FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Ladder

By *odgerMoore OP Man
22 weeks ago

gretna

My teenage chess club had a ladder where everyone on the ladder could compete with each other… think the forums could have a ladder where you could challenge each other to a shag… how could we score it??

Ideas/suggestions please!!

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By *hunky GentMan
22 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Sounds like something for the forum elite.

Us lesser folk and newbies don't stand a chance.

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By *ust another WonkoMan
22 weeks ago

here and there

I'll stay at the bottom and foot the ladder so it doesn't topple over

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
22 weeks ago

St Leonards

Sex on ladders?

That's a step too far for me Todge

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
22 weeks ago

gretna

"Sounds like something for the forum elite.

Us lesser folk and newbies don't stand a chance. "

Forum Elite… is that the same people in that cliquey thing that no one talks about? The cool kids?

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By *xmfrvnMan
22 weeks ago

Stoke-on-Trent

There'd need to be rounds in each match - lead-up, foreplay, during, after - with bonus points for orgasms induced in your opponent, more points the earlier it happens, number, intensity etc.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
22 weeks ago

gretna

"Sex on ladders?

That's a step too far for me Todge

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That’s that bell rung!!

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
22 weeks ago

gretna

"There'd need to be rounds in each match - lead-up, foreplay, during, after - with bonus points for orgasms induced in your opponent, more points the earlier it happens, number, intensity etc. "

This is more like it…. Women get marks for nice hair, good lippy… Rex is normally the voice of balance & reason on this stuff!!

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By *ealitybitesMan
22 weeks ago

Belfast

Except.... It's not a competition

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
22 weeks ago

gretna

"Except.... It's not a competition"

You’re doing it wrong!!

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By *ellhungvweMan
22 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"Except.... It's not a competition"

First orgasm wins.

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By *r John WickMan
22 weeks ago

The Continental

There must be rules against wanking at heights somewhere in the H&S manuals for ladders.

Sounds fookin dangerous.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
22 weeks ago

gretna

"Except.... It's not a competition

First orgasm wins."

See…^^ he knows!!

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"Sounds like something for the forum elite.

Us lesser folk and newbies don't stand a chance. "

Just post a lot and say the right things and you too could be elite

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By *ellhungvweMan
22 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"Except.... It's not a competition

First orgasm wins.

See…^^ he knows!!

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
22 weeks ago

gretna

"There must be rules against wanking at heights somewhere in the H&S manuals for ladders.

Sounds fookin dangerous. "

Only thing i can see is if you jizz off a building remember to blame it on a seagull!!

Sec4.1.2a

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By *hunky GentMan
22 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Sounds like something for the forum elite.

Us lesser folk and newbies don't stand a chance.

Just post a lot and say the right things and you too could be elite

I'll stick to being one of the weirdos, but thanks.

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By *illy IdolMan
22 weeks ago

Midlands

Would need home and away legs to keep it fair

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
22 weeks ago

gretna

Has anyone else noticed how the fab women stay away from the real high brow topics like this??

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Could I point out that the woman are not joining in. Is this because they are not very competitive?

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"Would need home and away legs to keep it fair"

Would there be extra time if it were a draw after two legs? I am not sure that I would want to watch a penalty shoot out

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
22 weeks ago

gretna

"Could I point out that the woman are not joining in. Is this because they are not very competitive?"

Ooohhhhh #contentious ^^

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
22 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"Except.... It's not a competition

First orgasm wins."

I could win this one they may do a new film called Gone in under 6 seconds

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
22 weeks ago

Essex

Is there an escalator version?

#lazy

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By *illy IdolMan
22 weeks ago

Midlands

"Would need home and away legs to keep it fair

Would there be extra time if it were a draw after two legs? I am not sure that I would want to watch a penalty shoot out

I don't think I've got the energy for extra time to be honest

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By *ealitybitesMan
22 weeks ago

Belfast

Wankers unite and pull together

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By *till gameMan
22 weeks ago

two doors down

What happens when you lose ?

Do you slide down a snake

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
22 weeks ago

gretna

"Is there an escalator version?

#lazy"

#keeper!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Bagsie starting in the bottom of that ladder.

* The only way is up right? Right!?

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By *xmfrvnMan
22 weeks ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Wankers unite and pull together"

Like a round robin? Or would that be a circle jerk?

