FabSwingers.com forum: Should TV’s be allowed to go to the toilet?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Apparently this will cause drama according to Wonko’s thread.

Prove them all wrong, Fabsters!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Soho

No, they should all be issued with Colostomy bags.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

If they keep at least one foot on the floor ( the rest they have to pee with ) boom boom !

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Colostomy?

It's not my bag...

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS
over a year ago

Round the Corner

"Apparently this will cause drama according to Wonko’s thread.

Prove them all wrong, Fabsters!

Why can't they have their own toilets?

Better still why can't they just go before they leave the house?

It will all end in tears, yoy mark my words.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My TV is too big to go to the toilet

#Widescreen

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By *usanStoHelitWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

There's quite a bit of crap on my TV. Maybe it should go to the toilet and clean itself up a bit. Might be something worth watching on it then?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Better still why can't they just go before they leave the house?"

Probably for the best. There’s too many things to undo and unstrap and unbutton and it’s all a bit of a faff after a brace of G&Ts.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

There's a whole pile of shite on my TV at the moment

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Well, if that’s what she’s into …

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

I don't believe my TV has actually ever been to the toilet, although it is often on standby...

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I think its a basic human right. If they stop going to the toilet they will explode. Nobody needs that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think every room needs a TV.

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Only when they beg and plead

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"There's a whole pile of shite on my TV at the moment "

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I think every room needs a TV."

Especially the bedroom.

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS
over a year ago

Round the Corner

"There's a whole pile of shite on my TV at the moment

"DavinaTV in kink shame shocker"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"There's a whole pile of shite on my TV at the moment

"DavinaTV in kink shame shocker" "

I don't countenance any of that deviant nonsense here!

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

"No, they should all be issued with Colostomy bags. "

Fit a sheath catheter before they tuck, and put the drain into their handbag.

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By *itnakedladMan
over a year ago

Ashtead

Is that a bit like, should Toasters be able to take a bath?

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

So long as they agree to put the seat down afterwards and not sprinkle while they tinkle.

Apparently they're much better if they're tuned into the BBC.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Yes...but only if they use the bloke's and do a proper stand up piss at the urinal..

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover

I mean I wouldn’t stop it, but I don’t think the power lead would reach that far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don't let the DVD's use them

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Nobody wants the TVs with the fat backs no more, there was a skip full of them getting thrown about and man handled by the workmen over the recycling centre the other day.

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover

"Nobody wants the TVs with the fat backs no more, there was a skip full of them getting thrown about and man handled by the workmen over the recycling centre the other day."

I have a friend who buys and sells various things, the fat backed tv actually fetches a decent sum now, as do vcr players

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By *till gameMan
over a year ago

Oldham

"Just don't let the DVD's use them "

What about the blue rays ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just don't let the DVD's use them

What about the blue rays ?

They only emmit light so were safe

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

If they can't go to the toilet, how would they take fab-worthy pictures?!

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By *hong80321967Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

Don't care, life's too short

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"If they can't go to the toilet, how would they take fab-worthy pictures?!"

Exactly. So this is about equality after all.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"If they can't go to the toilet, how would they take fab-worthy pictures?!

Exactly. So this is about equality after all."

Please! Toilets aren't for taking photos in. They're for taking men into too give them blowjobs!

Honestly!

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By *WINGStars23Couple
over a year ago

Northwest UK

My TV isn't allowed to go to any toilet. It has to sit on its stand 24/7 next to the remote.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"If they can't go to the toilet, how would they take fab-worthy pictures?!

Exactly. So this is about equality after all.

Please! Toilets aren't for taking photos in. They're for taking men into too give them blowjobs!

Honestly!

No! It's for taking men into, to give them photographic counselling

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"If they can't go to the toilet, how would they take fab-worthy pictures?!

Exactly. So this is about equality after all.

Please! Toilets aren't for taking photos in. They're for taking men into too give them blowjobs!

Honestly!

My apologies. I'm clearly not up to scratch on the ways of TVs. I need a more sophisticated model in my bedroom to educate me I feel

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
over a year ago

The Lake District

"Colostomy?

It's not my bag...

NOT PMSL...not allowed too

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"If they can't go to the toilet, how would they take fab-worthy pictures?!

