FabSwingers.com forum: Dogging So what really happens??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was so looking forward to learning more about the muffs about dogging and so watched channel 4s program I am still none the wiser how do meets get arranged what sort of places? And do all those that participate look like that and were did the masks come from?

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"I was so looking forward to learning more about the muffs about dogging and so watched channel 4s program I am still none the wiser how do meets get arranged what sort of places? And do all those that participate look like that and were did the masks come from? "

From my limited experience there are no masks involved and it's places such as wooded areas, country parks and deserted areas.

We have posted details of a meet before and had some guys say they'll be there, or invited some guys to meet us, but mostly we just turn up at our two most popular locations

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would love to go to a meet but wouldn't have clue were to start or look its on my ten things to do before you die list let me know if your ever down this way or any other couple in the Essex area let me know if you plan on going dogging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, seemingly, you go out and buy a mask. Any animal one will do, (as long as its NOT a dog for some reason). Then thouroughly apply lynx or joop before jumping in your car and driving through town with said mask firmly attached to your forehead.

When you get to the woods, thats the time to check if your in the right place, usually via a mobile phone. If you are, cautously move through the woods in case a stray branch snags on your mask.

When you get to the appointed area, sweep it for dog shit and cock shaped branches before tapping on a car window and asking if foxy can play with piggy!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You go to a pre arranged place and a load of blokes drive round in volvos and drive away again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, seemingly, you go out and buy a mask. Any animal one will do, (as long as its NOT a dog for some reason). Then thouroughly apply lynx or joop before jumping in your car and driving through town with said mask firmly attached to your forehead.

When you get to the woods, thats the time to check if your in the right place, usually via a mobile phone. If you are, cautously move through the woods in case a stray branch snags on your mask.

When you get to the appointed area, sweep it for dog shit and cock shaped branches before tapping on a car window and asking if foxy can play with piggy! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really wish the show would have said they are wearing masks to protect their identities cos we're too lazy or don't have the cash to blur faces in post.

No everyone (ie twitter) seems to think doggers wear these masks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do doggers all gather in their own little groups when meeting? Foxes with foxes, pandas with pandas and so on. Until its time to pounce on minnie the mouse when she appears with mickey.

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By *heMusketeersMan
over a year ago

Most West Mids Towns

What a send up!! even the large lady had a Miss Piggy Mask...and the Meerkat and Mr Lynx...Where were all the TV,s and boy racers...come back Dogging.Com all is forgiven!!!

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By *heMusketeersMan
over a year ago

Most West Mids Towns

What was the object of Mr lonely Lorry driver?...Bet he wont wear that mask in the cafe again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You go to a pre arranged place and a load of blokes drive round in volvos and drive away again "

Lol x

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By *harismafunCouple
over a year ago

Lancashire

I said to the wife that we are going for a drive to a wooded area that I know, she said " wear the fox hat" well thats what I thought she said.

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

I said to the wife that we are going for a drive to a wooded area that I know, she said " wear the fox hat" well thats what I thought she said.

that was hilarious!!!!

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

did any one else think this started life as a nature program on wildlife at night? then they found these cpls who agreed to wear masks to fill the time???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is everyone talking about the masks? It was pretty obvious why they were wearing them and don't tell me you wouldn't if you were going to be on national television!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is everyone talking about the masks? It was pretty obvious why they were wearing them and don't tell me you wouldn't if you were going to be on national television!!"

They were about as useful at hiding the identities as drawing on a fake moustache and wearing comedy glasses!

I reckon it was scheduled for screening on April 1st, didn't believe anything in it, it was a piss take from start to finish and was quite enjoyable viewing once I had that frame of mind. It should be nominated for a comedy BAFTA award.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is everyone talking about the masks? It was pretty obvious why they were wearing them and don't tell me you wouldn't if you were going to be on national television!!"

To be honest the masks did fuck all. If you know the people with out the mask you would with them.

