it

Wow

That sounds amazing

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By *electableicecreamMan
12 weeks ago

The West

I enjoy stringing along the obvious fakes until they ask for more photos and then I say Yeah sure just hang on one sec and I'll send you few...

And then I just never reply.

Chunky kit Kats alongside a pack of cheese and onion crisps

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Star Bar.

It's also perfect when rolled into a freshly cooked crepe and allowed to melt a little before you gently flatten it

I didn't even know you could still get Star Bars.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

This opening post started as an 18 certifate and ended as a BBC Christmas ad

I don’t like chocolate, but if I did. A snickers.

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By *4bimMan
12 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Just end the conversation if it's suspicious and sounding alarm bells.

I don't know why people get so worked up about messages you can ultimately delete.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
12 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Yorkie biscuit and raisin.

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By *ou only live onceMan
12 weeks ago

London

Ah, yes. Alongside the "wanna fuck my missus?" crew? Maybe, but you'll need to move out of your parents' house and find one first.

But more importantly, Cadbury's Whole Nut. Closely followed by Snickers.

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Ok Op, I am listening. What are your expectations and how much of the 'work' should the other party involved be doing?

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By *iss DevilWoman
12 weeks ago

Bedford

People not reading profile and then getting upset when I point out I'm not meeting. One actually said to me "it's good to be friendly"- I was, I replied to initial message, what more do you want from someone only looking to meet in clubs??? Also, had a "pleasure" of a late night message lately, they wanted to come over just before midnight... Erm, I have work the next day and no, thanks, just because you have a horn doesn't mean I have to have one, too.

Favourite chocolate at the moment - Reese's peanut butter and pretzels. I am more pasty girl though.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
12 weeks ago

Wirral.

Hmmm, despite my filters being tighter than a gnat's chuff, I've had a few lorry drivers wanting to entertain me in their cabin lately.

I mean, really? Do I look like a fat tracker's moll? Do I??

I love a 360g bar of Toblerone.

I loved 'em even more before they shrank from 400g.

Does EVERYTHING have to shrink with age?

*someone forgot to tell my belly*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

"Ok Op, I am listening. What are your expectations and how much of the 'work' should the other party involved be doing?"

My expectations being when you message me about an MMF don’t make it as a single male who has no partner, it’s completely pointless.

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By *restonguy1981Man
12 weeks ago

preston

"Ok Op, I am listening. What are your expectations and how much of the 'work' should the other party involved be doing?

My expectations being when you message me about an MMF don’t make it as a single male who has no partner, it’s completely pointless."

I agree OP, seems a little confusing

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
12 weeks ago

Wirral.

"Ok Op, I am listening. What are your expectations and how much of the 'work' should the other party involved be doing?

My expectations being when you message me about an MMF don’t make it as a single male who has no partner, it’s completely pointless."

How about I message you OP?

"You into MMFs?"

"Yeah"

"Grab a mate & come ruin me"

Is that any better?

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By *vaRose43Woman
12 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

4am - fancy a fuck in my van?

Revels

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West

"Yeah of course, love making a woman the centre of attention

“Cool, you got a gf or missus then?”

Ffs you messaged me, I assume you’re asking me to join you and your GF/wife/FWB, why do I have to do all the work? BE GONE

That’s my current pet peeve on here (and has been for a few years)

Morning. What’s your favourite chocolate?"

Galaxy. Just smashed a few squares

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Ok Op, I am listening. What are your expectations and how much of the 'work' should the other party involved be doing?

My expectations being when you message me about an MMF don’t make it as a single male who has no partner, it’s completely pointless."

I got that part and I agree. It's the next part I am asking about.

'I assume you’re asking me to join you and your GF/wife/FWB, why do I have to do all the work?'

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By *ink vixenCouple
12 weeks ago

Medway

We’ve had this too oddly.

Despite what it says on the tin!

Obviously more frustrating for you though.

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By *urry BlokeMan
12 weeks ago

Guys looking for straight guys has been my pet peeve for years now

As for chocolate, I'll scoff most - apart from Boost Bars - too much going on with em

If I had to choose, I'd probably go for a red bounty

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By *hoirCouple
12 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Yeah of course, love making a woman the centre of attention

“Cool, you got a gf or missus then?”

Ffs you messaged me, I assume you’re asking me to join you and your GF/wife/FWB, why do I have to do all the work? BE GONE

That’s my current pet peeve on here (and has been for a few years)

Morning. What’s your favourite chocolate?"

Genuinely didn't know that was a thing

for what it's worth, wouldn't be ghosting you EVER

Favourite chocolate changes dependant on my mood, currently just bog standard Dairy Milk

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By *ad NannaWoman
12 weeks ago

East London

They expect women to supply the other f in a ffm too.

