FabSwingers.com forum: if Labour did Condom's

By *oxes OP Man
14 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Possible slogans

. STI'S BEWARE

WARE A BLAIR

. Like the pound I go down.

. Safe Sex!

Safe Sex!

. 45 minute warning

. WMD

Have you got anymore. Please be respectful of each others opinions this thread is for a laugh.

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
14 weeks ago

Manchester

Pebbledash semis.

Toolmaker cakers.

Great British Bellendry

Keith’s coverups.

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By *W_RedMan
14 weeks ago

Manchester

Raynor would take it off and tell you to go BB because she's on the pill then tell you she's pregnant a few weeks later

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
14 weeks ago

Manchester

Always cover up with Labour’s very own.

Ed Millibands.

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By *oxes OP Man
14 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

"Raynor would take it off and tell you to go BB because she's on the pill then tell you she's pregnant a few weeks later "

Hers would have her favourite jsger bomb speach and replace the word jsfer bonb with cock.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
14 weeks ago

North West

Avoid Labour; wear a glove

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
14 weeks ago

Coventry

They'd be extra safe type. Not massive on feel, but reliable not to drop you in the shit. No sexy but to be fair not a bad option after years of choas and instability that has stumped growth and confidence in terms of investment. After all growth and confidence is everything.

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By *till gameMan
14 weeks ago

two doors down

Labour condoms - available in family size packs

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
14 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

"Raynor would take it off and tell you to go BB because she's on the pill then tell you she's pregnant a few weeks later "

Buy labour condoms! Don't breed delusionals.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
14 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

"Avoid Labour; wear a glove

Labour condoms - for that five penised person!

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By *illie fitMan
14 weeks ago

wonderland

Labour condoms made by cunts for cunts

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
14 weeks ago

St Leonards

Try our new Starmer range.

It's just a tiny bit less shit than the Sunak, Truss, Johnson, May, and Cameron ranges.

But it's still shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Remember- Single use!!!! It’s time for change.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
14 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Use a condom or you will have to Diane Abort.

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By *till gameMan
14 weeks ago

two doors down

Labour condoms - now with extra tax added

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
14 weeks ago

manchester

Fuck the Tory’s

Don’t let your Johnson produce a Boris

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By *ellhungvweMan
14 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Get rid of the old one. Its time for a change.

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By *hesubtlegentMan
14 weeks ago

surrey

Starmer offers the saville special

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By *heonlycunnilinguyMan
14 weeks ago

Yeovil

Starmer condoms......it is what we don't tell you!

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By *till gameMan
14 weeks ago

two doors down

Try our rayner range

Rough on the inside

Rough on the outside

Cheap enough to have in both your council houses

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By *heonlycunnilinguyMan
14 weeks ago

Yeovil

The Labour range. They will fuck you left, right and centre. Then send you back to your country of origin

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
14 weeks ago

Markfield

"Try our new Starmer range.

It's just a tiny bit less shit than the Sunak, Truss, Johnson, May, and Cameron ranges.

But it's still shit."

“Hopefully, helps you last longer”?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
14 weeks ago

Essex

Well…. I guess we won’t know for a few months yet….

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By *idlandiaMan
14 weeks ago

Birmingham

Labour condoms, for when you arnt shaking hands with the king.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
14 weeks ago

Norwich

You think you've been fucked already?

Watch this space!

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By *oeBeansMan
14 weeks ago

Derby

Labour Condoms - You want to learn from your mistakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

My dad was a toolmaker, so you don't make one wear a labour condom

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

The Michael “Foot long” for all the big boys

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By *agneto.Man
14 weeks ago

Bham

When the last lot raw dogged you with no lube, it's time for the Labour condom, safe, dependable and back in the service of your penis.

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By *agneto.Man
14 weeks ago

Bham

The Labour condom...we know what's best for your tool.

(...Because my dad was a toolmaker)

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By *ark73XXXMan
14 weeks ago

North Staffs/South Cheshire

Use Labour condoms - to prevent anyone being born who cannot use the apostrophe correctly.

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