Bloody good comedy tho. Chuckled all the way through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I second it for a bafta - I reckon Mr Gervais was behind one of those masks! And when the daper Terry was on the sofa with the two girls - every mans dream!! Classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it was dogging for the undateables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been "dogging" but I thought the program was a fly on the wall spoof documentary??!!! If it wasn't I'm going to buy some lynx and joop because if it helped him I'm defo getting a fuck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bits about the little guy with two larger ladies were the funniest. Comedy gold :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they were real and genuine people. But the documentary-makers were clearly taking the piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But why did the "woman" with the gorgeous body have a man's voice??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are folk hounding the doggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the verdict is.......it was a pointless hour of tv airtime wasted? Didn't see it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So the verdict is.......it was a pointless hour of tv airtime wasted? Didn't see it myself"

You should have seen it - it was most entertaining!!! Haven't laughed so much in ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might just go dogging instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might just go dogging instead

Don't forget your animal mask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car keys...........check

Condoms..........check

Sat nav ..............check

Furry badger mask............check

I'm good to go. Yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get to the woods, thats the time to check if your in the right place, usually via a mobile phone. If you are, cautously move through the woods in case a stray branch snags on your mask.

When you get to the appointed area, sweep it for dog shit and cock shaped branches before tapping on a car window and asking if foxy can play with piggy! "

Excellent. I missed Wednesday's corrie, could you do a review for that too.

That made I larf x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think it was dogging for the undateables

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well thay sure had a lot of lifes hang-ups them lot on tv last night.

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple
over a year ago

Takeley

Springwatch meets Fantastic Mr Fox! It was bizarre!Understand all the participants wanting to remain anonomous ( although we suspect the neighbours have a pretty good idea now ), but it did little to demistesise dogging, if anything we suspect it confused and made it more surreal, and that's to us, swingers ( not doggers btw ).The masks and the wildlife, it was just wierd......

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By *arcafunCouple
over a year ago

Catalunya, Spain

I think the reasion they were dressed in pig masks was because there into spitroasts

what a send up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst watching last night we couldnt help comparing it to the "creature comforts "animals that nick parks did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh..leave em alone! it was owlright!

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By *hoosy_strumpetCouple
over a year ago

W S AREA

Personaly i think the people who took part in that programe made themselves look really silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personaly i think the people who took part in that programe made themselves look really silly

I genuinely think they were all actors. Terry and his two women had obviously never been dogging in their lives before. It was a send up. All I hope is that the Gogglebox crowd were watching it as that will be comedy gold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh..leave em alone! it was owlright!

Genius!

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By *raig1965Man
over a year ago

hamilton

Thought i was at a panto .Two ugly sisters a troll and a guy just off stage with a big sword in his hand . ohhh lets go home im scared . PMSL XX ps he`s behind you , .Please dont .xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personaly i think the people who took part in that programe made themselves look really silly

Hasn't Gogglebox been dropped? Wasn't in last night was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personaly i think the people who took part in that programe made themselves look really silly

Hasn't Gogglebox been dropped? Wasn't in last night was it?"

I hope not, watching people watching TV was more enjoyable than I could have ever imagined. The pissed posh couple were genius!

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By *r and mrs bangerboobsCouple
over a year ago

Bridgend

"Why is everyone talking about the masks? It was pretty obvious why they were wearing them and don't tell me you wouldn't if you were going to be on national television!!"

Perhaps it was to disguise them but when Les and Sue were calling each other by their names that you could clearly see tattooed on their arms then the masks became, what can only be described by the viewing public, hilariously funny!!

Mrs BB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personaly i think the people who took part in that programe made themselves look really silly

Hasn't Gogglebox been dropped? Wasn't in last night was it?

I hope not, watching people watching TV was more enjoyable than I could have ever imagined. The pissed posh couple were genius!"

The Salutation, good evening!!!

We nearly wet ourselves at that. They are very good value. Also the two black women on the tiny sofa. Just looked at the 4 website and can't see if there are any more and it wasn't in last night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the masks were to say they were icing into animal urges

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