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By (user no longer on site) OP
30 weeks ago

What’s a message that gives you the ick?

It’s such a simple one, but one that gives me a mega ick is where they just say ‘meet?’

Like ah yes I’m going to drop everything and meet with a man who’s said one word to me

Messages where they write a whole graphic paragraph about how they are going to dominate me is my biggest ick because…i literally say I’m not a sub.

It makes my LADY BONER LEAVEEEEE

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By *inkShyWoman
30 weeks ago

near Windsor

1. The graphic erotica as a first message especially when it is littered with spelling mistakes.

2. Ditto on "meet?"

3. Incessantly messaging me then getting into a strop if I don't reply. I don't owe you a reply instantly and I certainly won't reply now the dummy has been spat out.

4. Begging.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
30 weeks ago

Tamworth

Plenty but the fantasy style messages and being called ‘trouble.’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
30 weeks ago

"1. The graphic erotica as a first message especially when it is littered with spelling mistakes.

2. Ditto on "meet?"

3. Incessantly messaging me then getting into a strop if I don't reply. I don't owe you a reply instantly and I certainly won't reply now the dummy has been spat out.

4. Begging. "

Heavy on number 3 because now you definitely aren’t getting a reply

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Using a colon when a semi colon would be correct. Instant ick.

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By *eroLondonMan
30 weeks ago

Mayfair

What gives me the 'ick'? I think my current status update affirms that.

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By *inkShyWoman
30 weeks ago

near Windsor

3. Incessantly messaging me then getting into a strop if I don't reply. I don't owe you a reply instantly and I certainly won't reply now the dummy has been spat out.

Heavy on number 3 because now you definitely aren’t getting a reply

Yep. It's the "guess not !!!!!!!" that makes me just want to send them to the naughty step. Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
30 weeks ago

3. Incessantly messaging me then getting into a strop if I don't reply. I don't owe you a reply instantly and I certainly won't reply now the dummy has been spat out.

Heavy on number 3 because now you definitely aren’t getting a reply

Yep. It's the "guess not !!!!!!!" that makes me just want to send them to the naughty step. Haha"

I once had a guy who would incessantly message me if I didn’t respond instantly after reading his messages. He would say ‘sorry

‘ and ‘have I done something wrong’ like brother give me a chance to breathe

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By *ansoffateMan
30 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Using a colon when a semi colon would be correct. Instant ick. "

Those people give terrible oral.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
30 weeks ago

kent

"What gives me the 'ick'? I think my current status update affirms that.

It does indeed. Not something we have ever experienced, thankfully.

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By *issBlackedCouple
30 weeks ago

Glasgow

"mmmmmmmm"

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By *orthern BeardMan
30 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"What’s a message that gives you the ick?

It’s such a simple one, but one that gives me a mega ick is where they just say ‘meet?’

Like ah yes I’m going to drop everything and meet with a man who’s said one word to me

Messages where they write a whole graphic paragraph about how they are going to dominate me is my biggest ick because…i literally say I’m not a sub.

It makes my LADY BONER LEAVEEEEE "

Wait a minute! You mean this doesn’t work?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"Using a colon when a semi colon would be correct. Instant ick.

Those people give terrible oral."

Any more than a semi colon they’ve gone too far.

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By *ansoffateMan
30 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Using a colon when a semi colon would be correct. Instant ick.

Those people give terrible oral.

Any more than a semi colon they’ve gone too far. "

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By *emidemiWoman
30 weeks ago

basingstoke

Anything where you can just tell they’ve copy pasted majority of the message

The messages I get from people saying “hey I love what I read on your profile”… my profile is blank.

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By *inkShyWoman
30 weeks ago

near Windsor

3. Incessantly messaging me then getting into a strop if I don't reply. I don't owe you a reply instantly and I certainly won't reply now the dummy has been spat out.

Heavy on number 3 because now you definitely aren’t getting a reply

Yep. It's the "guess not !!!!!!!" that makes me just want to send them to the naughty step. Haha

I once had a guy who would incessantly message me if I didn’t respond instantly after reading his messages. He would say ‘sorry

‘ and ‘have I done something wrong’ like brother give me a chance to breathe "

It's smothering and you get turned off from even just chatting, let alone meeting. Someone I've never met or messaged sent me 45 today, and when I asked to be left alone he declared his love for me. Love is an ick too now I think of it lol

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By *4bimMan
30 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

People who start negative threads to get people to pile in on.

Glad I don't have these horrendous problems

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By *emidemiWoman
30 weeks ago

basingstoke

"What gives me the 'ick'? I think my current status update affirms that.

Ah I’m sorry, I was taking a bold move and it didn’t work out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
30 weeks ago

"People who start negative threads to get people to pile in on.

