FabSwingers.com forum: What would you put on Mars to confuse NASA

By *usman 199 OP Man
30 weeks ago

Stockport

Good afternoon everyone

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By *d mirerMan
30 weeks ago

lost

A twix

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By *annyDanielleMan
30 weeks ago

Street, Somerset

Venus.

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
30 weeks ago

Leeds

Double ender

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By *elloWoman
30 weeks ago

alpha centauri

A bible with the inscription 'To Satan, my favourite little scamp, love God'

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By *ddie1966Man
30 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

A packet of Jelly Babies

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By *ouple4voyeurCouple
30 weeks ago

Birmingham

used condom packet next to some lube

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
30 weeks ago

Norwichish

"A twix "

Brilliant

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By *elloWoman
30 weeks ago

alpha centauri

A 'made in China' sticker

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By *hunky GentMan
30 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

An A to Z.

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By *rispyDuckMan
30 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

A petrol station or my Chinese takeaway

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By *ensuallover1000Man
30 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A McDonald’s drive thru

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton

Cheese and pineapple hedgehog

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
30 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

An Erik Ten Hag starting formation.

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By *aomilatteCouple
30 weeks ago

Midlands

A flag saying "Neil Armstrong woz ere"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
30 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

A Russian flag

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

A woman

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By *azza72Man
30 weeks ago

Leeds

An old copy of Razzle

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
30 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

A snickers

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
30 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Elon Musk

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A weatherbeaten sarcophagus covered in Egyptian Hieroglyphs.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
30 weeks ago

The Continental

A giant “Hawk Tuah” billboard.

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By *eralt80Man
30 weeks ago

cork

A Tesla

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
30 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

GrumpyMcFuckNuggett

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By *hunky GentMan
30 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"GrumpyMcFuckNuggett

Awwww. You'd miss him

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands

An, If you can read this you are too close, sign.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
30 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"GrumpyMcFuckNuggett

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By *ittlebirdWoman
30 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"GrumpyMcFuckNuggett

Awesome

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By *hunky GentMan
30 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A copy of the Sunday Sport.

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By *till gameMan
30 weeks ago

Oldham

Bottle of sunny d

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By *ansoffateMan
30 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Elvis

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By *nnCeeWoman
30 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

A shuttlecock

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By *antam AvershiresMan
30 weeks ago

Falme

A floppy disk with a word document on it called "Earth Invasion Plan 2.0" and a CD with a word document "Earth Colonisation Plan 1.5"

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By *ozzybear1981Man
30 weeks ago

preston

Timmy mallet

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By *a LunaWoman
30 weeks ago

South Wales

A phone box.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
30 weeks ago

London

Horseshoe crab fossil.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

One of Prey’s massive alien dildos.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

A notice saying 'private sign, do not read'

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
30 weeks ago

London

"One of Prey’s massive alien dildos."

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By *ffervescentMan
30 weeks ago

winfrith

Nissan micra

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
30 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Potatoes

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By *rucking-HellMan
30 weeks ago

Northampton

A huge Yellow M

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By *ykmwyldTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Belpre

A sign that reads, no parking vehicles will be towed at owner's expense.

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By *ansoffateMan
30 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

A huge black cuboid monolith.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"A huge black cuboid monolith."

That’ll never take off.

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By *ansoffateMan
30 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"A huge black cuboid monolith.

That’ll never take off."

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By *ndy ManMan
30 weeks ago

Bath

The Tory party

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By *mthatoneMan
30 weeks ago

Somewhere

Tescos shopping trolly

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By *inkShyWoman
30 weeks ago

near Windsor

A guinea pig farm, all in little space suits

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By *r and Mrs MagnumCouple
30 weeks ago

Swindon, Wiltshire, South West

Brilliant.

A big sign saying Pecival Lowell was right, we just filled them in.

And if you get that you earn geek points!

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By *odgerMooreMan
30 weeks ago

Nowhere

Coconut.. from a distance it would look like a bounty!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
30 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Matt Damon

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By *vcarolTV/TS
30 weeks ago

kilmarnockish

Water.

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By *4bimMan
30 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Cheese

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By *till gameMan
30 weeks ago

Oldham

Ronnie Pickering

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By *oiluvfunMan
30 weeks ago

Penrith

The entire Netherlands football squad. And tonight please

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By *punk n gushCouple
30 weeks ago

deal

A telescope facing the earth ??

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By *ane DTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Glasgow ish

Nigel Farage, Donald Trump and Boris Johnston.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

A sign saying welcome to Venus (obviously being held up by a scantily clad woman)

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By *ykmwyldTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Belpre

A sign that reads, no illegal aliens, violators will be deported or disintegrated !

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By *ANDA!Man
30 weeks ago

DUMFRIES

The flag of North Korea, make it look like it's been there for a while

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By *eliz NelsonMan
30 weeks ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

A Tourist Information kiosk

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Brilliant.

A big sign saying Pecival Lowell was right, we just filled them in.

And if you get that you earn geek points!"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A 1950s-style police telephone box.

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By *rispyDuckMan
30 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Polling station

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

'Welcome to Kigali' sign

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
30 weeks ago

Thousands of used anal probes

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By *layfullsamMan
30 weeks ago

Solihull

Diane Abbott Naked in a NASA logo spaceship they have no record of

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By *ady-SanguineWoman
30 weeks ago

Closer than you think

A shovel

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By *riar BelisseWoman
30 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

Granny C

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton

"Potatoes

Haha... and human poo ??

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By *till gameMan
30 weeks ago

Oldham

A mars bar

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

A hand written note saying ‘they actually WERE the droids we were looking for!’

