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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
34 weeks ago

Leeds

I can only aim this at guys because I've never had a woman do it....

Why do you send messages writing in detail what you want to do to is females???

For me personally it certainly isn't a turn on!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
34 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Bookmarking this as I'm curious too!

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By *he KakapoMan
34 weeks ago

A nice rock

Because that message took me a good 10mins to write as I ferociously fiddled with myself and the fact I was able to copy it is a testament to my dexterity and my ability to multitask so it should be shared with the masses

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By *viatrixWoman
34 weeks ago

Redhill

I give up reading on the first line of such drivel and just delete.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
34 weeks ago

St Neots

Personally I don't... It's cringe

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By *agatoXXXMan
34 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I just don't send messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

What type of messeages do you get? Give an example

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By *ffervescentMan
34 weeks ago

winfrith

I never write sexual messages to strangers but I guess some women like it but the majority don't.

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By *cotsguyyMan
34 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

Does it happen often or just now and then ?

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By *eroLondonMan
34 weeks ago

Mayfair

We spring forth from our mother's wombs with the everlasting intent to pen a sonnet or scribe a poem, dear Sparkle.

What starts off with the best of honourable intentions quickly devolves from class to crass, detailing how we would like to ravish you in an unimaginable number of ways, pulverising your quims with the utmost of sins. And if that isn't enough we top and tail our missives with a technicolour array of flattering photographs of our phallus, without any malice.

Be thankful for the attention.

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By *onkeynutWoman
34 weeks ago

somewhere

Yes I never understand this. It’s usually clearly a copy and paste. I’ll read the first line, roll my eyes and delete.

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By *ansoffateMan
34 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Is this hypothetical scenario pre or post the question:

What would you like to do to me?

I have to be invited across the threshold.

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By *a LunaWoman
34 weeks ago

South Wales

"What type of messeages do you get? Give an example"

Imagine something along the lines of this, but swap the sexes.

“Hi,

I noticed from your profile that you enjoy playing scrabble. Well let me tell you about the last game of scrabble I played.

It involved myself and a work colleague. He had a mighty fine penis, a bit like yours. I wanted to suck it. So I used a word on the scrabble board to indicate that. I think it was something like “noshing”.

He looked at me. I looked at him. We kissed. We fucked.

Is that something you’d be interested in?”

See. Bit long winded.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
34 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

“I’m gonna fuck your fucking fanny off, you twat

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That kinda hot message?

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I’d only text that sexy message if I know them, there’s no way I’d send that to a stranger, and I don’t see why a guy thinks that’sa great way to get to talk to someone?

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By *he KakapoMan
34 weeks ago

A nice rock

"What type of messeages do you get? Give an example

Imagine something along the lines of this, but swap the sexes.

“Hi,

I noticed from your profile that you enjoy playing scrabble. Well let me tell you about the last game of scrabble I played.

He looked at me. I looked at him. We kissed. We fucked.

Is that something you’d be interested in?”

See. Bit long winded."

TAKE....ME...NOW

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
34 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"What type of messeages do you get? Give an example

Imagine something along the lines of this, but swap the sexes.

“Hi,

I noticed from your profile that you enjoy playing scrabble. Well let me tell you about the last game of scrabble I played.

He looked at me. I looked at him. We kissed. We fucked.

Is that something you’d be interested in?”

See. Bit long winded."

It’s women like you that give scrabble a bad name

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By *a LunaWoman
34 weeks ago

South Wales

"What type of messeages do you get? Give an example

Imagine something along the lines of this, but swap the sexes.

“Hi,

I noticed from your profile that you enjoy playing scrabble. Well let me tell you about the last game of scrabble I played.

He looked at me. I looked at him. We kissed. We fucked.

Is that something you’d be interested in?”

See. Bit long winded.

TAKE....ME...NOW"

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By *herrybakewellCouple
34 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Ridiculous isn't it.

It's not a turn on. It's a huge turn off.

