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By *exualchocolate6969 OP   Man
over a year ago

East riding of Yorkshire

Yes or no.. discuss

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By *he KakapoMan
over a year ago

A nice rock

Burgers = good

Nipples = good

Sorry what was the question I'm hungry and horny now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As in large, dark areola? There’s nothing wrong with them. The derogatory body shaming aspect of the term burger nipples is .

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"As in large, dark areola? There’s nothing wrong with them. The derogatory body shaming aspect of the term burger nipples is . "

Get with the programme, Bella! Body shaming is in vogue right now

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Yes or no.. discuss"

What's a burger nipple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As in large, dark areola? There’s nothing wrong with them. The derogatory body shaming aspect of the term burger nipples is . "
agreed, body shaming isnt good at all

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

Burger Nips? Who cares?

If a man critiques the aesthetics of your tits, question his sexuality.

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Dismembered nipples squished together into a patty, in a bun. ok maybe I'll give it a go but hold the tomato please, no way I'm eating that

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By *aste-the-RainbowCouple
over a year ago

Worthing


"Dismembered nipples squished together into a patty, in a bun. ok maybe I'll give it a go but hold the tomato please, no way I'm eating that "

Ketchup and mustard al la McDonald's, or mayo like KFC?

Mr

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Now I want nipples with gherkins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get chips with them?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Maybe he meant ‘bigger nipples’ and this is all just a hilarious autocorrect mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I get chips with them?"

Cheesy chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I get chips with them?

Cheesy chips "

Mackem scran

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"Now I want nipples with gherkins "

Ooft. Yes please.

I have a gherkin.

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By *avid 50Man
over a year ago

kendal

On the rare occasions I do get offered a pair of boobs to admire I appreciate them wether they are big and resting on her knees or small and perky or her nipples are big or her aeroli non existent I appreciate and love them all

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By *ccasionalcpl1985Couple
over a year ago

Two Rivers


"Maybe he meant ‘bigger nipples’ and this is all just a hilarious autocorrect mistake."

I had a quick search on burger nipples as it’s something I never heard of: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/body/health/a40298920/burger-nipples/

Seems to be a thing hmmmm I had never heard of it previously! Why it’s used a word to shame people based on that stupid magazines description has be baffled. It’s like body type everyone likes different types…..

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Now I want nipples with gherkins

Ooft. Yes please.

I have a gherkin. "

I need two, one for each nip lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"Now I want nipples with gherkins

Ooft. Yes please.

I have a gherkin.

I need two, one for each nip lol"

I have a cunning plan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about noodle nips?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"What about noodle nips?"

Kinky bugger

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"What about noodle nips?

Kinky bugger "

Saying that - I do love a spaghetti woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about noodle nips?

Kinky bugger "

Suck them like Lady and the Tramp sucking spaghetti

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"What about noodle nips?

Kinky bugger

Suck them like Lady and the Tramp sucking spaghetti "

If you start on her right one, I can start on her left one.

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

I'm in the mood for a jumbo sausage now, but should I have it battered or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about noodle nips?

Kinky bugger

Suck them like Lady and the Tramp sucking spaghetti

If you start on her right one, I can start on her left one. "

Will one get smaller when the other is being sucked. Like a titty tug of war?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"I'm in the mood for a jumbo sausage now, but should I have it battered or not "

Nooo. Not battered.

(Crosses his legs)

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"What about noodle nips?

Kinky bugger

Suck them like Lady and the Tramp sucking spaghetti

If you start on her right one, I can start on her left one.

Will one get smaller when the other is being sucked. Like a titty tug of war?"

A new national sport. We could be champions.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
over a year ago

Hell

I haven’t heard the term burger nips since school. Are we not past all this yet

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"I haven’t heard the term burger nips since school. Are we not past all this yet "

Nope

(Blows raspberry).

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Maybe he meant ‘bigger nipples’ and this is all just a hilarious autocorrect mistake."
that makes more sense

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Whenever I feel like ogling at a pair of fine nipples, the kind that are long enough to resemble a coat hook to hang my shame, I always reach for Summer Herts' profile.

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I'm always on the look out for long nipples, but not heard of this before!

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
over a year ago

St Neots


"I'm always on the look out for long nipples, but not heard of this before!"

You mean Wotsit nipps?

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

The only acceptable nipples are 3 nipples.

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By *arkSovereignMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Can I get one cheeseburger with pickles and extra nipples please?

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Prefer nipples like wine gums best

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I'm not going to Google.

