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By *iddlesticks OP Man
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

What’s the plan?

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By *ansoffateMan
5 days ago

Sagittarius A

Murder you in your sleep and become supreme ruler of the world.

Or play connect 4?

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By *ickshawedCouple
5 days ago

Wolverhampton

Kiss chase?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
5 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll move to the US and you move to Russia and we can have a good old fashioned Cold War

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By *icecouple561Couple
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5 days ago

East Sussex

I hope you've got a plan because I haven't.

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By *he KakapoMan
5 days ago

A nice rock

Repopulate....

Wait....

I need to ask Jeff Goldblum I'd nature can navigate this particular obstacle first

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By *r John WickMan
5 days ago

The Continental

We ain’t procreating so may as well have a nice cold pint and wait for it to all blow over.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
5 days ago

Sherwood Forest

Fiddle with your sticks

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By *he love catsCouple
5 days ago

South Wales

Your bolloxed if I'm the only survivor I'm pretty much going to drink, eat and sleep until I die.

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By *lue RascalMan
5 days ago

Cheshire

Moan that I can’t have anything to myself.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Murder you in your sleep and become supreme ruler of the world.

Or play connect 4?"

Can I be red.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Kiss chase? "

Oh you bugger, you know you’re faster than me.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ll move to the US and you move to Russia and we can have a good old fashioned Cold War

Oh yes. I would be president.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I hope you've got a plan because I haven't. "

Always need a plan. I’ll get water.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Repopulate....

Wait....

I need to ask Jeff Goldblum I'd nature can navigate this particular obstacle first"

I’ll be dad.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"We ain’t procreating so may as well have a nice cold pint and wait for it to all blow over. "

Chilled.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fiddle with your sticks

Until we make fire.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Your bolloxed if I'm the only survivor I'm pretty much going to drink, eat and sleep until I die."

At least we’d die happy.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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5 days ago

East Sussex

"I hope you've got a plan because I haven't.

Always need a plan. I’ll get water. "

I think first we should break into a supermarket and get vodka

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By *ittlebirdWoman
5 days ago

The Big Smoke

Find where Ray Mears is hiding. He will definitely be alive

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Moan that I can’t have anything to myself."

I’ll get my coat.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I hope you've got a plan because I haven't.

Always need a plan. I’ll get water.

I think first we should break into a supermarket and get vodka"

Or that.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Find where Ray Mears is hiding. He will definitely be alive

I taught him all he knows.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
5 days ago

somewhere

We will just spend the whole time going "what do you want to do, what do you want to eat" until we both get bored lol

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"We will just spend the whole time going "what do you want to do, what do you want to eat" until we both get bored lol"

Like the vultures in the Jungle book.

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By *he love catsCouple
5 days ago

South Wales

"I hope you've got a plan because I haven't.

Always need a plan. I’ll get water.

I think first we should break into a supermarket and get vodka"

Now this is the person I want to survive with.

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By *kphooeyMan
5 days ago

Finchley

Have we got food? If not, you had better watch out once my stomach starts to rumble.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
5 days ago

somewhere

"We will just spend the whole time going "what do you want to do, what do you want to eat" until we both get bored lol

Like the vultures in the Jungle book.

I'll take your word for it, never seen the jungle book!

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By *rbobbMan
5 days ago

Birmingham

Sleep with one eye open

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Sleep with one eye open "

Shush, go back to sleep

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By *hunky GentMan
5 days ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"What’s the plan? "

Round up all the pigs so we always have bacon.

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By *oni-massage-guyMan
5 days ago

Fareham

And what if only one of you knows the wifi password!!! Imagine the power

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By *assie101Woman
5 days ago

Kent

"What’s the plan? "

Fuck like rabbits till we die of exhaustion

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
5 days ago

Reading

How you are good at fixing things as I'm not. The grid will be down so we will have to Macgyver our way through.

And I hope you are good at the sex.

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
5 days ago

Ayrshire

Go raid the local Armoury, find a nice castle to defend and await the apocolypse- and just to liven the trip up, go into loads of shops, police stations, army barracks, peoples houses and raid

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By *luebell888Woman
5 days ago

Glasgowish

"What’s the plan? "

Make babies and apple pie.

