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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
5 days ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Packing your suitcase knowing that in a few hours you'll be in temperatures half what you're currently in.

*also, stepping on lego or cat sick in bare feet.

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By *d mirerMan
5 days ago

lost

I’ve forgotten all bad feelings and feeling blessed now

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By *aomilatteCouple
5 days ago

Midlands

Nothing like your own bed, home comforts and telly though

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
5 days ago

somewhere

Think of that first sip of tea/coffee and a proper bit of bacon (I have no idea where you are but let's face it, no where does bacon quite like us!)

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By *agatoXXXMan
5 days ago

Carol Vorderman's underwear drawer.


"Packing your suitcase knowing that in a few hours you'll be in temperatures half what you're currently in.

*also, stepping on lego or cat sick in bare feet. "

I agree about the lego, and I don't have any kids here.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
5 days ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Knowing the night is over when you’re not ready to go home.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
5 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You know when you feel a mighty sneeze coming on and you brace yourself for its imminent, explosive release and then……nothing!

Leaves me feeling utterly crestfallen and dejected it does

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By *viatrixWoman
5 days ago

Redhill

I was in Chile last week- 8oC when you lot were suffering a heatwave at 27oC! And it was grrrreat

As we say where I come from, God gives his worst battles to his best soldiers. You’ll be ok.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
5 days ago

cardiff

Picking up dog poo and getting it all over your hands

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By *eordieJeansCouple
5 days ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Standing on a slug.

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By *sguy2Man
5 days ago

all over


"Picking up dog poo and getting it all over your hands "

Finger through the toilet paper

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By *aizyWoman
5 days ago

west midlands


"You know when you feel a mighty sneeze coming on and you brace yourself for its imminent, explosive release and then……nothing!

Leaves me feeling utterly crestfallen and dejected it does "

Even worse, after you unbrace yourself and then sneeze, you are just not ready for it.

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By *sguy2Man
5 days ago

all over

Thinking it was just a little fart…

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By *kphooeyMan
5 days ago

Finchley


"Picking up dog poo and getting it all over your hands "

Agree, especially when he has done it in the long grass and it gets caught all over it as you are trying to retrieve it.

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By *parkle1974Woman
5 days ago

Leeds


"Knowing the night is over when you’re not ready to go home."

This

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By *he Silver FuxMan
5 days ago

Uttoxeter

Accidentally kicking or standing on a pet paw…

“Come back Tiddles! It was a horrible accident”

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By *ensuallover1000Man
5 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"You know when you feel a mighty sneeze coming on and you brace yourself for its imminent, explosive release and then……nothing!

Leaves me feeling utterly crestfallen and dejected it does

Even worse, after you unbrace yourself and then sneeze, you are just not ready for it."

And even worse in said scenario if you’re unfortunate enough to be sitting in a restaurant with friends and….well, you can imagine….

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By *ools and the brainCouple
5 days ago

couple, us we him her.


"Packing your suitcase knowing that in a few hours you'll be in temperatures half what you're currently in.

*also, stepping on lego or cat sick in bare feet. "

Sorry old chap only just seen this thread didn't mean to start another.

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By *rHotNottsMan
5 days ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Packing your suitcase knowing that in a few hours you'll be in temperatures half what you're currently in.

*also, stepping on lego or cat sick in bare feet. "

I love the first one!

Banging your finger nail really lightly yet it’s hurting like hell. Does anybody else suffer with this occasional extremely sensitive fingernail syndrome? Or is it just me

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By *ensuallover1000Man
5 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

When one wakes up from a particularly pleasant dream and immediately discerns that it was only a dream

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By *ripfillMan
5 days ago

havant

Stepping on a dead mouse on the landing in bare feet and it squeezing between you toes

Leaning up hop

Learning to Balance on one leg while hitting the hand basin with your forehead

Leaning to delay swearing because it hit so much

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By *ools and the brainCouple
5 days ago

couple, us we him her.

Shooty bum pain when you are in the middle of a series conversation or job interview.

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By *agatoXXXMan
5 days ago

Carol Vorderman's underwear drawer.


"Shooty bum pain when you are in the middle of a series conversation or job interview.

"

You should have taken the buttplug out first

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
5 days ago

somewhere


"Standing on a slug."

I did that this morning

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By *eordieJeansCouple
5 days ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Standing on a slug.

I did that this morning "

Barefoot?

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By *oistvonlipwigMan
5 days ago

Lancaster

Out strimming grass and firing either dog shit or mashed up slugs into your own face. You do get used to it mind you.

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
5 days ago

somewhere


"Standing on a slug.

I did that this morning

Barefoot?"

Yep, right in-between the toes.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
5 days ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Standing on a slug.

I did that this morning

Barefoot?

Yep, right in-between the toes. "

Grim.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
5 days ago

Coventry

when your foot slips at you step out the shower ................................

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By *cLovin2Man
5 days ago

Reading

When a guy tries to stand up but sudden shooting pain in the scrotum.

You know the one

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By *cLovin2Man
5 days ago

Reading


"Standing on a slug.

I did that this morning

Barefoot?

Yep, right in-between the toes. "

Do you live in a garden shed? How did it get in?

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