FabSwingers.com forum: Dilemma

By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Another thread has reminded me of my fave dilemma, one that makes bloke think so hard their brains begin to melt out of their ears.

This is mainly for the men:

You have a choice; a really hot sexy woman who is gagging for it, dripping wet and moaning your name. Or the perfect bacon sandwich, bread just how you like it, piping hot butchers bacon with that bit of crisp fat and just the right amount of the right sauce.

However, YOU CAN ONLY HAVE ONE NOT BOTH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon sandwich, I will have a wank about the dream girl later!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take the bacon sandwich, women like the one you describe don't like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I liked Wishy's idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol ill go for the woman

as u can burn off the fat and have a good time

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Haha I liked Wishy's idea! "

Yer nips will get spattered with bacon grease with every thrust!

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha I liked Wishy's idea!

Yer nips will get spattered with bacon grease with every thrust!

Ouch!"

Not with my apron on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go for the woman and then have a fry-up later...

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Sorry to be predicktable its the lady for me,,

small brain over rules big brain everytime,,

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Haha I liked Wishy's idea!

Yer nips will get spattered with bacon grease with every thrust!

Ouch!

Not with my apron on

Anyway that's not allowed in this dilemma. What did himself say?

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By *obnessMan
over a year ago

york

Easy for me. I'm a veggie. I'll take the woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha I liked Wishy's idea!

Yer nips will get spattered with bacon grease with every thrust!

Ouch!

Not with my apron on

Anyway that's not allowed in this dilemma. What did himself say?

Himself? Lol

Btw I would if role reversed go for the man

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Haha I liked Wishy's idea!

Yer nips will get spattered with bacon grease with every thrust!

Ouch!

Not with my apron on

Anyway that's not allowed in this dilemma. What did himself say?

Himself? Lol

Btw I would if role reversed go for the man

Women don't find this a dilemma at all! They have a preference for one or the other, sometimes dependant on hunger or horn, and decide quickly.

Ask a man to his face dwelling lingeringly on how hot and wet the woman is and how fresh and fragrant the buttie is and watch his head begin to implode!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha I liked Wishy's idea!

Yer nips will get spattered with bacon grease with every thrust!

Ouch!

Not with my apron on

Anyway that's not allowed in this dilemma. What did himself say?

Himself? Lol

Btw I would if role reversed go for the man

Women don't find this a dilemma at all! They have a preference for one or the other, sometimes dependant on hunger or horn, and decide quickly.

Ask a man to his face dwelling lingeringly on how hot and wet the woman is and how fresh and fragrant the buttie is and watch his head begin to implode!

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not this man, decision made in seconds

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The woman. I'm vegetarian.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Bacon sarnie every time.

The woman will still be there for 10 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnie every time.

The woman will still be there for 10 minutes

Takes you 10 mins to eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon butty i just had one and my god it was good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bacon buttie all the way!

but i have a counter dilemma as many woman as u like or 1 foot long bacon sarnie?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Bacon sarnie every time.

The woman will still be there for 10 minutes

Takes you 10 mins to eat it

Has to be a biggie washed down with tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have the Bacon sandwich, cut it in two and give the lady half.

With luck, that way you can have both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OP detailed description of the bacon butty won me over.. Had me drooling so much so I had to knock one up.. It slithered in no problem and may require a repeat session.. I feel greedy today!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon butty with HP will win everytime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it be possible to have half of each ?

(B)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would it be possible to have half of each ?

(B)"

Which half would you choose though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would it be possible to have half of each ?

(B)"

You could eat whilst you shagged!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats easy, I pick the woman...for a perfect sandwich requires no sauce. Its natural juices and flavor are all it needs. So if you must add mayo, mustard, catsup, horsey sauce or some other condiment...then the bacon must be flawed.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Woman every time, got bread and got bacon in the fridge, just need the energy afterwards to go in the kitchen and knock one out, or do I mean up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would it be possible to have half of each ?

(B)

Which half would you choose though? "

The half with most sauce and the smallest crust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have to be the woman. I can always make a bacon sandwich tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veggie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thewoman.

I'm off bacon.

Now if it was a sausage and egg sandwich..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd choose the woman - I've enough pork'o me own

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Would it be possible to have half of each ?

(B)"

Nope. One or the other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarnie, hot naked horny women are always available the perfect bacon butty is a rare treat

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