Exactly. So this is about equality after all.

Please! Toilets aren't for taking photos in. They're for taking men into too give them blowjobs!

Honestly!

No! It's for taking men into, to give them photographic counselling "

You mean I've been doing it wrong?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

What about PVRs? They lost out due to all of that streaming.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"If they can't go to the toilet, how would they take fab-worthy pictures?!

Exactly. So this is about equality after all.

Please! Toilets aren't for taking photos in. They're for taking men into too give them blowjobs!

Honestly!

My apologies. I'm clearly not up to scratch on the ways of TVs. I need a more sophisticated model in my bedroom to educate me I feel "

Darling, *everyone* should have a TV in their bedroom.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Colostomy?

It's not my bag...

NOT PMSL...not allowed too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, they should stay in my bedroom where they belong.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"No, they should stay in my bedroom where they belong.

All of them?

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By *oiraTvTV/TS
over a year ago

Derry

"No, they should stay in my bedroom where they belong.

All of them?

Must have a very big bedroom. Can I bring my wardrobe, so I can hide in the closet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My TV is 55 inch & I don't fancy carrying it to the loo, it's never complained of needing a piss so I think we're all good.

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By *r X46Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

The biggest TV I've had was 6'4". I'm only 5'9"!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

TV’s should be allowed to go to the toilet anywhere they like as I for one dont fancy telling a 6’3” TV - 6’9” in heels where they can go for a pee!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Of course they shouldn't.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others

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By *emonochromeMan
over a year ago

Watford

Will they have sky sports on them because I don’t mind catching some highlights whilst I am there

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Of course they shouldn't.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others"

Four legs good

Two legs baaaaaaad

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

they got a cable? They probably wired!

Catheter!

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Is that a bit like, should Toasters be able to take a bath?"

Only as long as they're still attached to the electrics, and the bath is full of MPs (the ones who lie thru their teeth)

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

"Is that a bit like, should Toasters be able to take a bath?

Only as long as they're still attached to the electrics, and the bath is full of MPs (the ones who lie thru their teeth)

Another disgruntled Green by the looks of it… trying to electrocute someone but only able to use renewable power is difficult!!!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Of course they shouldn't.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others

Four legs good

Two legs baaaaaaad"

Most TVs are pretty good on all fours. I know I am...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure Terry Venables pissed and shat like the rest of us.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Oooohhh...we could play cross swords over my bathroom sink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they can't go to the toilet, how would they take fab-worthy pictures?!

Exactly. So this is about equality after all.

Please! Toilets aren't for taking photos in. They're for taking men into too give them blowjobs!

Honestly!

My apologies. I'm clearly not up to scratch on the ways of TVs. I need a more sophisticated model in my bedroom to educate me I feel

Darling, *everyone* should have a TV in their bedroom.

Abso bloody lutely

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Is that a bit like, should Toasters be able to take a bath?

Only as long as they're still attached to the electrics, and the bath is full of MPs (the ones who lie thru their teeth)

We're gonna need a bigger bath, A public one should do, if it's not shut down.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

"My TV is 55 inch & I don't fancy carrying it to the loo, it's never complained of needing a piss so I think we're all good."

Dat size, must be a BBC.

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By *aulaxd2020TV/TS
over a year ago

dudley

"Yes...but only if they use the bloke's and do a proper stand up piss at the urinal..

"
yes like you do

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

"Yes...but only if they use the bloke's and do a proper stand up piss at the urinal..

yes like you do"

When of course I'm not having a piss on the hotel dressing table thinking it's the sink..

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By *aulaxd2020TV/TS
over a year ago

dudley

"Yes...but only if they use the bloke's and do a proper stand up piss at the urinal..

yes like you do

When of course I'm not having a piss on the hotel dressing table thinking it's the sink..

"
dread to think what might happen if travelodges had walk in wardrobes

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Evil Edna perhaps not as she could zap you.... all other TV's of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The biggest TV I've had was 6'4". I'm only 5'9"!"

Will 6'0 do for next one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evil Edna perhaps not as she could zap you.... all other TV's of course"

Or whip you with them two aerials

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Evil Edna perhaps not as she could zap you.... all other TV's of course

Or whip you with them two aerials

Exactly

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