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By (user no longer on site) OP   
14 weeks ago

You know the drill .. grrr we can’t get a meet for toffee.

And we’re one of the nice guys on here (not one of those rubbish one that *ruin* it for all of us good ‘uns).

And our respectful, friendly, “hey love your pics, fancy meeting up for a fuck” messages keep going unanswered

Help us all out!

What are we doing wrong?

Why can’t we get a meet?

Let’s have this as the definite self-help guide!

Admin : can you pin to the top please? Thx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
14 weeks ago

Ffs with all the autocarrot corrections too! Grrrr!

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By *egDaySkipperMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

Sounds like a you problem

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
14 weeks ago

Essex

You just be messaging the wrong women….

I’m constantly lying around in my underwear just waiting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
14 weeks ago


"Sounds like a you problem "

Pfft! It’s not me. It’s the goddam wimmin!!

I mean, WHO do they think they are?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
14 weeks ago


"You just be messaging the wrong women….

I’m constantly lying around in my underwear just waiting. "

Suspenders and a corset obviously, yes? Inboxed ..

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By *ot to giggleWoman
14 weeks ago

Coventry

the women are all very fickle and dont answer any messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
14 weeks ago


" the women are all very fuckable and dont answer your messages"

Fixed that for you

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By *ilverfox for youMan
14 weeks ago

Hull

We shouldn’t complain really after all who’s in charge !!!!! Just suffer on silence ! Keep using your right hand !unless your left handed !

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
14 weeks ago

St Leonards

I dunno.

I reckon you've cornered the market in "fondling myself behind a harp" profile pics.

Don't pretend it's a shower.

We all know you've read Jilly Cooper's Apassionata a dozen times...

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Pick a type and have the balls to stick to it.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
14 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Pick a type and have the balls to stick to it."

Nope. Shan’t. Don’t want to.

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By *elloWoman
14 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"You know the drill .. grrr we can’t get a meet for toffee.

"

I like toffee, is accepting a meet in exchange for toffee the same as prostitution

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
14 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I like toffee, is accepting a meet in exchange for toffee the same as prostitution "

Stickier, probably.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
14 weeks ago


"We shouldn’t complain really after all who’s in charge !!!!! Just suffer on silence ! Keep using your right hand !unless your left handed !"

Er, is it Kier Starmer in charge these days?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
14 weeks ago


"I dunno.

I reckon you've cornered the market in "fondling myself behind a harp" profile pics.

Don't pretend it's a shower.

We all know you've read Jilly Cooper's Apassionata a dozen times... "

You should see what I do behind a Beano!

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By *midnight-Woman
14 weeks ago

...

Just find some flaps and make them flutter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
14 weeks ago


"Pick a type and have the balls to stick to it."

Desperate housewives … but they’re never quite desperate enough

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
14 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Just find some flaps and make them flutter "

In.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
14 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
14 weeks ago


"Just find some flaps and make them flutter

In."

Me too!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
14 weeks ago

Essex


"You know the drill .. grrr we can’t get a meet for toffee.

I like toffee, is accepting a meet in exchange for toffee the same as prostitution "

This is a problem. I can’t fuck for toffee

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By *elloWoman
14 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"You know the drill .. grrr we can’t get a meet for toffee.

I like toffee, is accepting a meet in exchange for toffee the same as prostitution

You can have my last Rolo?

See it more as “esCourting”. Sounds nicer."

You eat almost an entire tube of rolos and just give me last one, probably so i get left with all the wrappings , yeah I'm out ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
14 weeks ago

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By *hunky GentMan
14 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

If any guy needs a lady - I have a few going spare.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
14 weeks ago


"You know the drill .. grrr we can’t get a meet for toffee.

I like toffee, is accepting a meet in exchange for toffee the same as prostitution

You can have my last Rolo?

See it more as “esCourting”. Sounds nicer.

You eat almost an entire tube of rolos and just give me last one, probably so i get left with all the wrappings , yeah I'm out , "

I’m more upset that autocarrot changed my escor ting (but without the space) to include a U when I tried to get around the banned word filter! What’s going on!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
14 weeks ago


"If any guy needs a lady - I have a few going spare. "

Sloppy seconds? I’ll take them!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
14 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Maybe send more interesting pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"I dunno.

I reckon you've cornered the market in "fondling myself behind a harp" profile pics.

Don't pretend it's a shower.

We all know you've read Jilly Cooper's Apassionata a dozen times... "

I don't remember any harps in Apassionata I thought it was all about violins and the dark dashing maestro, whatever his name was

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
14 weeks ago


"Maybe send more interesting pictures"

You just want my spuds, right?

(Not pulled them out yet! )

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"You just be messaging the wrong women….

I’m constantly lying around in my underwear just waiting. "

Quick google of north west to essex... oh balls!! Haha

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
14 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"Maybe send more interesting pictures

You just want my spuds, right?

(Not pulled them out yet! )"

I wait with anticipation

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"If any guy needs a lady - I have a few going spare. "

Well, don't keep them all to yourself CG ... sharing is caring and all that

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By *hunky GentMan
14 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"If any guy needs a lady - I have a few going spare.

Well, don't keep them all to yourself CG ... sharing is caring and all that "

I can help being such a stud.

