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"He's actually a cube " Has more sex than anyone else on FAB. Ever! | |||
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"Keeps random hairs from all his meets." She prefers tea | |||
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"Has a secret shrine to Floella Benjamin and all the soft toys from Play School." Has never sold even a single orange! | |||
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"Has a secret shrine to Floella Benjamin and all the soft toys from Play School. Has never sold even a single orange!"  | |||
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"Has a secret shrine to Floella Benjamin and all the soft toys from Play School. Has never sold even a single orange! "Well, you'd be 400 years old if you were the real NG  . | |||
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"Has a secret shrine to Floella Benjamin and all the soft toys from Play School. Has never sold even a single orange! "Speaks Elvish at the point of climax. Truly a keeper. | |||
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"Has a secret shrine to Floella Benjamin and all the soft toys from Play School. Has never sold even a single orange!
Speaks Elvish at the point of climax. Truly a keeper."Is an actual elf. | |||
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"Is part of the collective..resistor is futile" Collects rubber ducks | |||
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"Sucked off Sean Connery in a service station" Keeps toenail clippings of his meets which he takes when they're sleeping. | |||
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"She sucked off Wonko sucking off Sean Connery in that service station ."Skinny jeans and Dunlop trainers | |||
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"drives a robin reliant "Cries out "I'm not your mother Tarquin" during climax . | |||
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"Steals underwear from washing lines, but it's all string vests and Y fronts." Has never cooked a single recipe from those books (the babybel is a giveaway ) | |||
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"Has never cooked a single recipe from those books (the babybel is a giveaway )"They live in Suffolk ! | |||
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"Has never cooked a single recipe from those books (the babybel is a giveaway )
They live in Suffolk !"Nicky literally has over 100 skeletons in his closet. | |||
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"Has never cooked a single recipe from those books (the babybel is a giveaway )
They live in Suffolk !
Nicky literally has over 100 skeletons in his closet."He's a Jedi babel fish . | |||
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"Is actually a bookkeeper, who lives in his mum's basement, collects bottle tops, and thinks an exciting Friday night is ordering a zinger KFC instead of the normal coating. "Owns 263 ladybirds and knows them all by name. And dresses them in fancy ladybird clothes. | |||
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"Is actually a bookkeeper, who lives in his mum's basement, collects bottle tops, and thinks an exciting Friday night is ordering a zinger KFC instead of the normal coating. "I'm sooooo busted .
And also off for a few hours.
L8rs xxxx | |||
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"I'm sooooo busted . And also off for a few hours. L8rs xxxx"^ He’s not really. He’s lurking. Watching. Waiting. | |||
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"Has stuffed mice dressed in period costumes." Haa a prosthetic penis. | |||
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"Does all the shopping for the elderly in the street. Good man. "Is secretly rebuilding Hadrians Wall, not to keep the English out but to stop his meets from escaping | |||
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"A co-founder of the scientology movement. " Doth protest too much, is actually interested in gay bi guys. | |||
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"Has stuffed mice dressed in period costumes. Haa a prosthetic penis." so do modt of the women here. | |||
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"Has stuffed mice dressed in period costumes. Haa a prosthetic penis. so do modt of the women here. "Hmmm, 'match of the day' huh?  | |||
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"Has stuffed mice dressed in period costumes. Haa a prosthetic penis. so do modt of the women here.
Hmmm, 'match of the day' huh? "Match of day the, actually. | |||
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"Is part of the collective..resistor is futile Collects rubber ducks " I actually do  | |||
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"Is part of the collective..resistor is futile Collects rubber ducks I actually do "Is a Noel Edmund’s superfan , house is called crinkly bottom | |||
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"Is part of the collective..resistor is futile Collects rubber ducks I actually do
Is a Noel Edmund’s superfan , house is called crinkly bottom "Is the love child of Winston Ingram and Agnes ... | |||
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"Is part of the collective..resistor is futile Collects rubber ducks I actually do
Is a Noel Edmund’s superfan , house is called crinkly bottom
Is the love child of Winston Ingram and Agnes ... "Wears Y fronts under his kilt | |||
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" Wears Y fronts under his kilt " Thats the most offensive thing I've had on here !!
