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What are we doing wrong?
Why can’t we get a meet?
Let’s have this as the definite self-help guide!
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"Sounds like a you problem "Pfft! It’s not me. It’s the goddam wimmin!! I mean, WHO do they think they are?!?  | |||
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"You just be messaging the wrong women…. I’m constantly lying around in my underwear just waiting. " Suspenders and a corset obviously, yes? Inboxed ..  | |||
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the women are all very fickle and dont answer any messages | |||
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" the women are all very fuckable and dont answer your messages"Fixed that for you | |||
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"Pick a type and have the balls to stick to it." Nope. Shan’t. Don’t want to. | |||
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"You know the drill .. grrr we can’t get a meet for toffee. "I like toffee, is accepting a meet in exchange for toffee the same as prostitution  | |||
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"I like toffee, is accepting a meet in exchange for toffee the same as prostitution "Stickier, probably. | |||
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"We shouldn’t complain really after all who’s in charge !!!!! Just suffer on silence ! Keep using your right hand !unless your left handed !" Er, is it Kier Starmer in charge these days?  | |||
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"I dunno. I reckon you've cornered the market in "fondling myself behind a harp" profile pics. Don't pretend it's a shower. We all know you've read Jilly Cooper's Apassionata a dozen times... "You should see what I do behind a Beano! | |||
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"Pick a type and have the balls to stick to it." Desperate housewives … but they’re never quite desperate enough | |||
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"Just find some flaps and make them flutter "In. | |||
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"Just find some flaps and make them flutter
In."Me too! | |||
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"You know the drill .. grrr we can’t get a meet for toffee.
I like toffee, is accepting a meet in exchange for toffee the same as prostitution "This is a problem. I can’t fuck for toffee | |||
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"You know the drill .. grrr we can’t get a meet for toffee.
I like toffee, is accepting a meet in exchange for toffee the same as prostitution
You can have my last Rolo?
See it more as “esCourting”. Sounds nicer."You eat almost an entire tube of rolos and just give me last one, probably so i get left with all the wrappings , yeah I'm out ,  | |||
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"You know the drill .. grrr we can’t get a meet for toffee.
I like toffee, is accepting a meet in exchange for toffee the same as prostitution
You can have my last Rolo?
See it more as “esCourting”. Sounds nicer.
You eat almost an entire tube of rolos and just give me last one, probably so i get left with all the wrappings , yeah I'm out , "I’m more upset that autocarrot changed my escor ting (but without the space) to include a U when I tried to get around the banned word filter! What’s going on!! | |||
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"If any guy needs a lady - I have a few going spare. "Sloppy seconds? I’ll take them! | |||
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"I dunno. I reckon you've cornered the market in "fondling myself behind a harp" profile pics. Don't pretend it's a shower. We all know you've read Jilly Cooper's Apassionata a dozen times... " I don't remember any harps in Apassionata I thought it was all about violins and the dark dashing maestro, whatever his name was | |||
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"Maybe send more interesting pictures "You just want my spuds, right?
(Not pulled them out yet! ) | |||
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"You just be messaging the wrong women…. I’m constantly lying around in my underwear just waiting. " Quick google of north west to essex... oh balls!! Haha | |||
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"Maybe send more interesting pictures
You just want my spuds, right?
(Not pulled them out yet! )"I wait with anticipation | |||
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"If any guy needs a lady - I have a few going spare. "Well, don't keep them all to yourself CG ... sharing is caring and all that  | |||
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"If any guy needs a lady - I have a few going spare.
Well, don't keep them all to yourself CG ... sharing is caring and all that "I can help being such a stud. I told you this belly was a power station for a sex machine. | |||
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"I dunno. I reckon you've cornered the market in "fondling myself behind a harp" profile pics. Don't pretend it's a shower. We all know you've read Jilly Cooper's Apassionata a dozen times...
I don't remember any harps in Apassionata I thought it was all about violins and the dark dashing maestro, whatever his name was "Ahh, I see, that's Dan's plan to get in with the ladies | |||
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"I dunno. I reckon you've cornered the market in "fondling myself behind a harp" profile pics. Don't pretend it's a shower. We all know you've read Jilly Cooper's Apassionata a dozen times...
I don't remember any harps in Apassionata I thought it was all about violins and the dark dashing maestro, whatever his name was
Ahh, I see, that's Dan's plan to get in with the ladies "It’s not working 
Anyway, Fancy a shag? | |||
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"Just play hard to get... Hide your profile block everyone and then delete your account... They will want you more than ever. . " This actually works | |||
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"Just play hard to get... Hide your profile block everyone and then delete your account... They will want you more than ever. . " ah the scarce-demand approach! Like it! On it! | |||
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"I dunno. I reckon you've cornered the market in "fondling myself behind a harp" profile pics. Don't pretend it's a shower. We all know you've read Jilly Cooper's Apassionata a dozen times...
I don't remember any harps in Apassionata I thought it was all about violins and the dark dashing maestro, whatever his name was
Ahh, I see, that's Dan's plan to get in with the ladies
It’s not working
Anyway, Fancy a shag? "Only of you bring a beautiful lady with you | |||
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"Just play hard to get... Hide your profile block everyone and then delete your account... They will want you more than ever. . This actually works" [User you have replied to is no longer on site] | |||
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"I dunno. I reckon you've cornered the market in "fondling myself behind a harp" profile pics. Don't pretend it's a shower. We all know you've read Jilly Cooper's Apassionata a dozen times...
I don't remember any harps in Apassionata I thought it was all about violins and the dark dashing maestro, whatever his name was
Ahh, I see, that's Dan's plan to get in with the ladies
It’s not working
Anyway, Fancy a shag?
Only of you bring a beautiful lady with you "Hey, I can bring a mirror for you
(that’s my bestest ever flirting btw!) | |||
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"This actually works" Only for you. | |||
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"I might pity fuck someone soon. I'm feeling particularly benevolent. " From an orderly queue fellow fuglies! I’ve got my hand up going “me! me!” | |||
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"You just be messaging the wrong women…. I’m constantly lying around in my underwear just waiting. " message pending to your inbox then | |||
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" the women are all very fickle and dont answer any messages"you however do answer which is nice | |||
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"I like toffee, is accepting a meet in exchange for toffee the same as prostitution
Stickier, probably."Definitely tacky, or should that be taffy? | |||
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"If any guy needs a lady - I have a few going spare. "send one my way CG | |||
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"I might pity fuck someone soon. I'm feeling particularly benevolent. " pity fuck me if you like, cant message as blocked my sex from messaging | |||
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"Come on Fabsters, new audience on a Saturday afternoon, help me / others like me PULL! Fanks "Is this a new game DB? I'll pull yours, if you pull mine ? | |||
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"I'm down for meeting, must have snacks though " always got snacks, whats your favourite x | |||
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"I'm down for meeting, must have snacks though always got snacks, whats your favourite x "Beef monster munch | |||
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"I'm down for meeting, must have snacks though always got snacks, whats your favourite x
Beef monster munch "got 3 lots of 6 packs in the cupboard, come help me eat them  | |||
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"I'm down for meeting, must have snacks though always got snacks, whats your favourite x
Beef monster munch "Choice of heroes | |||
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