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By *ad NannaWoman
12 weeks ago

East London

Just wondering though, have you got a mate for a mfm?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

The best chocolate that’s ever danced upon my tastebuds is Alain Ducasse’s dark chocolate bar. The one with fruits is an explosion of delight!

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By *ad NannaWoman
12 weeks ago

East London

If I had to choose a favourite chocolate it would be Dairy Milk.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
12 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Ok Op, I am listening. What are your expectations and how much of the 'work' should the other party involved be doing?

My expectations being when you message me about an MMF don’t make it as a single male who has no partner, it’s completely pointless."

Just maybe there is a partner in the background

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By *ongAndThick123Man
12 weeks ago

Leeds

"Yeah of course, love making a woman the centre of attention

“Cool, you got a gf or missus then?”

Ffs you messaged me, I assume you’re asking me to join you and your GF/wife/FWB, why do I have to do all the work? BE GONE

That’s my current pet peeve on here (and has been for a few years)

Morning. What’s your favourite chocolate?"

I love white chocolate and biscoff kitkats. They’re addictive

PS sounds like the men are using you as bait to attract women.

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By *isntacrowdMan
12 weeks ago

Torbayshire

"They expect women to supply the other f in a ffm too.

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By *iberius61Man
12 weeks ago

Pontefract

Call my a synic, but i have doubts every time the 'lady' of a couple messages me

Chocolate? ANY Chocolate, anything containing Chocolate, anything even remotely Chocolate flavoured

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By *ark73XXXMan
12 weeks ago

North Staffs/South Cheshire

"Call my a synic, but i have doubts every time the 'lady' of a couple messages me

Chocolate? ANY Chocolate, anything containing Chocolate, anything even remotely Chocolate flavoured

Cynic

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12 weeks ago

"Ok Op, I am listening. What are your expectations and how much of the 'work' should the other party involved be doing?

My expectations being when you message me about an MMF don’t make it as a single male who has no partner, it’s completely pointless.

I got that part and I agree. It's the next part I am asking about.

'I assume you’re asking me to join you and your GF/wife/FWB, why do I have to do all the work?'"

Not sure what part of that you’re struggling with

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12 weeks ago

"Yeah of course, love making a woman the centre of attention

“Cool, you got a gf or missus then?”

Ffs you messaged me, I assume you’re asking me to join you and your GF/wife/FWB, why do I have to do all the work? BE GONE

That’s my current pet peeve on here (and has been for a few years)

Morning. What’s your favourite chocolate?"

So anyway, are you into MMF?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

MMF but we all feed each other chocolate

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By *ot to giggleWoman
12 weeks ago

Coventry

the 11pm, what you doing now - ummm getting ready to go bed!!

Kitkat - chunky or any really

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By *ondiego85Man
12 weeks ago

nottingham

Beat you. This morning at 4:30: “you up for some fun?”

Actually fighting insomnia, but thank you

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands

"MMF but we all feed each other chocolate "

Sounds good in theory, but I don't share chocolate, especially my fav Galaxy.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
12 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I’m a town for work, will be free between 3 and 4pm, you available?

I’m not dial a shag mate.

Aldi’s dark chocolate and salted caramel bars.

Mrs TMN x

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By *mily36CWoman
12 weeks ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"My favourite are couple accounts but the guy introduces just himself, refers to them as I and gets shitty when I ask where the missus is

Going through a biscuit phase at the moment, between those chocolate butter biscuits and Jaffa cakes."

Yah for jaffa cakes

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12 weeks ago

Got a 'couple' that message me now n again.

'Need a M of cdtv to join us for a 3sum'.

Has photos of a male n female on profile, but I assume they're not really them???

Now just sends random messages very late at night or early morning - probably after a fantasy wank ???

I could block them but at times its very amusing

Rum n raisin Yorkie bar

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Yeah of course, love making a woman the centre of attention

“Cool, you got a gf or missus then?”

Ffs you messaged me, I assume you’re asking me to join you and your GF/wife/FWB, why do I have to do all the work? BE GONE

That’s my current pet peeve on here (and has been for a few years)

Morning. What’s your favourite chocolate?

So anyway, are you into MMF? "

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By *illy IdolMan
12 weeks ago

Midlands

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By *obilebottomMan
12 weeks ago

All over

Wily and I shared a virtual cabin once with lots of other visitors. That was an adventure

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By *mber SkiesWoman
12 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish

"Also dudes messaging asking me to join them and a woman then you have to out the fakes and fantasists by saying to organise a group chat with all 3 of you and lo and behold they go quiet "
go to a club butt it’s less hassle

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Got a 'couple' that message me now n again.

