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"Where does the queue form and will there be snacks?" I've looked outside and there doesn't appear to be one, I'll set up a proper entrance | |||
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"Like said above if theres cheese & pineapple there I will " Do I have to put it on a stick? | |||
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"Ahh fuck it…..why not. Bend over then love. ![]() ![]() ![]() Fuck that ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh ok then, if I must *sigh* " It's a hard thing to do I know, you can bath in bleach after | |||
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"I've already booked up my voluntary hours for the elderly this year sadly. Sorry." Ouch, he's only six years older than you and within your preferred age range. However, if you could just esc0rt me across the road to my zimmer frame I would be ever so grateful! | |||
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"Like said above if theres cheese & pineapple there I will " plenty of cheese akd pineapple at.mine ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've already booked up my voluntary hours for the elderly this year sadly. Sorry." some reply that ![]() | |||
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"I've already booked up my voluntary hours for the elderly this year sadly. Sorry. Ouch, he's only six years older than you and within your preferred age range. However, if you could just esc0rt me across the road to my zimmer frame I would be ever so grateful!" Aww, of course. I have a couple of minutes to help those in need. Maybe I do have time for sex with the Op. | |||
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"I've already booked up my voluntary hours for the elderly this year sadly. Sorry. Ouch, he's only six years older than you and within your preferred age range. However, if you could just esc0rt me across the road to my zimmer frame I would be ever so grateful! Aww, of course. I have a couple of minutes to help those in need. Maybe I do have time for sex with the Op. " I believe a legal contract has just been signed. You've scored OP ![]() | |||
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"I'm into younger guys at the minute. Stamina before heart attacks. " The voices in my head say they don't like you anymore ![]() | |||
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"I'm into younger guys at the minute. Stamina before heart attacks. The voices in my head say they don't like you anymore ![]() The voices in mine don't like me either | |||
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"I'm sure I've aged about 10 years in the past few, you should probably all have sex with me before it's too late ![]() Too late for who? | |||
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"When you say too late, what time do you call late and when is it past bedtime? Can you also let me know what beverages you will be providing, and if you have a large queue, can we choose some of the lovely ladies to keep them occupied whilst they wait for the grand finale with you?" I'm imagining it will be like the queens funeral, expect a 24hr wait so bring some snacks etc. Please refrain from touching anyone while waiting because I don't want anyone too tired to perform ![]() | |||
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"I've already booked up my voluntary hours for the elderly this year sadly. Sorry." But I've got heated blankets and stuff ![]() | |||
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"I'm into younger guys at the minute. Stamina before heart attacks. " I call bull on that as you hate sex and people can back my stamina as being too much, you could make a roast and I'd still be going | |||
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"I've already booked up my voluntary hours for the elderly this year sadly. Sorry. Ouch, he's only six years older than you and within your preferred age range. However, if you could just esc0rt me across the road to my zimmer frame I would be ever so grateful! Aww, of course. I have a couple of minutes to help those in need. Maybe I do have time for sex with the Op. " I'll be waiting ![]() | |||
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"Do we have to look in the mirror during or is that just a segue?" I thought we could maybe meet in one of those mirror mazes | |||
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"I'm sure I've aged about 10 years in the past few, you should probably all have sex with me before it's too late ![]() Me ![]() | |||
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"Oh, OP. Are you rapidly heading towards menopause too?" I reckon I could well be, don't tell anyone ![]() | |||
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"I'll visit you in your retirement home PD ![]() I can't afford one of those ![]() | |||
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