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By *he KakapoMan
34 weeks ago

A nice rock

I mean.... it must have worked once though right?

You spam that badboy to enough fish and one will bite?

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
34 weeks ago

kent

"I can only aim this at guys because I've never had a woman do it....

Why do you send messages writing in detail what you want to do to is females???

For me personally it certainly isn't a turn on!"

I doubt it’s a turn on for anyone. It’s extremely difficult to be erotic with words, and even fine writers fail more often than not. Why do they do it? Because they are misguided. Somewhere down the line, they heard that women like this sort thing. For most, I suspect the intention is sincere, but the execution is crass. Pity them if you must, educate them if you’re feeling generous, block them if you can’t be arsed, but try not to think badly of them. Some men, a lot of men, have never been gifted the tools to navigate the mating game, especially online. Xx

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By *ouple4voyeurCouple
34 weeks ago

Birmingham

Because they are typing thier fantasy whilst wanking. Delete and block after 1st sentence lol

I guess you could judge his staying power is by how long the message is. Still a block though lol

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
34 weeks ago

somewhere

I do wonder if such method has actually worked for folks that do it? It's a bit like the "meet now?".

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By *allipygousMan
34 weeks ago

Leicester

"I mean.... it must have worked once though right?

You spam that badboy to enough fish and one will bite?"

This is correct for some.

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By *allipygousMan
34 weeks ago

Leicester

"I can only aim this at guys because I've never had a woman do it....

Why do you send messages writing in detail what you want to do to is females???

For me personally it certainly isn't a turn on!

And also this.

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By *hilloutMan
34 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I can only aim this at guys because I've never had a woman do it....

Why do you send messages writing in detail what you want to do to is females???

For me personally it certainly isn't a turn on!"

Um...I don't. And never have. At least not with initial contact. If a connection is established with mutual desire, something might be hinted at, but not in fine detail.

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
34 weeks ago

Leeds

Also curious.....

There's no bigger turn off than some random bloke that hasn't even seen your face or spoken to you describe in detail what "he wants" to do to you, never mind having zero idea what you like, it's just cringe!!

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By *inkycumsluttWoman
34 weeks ago

St Neots

I've wondered that too. I'd be shocked to find out if it's actually worked for anyone. It's honestly the quickest way to get no response from me, same as the 'meet now' ones

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By *hunky GentMan
34 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Imo. There's difference between writing a standard 'blunt' message to a complete stranger and writing something personal and sexy (hopefully) to someone, you've chatted to, that has given you permission to do so.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Why do you send messages writing in detail what you want to do to is females???

I don't. The idea is about as abhorrent to me as posting a dick pic on here - no idea how anyone can think it is a good idea and a 'babe magnet'. People are very strange

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By *illy IdolMan
34 weeks ago

Midlands

"I can only aim this at guys because I've never had a woman do it....

Why do you send messages writing in detail what you want to do to is females???

For me personally it certainly isn't a turn on!"

Have you asked the guys that do it?

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By *illy IdolMan
34 weeks ago

Midlands

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
34 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I only get those sorts of messages from women who actually know me.

Blokes tend to send me either one-liners like ‘Hi, how’s u?’ (they go straight in the bin) or short compliments on my photos (those get a ‘thanks but I’m not into guys’).

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
34 weeks ago

Leeds

"I can only aim this at guys because I've never had a woman do it....

Why do you send messages writing in detail what you want to do to is females???

For me personally it certainly isn't a turn on!

Have you asked the guys that do it?"

Yes...replies are "thought you'd like it"

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
34 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Yes...replies are "thought you'd like it"

“Well you thought wrong.”

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By *erfHerder74Man
34 weeks ago

Inverclyde

They watch too much porn

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By *ensuallover1000Man
34 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I walk into your room as you lay naked on the bed eagerly awaiting my throbbing thrill hammer…..’ etc

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Stockport

"I do wonder if such method has actually worked for folks that do it? It's a bit like the "meet now?". "

Meet now?

Oh sorry, bloody autocorrect.

