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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
5 days ago

Port talbot

I'm sure I've aged about 10 years in the past few, you should probably all have sex with me before it's too late

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS
5 days ago

Round the Corner

In

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
5 days ago

Reading

Where does the queue form and will there be snacks?

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By *mber SkiesWoman
5 days ago

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Like said above if theres cheese & pineapple there I will

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By *r John WickMan
5 days ago

The Continental

Ahh fuck it…..why not.

Bend over then love.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
5 days ago

South Down, Northern Ireland

Oh ok then, if I must *sigh*

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
5 days ago

Port talbot


"In "

And I didn't feel a thing

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
5 days ago

Port talbot


"Where does the queue form and will there be snacks?"

I've looked outside and there doesn't appear to be one, I'll set up a proper entrance

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
5 days ago

Port talbot


"Like said above if theres cheese & pineapple there I will "

Do I have to put it on a stick?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
5 days ago

Port talbot


"Ahh fuck it…..why not.

Bend over then love. "

Fuck that

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
5 days ago

Port talbot


"Oh ok then, if I must *sigh* "

It's a hard thing to do I know, you can bath in bleach after

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By *kphooeyMan
5 days ago

Finchley

When you say too late, what time do you call late and when is it past bedtime?

Can you also let me know what beverages you will be providing, and if you have a large queue, can we choose some of the lovely ladies to keep them occupied whilst they wait for the grand finale with you?

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By *eliWoman
5 days ago

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I've already booked up my voluntary hours for the elderly this year sadly. Sorry.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
5 days ago

St Leonards

Top thread OP .

I really want it to bring you some action - if any thread does, this one does .

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By *kphooeyMan
5 days ago

Finchley


"I've already booked up my voluntary hours for the elderly this year sadly. Sorry."

Ouch, he's only six years older than you and within your preferred age range.

However, if you could just esc0rt me across the road to my zimmer frame I would be ever so grateful!

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By *igronnie89Man
5 days ago

near you


"Like said above if theres cheese & pineapple there I will "
plenty of cheese akd pineapple at.mine

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By *igronnie89Man
5 days ago

near you


"I've already booked up my voluntary hours for the elderly this year sadly. Sorry."
some reply that

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By *eliWoman
5 days ago

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"I've already booked up my voluntary hours for the elderly this year sadly. Sorry.

Ouch, he's only six years older than you and within your preferred age range.

However, if you could just esc0rt me across the road to my zimmer frame I would be ever so grateful!"

Aww, of course. I have a couple of minutes to help those in need.

Maybe I do have time for sex with the Op.

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
5 days ago

somewhere

I'm into younger guys at the minute.

Stamina before heart attacks.

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By *kphooeyMan
5 days ago

Finchley


"I've already booked up my voluntary hours for the elderly this year sadly. Sorry.

Ouch, he's only six years older than you and within your preferred age range.

However, if you could just esc0rt me across the road to my zimmer frame I would be ever so grateful!

Aww, of course. I have a couple of minutes to help those in need.

Maybe I do have time for sex with the Op. "

I believe a legal contract has just been signed.

You've scored OP

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By *kphooeyMan
5 days ago

Finchley


"I'm into younger guys at the minute.

Stamina before heart attacks.

"

The voices in my head say they don't like you anymore

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
5 days ago

somewhere


"I'm into younger guys at the minute.

Stamina before heart attacks.

The voices in my head say they don't like you anymore "

The voices in mine don't like me either

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
5 days ago

Carlisle usually

Do we have to look in the mirror during or is that just a segue?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
5 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I'm sure I've aged about 10 years in the past few, you should probably all have sex with me before it's too late "

Too late for who?

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By *ell GwynnWoman
5 days ago

North Yorkshire

Oh, OP. Are you rapidly heading towards menopause too?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
5 days ago

Port talbot


"When you say too late, what time do you call late and when is it past bedtime?

Can you also let me know what beverages you will be providing, and if you have a large queue, can we choose some of the lovely ladies to keep them occupied whilst they wait for the grand finale with you?"

I'm imagining it will be like the queens funeral, expect a 24hr wait so bring some snacks etc.

Please refrain from touching anyone while waiting because I don't want anyone too tired to perform

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
5 days ago

Port talbot


"I've already booked up my voluntary hours for the elderly this year sadly. Sorry."

But I've got heated blankets and stuff

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
5 days ago

Port talbot


"Top thread OP .

I really want it to bring you some action - if any thread does, this one does ."

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
5 days ago

Port talbot


"I'm into younger guys at the minute.

Stamina before heart attacks.

"

I call bull on that as you hate sex and people can back my stamina as being too much, you could make a roast and I'd still be going

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
5 days ago

Port talbot


"I've already booked up my voluntary hours for the elderly this year sadly. Sorry.

Ouch, he's only six years older than you and within your preferred age range.

However, if you could just esc0rt me across the road to my zimmer frame I would be ever so grateful!

Aww, of course. I have a couple of minutes to help those in need.

Maybe I do have time for sex with the Op. "

I'll be waiting

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
5 days ago

Port talbot


"Do we have to look in the mirror during or is that just a segue?"

I thought we could maybe meet in one of those mirror mazes

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
5 days ago

Port talbot


"I'm sure I've aged about 10 years in the past few, you should probably all have sex with me before it's too late

Too late for who?"

Me

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
5 days ago

Port talbot


"Oh, OP. Are you rapidly heading towards menopause too?"

I reckon I could well be, don't tell anyone

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By *aizyWoman
5 days ago

west midlands

I'll visit you in your retirement home PD

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
5 days ago

Port talbot


"I'll visit you in your retirement home PD "

I can't afford one of those

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
5 days ago

somewhere

You are a tad old for me but I'll bring snacks to eat instead

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