FabSwingers.com forum: Where do you rest your dick?

By *enelope2U OP Woman
34 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Just watched a podcast which asked?

Where do you put your dick when you sit on the toilet during the extended poop drop offs?

A) Do you leave it hanging in the bowl?

B) Do you rest it on the rim?

C) Do you just sit in on your thigh?

Enquiring minds....

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Round the Corner

Never on the rim.

Never.

Sure fire way to get pregnant

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I roll mine up like a party favour and put a scrunchy around it.

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Round the Corner

"Never on the rim.

Never.

Sure fire way to get pregnant"

Bur serious answer, let it hang and hope there's minimal splash

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By *onnyJohnMan
34 weeks ago

Doncaster

Eh, it reaches the rim ?? Wow,

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By *enelope2U OP Woman
34 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

"Eh, it reaches the rim ?? Wow,

Lol I did think that might be the answer in my head for a few guys

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By *enelope2U OP Woman
34 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

"Never on the rim.

Never.

Sure fire way to get pregnant

Bur serious answer, let it hang and hope there's minimal splash"

Lol I'm calling my male friends for their answers 1am UK Vs 7pnm call in The states hits different for them lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
34 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I rest it on the side of the adjacent wash basin.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Depends on where you are… on the seat at home, but anywhere else let it hang

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By *enelope2U OP Woman
34 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

"Depends on where you are… on the seat at home, but anywhere else let it hang "

Sensible!

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By *arkSovereignMan
34 weeks ago

Lancashire

I throw mine over my shoulder

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By *ing00Man
34 weeks ago

Northants

"Depends on where you are… on the seat at home, but anywhere else let it hang

Sensible!"

i have my minions support its weight during procedings.

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By *onnyJohnMan
34 weeks ago

Doncaster

"Eh, it reaches the rim ?? Wow,

Lol I did think that might be the answer in my head for a few guys"

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By *ad NannaWoman
34 weeks ago

East London

I reckon Fuhad was telling porkies.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I unleash it through the window. As it's mass is larger than earth's but smaller than the sun's, it maintains it's own orbital path around the sun.

When finished, I furl it up again.

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By *bboredguyMan
34 weeks ago

dundee

I like to feel it hanging supporting it’s own weight

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By *cotsguyyMan
34 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

I leave mine on the night stand.

(Not really sure what a night stand is)

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By *cott73Man
34 weeks ago

brighton

Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home ..

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By *d mirerMan
34 weeks ago

lost

Definite bowl dangler here

The rim is too dangerous in case of dribbleage

The thigh rest would be simple wishful thinking

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By *rispyDuckMan
34 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I have a servant that attends to hold mine at attention during “drop off” haha

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
34 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I don’t understand. Do these men not piss while they’re sitting?

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By *hePleasurerMan
34 weeks ago

Cheshire

Wherever I lay my dick, that's my home.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Resting it on the rim!?

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By *parkle1974Woman
34 weeks ago

Leeds

Very interesting question, I have often pondered this myself x

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
34 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

Gotta leave it dangling in the bowl. I sit down and never know what transaction is gonna occur.

Imagine snapping off a fat log, standing up, only for the little fella to let go all over your yfronts.

Fuck sake.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I tend to throw it over my shoulder.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

I just detach it first, and rest it on my bespoke "detached-dick cushion".

It's so much simpler this way.

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By *uperted39Man
34 weeks ago

bushey

On a cock stand

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By *oleene HoneybeeWoman
34 weeks ago

on the naughty side of the street

In my bedside cabinet

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By *allipygousMan
34 weeks ago

Leicester

"Just watched a podcast which asked?

Where do you put your dick when you sit on the toilet during the extended poop drop offs?

A) Do you leave it hanging in the bowl?

B) Do you rest it on the rim?

C) Do you just sit in on your thigh?

Enquiring minds...."

I thought it was possible to shit without peeing? In which case there's only one option.

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By *agondaMan
34 weeks ago

Witterings

I’m gonna buy a smaller loo so my answer to this can be more impressive

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By *ommy trucker1Man
34 weeks ago

south wales

On the rim is grim ?

I just let it drop and hope for no splashbacks

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By *ereforfun200Man
34 weeks ago

North West

Hanging outside the bowl as the water in the bottom is very cold

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
34 weeks ago

Ayrshire

"Just watched a podcast which asked?