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By *rbobbMan
5 days ago

Birmingham

"Sleep with one eye open

Shush, go back to sleep

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By *erfHerder74Man
5 days ago

Greenock

Get supplies, find a nice house in the middle of nowhere then pump like bunnies until we die in 30 years

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS
5 days ago

Round the Corner

Set up a couples profile.

Just in case

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By *agatoXXXMan
5 days ago

Carol Vorderman's underwear drawer.

This is Fab. The other person will be a fake, no show, or a guy pretending to be a woman...

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By *viatrixWoman
5 days ago

Redhill

FAF?

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By *agnar73Man
5 days ago

Glasgow

Make a spear.

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By *a LunaWoman
5 days ago

Wales

Fuck and look for something to eat. But fuck first. Priorities and all that.

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By *oadsafun1960Man
5 days ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

Go for Plan 'b'

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By *exsplorerWoman
5 days ago

Greenford

I spy with my little eye....

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By *ripfillMan
5 days ago

havant

Find a source of penicillin… may come in handy

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By *ot to giggleWoman
5 days ago

Coventry

can we play UNO - im an expert

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By *ripfillMan
5 days ago

havant

"can we play UNO - im an expert

Yep you would win what’s UNO ??

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By *he Silver FuxMan
5 days ago

Uttoxeter

Scissors, paper, stone to see who bottoms first..

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By *orphia2003Woman
5 days ago

Tonypandy.

Get d*unk, eat crisp sandwiches and I'll peg you.

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By *d mirerMan
5 days ago

lost

My condolences to your bottom

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
5 days ago

somewhere

We'll die alone

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
5 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Loot Victoria's Secret and all the high end shoe shops so at least I will look fabulous.

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By *eliWoman
5 days ago

You can have Antarctica, I'll take the other continents.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
5 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Loot Victoria's Secret and all the high end shoe shops so at least I will look fabulous. "

You can fuck me afterwards (I think we won't bother with the condom at this point), and then I suppose we better find lunch...

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By *agatoXXXMan
5 days ago

Carol Vorderman's underwear drawer.

"Get d*unk, eat crisp sandwiches and I'll peg you."

You'll get Beriberi

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
5 days ago

St Leonards

I'm playing with the pussycats and the dolphins.

Yayyyyyy!!!

You do whatever you want to.

Unless it annoys or attempts to limit me.

In which case, would you prefer burial, cremation, sky burial, or something else Fiddles?

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By *xmfrvnMan
5 days ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Enjoy nature reclaiming everything.

And have a big old wank into it.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"How you are good at fixing things as I'm not. The grid will be down so we will have to Macgyver our way through.

And I hope you are good at the sex."

I’m thinking I’m reasonably handy. Built my own fitted wardrobes.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Set up a couples profile.

Just in case

Ha ha I like it.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"FAF?"

Yep

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"can we play UNO - im an expert

Can we play strip UNO.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Get d*unk, eat crisp sandwiches and I'll peg you."

Touching my toes.

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By *het 345Man
5 days ago

Preston

Go to Maccies?

Well, there wouldn't be a queue

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You can have Antarctica, I'll take the other continents."

That’s quite a game of risk.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
5 days ago

Around the Midlands

If this is a Quiet Place style make noise and you're dead, then nothing EVER!!

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By *onkoMan
5 days ago

here and there

Walk away and die by ourselves some time later

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Walk away and die by ourselves some time later "

I thought you’d block me.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"If this is a Quiet Place style make noise and you're dead, then nothing EVER!!"

Err ok, it’s not.

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By *awpleasureMan
5 days ago

Sutton Coldfield

I'll do all the shopping and cooking and you do all the DIY jobs that need doing around the house.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
5 days ago

west london

Move into Buckingham palace

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
5 days ago

King's Crustacean

We draw a diagram and launch it into space for aliens to find.

It is a drawing of me eating all the veg before it goes off with you drinking yourself into a stupor and lubing up all orifices and fucking away until you die of exhaustion

Scrawled across the bottom of the paper is ' Of all the women in all of the world you had to go n fucking save me this one!'

Under that in lovely old lady handwriting is ...... Look after him ladies, show him some respect, he knows his way around Love Honey.

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