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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Llanelli

I'm sure I've aged about 10 years in the past few, you should probably all have sex with me before it's too late

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Round the Corner

In

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
34 weeks ago

Reading

Where does the queue form and will there be snacks?

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
34 weeks ago

Cardiff

Like said above if theres cheese & pineapple there I will

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
34 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

Ahh fuck it…..why not.

Bend over then love.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
34 weeks ago

There and Here

Oh ok then, if I must *sigh*

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Llanelli


"In "

And I didn't feel a thing

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Where does the queue form and will there be snacks?"

I've looked outside and there doesn't appear to be one, I'll set up a proper entrance

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Like said above if theres cheese & pineapple there I will "

Do I have to put it on a stick?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Ahh fuck it…..why not.

Bend over then love. "

Fuck that

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Oh ok then, if I must *sigh* "

It's a hard thing to do I know, you can bath in bleach after

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

When you say too late, what time do you call late and when is it past bedtime?

Can you also let me know what beverages you will be providing, and if you have a large queue, can we choose some of the lovely ladies to keep them occupied whilst they wait for the grand finale with you?

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By *eliWoman
34 weeks ago

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I've already booked up my voluntary hours for the elderly this year sadly. Sorry.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

Top thread OP .

I really want it to bring you some action - if any thread does, this one does .

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago


"I've already booked up my voluntary hours for the elderly this year sadly. Sorry."

Ouch, he's only six years older than you and within your preferred age range.

However, if you could just esc0rt me across the road to my zimmer frame I would be ever so grateful!

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By *igronnie89Man
34 weeks ago

near you


"Like said above if theres cheese & pineapple there I will "
plenty of cheese akd pineapple at.mine

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By *igronnie89Man
34 weeks ago

near you


"I've already booked up my voluntary hours for the elderly this year sadly. Sorry."
some reply that

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By *eliWoman
34 weeks ago

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"I've already booked up my voluntary hours for the elderly this year sadly. Sorry.

Ouch, he's only six years older than you and within your preferred age range.

However, if you could just esc0rt me across the road to my zimmer frame I would be ever so grateful!"

Aww, of course. I have a couple of minutes to help those in need.

Maybe I do have time for sex with the Op.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I'm into younger guys at the minute.

Stamina before heart attacks.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago


"I've already booked up my voluntary hours for the elderly this year sadly. Sorry.

Ouch, he's only six years older than you and within your preferred age range.

However, if you could just esc0rt me across the road to my zimmer frame I would be ever so grateful!

Aww, of course. I have a couple of minutes to help those in need.

Maybe I do have time for sex with the Op. "

I believe a legal contract has just been signed.

You've scored OP

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago


"I'm into younger guys at the minute.

Stamina before heart attacks.

"

The voices in my head say they don't like you anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago


"I'm into younger guys at the minute.

Stamina before heart attacks.

The voices in my head say they don't like you anymore "

The voices in mine don't like me either

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
34 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Do we have to look in the mirror during or is that just a segue?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I'm sure I've aged about 10 years in the past few, you should probably all have sex with me before it's too late "

Too late for who?

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By *ell GwynnWoman
34 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Oh, OP. Are you rapidly heading towards menopause too?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Llanelli


"When you say too late, what time do you call late and when is it past bedtime?

Can you also let me know what beverages you will be providing, and if you have a large queue, can we choose some of the lovely ladies to keep them occupied whilst they wait for the grand finale with you?"

I'm imagining it will be like the queens funeral, expect a 24hr wait so bring some snacks etc.

Please refrain from touching anyone while waiting because I don't want anyone too tired to perform

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Llanelli


"I've already booked up my voluntary hours for the elderly this year sadly. Sorry."

But I've got heated blankets and stuff

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Top thread OP .

I really want it to bring you some action - if any thread does, this one does ."

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Llanelli


"I'm into younger guys at the minute.

Stamina before heart attacks.

"

I call bull on that as you hate sex and people can back my stamina as being too much, you could make a roast and I'd still be going

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Llanelli


"I've already booked up my voluntary hours for the elderly this year sadly. Sorry.

Ouch, he's only six years older than you and within your preferred age range.

However, if you could just esc0rt me across the road to my zimmer frame I would be ever so grateful!

Aww, of course. I have a couple of minutes to help those in need.

Maybe I do have time for sex with the Op. "

I'll be waiting

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Do we have to look in the mirror during or is that just a segue?"

I thought we could maybe meet in one of those mirror mazes

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Llanelli


"I'm sure I've aged about 10 years in the past few, you should probably all have sex with me before it's too late

Too late for who?"

Me

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Oh, OP. Are you rapidly heading towards menopause too?"

I reckon I could well be, don't tell anyone

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By *aizyWoman
34 weeks ago

west midlands

I'll visit you in your retirement home PD

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Llanelli


"I'll visit you in your retirement home PD "

I can't afford one of those

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
34 weeks ago

somewhere

You are a tad old for me but I'll bring snacks to eat instead

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