FabSwingers.com forum: Could really do with my face being sat on right now

By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

and a burger

The two are unrelated

What could you really do with right now?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
34 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

If you turn a burger sideways it looks like a vagina. Problem solved.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"If you turn a burger sideways it looks like a vagina. Problem solved."

Thanks for putting me off burgers

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By *eordieJeansCouple
34 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"If you turn a burger sideways it looks like a vagina. Problem solved.

Thanks for putting me off burgers"

Liar. You could never be put off a Big Mac.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
34 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

A Big Mac, 4 orgasms and a donut.

None are related

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"A Big Mac, 4 orgasms and a donut.

None are related

I think I'd prefer 4 big macs.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"A Big Mac, 4 orgasms and a donut.

None are related

I think I'd prefer 4 big macs."

I'll take four doughnuts, five is you are not having that one LB.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
34 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I had two last night - some people will assume I mean burgers others will know I don’t…maybe

It dripped all over my chin too.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
34 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"A Big Mac, 4 orgasms and a donut.

None are related

I think I'd prefer 4 big macs."

Nice. I love Big Macs

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By *rafter69Man
34 weeks ago

upminster

Id rather the fanny over a big mac

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By *ittlebirdWoman
34 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"A Big Mac, 4 orgasms and a donut.

None are related

I think I'd prefer 4 big macs.

I'll take four doughnuts, five is you are not having that one LB."

Que?

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Id rather the fanny over a big mac"

Some people have no taste

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"A Big Mac, 4 orgasms and a donut.

None are related

I think I'd prefer 4 big macs.

I'll take four doughnuts, five is*** you are not having that one LB.

Que?

***That should have been 'if' and not 'is'

one day I will check my typing before clicking 'post message'.

I need a G&T now!

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Would love to be sat on a burger with someone eating my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

A beer and a whiskey

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Id rather the fanny over a big mac"

That sounds quite unhygienic, I am sure that MaccieDs will have Environmental Health in if their staff are putting their fannies over the Big Macs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"Id rather the fanny over a big mac"

Leaves the same stains in my beard

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
34 weeks ago

Wirral.

I'll sit on your face. I even have my own special sauce

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
34 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I fancy neither fanny nor a big mac.

I could really do with a cock in my throat though

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By *eroLondonMan
34 weeks ago

Mayfair

I would like Prêy to sit on my hands. They need warming from her ice-cold exterior.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
34 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Onion rings with grated cheese, and a really good, passionate kiss. All at the same time.

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By *ensualPleasure96Man
34 weeks ago

Dunstable

"I'll sit on your face. I even have my own special sauce

Sounds like a sticky white sauce

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