Meat now?

I'm down at the butchers, do you want the sausages or the steak?

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By *entleman JayMan
34 weeks ago

Wakefield

Men have a skewed view of what they think women want in here.

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By *hagTonightMan
34 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

I dont do it

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By *ags73Man
34 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I can only aim this at guys because I've never had a woman do it....

Why do you send messages writing in detail what you want to do to is females???

For me personally it certainly isn't a turn on!"

I don’t. Usually it’s ‘hello’ sort of thing

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
34 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I can only aim this at guys because I've never had a woman do it....

Why do you send messages writing in detail what you want to do to is females???

For me personally it certainly isn't a turn on!"

As an opener? Probs not going to end well or get the desired result.

With someone you've been chatting to a while, are building a connection with and who has expressed an interest in seeing you naked?

Can be quite hot. Situationally dependant as always.

I've also sent cheeky 'fancy a shag?' messages to people I already know before with good results.

But the more you know someone the more you'll be aware of what works for them and what will come across the right way, with a healthy mix of horn and humour, and not just as some low budget wank fodder porn scenario.

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By *oxy jWoman
34 weeks ago

somerset

as open minded and broadminded as i am and that i love sex ands kinksof all kinds i find these types of messages nothing but a turn off to me its proof that the guy who wrote it needs to grow up ... the fact that they believe this porn talk works shows how far removed from real life they are.. makes you wonder how they've survived life in general ... and to think alot of these are married or divorced its no wonder why there wives no longer want sex or no longer with them ...

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
34 weeks ago

manchester

"Yes I never understand this. It’s usually clearly a copy and paste. I’ll read the first line, roll my eyes and delete."

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I dont start conversations with sexual remarks other then I think their pictures are lovely or send dick pictures because I dont and I think most men dont too but still most men get ignored by women which makes no sense

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
34 weeks ago

Cardiff

"I can only aim this at guys because I've never had a woman do it....

Why do you send messages writing in detail what you want to do to is females???

For me personally it certainly isn't a turn on!"
me neither i find it creepy

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
34 weeks ago

Tamworth

I hate these. This is an example of doing sex to someone, not mutually enjoyable sex.

“This works for me, let me foist it upon you.”

Also, they’re generally awful.

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
34 weeks ago

manchester

"I hate these. This is an example of doing sex to someone, not mutually enjoyable sex.

“This works for me, let me foist it upon you.”

Also, they’re generally awful. "

They are almost as abhorrent as dick pics.

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
34 weeks ago

Leeds

"I dont start conversations with sexual remarks other then I think their pictures are lovely or send dick pictures because I dont and I think most men dont too but still most men get ignored by women which makes no sense"

Why does it make no sense?

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By *hil most chillMan
34 weeks ago

South East & Europe

I don't do it, but I've seen plenty of women's and couples profiles asking guys to do it. So I assume some guys just think everyone wants that?

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By *4bimMan
34 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Thanks for tarring all the guys with the same brush.

Instead of doing that why not challenge the guys sending them sorts of messages to you.

Ask them why!

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By *rHotNottsMan
34 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I love seduction and fantasy but I would never do this unless asked.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
34 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

"Thanks for tarring all the guys with the same brush.

Instead of doing that why not challenge the guys sending them sorts of messages to you.

Ask them why! "

Where did she refer to ALL guys?

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
34 weeks ago

Leeds

"Thanks for tarring all the guys with the same brush.

Instead of doing that why not challenge the guys sending them sorts of messages to you.

Ask them why! "

How have I tarred "all men"???

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By *oxy jWoman
34 weeks ago

somerset

"Thanks for tarring all the guys with the same brush.

Instead of doing that why not challenge the guys sending them sorts of messages to you.

Ask them why! "

i dont see any reference to all guys ??

and youve got to be joking about answering these shitty messages there are loads of them why should anyone waste there time on childish guys ... id rather just talk to the few who get it right and i at least fancy ... got no time to waste on others

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