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"Apparently this will cause drama according to Wonko’s thread. Prove them all wrong, Fabsters! "Why can't they have their own toilets? Better still why can't they just go before they leave the house? It will all end in tears, yoy mark my words. | |||
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"Better still why can't they just go before they leave the house?" Probably for the best. There’s too many things to undo and unstrap and unbutton and it’s all a bit of a faff after a brace of G&Ts. | |||
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"There's a whole pile of shite on my TV at the moment " Ew  | |||
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"I think every room needs a TV." Especially the bedroom.  | |||
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"There's a whole pile of shite on my TV at the moment Ew ""DavinaTV in kink shame shocker" | |||
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"There's a whole pile of shite on my TV at the moment Ew
"DavinaTV in kink shame shocker" "I don't countenance any of that deviant nonsense here!  | |||
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"No, they should all be issued with Colostomy bags. " Fit a sheath catheter before they tuck, and put the drain into their handbag. | |||
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"Nobody wants the TVs with the fat backs no more, there was a skip full of them getting thrown about and man handled by the workmen over the recycling centre the other day." I have a friend who buys and sells various things, the fat backed tv actually fetches a decent sum now, as do vcr players | |||
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"Just don't let the DVD's use them " What about the blue rays ? | |||
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"Just don't let the DVD's use them What about the blue rays ? "They only emmit light so were safe | |||
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"If they can't go to the toilet, how would they take fab-worthy pictures?!" Exactly. So this is about equality after all. | |||
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"If they can't go to the toilet, how would they take fab-worthy pictures?! Exactly. So this is about equality after all." Please! Toilets aren't for taking photos in. They're for taking men into too give them blowjobs! Honestly! | |||
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"If they can't go to the toilet, how would they take fab-worthy pictures?! Exactly. So this is about equality after all. Please! Toilets aren't for taking photos in. They're for taking men into too give them blowjobs! Honestly! "No! It's for taking men into, to give them photographic counselling | |||
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"If they can't go to the toilet, how would they take fab-worthy pictures?! Exactly. So this is about equality after all. Please! Toilets aren't for taking photos in. They're for taking men into too give them blowjobs! Honestly! "My apologies. I'm clearly not up to scratch on the ways of TVs. I need a more sophisticated model in my bedroom to educate me I feel | |||
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"If they can't go to the toilet, how would they take fab-worthy pictures?! Exactly. So this is about equality after all. Please! Toilets aren't for taking photos in. They're for taking men into too give them blowjobs! Honestly!
No! It's for taking men into, to give them photographic counselling "You mean I've been doing it wrong?  | |||
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"If they can't go to the toilet, how would they take fab-worthy pictures?! Exactly. So this is about equality after all. Please! Toilets aren't for taking photos in. They're for taking men into too give them blowjobs! Honestly!
My apologies. I'm clearly not up to scratch on the ways of TVs. I need a more sophisticated model in my bedroom to educate me I feel "Darling, *everyone* should have a TV in their bedroom. | |||
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"No, they should stay in my bedroom where they belong. "All of them? | |||
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"No, they should stay in my bedroom where they belong.
All of them?
"Must have a very big bedroom. Can I bring my wardrobe, so I can hide in the closet | |||
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"Of course they shouldn't. All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others" Four legs good Two legs baaaaaaad | |||
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they got a cable? They probably wired!
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"Is that a bit like, should Toasters be able to take a bath?" Only as long as they're still attached to the electrics, and the bath is full of MPs (the ones who lie thru their teeth) | |||
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"Is that a bit like, should Toasters be able to take a bath? Only as long as they're still attached to the electrics, and the bath is full of MPs (the ones who lie thru their teeth) "Another disgruntled Green by the looks of it… trying to electrocute someone but only able to use renewable power is difficult!!!  | |||
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"Of course they shouldn't. All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others Four legs good Two legs baaaaaaad" Most TVs are pretty good on all fours. I know I am...  | |||
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"If they can't go to the toilet, how would they take fab-worthy pictures?! Exactly. So this is about equality after all. Please! Toilets aren't for taking photos in. They're for taking men into too give them blowjobs! Honestly!
My apologies. I'm clearly not up to scratch on the ways of TVs. I need a more sophisticated model in my bedroom to educate me I feel
Darling, *everyone* should have a TV in their bedroom. "Abso bloody lutely | |||
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"Is that a bit like, should Toasters be able to take a bath? Only as long as they're still attached to the electrics, and the bath is full of MPs (the ones who lie thru their teeth) "We're gonna need a bigger bath, A public one should do, if it's not shut down. | |||
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"My TV is 55 inch & I don't fancy carrying it to the loo, it's never complained of needing a piss so I think we're all good." Dat size, must be a BBC. | |||
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"Yes...but only if they use the bloke's and do a proper stand up piss at the urinal.. "yes like you do | |||
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"Yes...but only if they use the bloke's and do a proper stand up piss at the urinal.. yes like you do"When of course I'm not having a piss on the hotel dressing table thinking it's the sink.. | |||
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