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By *hristopherd999Man
22 weeks ago

Brentwood

"My teenage chess club had a ladder where everyone on the ladder could compete with each other… think the forums could have a ladder where you could challenge each other to a shag… how could we score it??

Ideas/suggestions please!!

Extra time and penalties!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
22 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Is there an escalator version?

#lazy"

Can't we all line up on the ladder and lift you one thrust at a time Misty?

Kinda like a Misty Centipede thing.

We can lift you to those Peaks

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By *he KakapoMan
22 weeks ago

A nice rock

If I lose I'm talking my balls and going home

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
22 weeks ago

Southampton

"Sex on ladders?

That's a step too far for me Todge

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Step ladder??

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By *jj2012Man
22 weeks ago

Barry

Ideas/suggestions please!!

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Will VAR be implemented lol

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
22 weeks ago

Southampton

"Bagsie starting in the bottom of that ladder.

* The only way is up right? Right!?

Christ you wouldn't want me on top of you ... imagine if I slipped!

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By *agatoXXXMan
22 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Sounds like something for the forum elite.

Us lesser folk and newbies don't stand a chance. "

Forum Elite? Is that like a cl*que?

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By *B69Woman
22 weeks ago

Wiltshire

I will stay at the bottom as I don’t like heights and check the applications

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By *ensuallover1000Man
22 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Shag wars; let battle commence!

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By *nnCeeWoman
22 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Bagsie starting in the bottom of that ladder.

* The only way is up right? Right!?

Christ you wouldn't want me on top of you ... imagine if I slipped!

Right onto someone else's face... I'm sure there would be some who would be at all upset with that!!

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By *nnCeeWoman
22 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

*wouldn't

They wouldn't be upset about you sitting on their face...

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By *ex HolesMan
22 weeks ago

Up North

I’ll bring the snake

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
22 weeks ago

North West

"Sex on ladders?

That's a step too far for me Todge

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This doesn't sound very inclusive to me

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By *nnCeeWoman
22 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Sex on ladders?

That's a step too far for me Todge

...

This doesn't sound very inclusive to me

We'll make you a platform, darling xx

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
22 weeks ago

Southampton

"Bagsie starting in the bottom of that ladder.

* The only way is up right? Right!?

Christ you wouldn't want me on top of you ... imagine if I slipped!

Right onto someone else's face... I'm sure there would be some who would be at all upset with that!! "

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By *agnar73Man
22 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

If I get handcuffed to bottom rung would I get my face sat on?

(Actually bad idea given the ‘fab straight’ out there)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
22 weeks ago

North West

"If I get handcuffed to bottom rung would I get my face sat on?

(Actually bad idea given the ‘fab straight’ out there) "

Nah, you'll get your toes broken, if I'm involved at all

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
22 weeks ago

gretna

Im looking into VAR as mentioned above!!! I think points for positions makes some sense!!

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By *ickshawedCouple
22 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Im looking into VAR as mentioned above!!! I think points for positions makes some sense!!

I can go off side

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
22 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Can we have a 'short skirt / dress only' rule please for the ladies on the ladder?

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Is there a dress code for this ladder? Hi Vi's jackets? Safety harness? Assume no knickers

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
22 weeks ago

kent

Ideas/suggestions please!!

I’d rather challenge people to a game of Chess Xx

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Central

"Could I point out that the woman are not joining in. Is this because they are not very competitive?"

Many like to watch all male action, so we'll see which of the men team up and come to watch

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
22 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Sex on ladders?

That's a step too far for me Todge

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Step ladder??

I had a step ladder.

I never knew my real ladder.

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By *partharmonyCouple
22 weeks ago

Ruislip

I'm not sure what ladders have to do with chess or sex.

Am I being dim?

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By *mily36CWoman
22 weeks ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

What do you get for coming top?

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I only seem to meet the snakes!

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By *aomilatteCouple
22 weeks ago

Midlands

"There must be rules against wanking at heights somewhere in the H&S manuals for ladders.

Sounds fookin dangerous. "

You only need three points of contact, so.....

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By *aomilatteCouple
22 weeks ago

Midlands

Ideas/suggestions please!!

It wooden work... unless everyone brings their A frame

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"I only seem to meet the snakes! "

I want the snakes

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
21 weeks ago

gretna

Ideas/suggestions please!!

It wooden work... unless everyone brings their A frame

I see what you did there!!

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