FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies, what would you do?

By *hil most chill OP Man
14 weeks ago

London & Europe

Picture the scene: your man is laid before you. You've been slowly administering the most delightful oily hand job, edging him all the way. You can feel he's ready to blow (and you're getting arm ache) so it's time to finish him.

Do you

A. Pour on extra oil and pound that sausage for all it's worth, causing him to have a back-arching, toe-curling orgasm with jizz flying everywhere

B. Point the wiener up his body and try and give him a facial (or at least a mess on his belly), in a stunningly powerful reversal of societal norms

C. Dive on that thing like a soldier on a grenade and heroically take the load in your mouth, thus avoiding any need for cleanup (aside from mouthwash)

D. Let go and giggle as his cock squirms around like a salmon, oozing cum in the least satisfying orgasm ever, because he never spends that much effort giving you a lady handjob

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Get up and walk away, I'm probably bored by this point.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Central

Do something different and get him to expend more effort

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
14 weeks ago

St Leonards

Gotta be D hasn't it?

Where's the Schadenfreude in anything else?

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By *hil most chill OP Man
14 weeks ago

London & Europe

"Get up and walk away, I'm probably bored by this point."

Very on-brand

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By *eordieJeansCouple
14 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Edging? Fuck that. Make me cum and order an Uber.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"Edging? Fuck that. Make me cum and order an Uber."

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Edging me??…. She wishes.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
14 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I mean, usually C, but also usually no oils involved, because blech.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
14 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Edging? Fuck that. Make me cum and order an Uber.

In"

I knew you were good for something.

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By *hil most chill OP Man
14 weeks ago

London & Europe

"I mean, usually C, but also usually no oils involved, because blech."

I read that as bleach to start with, and thought WTF

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By *a LunaWoman
14 weeks ago

South

Ask him if he’s going to cum yet?

Then he’ll lose his stiffy and I can pop the kettle on

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

With my man A bit some men deserve D.

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By *a LunaWoman
14 weeks ago

South

"Edging? Fuck that. Make me cum and order a takeaway."

this is the way!

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"Edging? Fuck that. Make me cum and order a takeaway.

this is the way!"

But, Don’t take his helmet off!

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By *hil most chill OP Man
14 weeks ago

London & Europe

"Ask him if he’s going to cum yet?

Then he’ll lose his stiffy and I can pop the kettle on

Some of us relish a challenge

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By *eliWoman
14 weeks ago

If he's a bit of a throbber

E) Ruined orgasm.

Generally C. Or ask him where he'd like to come and try and work out what he's said through his groans.

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By *hil most chill OP Man
14 weeks ago

London & Europe

"If he's a bit of a throbber

E) Ruined orgasm.

Generally C. Or ask him where he'd like to come and try and work out what he's said through his groans.

That's very good of you Meli

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By *ittlebirdWoman
14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

C. No oil. It will be wet enough

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By *hil most chill OP Man
14 weeks ago

London & Europe

The replies on this thread range from sexy to vindictive and I'm here for them all

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By *ickshawedCouple
14 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

E. Climb on it and sit down. Trying not to bend it in half

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
14 weeks ago

East Yorkshire

Do this every day and he can take forever so I hit gym loads and tell filthy stories xx

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By *hil most chill OP Man
14 weeks ago

London & Europe

"Do this every day and he can take forever so I hit gym loads and tell filthy stories xx "

Love that you workout in order to give the best handjobs

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By *hil most chill OP Man
14 weeks ago

London & Europe

"E. Climb on it and sit down. Trying not to bend it in half

It's a very real risk!

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
14 weeks ago

Debauchery

C but without the oil and not all swallowed down, I like to have a little cum dripping off my chin #moneyshot

Cherry x

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By *a LunaWoman
14 weeks ago

South

A and then shout out “finish him!”

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By *viatrixWoman
14 weeks ago

Redhill

I’ve never believed in edging. So I’d just clamber up and ride him until he shoots all his jizz inside me.

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By *ruceyyMan
14 weeks ago

London

"I’ve never believed in edging. So I’d just clamber up and ride him until he shoots all his jizz inside me.

This is what we love to hear!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
14 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

F..... Forcibly roll him over from the neck so it goes all over his back while he screams in pain

T.... Tuck it between his legs and see if he can shoot up his own arse.....

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By *hil most chill OP Man
14 weeks ago

London & Europe

"I’ve never believed in edging. So I’d just clamber up and ride him until he shoots all his jizz inside me.

Well I don't believe in Jesus but I'd still say his name if you did that to me

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By *hil most chill OP Man
14 weeks ago

London & Europe

"A and then shout out “finish him!”

Well then you're opening yourself up to the guy grabbing you by the hair and shouting "get over here!"

I'd never do that by the way, I was always more of a Street Fighter man

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By *ot to giggleWoman
14 weeks ago

Coventry

"Edging? Fuck that. Make me cum and order an Uber."

^^^^^^^ this one !

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