Where do you put your dick when you sit on the toilet during the extended poop drop offs?

A) Do you leave it hanging in the bowl?

B) Do you rest it on the rim?

C) Do you just sit in on your thigh?

Enquiring minds....

I thought it was possible to shit without peeing? In which case there's only one option."

It's not possible, you need to pee while you poo, or it's off to the drs with you!!!

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By *idlandiaMan
34 weeks ago

Birmingham

Rim or thigh, definitely not, always pee when giving birth to an otter.

I don't just let it dangle as I despise getting a witches kiss, so rest a hand to keep it away from the porcelain.

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By *ornucopiaMan
34 weeks ago

Bexley

[Removed by poster at 04/07/24 09:29:02]

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
34 weeks ago

North West

Surely it can simply be detached and hung on the hook behind the bathroom door?!

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By *ornucopiaMan
34 weeks ago

Bexley

"Just watched a podcast which asked?

Where do you put your dick when you sit on the toilet during the extended poop drop offs?

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What is an extended poop drop off? Usually I just manage to get there in time to sit down.

I've never understood why anyone needs to keep books to read while waiting for something to happen.

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By *allipygousMan
34 weeks ago

Leicester

"Just watched a podcast which asked?

Where do you put your dick when you sit on the toilet during the extended poop drop offs?

A) Do you leave it hanging in the bowl?

B) Do you rest it on the rim?

C) Do you just sit in on your thigh?

Enquiring minds....

I thought it was possible to shit without peeing? In which case there's only one option.

It's not possible, you need to pee while you poo, or it's off to the drs with you!!!"

Damn, that was supposed to read IMpossible

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By *ripfillMan
34 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

"Surely it can simply be detached and hung on the hook behind the bathroom door?! "

Exactly… the perfect place, touching the collar of a dressing gown. In my case

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By *angtidy42Couple
34 weeks ago

Redditch

"Depends on where you are… on the seat at home, but anywhere else let it hang

Sensible!

i have my minions support its weight during procedings.

Are they pointing and laughing?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
34 weeks ago

Stratford

Saw the same clip. Resting it is crazy rolf and Fuhad is a different kinda dude

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By *ad NannaWoman
34 weeks ago

East London

"Saw the same clip. Resting it is crazy rolf and Fuhad is a different kinda dude

I wondered if he cleaned the seat afterwards

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By *eordieJeansCouple
34 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

On her forehead.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
34 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

"On her forehead."

That’s a bit specialist isn’t it.

Some next level, Amsterdam shiz

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By *eordieJeansCouple
34 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"On her forehead.

That’s a bit specialist isn’t it.

Some next level, Amsterdam shiz

Blame German porn on a dodgy firestick

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By *erfHerder74Man
34 weeks ago

Inverclyde

In the bowl, unless I’m in America then that’s mingin

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By *cLovin2Man
34 weeks ago

Reading

My answer is A

Bizarre question tho

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By *ortyairCouple
34 weeks ago

Wallasey

I leave it in my 'special' drawer with my other toys, duh. Mrs x

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By *ritishguyMan
34 weeks ago

chatburn

I’d rest my dick on your tits

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Chichester

I usually rest it on my foot

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By *cotsguyyMan
34 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

....in peace.

Or was it in peas?

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By *od ThrusterMan
34 weeks ago

Newport Pagnell

I never thought about it. Mine hangs inside the bowl (without touching the bowl, so sometimes with a bit of pressure from the hand to make sure) as it's more often than not used at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Throw it over my shoulder so the splashback only lands on my bollocks

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By *odgerMooreMan
34 weeks ago

Up Your Frock!

"I never thought about it. Mine hangs inside the bowl (without touching the bowl, so sometimes with a bit of pressure from the hand to make sure) as it's more often than not used at the same time."

I put my feet in the stirrups…. Cock and balls in the whirlpool jacuzzi cock & ball spa pond - drop the kids off at the pool then onto the deluxe bidet/ cock & ball moisturiser / drier and final dry & polish from Colette my 22 year old au pair… with some ‘massage therapy ‘. For good measure!!

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By *hil most chillMan
34 weeks ago

South East & Europe

I'm constantly erect so it just naturally stands as I do my business

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