'Need a M of cdtv to join us for a 3sum'.

Has photos of a male n female on profile, but I assume they're not really them???

Now just sends random messages very late at night or early morning - probably after a fantasy wank ???

I could block them but at times its very amusing

Rum n raisin Yorkie bar "

Oops, predictive text strikes again.

Meant raisin n bisciut - wish they did a rum n raisin bar

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By *mber SkiesWoman
12 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish

I’m off chocolate

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By *ad NannaWoman
12 weeks ago

East London

"Got a 'couple' that message me now n again.

'Need a M of cdtv to join us for a 3sum'.

Has photos of a male n female on profile, but I assume they're not really them???

Now just sends random messages very late at night or early morning - probably after a fantasy wank ???

I could block them but at times its very amusing

Rum n raisin Yorkie bar

Oops, predictive text strikes again.

Meant raisin n bisciut - wish they did a rum n raisin bar

I asked for a Rum and Raisin Yorkie yesterday. It's a common mistake to make

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By *urry BlokeMan
12 weeks ago

"Got a 'couple' that message me now n again.

'Need a M of cdtv to join us for a 3sum'.

Has photos of a male n female on profile, but I assume they're not really them???

Now just sends random messages very late at night or early morning - probably after a fantasy wank ???

I could block them but at times its very amusing

Rum n raisin Yorkie bar

Oops, predictive text strikes again.

Meant raisin n bisciut - wish they did a rum n raisin bar

I asked for a Rum and Raisin Yorkie yesterday. It's a common mistake to make

Yorkie - it's not for girls!

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By *DCJCouple
12 weeks ago

Benfleet

Leave the white chocs alone! They're superior lol ??

Saying that Reese peanut cups, or Reese pieces, or white lion bar ????????????

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By *DCJCouple
12 weeks ago

Benfleet

I found timeouts for the first time in years! Bought a 6 pack... eat them all within about 4 hours ????

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Ok Op, I am listening. What are your expectations and how much of the 'work' should the other party involved be doing?

My expectations being when you message me about an MMF don’t make it as a single male who has no partner, it’s completely pointless.

I got that part and I agree. It's the next part I am asking about.

'I assume you’re asking me to join you and your GF/wife/FWB, why do I have to do all the work?'

Not sure what part of that you’re struggling with "

I was wondering what you meant by 'work' - doesn't matter.

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By *omptationMan
12 weeks ago

liverpool

"4am - fancy a fuck in my van?"

Where are you parked?

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By *endalshaggersCouple
12 weeks ago

Kendal

It's not my favourite chocolate but I recently bought a big pack of orange Club biscuits to put in my lunch box and I can't get enough of them

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By *omptationMan
12 weeks ago

liverpool

"It's not my favourite chocolate but I recently bought a big pack of orange Club biscuits to put in my lunch box and I can't get enough of them "

Oh, the topic of best chocolate/biscuit to put in a lunch is a WHOLE other topic in itself!!

For example, Kit Kat yes, Toffee Crisp no.

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By *orphia2003Woman
12 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

The couple who 'bi' female, who turns out only to be doing it because it's one of his fantasies, or the pillow princesses who are happy to receive but not reciprocate.

Espresso martini truffles.

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By *ess n BenCouple
12 weeks ago

Didcot

"Oh forgot the chocolate

Whispa bar's "

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By *d4fun73Man
12 weeks ago

Shipley

"The couple who 'bi' female, who turns out only to be doing it because it's one of his fantasies, or the pillow princesses who are happy to receive but not reciprocate.

Espresso martini truffles."

Plenty of pillow princesses on here!

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By *ark n kimCouple
12 weeks ago

Durham

We just got a picture of a cock.

Message says.. any good.

That was it nothing on profile,nothing in Message,a picture of a hard cock.

So I show kim and before you know it her knickers are coming off..

That is sarcasm just to be clear.

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"The couple who 'bi' female, who turns out only to be doing it because it's one of his fantasies, or the pillow princesses who are happy to receive but not reciprocate.

Espresso martini truffles.

Plenty of pillow princesses on here!"

And princes thank you very much.

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By *HUSH-Man
12 weeks ago

London

Russell & Atwell is by far the best chocolate I’ve ever had. Only time I’ve enjoyed eating White Chocolate is their Dirty Blonde flavour.

Other than that I’ll occasionally buy Tony Chocolonely Hazelnut or Caramel Biscuit.

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By *HUSH-Man
12 weeks ago

London

Forgot to add that I’m open to the idea of sharing a woman and spoiling her with everything she deserves for the night…but I truly can’t emphasise enough that I WILL NOT SHARE CHOCOLATE!

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