Glad I don't have these horrendous problems "

Who’s doing that then so I can block them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
30 weeks ago

3. Incessantly messaging me then getting into a strop if I don't reply. I don't owe you a reply instantly and I certainly won't reply now the dummy has been spat out.

Heavy on number 3 because now you definitely aren’t getting a reply

Yep. It's the "guess not !!!!!!!" that makes me just want to send them to the naughty step. Haha

I once had a guy who would incessantly message me if I didn’t respond instantly after reading his messages. He would say ‘sorry

‘ and ‘have I done something wrong’ like brother give me a chance to breathe

Well, now that you’ve replied to me twice, I think I’m in love with you

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By *he KakapoMan
30 weeks ago

A nice rock

I like to find creative and new ways to de-boner the ladies,

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By *akHeartWoodMan
30 weeks ago

Crawley

They're DEFINITELY taking about your pics.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
30 weeks ago

St Neots

Messages don't really give me ick. But alot of people do

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By *inkShyWoman
30 weeks ago

near Windsor

Well, now that you’ve replied to me twice, I think I’m in love with you

Haha, it's the charm.

I'd chat to everyone that messaged if I had the time tbh though.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Lady bonar

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

The “hows u” message - ugh

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By *avincorkMan
30 weeks ago

cork

"Lady bonar

That`s one statement that turns me off completely

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
30 weeks ago

Wherever

Some random is free on Wednesday/Monday/whatever between 4.40-5.30pm/whenever and if I can host said person in my house.

Makes me a bit sorry for them for the lack of brain cells, common sense and all that.

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By *avincorkMan
30 weeks ago

cork

"Some random is free on Wednesday/Monday/whatever between 4.40-5.30pm/whenever and if I can host said person in my house.

Makes me a bit sorry for them for the lack of brain cells, common sense and all that."

Problem with the site really, is some of the dimwits on it.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
30 weeks ago

somewhere

I thought this thread was about me leaving...

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
30 weeks ago

St Neots

"I thought this thread was about me leaving...

You best not, you're actually one of my favourite person here

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By *ornucopiaMan
30 weeks ago

Bexley

"Lady bonar

Scottish aristocracy?

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
30 weeks ago

somewhere

"I thought this thread was about me leaving...

You best not, you're actually one of my favourite person here

I'll take that lol. It's not even 9am yet and starting the day off strong lol x

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
30 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Crap messages of just a few words.

Asking questions that can be answered just by reading our profile.

Profile names that relate to the size of the appendage, or any reference to it.

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By *oneyBee200Woman
30 weeks ago

Kent

"What gives me the 'ick'? I think my current status update affirms that.

Calling me dear and what you up to? Instant delete with either of those.

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By *ubikslongswordMan
30 weeks ago

Rubiksville

"I thought this thread was about me leaving...

Tbh I thought the same but thought you'd at least have the decency to tell me

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By *agatoXXXMan
30 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"What’s a message that gives you the ick?

If I ever get a message, I'll let you know if it gives me the ick.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
30 weeks ago

Launceston

"What’s a message that gives you the ick? "

The word ick gives me...well the ick

It's used by American 12 year old girls FFS!

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
30 weeks ago

somewhere

"I've read your profile..." And then continues to ask if I want to meet.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
30 weeks ago

Coventry

oh boy

1. just 'hi'

2. when are we going to meet on 2nd message!

3. throws dolly out the pram when no reply received after a day!

4. comes back with 'can we just chat' nope its not a chat page!

5. sorry your not my type - what is your type - well obviously not you or i would have said

6. those that throw their dollies out the pram when you say no!

oh and those that constantly apologise !

BAN DOLLIES!!

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By *rPunxMan
30 weeks ago

Hull

Bi,gay guys that don't seem to understand I'm straight and have no interest in fulfilling their fantasy. Even after I've explained it umpteen times

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By *viatrixWoman
30 weeks ago

Redhill

Most things on this website make my lady boner leave nowadays.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Guys who, when you engage a bit, go on this huge flight of fancy about how they're going to make you their girlfriend, and build up this huge relationship. Then you keep getting messages calling you darling and telling you how they're counting the days until you can be together.

I should block, to be honest, but I feel like I'm being cruel. (I know, it's Fab; I owe them nothing, etc.)

It does give me the ick. If I wanted a long term romantic relationship, I'd be on something like Planet Rock Dating or whatever.

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By *viatrixWoman
30 weeks ago

Redhill

Elaborating…

The “any plans for today” crap.

Their expected answer “Well, I am here dressed up in my most expensive lingerie and my Louboutins, fingering myself, wishing you’d come over and unload on me now, bareback of course”

My regular answer nowadays: “well, getting up, working, eating, drinking, pissing, shitting, scrolling, going to bed like everyone else. You?”

