FabSwingers.com forum: Oddest compliment

By *ake_or_death OP Man
34 weeks ago

Manchester

What's the oddest compliment you have received, or the oddest situation in which you have received a compliment.

I had a medical check up a little while ago for something very minor that involved me holding my breath. The nurse doing the test at one point said to me 'You have impressive lung capacity!'

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By *iker JackMan
34 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I had a colonoscopy last year and was told I had a tight anus

Does that count as a compliment or a criticism?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"I had a colonoscopy last year and was told I had a tight anus

Does that count as a compliment or a criticism?"

Depends which site you mention it on

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By *ell GwynnWoman
34 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

A volunteer who I used to work closely with in my 20's:

"You're very clever, but you keep it hidden most of the time. That's very cunning as men don't like intelligent women".

He honestly thought I'd be flattered.

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By *ickshawedCouple
34 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I had my midwife tell me I was really boring at our first meeting. I'd never smoked, done drugs, drank or anything else risky. I took it as a compliment

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
34 weeks ago

Essex

"I had my midwife tell me I was really boring at our first meeting. I'd never smoked, done drugs, drank or anything else risky. I took it as a compliment

Mine told me I was a robot as my blood pressure never changed during my entire pregnancy. It changed ever so slightly during childbirth.

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By *eroLondonMan
34 weeks ago

Mayfair

The fact that a few women from Fab have been amenable in meeting me has been a compliment of sorts. The fact that some of the women forum-dwellers have not baulked at meeting me has been the oddest of compliments.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

When I went for a blood test, they were getting me ready to draw blood and the person doing said "oooooh that's a good vein!". I didn't know how to really respond

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By *d mirerMan
34 weeks ago

lost

A carer my uncle had said to me

‘You’re single ? , you’re definitely the kind of guy I’d go for if I was old ‘

I was ok with that

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By *ell GwynnWoman
34 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"When I went for a blood test, they were getting me ready to draw blood and the person doing said "oooooh that's a good vein!". I didn't know how to really respond

Flutter your eyelashes then drop your gaze in a coquettish manner, obvs.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
34 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

I was once told by a complete stranger I'd be really pretty if I wasn't so fat ....

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By *ake_or_death OP Man
34 weeks ago

Manchester

"A volunteer who I used to work closely with in my 20's:

"You're very clever, but you keep it hidden most of the time. That's very cunning as men don't like intelligent women".

He honestly thought I'd be flattered."

That's so depressing - that guys would think that and that someone would think that was a compliment.

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
34 weeks ago

tamworth

A nurse said I have a fabulous cervix whilst doing my pap.

I'm fairly proud of my cervix now

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By *ell GwynnWoman
34 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"A volunteer who I used to work closely with in my 20's:

"You're very clever, but you keep it hidden most of the time. That's very cunning as men don't like intelligent women".

He honestly thought I'd be flattered.

That's so depressing - that guys would think that and that someone would think that was a compliment. "

It was no surprise coming from him.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"When I went for a blood test, they were getting me ready to draw blood and the person doing said "oooooh that's a good vein!". I didn't know how to really respond

Flutter your eyelashes then drop your gaze in a coquettish manner, obvs."

Next time, definitely! It would make an epic love story

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By *ell GwynnWoman
34 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"When I went for a blood test, they were getting me ready to draw blood and the person doing said "oooooh that's a good vein!". I didn't know how to really respond

Flutter your eyelashes then drop your gaze in a coquettish manner, obvs.

Next time, definitely! It would make an epic love story

We can practice at MLS so you're not ill-prepared at your next blood-taking appointment. I'll bring a tourniquet.

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By *illy IdolMan
34 weeks ago

Midlands

I was told the other week I'm actually quite likeable in person

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
34 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I was told the other week I'm actually quite likeable in person

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
34 weeks ago

North West

"You're not bad looking for a disabled woman"

"You should go to the Paralympics" [as I overtake people on foot in my manual wheelchair]

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By *he KakapoMan
34 weeks ago

A nice rock

"I was told the other week I'm actually quite likeable in person

Mom's can be so cruel

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By *illy IdolMan
34 weeks ago

Midlands

"I was told the other week I'm actually quite likeable in person

Mom's can be so cruel"

They're too honest!

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By *ell GwynnWoman
34 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"I was told the other week I'm actually quite likeable in person

What a prick! I hope you gave them a good dressing down.

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By *illy IdolMan
34 weeks ago

Midlands

"I was told the other week I'm actually quite likeable in person

What a prick! I hope you gave them a good dressing down."

What do you say to someone like that

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By *ell GwynnWoman
34 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"I was told the other week I'm actually quite likeable in person

What a prick! I hope you gave them a good dressing down.

What do you say to someone like that"

Words would be wasted. Just use their toothbrush to scrub under the toilet rim.

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By *eliWoman
34 weeks ago

"I was told the other week I'm actually quite likeable in person

Oh that's a really nice compliment! On here you can... well, ya know. Highest of praise saying you're quite likeable, really.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"When I went for a blood test, they were getting me ready to draw blood and the person doing said "oooooh that's a good vein!". I didn't know how to really respond

Flutter your eyelashes then drop your gaze in a coquettish manner, obvs.

Next time, definitely! It would make an epic love story

We can practice at MLS so you're not ill-prepared at your next blood-taking appointment. I'll bring a tourniquet."

What's that gonna be used to tie up?

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By *ou only live onceMan
34 weeks ago

London

As a child, a woman was so impressed with my "perfect" eyebrows she asked my mother if she shaped them!

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

A female friend told me years ago that I had lovely ankles and she wished she had them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

When i was in my teens, my friend's sister, who was training to be a hairdresser, told me that i looked much better in the dark.. And switched the light off

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By *yrdsisWoman
34 weeks ago

Gleam Street

I was told once that I wasn't as obviously pretty as my sister, but her beauty would fade and my more unusual look would shine and last into old age.. way to insult both me and my sister in one sentence ...

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By *rispyDuckMan
34 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I never know what to say when someone says ‘you have a nice cock’

lol

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By *exyScientistsCouple
34 weeks ago

Castlebar

You have pretty hands...

Sounds like a compliment you'd give if there is nothing else good to say!

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I've been called a dark horse when it comes to the bedroom a few times. Although it's a pretty nice compliment even with the undertone of them having low expectations

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By *artfordBlokeMan
34 weeks ago

Dartford

I was once told I had an impressively capacious bladder by an ultrasound tech, might leave it to my local Morris dancers

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By *iaisonseekerMan
34 weeks ago

Liverpool

You're better-looking than Michael Gove

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By *ou only live onceMan
34 weeks ago

London

"You're better-looking than Michael Gove

Haha...that is the definition of being damned with faint praise!

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By *ark73XXXMan
34 weeks ago

North Staffs/South Cheshire

Not a compliment but someone on here did once say “why can’t you be better looking?”

I’m just not trying hard enough clearly

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
34 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I thought you was going going to be stupid but your not

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By *iaisonseekerMan
34 weeks ago

Liverpool

"You're better-looking than Michael Gove

Haha...that is the definition of being damned with faint praise!

It is a close call TBF so I'm glad I came out on top!

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