I simply can't be bothered.

But if OP is using a derogatory term, Stop. Please just stop.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Could just eat a Big Mac or two

Ps. All nipples are things of wonder and beauty

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"I'm always on the look out for long nipples, but not heard of this before!

You mean Wotsit nipps? "

They're the ones!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm in the mood for a jumbo sausage now, but should I have it battered or not "

Battered and deep fried

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

I have a special sauce for them .

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

With or without pickles?

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

I never heard it as a derogatory term. It’s just a way of describing nipple types.

Same as different types of boobs-ski jumps, watermelons etc

Or penises-mushroom, roll neck etc

No shaming.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

Excuse my dumbness, wtf are burger nipples exactly, are they double partied, smashed what?

Mr

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Excuse my dumbness, wtf are burger nipples exactly, are they double partied, smashed what?

Mr"

*pattied

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri


"I never heard it as a derogatory term. It’s just a way of describing nipple types.

Same as different types of boobs-ski jumps, watermelons etc

Or penises-mushroom, roll neck etc

No shaming.

"

These pet names for body parts can be tricky, I always thought 'sugar tits' was a sweet, cheeky name to be called but then I actually looked up the meaning behind it and it's not nice, it means your boobs are saggy like a hessian sack of sugar would be when you pick it up

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"I never heard it as a derogatory term. It’s just a way of describing nipple types.

Same as different types of boobs-ski jumps, watermelons etc

Or penises-mushroom, roll neck etc

No shaming.

These pet names for body parts can be tricky, I always thought 'sugar tits' was a sweet, cheeky name to be called but then I actually looked up the meaning behind it and it's not nice, it means your boobs are saggy like a hessian sack of sugar would be when you pick it up "

You have lovely breasticles .

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri


"I never heard it as a derogatory term. It’s just a way of describing nipple types.

Same as different types of boobs-ski jumps, watermelons etc

Or penises-mushroom, roll neck etc

No shaming.

These pet names for body parts can be tricky, I always thought 'sugar tits' was a sweet, cheeky name to be called but then I actually looked up the meaning behind it and it's not nice, it means your boobs are saggy like a hessian sack of sugar would be when you pick it up

You have lovely breasticles . "

Ice cold and hanging down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe he meant ‘bigger nipples’ and this is all just a hilarious autocorrect mistake."

Dying if that's the case!!! I've never heard of burger nipples!!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"I never heard it as a derogatory term. It’s just a way of describing nipple types.

Same as different types of boobs-ski jumps, watermelons etc

Or penises-mushroom, roll neck etc

No shaming.

These pet names for body parts can be tricky, I always thought 'sugar tits' was a sweet, cheeky name to be called but then I actually looked up the meaning behind it and it's not nice, it means your boobs are saggy like a hessian sack of sugar would be when you pick it up

You have lovely breasticles .

Ice cold and hanging down "

I'd happily warm them up for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never heard it as a derogatory term. It’s just a way of describing nipple types.

Same as different types of boobs-ski jumps, watermelons etc

Or penises-mushroom, roll neck etc

No shaming.

These pet names for body parts can be tricky, I always thought 'sugar tits' was a sweet, cheeky name to be called but then I actually looked up the meaning behind it and it's not nice, it means your boobs are saggy like a hessian sack of sugar would be when you pick it up "

Oh no! I always thought it was funny/cute term!!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"With or without pickles?"

Always with pickle

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
over a year ago

St Neots


"I never heard it as a derogatory term. It’s just a way of describing nipple types.

Same as different types of boobs-ski jumps, watermelons etc

Or penises-mushroom, roll neck etc

No shaming.

These pet names for body parts can be tricky, I always thought 'sugar tits' was a sweet, cheeky name to be called but then I actually looked up the meaning behind it and it's not nice, it means your boobs are saggy like a hessian sack of sugar would be when you pick it up

Oh no! I always thought it was funny/cute term!!!!"

Its still funny though isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, all tits/nipples I find sexy, but larger areolas, or whatever I do find sexy. As for derogatory terms... anything can be derogatory nowadays, all it needs is someone to take offence, which is easy to find.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I don't know what that is but you've mentioned two things that I like.

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By *heeseandCrackersCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Just had burgers for dinner. Can someone supply the nipples please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don't put me off burgers

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace


"With or without pickles?

Always with pickle "

I loke you more every day!

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace


"With or without pickles?

Always with pickle

I loke you more every day!"

*like

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