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"As he stepped on a cactus, which went right up his arsehole, until that very same cactus was removed by poster at 04/07/24 20:57:02]" | |||
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"bah bah black sheep have you any wool was expressed in a squeaky singing voice " So I can knit some willy warmers for you all | |||
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"bah bah black sheep have you any wool was expressed in a squeaky singing voice So I can knit some willy warmers for you all " But I did and they were all too big | |||
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"bah bah black sheep have you any wool was expressed in a squeaky singing voice So I can knit some willy warmers for you all But I did and they were all too big" What the willy's or the warmers lol | |||
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"bah bah black sheep have you any wool was expressed in a squeaky singing voice So I can knit some willy warmers for you all But I did and they were all too big 'What the willy's or the warmers?' lol" ..Asked the lady on the 49 bus | |||
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"bah bah black sheep have you any wool was expressed in a squeaky singing voice So I can knit some willy warmers for you all But I did and they were all too big 'What the willy's or the warmers?' lol ..Asked the lady on the 49 bus" ...suppressing her jealousy at her sister, who was a regular on the 69. | |||
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"Foster, on the other hand, wasn’t ready for all the attention, so…." with immense attention to detail they.. | |||
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"Foster, on the other hand, wasn’t ready for all the attention, so…. with immense attention to detail they.." Started to construct a sec swing made from Meccano and left over leather from the …… | |||
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"Foster, on the other hand, wasn’t ready for all the attention, so…. with immense attention to detail they.. Started to construct a sec swing made from Meccano and left over leather from the ……" Gimp outfit they had made last month for … | |||
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"But they had no choice ... the ransom needed to be paid! " But then they remembered a cheese sandwich they'd forgotten about upstairs, who could resist that? | |||
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"Foster, on the other hand, wasn’t ready for all the attention, so…. with immense attention to detail they.. Started to construct a sec swing made from Meccano and left over leather from the ……" Bondage gear they found in.. | |||
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"Foster, on the other hand, wasn’t ready for all the attention, so…. with immense attention to detail they.. Started to construct a sec swing made from Meccano and left over leather from the …… Bondage gear they found in.." along with a very curly cheese sandwich  | |||
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"Although it seemed like a cheesy substance the molecular makeup wasn't actually cheese" In fact it seemed to have more of a fish smell than a cheese smell... | |||
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"Although it seemed like a cheesy substance the molecular makeup wasn't actually cheese In fact it seemed to have more of a fish smell than a cheese smell..." And when the crusty scab was peeled away, a foul-smelling cupful of yellow-green pus oozed out over his fingers. | |||
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"Although it seemed like a cheesy substance the molecular makeup wasn't actually cheese In fact it seemed to have more of a fish smell than a cheese smell... And when the crusty scab was peeled away, a foul-smelling cupful of yellow-green pus oozed out over his fingers. " He was in pus heaven.. | |||
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"Although it seemed like a cheesy substance the molecular makeup wasn't actually cheese In fact it seemed to have more of a fish smell than a cheese smell... And when the crusty scab was peeled away, a foul-smelling cupful of yellow-green pus oozed out over his fingers. He was in pus heaven.." Never mind all that he thought at last, there's jobs to be done... | |||
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"Never mind all that he thought at last, there's jobs to be done..." So he sat on the loo, a tad disappointed there were no TVs in it, and curled out two enormous, steaming big jobs. | |||
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"And all of a sudden the nice people came back and started talking about pizza and friendly doggies they've seen that day..." while the pus ooozed and dripped off his fingers and ran down his legs, he so wanted to lick it off  | |||
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"And all of a sudden the nice people came back and started talking about pizza and friendly doggies they've seen that day... while the pus ooozed and dripped off his fingers and ran down his legs, he so wanted to lick it off "Not realising it wasn't mayonnaise | |||
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"then it dripped onto the table where his cat fiddles lapped it up but " the cat convulsed and shook violently - then it hawked and hewwed and spat out the biggest, greenest, slimest fur ball | |||
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"then it dripped onto the table where his cat fiddles lapped it up but the cat convulsed and shook violently - then it hawked and hewwed and spat out the biggest, greenest, slimest fur ball" Which rolled across the floor collecting fluffy on the way | |||
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"then it dripped onto the table where his cat fiddles lapped it up but the cat convulsed and shook violently - then it hawked and hewwed and spat out the biggest, greenest, slimest fur ball Which rolled across the floor collecting fluffy on the way" Fluff | |||
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"then it dripped onto the table where his cat fiddles lapped it up but the cat convulsed and shook violently - then it hawked and hewwed and spat out the biggest, greenest, slimest fur ball Which rolled across the floor collecting fluffy on the way Fluff" Hey I loved Fluffy more - that slimey fur ball has achieved intelligence and intent  | |||
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"then it dripped onto the table where his cat fiddles lapped it up but the cat convulsed and shook violently - then it hawked and hewwed and spat out the biggest, greenest, slimest fur ball Which rolled across the floor collecting fluffy on the way Fluff Hey I loved Fluffy more - that slimey fur ball has achieved intelligence and intent "as it rolled, Fluffy was quickly texting other aliens | |||
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"then it dripped onto the table where his cat fiddles lapped it up but the cat convulsed and shook violently - then it hawked and hewwed and spat out the biggest, greenest, slimest fur ball Which rolled across the floor collecting fluffy on the way Fluff Hey I loved Fluffy more - that slimey fur ball has achieved intelligence and intent "He paused for a moment realising what he said -even more bizarrely he didn't even own a cat. | |||
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"then it dripped onto the table where his cat fiddles lapped it up but the cat convulsed and shook violently - then it hawked and hewwed and spat out the biggest, greenest, slimest fur ball Which rolled across the floor collecting fluffy on the way Fluff Hey I loved Fluffy more - that slimey fur ball has achieved intelligence and intent
He paused for a moment realising what he said -even more bizarrely he didn't even own a cat. "And it was clear Fluffy had been taken over by an actual alien as everyone knows cats can't text due to a lack of opposable thumbs.. | |||
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"then it dripped onto the table where his cat fiddles lapped it up but the cat convulsed and shook violently - then it hawked and hewwed and spat out the biggest, greenest, slimest fur ball Which rolled across the floor collecting fluffy on the way Fluff Hey I loved Fluffy more - that slimey fur ball has achieved intelligence and intent
He paused for a moment realising what he said -even more bizarrely he didn't even own a cat.
And it was clear Fluffy had been taken over by an actual alien as everyone knows cats can't text due to a lack of opposable thumbs.."Aliens? You rang? Stated Nicky, whilst calculating the DNA code for opposable cat thumbs in his plan to take over the world... MWAH-HAH-HAH-HAAAAAAHHHHHH... I mean Meow-ow-ow-owwwwwww | |||
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