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By *tephanjMan
30 weeks ago

Kettering

Russian vodka or a mexican flag

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By *aron110011Man
30 weeks ago

Leeds Dock

A sock

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By *tephanjMan
30 weeks ago

Kettering

"A sock

Used??

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By *lynJMan
30 weeks ago

Morden

A big cannon and some large cylinders and tripods nearby.

Some Daleks.

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By *lynJMan
30 weeks ago

Morden

"Brilliant.

A big sign saying Pecival Lowell was right, we just filled them in.

And if you get that you earn geek points!"

He needed to clean his telescope.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
30 weeks ago

Essex

A layer of cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Poster saying "Russia waz eya 2k2... I.D.S.T.4.EVA"

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By *ensualbicockMan
30 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

An empty Blockbuster building

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By *ot to giggleWoman
30 weeks ago

Coventry

Kevin the Carrot and Colin the Caterpillar

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By *ino70Man
30 weeks ago

Telford

Dozen sun loungers complete with towels on them.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
30 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Wonko.

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By *punk n gushCouple
30 weeks ago

deal

Condom vending machine

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By *ild_oatsMan
30 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Arnold Schwarzenegger

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By *eronikapaulCouple
30 weeks ago

Reading

Rock that says "mars" all the way through.

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By *aron110011Man
30 weeks ago

Leeds Dock

"A sock

Used??

Nahhh. Unused one

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Wonko. "

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

John wicks dog under one of the rocket landing legs

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

A sign pointing to Marvin's house with a distance

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By *luebell888Woman
30 weeks ago

Glasgowish

A few dinosaurs

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By *hePleasurerMan
30 weeks ago

Cheshire

A Second World War bomber and a copy of the News of the World.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

A printed copy of the 2012 Sydney University fab swingers survey

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By *cotty_01ukMan
30 weeks ago

birmingham

A hollow creme egg still wrapped

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

A thark colony

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Skeleton of Sarah Jessica parkers head on a chihuahua body

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By *ripfillMan
30 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

A Sony Walkman …. With a top of the pops tape in it recorded direct from the TV ! Lots of hiss and chatter

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

No parking

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

A British government that could actually make decisions to the benefit of the common people…. That would confuse anyone!!

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By *punk n gushCouple
30 weeks ago

deal

"No parking "

Lol withvu there a disabled bay

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By *icentiousCouple
30 weeks ago

Up on them there hills

Guest book.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
30 weeks ago

Wherever

I’m disappointed to see nobody said “life”!

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By *ean counterMan
30 weeks ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

The martians from the old Smash mashed potato adverts

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
30 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Brussel sprouts wrapped in Ferrero Rocher wrapping...

Confuse the fuck right out of those Martians

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
30 weeks ago

The Lake District

A red London double decker bus,to go with the one already on the Moon,visavis the Daily Sport newspaper head line...so it must be true

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By *ean counterMan
30 weeks ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"Skeleton of Sarah Jessica parkers head on a chihuahua body "

Tim Burton at his best !! Funny as feck but silly at the same time

Maaaaarrrs Attack, Ag ag ag ag ag

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By *alandNitaCouple
30 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Flag of Scotland.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
30 weeks ago

Ryde

[Removed by poster at 09/07/24 13:32:16]

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By *ffervescentMan
30 weeks ago

winfrith

a moon crater

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
30 weeks ago

Ryde

When author William Peter Blatty wrote the sequel novel to his book The Exorcist, he had the main character pondering how the entire fabric of organised religion would unravel if a Nikon camera was discovered during the first landing on Mars.

So, yep - I'll happily go with a Nikon camera.

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By *heWelshCoupleCouple
30 weeks ago

Swansea

Jay slater

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
30 weeks ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

A sign with “ Thames Water was here”

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By *elvet RopeMan
30 weeks ago

by the big field

A gift shop

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By *elvet RopeMan
30 weeks ago

by the big field

I’d also park a dinghy with a Syrian flag in it, just on the off chance it actually makes that twat Farage’s head actually explode

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By *olarbear73Man
30 weeks ago

Glasgow

Flight MH370

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

2.5 Billion right footed socks.

Then start a mass conspiracy that our washing machines are a portal to mars.

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By *JB1954Man
30 weeks ago

Reading

A sealed bottle with a message note in which can be read from outside.

On message note

If found please contact saying where found

Name xxxxxx

Address xxxxx

Telephone number xxxxxxx

Email xxxxxxx

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By *ensualbicockMan
30 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Lord Lucan and Glenn Millar riding Shergar

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By *irjamesMan
30 weeks ago

Warrington

A mars bar duo.

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By *hesblokeMan
30 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

A 1982 Ford Fiesta Haynes manual with notes in the margins reading "it worked, it actually bloody left orbit!".

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By *punk n gushCouple
30 weeks ago

deal

Picture of Donald Trump

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By *ools and the brainCouple
30 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Lego star wars all the characters and ships including the death Star.

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By *bo7118Man
30 weeks ago

Birmingham

A garden gnome

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By *alandNitaCouple
30 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

A viking longship

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By *inkyRebelMan
30 weeks ago

Swindon

Mars bar factory

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Nicola sturgeon

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By *uthentic GuyMan
30 weeks ago

Surrey

A complete scale replica of Stonehenge

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By *ostindreamsMan
30 weeks ago

London

The monolith from Space Odyssey

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By *agic johnsonMan
30 weeks ago

morden

A torn up old Tesco bag of nuddie mags

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By *ools and the brainCouple
30 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Your mum.

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By *ickawitchCouple
30 weeks ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

A for sale sign

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By *hilledguy2020Man
30 weeks ago

Gateshead

Donald Trump and Putin

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
30 weeks ago

Leeds

A pyramid.

The mr

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By *m2226Couple
30 weeks ago

Birmingham

Jo Biden

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