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By *ornucopiaMan
30 weeks ago

Bexley

"What’s a message that gives you the ick?

The word ick gives me...well the ick

It's used by American 12 year old girls FFS!

Awful word which will never feature in my vocabulary.

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By *ansoffateMan
30 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"What’s a message that gives you the ick?

The word ick gives me...well the ick

It's used by American 12 year old girls FFS!

Awful word which will never feature in my vocabulary."

These Americanisms seem to come out of left-field and they really stick in my craw, people need to step up to the plate with their language.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
30 weeks ago

Always on the move

I usually just send a face pic. That's enough to de-boner any woman

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

“I want you riding me”

“When are you going to let me eat your pussy?”

“I want to make you cum”

“I have a hotel in London next week I want to meet you for a drink and see what we get up to.”

The explicit long detailed messages about everything they want to do. Even better when they start off with the salutation intended for a couple. Makes me laugh as much as gives me the yikes feeling.

The people who say they need to have me.

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By *issmorganWoman
30 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Anyone referring to me as hun/baby or young lady, I'm nearly 50 ffs. Dear is another one that makes me

I'm not 80.

Any message offering a massage or with one or more cock pics attached in..or very graphic cringe descriptions of what they'd do if we met.

Wuu2 /into.

What size are they.

I'm in a hotel x miles away looking for fun.

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By *issmorganWoman
30 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

"I thought this thread was about me leaving...

Me too, but then I saw you'd posted another thread

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By *eordieJeansCouple
30 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Anything that says “mmmmm”

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"I thought this thread was about me leaving...

I did too - sorry to see you go by the way, guess no one had told you

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"What’s a message that gives you the ick?

The word ick gives me...well the ick

It's used by American 12 year old girls FFS!

Agree - I was scrolling down to see if anyone had said the same. It is really crass.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
30 weeks ago

London

"What’s a message that gives you the ick?

It’s such a simple one, but one that gives me a mega ick is where they just say ‘meet?’

Like ah yes I’m going to drop everything and meet with a man who’s said one word to me

Messages where they write a whole graphic paragraph about how they are going to dominate me is my biggest ick because…i literally say I’m not a sub.

It makes my LADY BONER LEAVEEEEE "

Pretty much all of them tbh.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Sighhhh...

I've just had

"Hi I'm close by looking a fun session can you accom now ?"

from a profile with no pics and a one line description.

Yes! I'm sitting in my sexiest outfit right now, waiting for you! Thank God you messaged!

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
30 weeks ago

Medway

"Some random is free on Wednesday/Monday/whatever between 4.40-5.30pm/whenever and if I can host said person in my house.

Makes me a bit sorry for them for the lack of brain cells, common sense and all that."

This one cracked me up!!

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
30 weeks ago

Medway

"Sighhhh...

I've just had

"Hi I'm close by looking a fun session can you accom now ?"

from a profile with no pics and a one line description.

Yes! I'm sitting in my sexiest outfit right now, waiting for you! Thank God you messaged!

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
30 weeks ago

Medway

These responses should be listed on a page called 'how to not get laid quickly'. I genuinely believe it would help out a lot of men who aren't getting many interactions.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
30 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"What’s a message that gives you the ick?

The word ick gives me...well the ick

It's used by American 12 year old girls FFS!

Awful word which will never feature in my vocabulary."

Ditto here

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By *punk n gushCouple
30 weeks ago

deal

The ones that annoy me most is

Do you want this long fat cock fucking you hard

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

The you're beautiful/sexy/blah blah blah ones.

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By *eroLondonMan
30 weeks ago

Mayfair

She detests faux flattery... ... ^

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By *WB85Man
30 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Crikey.....this thread has been some what educating.

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By *herrybakewellCouple
30 weeks ago

Staffordshire

There's so much negativity regarding single men and their first message which we have encountered.

Lately though couples are just as bad.

If you can only manage one word for an initial message....don't bother.

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By *andynecklaceWoman
30 weeks ago

Someplace

Calling me names in the first message....I don't even know you why are you calling me a slut? And detailed sexual messages when we've never spoke beforehand. I wonder if this actually works on some people

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By *punk n gushCouple
30 weeks ago

deal

"There's so much negativity regarding single men and their first message which we have encountered.

Lately though couples are just as bad.

If you can only manage one word for an initial message....don't bother. "

We get that aswell or they just expect us to be free there and then and get abusive when we say we can't

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By *uenevereWoman
30 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

"These responses should be listed on a page called 'how to not get laid quickly'. I genuinely believe it would help out a lot of men who aren't getting many interactions. "

No, if they haven't yet learnt how to interact as an adult, we don't want to offer a cheat sheet.

At least you know immediately that they're not for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I have sent lots of messages to ladies and if they are king enough to reply no way would I bombard them with messages , must be some really sad men on here

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