True Scotsman | |||
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"Has an underground stream in his cellar, nd stocks it with piranha." Passes put d*unk & bollock naked | |||
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"Has an underground stream in his cellar, nd stocks it with piranha. Passes put d*unk & bollock naked "Is the president of the krankies fan club | |||
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" Wears Y fronts under his kilt Thats the most offensive thing I've had on here !!
True Scotsman "I know and would get a Glaswegian kiss in person for saying it!! That’s why it’s your deepest darkest secret
Pass me by as I am off to feed my piranha | |||
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" Wears Y fronts under his kilt Thats the most offensive thing I've had on here !!
True Scotsman
I know and would get a Glaswegian kiss in person for saying it!!
That’s why it’s your deepest darkest secret
Pass me by as I am off to feed my piranha "Uses the awl tool on his knife to clean out the fluff from his belly button | |||
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" Wears Y fronts under his kilt Thats the most offensive thing I've had on here !!
True Scotsman
I know and would get a Glaswegian kiss in person for saying it!!
That’s why it’s your deepest darkest secret
Pass me by as I am off to feed my piranha
Uses the awl tool on his knife to clean out the fluff from his belly button"Is actually a mild mannered janitor | |||
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"Is actually a mild mannered janitor " Had his Krankies fan club membership revoked .. | |||
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"Is actually a mild mannered janitor Had his Krankies fan club membership revoked .. "  | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/07/24 14:19:38]" Has buried treasure on those fields | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/07/24 14:19:38] Has buried treasure on those fields" Has delia smith tied up in there cellar | |||
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"Is not in-fact an “average Joe” as his t shirt suggests " Are actually Scottish, brother and sister, and consider a fitness regime to involve getting off the setter, walking to the kitchen in order to get a deep fried Mar's bar | |||
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"Is not in-fact an “average Joe” as his t shirt suggests Are actually Scottish, brother and sister, and consider a fitness regime to involve getting off the setter***, walking to the kitchen in order to get a deep fried Mar's bar "***settee | |||
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"^^ he's not actually a kung fu dog with a mop "She’s tucked up in bed by 9pm. Midnight, schmidnight. Oh, plus she’s also Avril Lavigne. Mrs TMN x | |||
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"She makes the word ferel seem tame  "He believes he has telepathic abilities, and the finger against the side of the head is him trying to kill you with his mind. | |||
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"She makes the word ferel seem tame
He believes he has telepathic abilities, and the finger against the side of the head is him trying to kill you with his mind."He was the one who let the dogs out | |||
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"She makes the word ferel seem tame
He believes he has telepathic abilities, and the finger against the side of the head is him trying to kill you with his mind.
He was the one who let the dogs out "YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING | |||
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"She makes the word ferel seem tame
He believes he has telepathic abilities, and the finger against the side of the head is him trying to kill you with his mind.
He was the one who let the dogs out "She owns an alien and if you piss her off it will bite you’re Willy off | |||
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"She makes the word ferel seem tame
He believes he has telepathic abilities, and the finger against the side of the head is him trying to kill you with his mind.
He was the one who let the dogs out
She owns an alien and if you piss her off it will bite you’re Willy off "He’s big on role play, and once he played vets and let the cow wear the big glove. The mr | |||
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"She makes the word ferel seem tame
He believes he has telepathic abilities, and the finger against the side of the head is him trying to kill you with his mind.
He was the one who let the dogs out
She owns an alien and if you piss her off it will bite you’re Willy off
He’s big on role play, and once he played vets and let the cow wear the big glove.
The mr "He does not have a coffee table and as a result the Mrs spends nights away under an alias (MrsKOTCT) | |||
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"She makes the word ferel seem tame
He believes he has telepathic abilities, and the finger against the side of the head is him trying to kill you with his mind.
He was the one who let the dogs out
She owns an alien and if you piss her off it will bite you’re Willy off
He’s big on role play, and once he played vets and let the cow wear the big glove.
The mr
He does not have a coffee table and as a result the Mrs spends nights away under an alias (MrsKOTCT)"He doesn't actually like Hong Kong Phooey at all; it's a cursed t-shirt that he can't remove. | |||
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