I told you this belly was a power station for a sex machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"I dunno.

I reckon you've cornered the market in "fondling myself behind a harp" profile pics.

Don't pretend it's a shower.

We all know you've read Jilly Cooper's Apassionata a dozen times...

I don't remember any harps in Apassionata I thought it was all about violins and the dark dashing maestro, whatever his name was "

Ahh, I see, that's Dan's plan to get in with the ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
14 weeks ago


"I dunno.

I reckon you've cornered the market in "fondling myself behind a harp" profile pics.

Don't pretend it's a shower.

We all know you've read Jilly Cooper's Apassionata a dozen times...

I don't remember any harps in Apassionata I thought it was all about violins and the dark dashing maestro, whatever his name was

Ahh, I see, that's Dan's plan to get in with the ladies "

It’s not working

Anyway, Fancy a shag?

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By *he KakapoMan
14 weeks ago

A nice rock

Just play hard to get...

Hide your profile block everyone and then delete your account...

They will want you more than ever. .

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Just play hard to get...

Hide your profile block everyone and then delete your account...

They will want you more than ever. .

"

This actually works

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
14 weeks ago


"Just play hard to get...

Hide your profile block everyone and then delete your account...

They will want you more than ever. .

"

ah the scarce-demand approach! Like it! On it!

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"I dunno.

I reckon you've cornered the market in "fondling myself behind a harp" profile pics.

Don't pretend it's a shower.

We all know you've read Jilly Cooper's Apassionata a dozen times...

I don't remember any harps in Apassionata I thought it was all about violins and the dark dashing maestro, whatever his name was

Ahh, I see, that's Dan's plan to get in with the ladies

It’s not working

Anyway, Fancy a shag? "

Only of you bring a beautiful lady with you

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By *he KakapoMan
14 weeks ago

A nice rock


"Just play hard to get...

Hide your profile block everyone and then delete your account...

They will want you more than ever. .

This actually works"

[User you have replied to is no longer on site]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
14 weeks ago


"I dunno.

I reckon you've cornered the market in "fondling myself behind a harp" profile pics.

Don't pretend it's a shower.

We all know you've read Jilly Cooper's Apassionata a dozen times...

I don't remember any harps in Apassionata I thought it was all about violins and the dark dashing maestro, whatever his name was

Ahh, I see, that's Dan's plan to get in with the ladies

It’s not working

Anyway, Fancy a shag?

Only of you bring a beautiful lady with you "

Hey, I can bring a mirror for you

(that’s my bestest ever flirting btw!)

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
14 weeks ago

Glasgow


"This actually works"

Only for you.

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By *ad NannaWoman
14 weeks ago

East London

I might pity fuck someone soon.

I'm feeling particularly benevolent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
14 weeks ago


"I might pity fuck someone soon.

I'm feeling particularly benevolent. "

From an orderly queue fellow fuglies!

I’ve got my hand up going “me! me!”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
14 weeks ago

Come on Fabsters, new audience on a Saturday afternoon, help me / others like me PULL! Fanks

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By *igronnie89Man
14 weeks ago

near you


"You just be messaging the wrong women….

I’m constantly lying around in my underwear just waiting. "

message pending to your inbox then

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By *igronnie89Man
14 weeks ago

near you


" the women are all very fickle and dont answer any messages"
you however do answer which is nice

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By *restonguy1981Man
14 weeks ago

preston

Get fluttering some flaps

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By *orny PTMan
14 weeks ago

Peterborough


"I like toffee, is accepting a meet in exchange for toffee the same as prostitution

Stickier, probably."

Definitely tacky, or should that be taffy?

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By *igronnie89Man
14 weeks ago

near you


"If any guy needs a lady - I have a few going spare. "
send one my way CG

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By *igronnie89Man
14 weeks ago

near you


"I might pity fuck someone soon.

I'm feeling particularly benevolent. "

pity fuck me if you like, cant message as blocked my sex from messaging

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
14 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I'm down for meeting, must have snacks though

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
14 weeks ago

North West


"Come on Fabsters, new audience on a Saturday afternoon, help me / others like me PULL! Fanks

"

Is this a new game DB?

I'll pull yours, if you pull mine ?

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By *igronnie89Man
14 weeks ago

near you


"I'm down for meeting, must have snacks though "
always got snacks, whats your favourite x

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
14 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I'm down for meeting, must have snacks though always got snacks, whats your favourite x "

Beef monster munch

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By *igronnie89Man
14 weeks ago

near you


"I'm down for meeting, must have snacks though always got snacks, whats your favourite x

Beef monster munch "

got 3 lots of 6 packs in the cupboard, come help me eat them

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By *ife NinjaMan
14 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I'm down for meeting, must have snacks though always got snacks, whats your favourite x

Beef monster munch "

Choice of heroes

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By *imi_RougeWoman
14 weeks ago

Portsmouth

This is just my humble opinion, as a single woman.

But men need to cater for the female gaze, realise that the majority of us like more tasteful nude/clothed photos, a good recent selfie ( I know most will say they need facial attraction) and a polite opening message instead of launching straight into sex chat.

They need to stop thinking about how they like to see things and be approached. I think so many would do so much better if they did this. But they probably won't.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

You spelt "me" wrong

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